Official match won't let me be beautiful [Comprehensive martial arts]

The cave is very large, very dark, and very deserted.

Sitting cross-legged on the cart in front of the astonishing Yaoyue Lianxing, it was Wei Wuya who had "resurrected from the dead".

The mouse king's eyes are vicious and cunning.

He leaned on the wheelchair, and said slowly and solemnly: "More than 20 years ago, I made a special trip to Yihua Palace to propose marriage to you two... Who would have thought that instead of agreeing, you would even kill me, and I huddled in the tortoise. Shan, is waiting for today!"

He was too ugly to be human.

As a result, Palace Master Yihua didn't want to get close to him at all, but said coldly: "Since we are here, you don't have to hide any more. If you have any tricks, just use them!"

Wei Wuya smiled sadly, but said: "I don't have any tricks either... Yaoyue, Yaoyue, I have already got you, and I will have you two sisters by my side after death. I am really satisfied."

Palace Mistress Lian Xing frowned: "What do you mean?"

At this time, a loud noise came from outside the cave.

A trace of astonishment flashed across Yaoyue's originally taut and beautiful face, and she wanted to check it out, but Wei Wuya smiled and pushed the cart down the tunnel... The sisters of Palace Master Yihua glanced at each other, although they were worried, But he followed like a shadow.

Several people entered a very narrow stone door, behind the door was a hexagonal stone room, and there was no other door.Wei Wuya didn't seem to intend to run away, so he stopped leisurely.

The light in the room was very dark, and only a large coffin could be vaguely seen, and there were many stone statues standing around it, and there were no other institutions.

Palace Master Yaoyue was furious, and asked: "What kind of tricks are you playing again? If you don't want to say it again, I will teach you not to speak again!"

Wei Wuya laughed a few times, but his tone was like a naive and naughty child boasting about himself: "Wait for me to light up the lamp, so you can see clearly... This is all my meticulous work." An indescribably strange attitude.

A dozen or so copper lamps embedded in the stone wall were ignited by fire pockets one after another...

It turned out that the stone statues were all carved into the appearance of the sisters of Palace Master Yihua and Wei Wuya, life-sized and lifelike, with lifelike expressions and movements.And the later, the more unsightly the appearance of the stone statue...

The sisters of Yihua Palace Master trembled with anger when they saw the fourth group. Before all the copper lamps were lit, they smashed the stone statues to pieces!

The strange thing is that Wei Wuya didn't even move, just watched, as if these were not his brainchild.

It was only after Lian Xing Palace Master pounced in front of him, picked up the dwarf's body and threw it towards the stone wall, that he realized that it was just a stone statue in clothes—the real Wei Wu Ya slipped away at some point...

And the only door in this stone room has also been closed.

The two sisters of Yihua Palace Master stood in the middle of the dark stone room, and seemed to be stunned... They were at the top of their martial arts, but they were tricked and fooled by a stinky mouse together!

"Sister..." Lian Xinggong opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.As the lights flickered, she saw Palace Master Yaoyue's chest heaving violently.

Some mechanism was activated, and a hole the size of a sea bowl suddenly appeared on the roof.

Wei Wuya's gloomy voice came down: "Yueyue, Lianxing, you are the noblest and most beautiful women in the world! It's a pity that when you suffer here to death, you will look very ugly and disgusting..."

Palace Mistress Lianxing raised her brows upright, staring at the small hole: "Do you think you can trap us? Our disciples are waiting outside. When my sister leaves, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, you won't even think about it." Have a day of peace!"

Wei Wuya sighed, and slowly said: "Even though you are so heartless, after you die, I am still willing to allow your dirty and smelly corpses to be buried with me. Alas... who taught me to like you?"

Palace Master Yaoyue almost felt sick when she heard that.

No matter how high the roof was or how small the hole was, a silk ribbon rolled straight up, as if it wanted to pierce through Wei Wu Ya's weird-looking head.

...Naturally it was a waste of effort.

The mouse giggled and hid away.

However, at the next moment, a strange "puchi" was heard, as if the sound of a sharp blade being drawn out again after piercing into the human body.

"You..." Wei Wuya only uttered such a slight syllable, and then fell silent.Instead, there was the patter of viscous liquid dripping down.

After a while, Shi Guanyin's delicate and clear voice came from the entrance of the cave: "Disgusting mouse, it really has a pair of cunning tricks for nothing, with eyes but no eyes!"

The two sisters of Yihua Palace remained silent, waiting for the change.

But I heard the other party's voice continue lazily: "I came to the Central Plains from a long distance, and I wanted to compete with you. Now that I meet, I don't think you two are more beautiful than me... as long as you tell me The mystery of Mingyu Gong keeps me young forever... I will let you go immediately, how about it?"

Palace Master Yaoyue sneered and said, "I don't know what to say about the defeated generals."

Palace Master Lian Xing also smiled: "Even if we dare to say it, do you really dare to practice?"

Shi Guanyin was not annoyed when she heard this, but just snorted lightly: "There is nothing I can't get...Since you sisters are willing to stay here and suffer, let this mouse's corpse accompany you!"

After saying that, she actually stuffed the bleeding dead body into the hole, squeezed it forcefully, and just threw it down!

The dwarf with severed hands and feet fell to the hard ground with a "bang", and the dirty black blood almost splashed on the pure white dress of Palace Master Yihua... Lian Xing covered her nose and frowned and went to investigate.

