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??Question: At the Golden Core stage with zero foundation, the Taoist companion was accidentally knocked stupid while crossing the thunder tribulation. May I ask if there are any quick-start skills or methods for taking care of the demented Taoist companion?What are the benefits of Taoist dementia?After the Taoist's brain degenerates, the body's instincts will also degenerate, mother?Can we continue to double repair?

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??Anonymous: Are you one hundred thousand why?

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??Anonymous: A bunch of nonsense, if you have dementia, find a way to cure it!If you plan to have a son, then ignore me.

?? Agree (502387400)

??Master Miaomiao: Thank you for the invitation. I am in the Chixia Secret Realm. I have just entered the teleportation formation (cough cough, don’t take it seriously~), the following is a serious answer, just for the reference of fellow Taoists.

??It has been 250 years since my Taoist companion was struck dumb by lightning.

??A sudden thunder disaster made our already poor family worse.The ninety-nine 81 lightning tribulations that were agreed upon were forcibly chopped out one more.

??We don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask. If we ask, Tiandao probably won't answer.In short, it was this unexpected lightning tribulation that turned my big brother Taoist into a fool.

??Don't ask me what it feels like to drag a domineering and handsome Taoist couple whose IQ falls directly to the center of the earth. If you ask me, you can't explain it in words. If you ask me, you want to cry without tears.

??250 years have passed, and I still remember the panic at that time, flying into the huge pit at lightning speed.I searched and searched~ searched and searched~ searched and searched~ from the dawn to the dark, and from the dark to the dawn...

??finally!After I turned over a stone, I saw the familiar white fluff.

?? I stared at the snow-white fur ball the size of a fist, and my heart was bleeding.Cursing secretly (not daring to curse loudly, I am afraid that Lei Jie will chop me up completely before he leaves): "This dog is too ruthless! When you chop someone up, even if you kill them, you can still leave a charred body .How come to my Taoist partner, I got a tail chopped off..."

?? Just when I was about to burst into tears and cry, the fur ball that I regarded as a tail suddenly moved slightly.Immediately afterwards, a pair of pink and white long ears 'jumped' stood up.

??It was only then that I realized that my dear Taoist companion is actually safe from life, but the main body has been shrunk.

??With great joy and great sorrow, I burst into tears, full of joy for the rest of my life after the catastrophe. I carefully sneaked back to the cave with the Taoist couple of Maotuanzi.

??At that time, I was still a naive little demon, thinking that after Mao Tuanzi recovered, I would turn back into my fairy-like, handsome and handsome beauties.

??But since I am answering this question here today, everyone should understand that I am thinking too much.My baby was split into a naive baby by the thunder robbery, not to mention the human form, he even barely learned how to crawl this year.

?? If you have any questions, you can leave them in the comment area.When I have time, I will come to help you answer.Now that I'm going offline, I heard Baby Han enter the door.

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?? After exiting Tianwanjie.com, Lian Xichuan casually threw the anonymous net card into the corner of the storage ring—it was impossible to answer the question, and a real man never looked back at the explosion.

??He raised his head and looked at Mao Tuanzi, who was dragged back by the trapped fairy rope. This little thing was biting a half-white and half-black tail in its mouth.

??Following the tail and looking at the past, I only saw the same hairy back that was a circle bigger than Mao Tuanzi, black and gray, and it was still screaming "嗤嗤 ~ 嗤呵~ 嗤嗤~" with.

?? Lian Xichuan snapped his fingers, and Kunxiansheng obediently dragged two hairballs, one black and one white, one big and one small, like candied haws strings, to him.

??Picking up the white hair balls and cleaning the dust sticking to the little rabbit, Lian Xichuan opened his mouth, and the big hair ball with the loose tail fell to the ground: "哗┗|｀O′|┛ "

??Baimao Tuanzi's long pink and tender ears stood upright, and a pair of big crystal grape-like eyes looked straight at the ground, screaming anxiously.

??Dipped two drops of spirit liquid on the index finger and stuffed them into Baimao Tuanzi's three-petal mouth. Lian Xichuan patiently cleaned (stirred) the little rabbit's teeth and tongue, then bent down and put the dipped The little rabbit's drool-filled index finger wiped the black-and-white pair of big fur balls, and then said unhurriedly, "How many times have I told you, don't pick things up randomly, let alone bite things with your mouth."

?? Da Tuanzi, whose tail was almost bitten off by the little rabbit, raised his head. The three white hairs on his forehead were like flames, making his big light blue eyes full of majesty: "Wow!"

?? As if agreeing with Lian Xichuan's words, Datuanzi's cry of grievance also carried some pride in finally having someone make decisions for him.

??Who would have thought, Lian Xichuan glanced at Da Tuanzi with downcast eyes, and said slowly: "The things outside are dirty, wouldn't you be afraid of getting sick if you put them in your mouth?"

??Da Tuanzi slumped back on his stomach: "Woo..." Very good, this time the cry was full of grievances.

??The little rabbit angrily lifted up the white fluffy little paw, and patted Lian Xichuan's thumb: "Hey!"

?? Rabbit language tenth-level scholar Lian Xichuan raised his eyebrows, pointed at the big dumpling at his feet, with a wonderful expression: "You said, he is not a dirty thing, but the son of the two of us?"

??The little rabbit nodded vigorously solemnly, making it seem like the real thing.

