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Take the postgraduate entrance examination, if you fail one year, you will take another year of the entrance examination. After you pass the postgraduate entrance examination, you will no longer have to sell tickets at the door! "

"Bah, you bastards! Stop embarrassing me. If I can be admitted to the graduate school, why am I still wasting my time here? I think I should call the senior brothers Kanshan and Master Zhang back, so that Senior Brother Haipeng won't be around all the time." Toss us in the temple!"

What Hai Nie said was indignant.

As he said that, after working all morning, he opened a box of lunch hungry and began to eat with disposable chopsticks.

But this broken lunch box in his own scenic spot, Hai Nie himself also disliked eating it, so he could only pick and choose and use his senior brother's meal card to swipe a bottle of Coke and drink it down to feel comfortable.

It's just that Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive.At the foot of the mountain, while the disciples in the temple were having lunch, a small white car drove up from the crowd of tourists on the side of the scenic spot.

Then, I saw the other party's wheels running over the speed bump in the scenic spot, and under the parasol, a fat monk wearing an advertising cap and monk uniform and sneakers rang the horn.

"Hey, I caught you being lazy again, Hai Nie, Yibao and the two senior brothers Kanshan and Jiansi!"

Far away, Senior Brother Haipeng, who was discussed by the big guys just now, came back from patrolling the illegal vehicles parked at the gate of the scenic spot.

Everyone sat scattered on the bench eating snacks and lunch, but Hai Nie lazily waved at his senior brother before returning,

"Oh, senior brother and third senior brother went to the back mountain early in the morning."

Hai Nie and Yi Bao were talking and winking at each other.

"Didn't you say last time that we need to ensure the safety of our safari park, don't let some Yasha pretending to be giraffes go out to scare tourists, and you have to clear everyone's memory afterwards, so the two of them went to the back Let’s go shopping, and chat with Yasha by the way to get in touch.”

"What about the abbot brother!" Hearing that the two senior brothers were not there, Haipeng, the senior brother, looked around again and asked.But Hai Nie called him back again.

"Brother abbot is putting dragon and tiger plasters on in the meditation room. He said that he is old and will suffer from high blood pressure at any time. He really can't sit at the gate of the main hall every day and show the constellations of the female benefactors. Please let him go for two days. "

Haipeng: "..."

This complaint from the juniors made the fat senior in the car very unhappy, he drove down with his belly akimbo, walked up to the big fellow with the tourist brochure in his hand, and patted the table, saying,

"What kind of attitude do you guys have? How can you be lazy every day and not sell tickets well? How can this support our tourism business in Longquan Mountain and promote the thousand-year-old Dharma? Moreover, you don't know that it is the off-season for tourism, and the more tickets are sold, the worse it will be. The box lunches sold a lot less today."

This is very sad to say.Brother Haipeng almost patted his chest and cried to everyone that the business in the scenic spot was down.

"Otherwise, let's find a way to sell beer and barbecue at the entrance of the scenic spot, brother."

Hai Nie is an otaku with a high degree of myopia, wearing a blue monk uniform, and puts down a box of fast food in a scenic spot with a taste that is 'unexplainable'.

"Look at the Vegetarian Vegetables sold under our temple. A few pieces of carrot and broccoli are added together and given two broken names. It is not delicious at all. What is the Buddha of Infinite Life? It’s so expensive, tourists must not like to eat it, and they still complain to us.”

"Sinister! Idiots, we are serious monks! Do you think it is an amusement park, and what kind of barbecue is sold at the entrance of the scenic spot? Isn't this insulting the reputation of our Buddhist disciples? Is it possible to give tourists the Yasha and monkey barbecue on the back mountain? And what if they are exposed to the TV station later, and they all come to the temple for interviews!"

With these words, Master Haipeng seemed to recall that he was still a monk once in a while.

All the brothers, brothers and nephews were instantly shocked that the brothers and uncles cared so much about the dignity of their thousand-year-old Buddhist holy land, but the next second, Master Haipeng, who never disappoints, had once again opened his mouth in shock.

"According to what I mean now, it is better to set up a statue of brother Faseng at the entrance as a scenic spot."

"First, brother Faseng is handsome, and he is the temple grass that can be used as a façade in our temple. The female benefactors like it after seeing it. Second, brother Faseng has not yet left the customs. It will be three years ago, and the next time he will go out I don’t know if it will be ten years or eight years, and we don’t care about it for the time being, so we can also take the opportunity to make up some guide lines and tell the touching love stories to tourists and friends.”

"—Wait, love story?"

Everyone sat under the parasol and said in unison, with strange expressions on their faces.

"Yeah, isn't the sad and forbidden Buddhist legend about a good-looking handsome guy and a high-ranking monk with his sweetheart the most tear-jerking! And three years ago, didn't the senior brother go down the mountain to cut off the karma and return to the temple after the cause and effect ended?" Is it closed?"

"Although, we all know that's not the case."

"But Brother Faseng is really a powerful monk. Moreover, the legends are three parts true and seven parts false. After the news is spread, everyone likes to add oil and vinegar. Let's add some materials casually and integrate the latest Buddhist culture. , I think it is imperative that I specially set up this scenic spot for Brother Faseng!"

Hai Nie: "..."

Yibao: "..."

All the teachers and nephews: "..."