After confirming that it was really Wei Wuya's corpse, he couldn't help but want to throw him to the big coffin.

But over there, a low male voice "Ouch" came out!

Everyone was amazed, and then even weirder noises came from inside the coffin, as if a resurrected corpse was scratching the board, rattling non-stop.

The male voice became even deeper and hoarse: "She is a natural beauty, even if you remain young forever, it will only be ugly and poisonous for thousands of years... You are only blind, and you don't even pee in the mirror!"

Originally matching the scene in front of me, it was still a bit scary, but when it came to the last sentence, it was almost like a child with a yellow mouth scolding others... If it wasn't Shi Guanyin, or her most cherished appearance, She might still be able to laugh.

Palace Master Yaoyue narrowed her eyes slightly: "Okay, since you don't want to die with peace, I'll collect your corpse!" The originally soft white silk slashed straight at the coffin in the distance.

In an instant, the extremely hard wooden boards on the outermost part were broken into pieces and scattered in all directions.

A ragged young man jumped out of the dark coffin clutching his buttocks, and shouted: "It's so dangerous, my butt is very precious! It was almost taken advantage of by a rag, Alas!"

"Jiang, Xiao, Yu..." His name was pronounced out word by word in Palace Mistress Yaoyue's mouth, which made people feel icy cold.

With the help of the few remaining candles that were not extinguished by his true energy, Palace Mistress Lian Xing carefully looked at the boy who was rubbing his hands and looking disgusted.

But I heard Shi Guanyin's joyful voice at the entrance of the cave: "Great, you are all here, it will save me a lot of effort..." Amidst the coquettish laughter, the three people in the secret room heard her gradually going away footsteps .

"Have you been locked up here all this time?" Palace Mistress Yaoyue resumed her cold look and asked with a frown.

Xiao Yu'er whistled, glanced at her, did not answer, but laughed and said: "It's strange, the famous Yihua Palace Master, how could he know such an unknown person like me?"

Sitting on the coffin, he suddenly slapped his thigh, and said to himself: "Oh, yes, you are going to send your apprentices to kill me, of course you know me!"

Palace Master Lian Xing took a step forward and said slowly: "My sister is asking you something."

Xiao Yu'er lay down sideways, and snorted coldly: "Where can I be confined, Xiao Yu'er? I ran in by myself!"

Palace Master Yaoyue looked down at the wicked young man who was half lying still, and his tone became more severe: "What happened? Tell me clearly, otherwise..."

She looked at the other party's foolish appearance, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Don't think that you just praised my sister and belittled Shi Guanyin like that, so I will let you go... When you get out, you have to fight Hua Wuque to the death! No one can stop this !"

Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly, and after laughing, she spread her hands in their staring eyes: "Since that's the case, I don't need to talk about it! I don't like it, who of you sisters will give me a slap to loosen my bones? "

Palace Master Yaoyue suddenly turned around, as if she was afraid that after seeing Xiao Yu'er again, she would not be able to help but kill him... But none of them made a move.

They still stood straight and didn't sit down, because Yuemo thought the place was too dirty.

After a pause, Palace Master Lian Xing said slowly: "We have searched all around just now, and all the doors have indeed been closed, and we have not found any mechanism."

"Is there still a need to look at it?" Xiao Yu'er sneered, and said leisurely: "It's just such a small place, since they have spent a lot of time designing, naturally there will be no omissions that can be discovered immediately So you might as well find a place to sit down, don't waste your energy, maybe you can last until Hua Wuque comes to rescue..."

Palace Master Yaoyue was not willing to sit in this dirty place, she felt that she could still hold on, and said proudly: "He knows that we are trapped here, and he will definitely find a way to rescue us immediately... When we are all out, you We will fight to the death with him!" After talking, he went back to the decisive battle.

Xiao Yu'er wanted to sneer, but held back forcefully, and said in a perfunctory way: "Yeah, yes, yes... let's go out first and talk about it!" Anyway, he just had a full meal, neither thirsty nor hungry, lying here It is even more comfortable in a large coffin.

——As for the two in the middle who eat, drink, and sleep, after waking up, he will have a good excretion.And how long those proud sisters are going to last is none of his business!

In a daze, out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to see a familiar face poking his head at the entrance of the cave... Xiao Yuer only thought that he was dreaming, God knows, how long has it been since he thought of Tie Xinlan again!

Before Xiao Yu'er could open his mouth to shatter this inexplicable dream, a glowing red head squeezed away his original face and shouted loudly: "Smelly fish, are you down there?"

Xiao Yuer immediately grinned and replied loudly: "Yes! This mouse cave is warm in winter and cool in summer, little fairy, do you want to come down and accompany me?!"

——It turned out that Shi Guanyin went and returned, and brought a group of people outside the cave to the roof of this secret room.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-07-3121:16:35~2020-08-0114:56:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Wuchengcheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will not continue to work hard!

Some Yuying NC fans posted screenshots of my article and made all kinds of extreme comments. Emmm, a few months later, I even spoke for Su Ying, and the words are proof.Later, some fans felt disgusted by stepping on all the characters in the original while praising Su, so they wanted to restore a real original Sakura.

If it affects the reader's reading perception, I am sorry here, but I can't delete it, otherwise I will be accused of guilt and malicious smear, so I can only list the original works one by one.

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I imagined the scene of Lan Lan poking her head and being squeezed away by the little fairy.

They are really suitable to be sisters-in-law! The outside is strong and the inside is soft~