Master Haipeng's brain hole is bigger than a black hole.But the speechless choking of the Longquanshan juniors and nephews who were listening with their necks up and their feet up while eating in a bunch of small supermarkets in the scenic spot was written on their faces.

They didn't dare to say, they were really afraid that after Brother Faseng came out in ten or eight years, the big guy's head might be lost under Di Shi's Zen staff.

But it’s fine for these idlers to be chased away by senior brother Haipeng to serve attractions.

I didn't expect that their brothers, the Buddhist monks, practiced so concentratingly that they would go into seclusion for three years.To be thrown out to earn money by his junior brother making up false gossip, this is even more unlucky than those monsters imprisoned in Longhu who pretend to be normal animals every day.

"Think about it yourself, wait until our temple becomes completely popular on the emerging Internet of the 21st century!"

"We can sell peripherals, engage in cultural creation, open online stores, publish Buddhist scriptures and songs, realize one-stop business and enterprise, and carry forward our Buddhist brand culture of Longquan Mountain——"

Master Haipeng, a 'successful entrepreneur', just stepped on the dinner table to trigger a thunder, and immediately started to start the temple cultural industry that has made a lot of money.

A group of young monks who usually don't come down to the mountain gate dared to be angry and dared not speak, so they could only nod and laugh wryly to swallow the matter for the time being.

After all, there is only one person in this world who can rectify Senior Brother Haipeng, but this person has not left the customs for three years.But when this group of disciples from Longquan Mountain was fighting Haipeng together, the trendy music on the speaker above suddenly stopped.

At this time, the voice of a younger man with a very calm tone sounded.

"Fang Haipeng, Fang Hainei."

——This voice was not Yiyuan and the others who usually yelled to help, but it turned out to be Senior Brother Haiwen, who should not be in the temple at the moment.

So at the moment, the sound made everyone quiet.They broke free from the fight again and looked at the loudspeaker above that was conveying the words of Senior Brother Jiansi, wanting to hear what the other party had to say.

But the next sentence, which completely stunned all the monks present who were still working, fell like this.

"The mountain gate has been opened."

"Now, after hearing my words from below, I immediately closed the gate of the scenic spot in advance, and brought all the disciples up the mountain. The day of climbing to the top of the mountain and leaving the customs has come."

12:35

Accompanied by the heavy traffic flow, I stayed away from the mountain again.Half an hour later, all the waiting people had gathered on the steps of the temple on the top of the mountain.

Everyone was nervous and solemn.Except for the nephew, the generation of masters and grandchildren, there are also a bunch of juniors who rushed to the main courtyard and the mid-air barrier on the back mountain to welcome the head of the Longquan Mountain monk to leave the customs.

"Where is the heart of the sea?"

In the ethereal hall, the voice of Senior Brother Hai Wen, who is the supervisor of the temple, came.

"Senior Brother, Junior Brother is here."

Fang Haixin, an elderly abbot brother, also stepped forward to make offerings.

"Have the monks come?"

The other party sat upright in the golden light above and asked in an extremely flat voice.

"Except Brother Kanshan who is now in the back mountain, the rest have arrived."

"Well, let's get started."

After the voice in this temple fell, the temple guardian stick monk and a group of fire monks stepped forward first, and the other six sects in charge of the temple also joined together, and then saw the uppermost enchantment, and along with the thousands of murals in the temple, the golden light came out upwards. Welcome.

The guardian monks on the left and right launched the magic circle together.Then, the depths of the barrier began to loosen.

Because I saw a golden light falling from the back mountain to the Golden Hall of Tathagata, and beside the bell and drum towers on the left and right, the ancient clocks reverberated for a while, and the head of the temple congregation who had been in retreat for three years appeared in a barrier suspended in mid-air.

What I saw at first glance was just a figure from the back coming out of the barrier.

He walked from the enchantment, bathed half of his body in the white Buddha light, and there was a colorful morning glow behind him, but he saw the white jade pendant on the back of his neck moving with his steps.

When the monk, who had transformed from the body of an eminent monk into the body of a holy monk, walked slowly among the red blessing cards flying under the Buddha's chariot.

Tens of thousands of azure lotus flowers bloomed overnight, and seeing the precious light flashing from the pagoda behind, at this time, the monks of Longquan Mountain, together with the murals and Buddha portraits enshrined in each temple, looked up solemnly and respectfully,

"All juniors welcome Faseng Senior Brother/Bo!"

"The period of three years of retreat to the summit has come! Disciple welcomes you to come back from enlightenment from the place of ten thousand Buddhas!"

The author has something to say: new unit, 12000+ love you!

What a heartless two people, they really haven't seen each other for three years after saying goodbye.

And obviously because I have too many things to do, even the other party is who?

PS: Brother's monk figure is finally online. Hey, Gaoshang Fang, your beautiful brain is coming, and your exit is really too timely.

But I think the most amazing thing about Longquan Mountain is that it is very cheating and commercialized everywhere, but it has cultivated such a pure and clean Dharma monk, senior brother hahahaha, it is too hard for the senior brothers to be busy earning money to support the senior brother!

感谢在2019-12-21?01:04:52~2019-12-23?00:20:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 piece at the end;

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Yaoyao, Luo, Nu, the whole yard is full of luxuriant, 272?1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 13 bottles of Zhongxuan; 10 bottles of Xiaoxie, Chang'anyu, and Qiuyoumao; 4 bottles of Yishang Shen;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!