?? Lian Xichuan was amused: "I am a cat, you are a rabbit, and a dog was born?"

?? "Or a husky?"

?? "Not to mention that the two of us are reproductively isolated, we are both males, and neither of us has the objective equipment for reproduction, okay?"

??But I don't know what kind of stimulation the little rabbit has received, so his belief is particularly firm: "Hey!"

"You said it was born by you?" Lian Xichuan looked at the fist-sized white hair ball, and then looked down at the black and white hair ball a circle bigger than the fist: "Baby, you are not only funny Mischievous, and not even smart enough."

??He shook his head like a rattle, and the little rabbit's ears flapped on both sides of his head like wings: "嘤嘤嘤......"

??Translation: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen...

?? What should I do if the Taoist couple is heartless, unjust, and unreasonable?Lianxichuan has a special solution.He kicked up, and the big ball shot out like a shooting star, rushed out of the cave, and went straight to an unreachable distance.

"Okay." Lian Xichuan rubbed the fluff on the little rabbit's head affectionately with his chin, and comforted him: "Now we don't have cubs, surprise or not? Happy or not?"

??Xiu Zhuo's little rabbit head is full of big question marks: "Huh?"

Lian Xichuan, who had solved the 'trouble', was in a good mood. He fed Han Baobao Taoist couple two spiritual grasses, tied up the fairy rope and let him go out for a walk again, and counted what was left in the storage ring belongings——

?? Pills: one Ancient Spirit Pill, one Tianling Detoxification Pill, one Xuelian Yuchan Pill, one Du'er Golden Pill, one Barrier Pill, two bottles of Qi Condensation Pill, and one bottle of Ningshen Pill;

?? Panacea: a hundred-year-old ginseng;

??Spiritual stones: ten high-grade spiritual stones, three 360 ​​middle-grade spiritual stones, and two thousand 290 six low-grade spiritual stones.

??Anonymous online card: 47 yuan;

?? Status Jade Card: 16 yuan.

??Unidentified items: a rusty key and a black tail.

After counting over and over for nearly twenty times, Lian Xichuan had to face the cruel fact: "I'm really out of ammunition..."

?? "I don't want to find a way to get some resources back, even Xiuzhuo's rations are gone."

?? Lian Xichuan originally thought that relying on Xiu Zhuo's accumulated wealth earlier, he would be able to cure each other's soul in at most 80 or [-] years. However, the two of them can ascend to the fairyland in the daytime to be at ease.

??It's a pity that the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.

??250 years have passed in a flash, and the family fortune has indeed been exhausted as Lian Xichuan expected, but Xiu Zhuo is still a silly rabbit. Not only the injury of Shenshun has not improved at all, but even his body shape has remained unchanged for a hundred years Nothing has changed.

?? Lian Xichuan, who has been salted for hundreds of years, had to face a cruel life and stepped out of his own safety zone: "I can't go on like this anymore. Xiuzhuo's soul needs elixir to restore it, and my cultivation base can't do it either." Stand still and have to fend for yourself.”

?? As we all know, there is a positive correlation between the realm of cultivation and the number of years of life.In other words, if you don't practice hard, you will die young!Although Lian Xichuan is salty fish, he is extremely afraid of death.

??Determined, Lian Xichuan randomly pulled out an anonymous online card, and penetrated into it with his spiritual sense.

??Question: Little demon in the stage of refining gods with zero foundation, where can I ask my fellow Taoists to get the elixir for condensing the soul?It would be great if I could get the best elixir in the simplest way, after all, I am weak and afraid of death.

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?? Anonymous: You want to fart.

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?? Anonymous: The Internet is so good, you can dream.

?? Agree (370723)

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??Anonymous: The two upstairs are too fierce. I do know some news, but I don’t know if it will help you.The Wuhua Academy in Zhongcangjie is recruiting students below the Nascent Soul stage, and the top three in the assessment will be rewarded with a Resurrection Grass.If you are interested, you can go to their official website to see the admissions brochure.

?? Agree (250)

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??Lian Xichuan has 360 lines at a glance, and finally picked out useful information from the sand sculpture answers of many sand sculpture netizens: "Zhongcangjie..."

?? "It's the middle world like Zhongyujie, the distance should not be very far, and the ticket is probably not too expensive."

?? Just when Lian Xichuan was about to jump to the official website of Wuhua Academy, he heard the rustling sound of the fairy rope rubbing against the ground again, and couldn't help wondering: "How could the mad rabbit come home so early?" '

Withdrawing his consciousness from the net card, Lian Xichuan opened his eyes and saw a pair of dumplings lying pitifully in front of him: the Mai Tai Tai bunny and the dirty husky.

?? Shaking the white fur that was stained with grass, dust and dew, the little rabbit raised its head, dragging its big pink ears to the ground, and its round eyes sparkled.

?? Stretched out a claw to rest on the toe of Lian Xichuan's shoe, the puffed-up little rabbit whispered softly: "嘤~嘤嘤嘤~"

??Translation: Don't throw away our cubs please?It's so difficult for me to conceive in October...

?? Lian Xichuan twitched: "How can I tell him euphemistically without hurting his self-esteem, the gestation period of ordinary rabbits is 31 days, and the gestation period of rabbit monsters is 31 years, neither of which has anything to do with October." '

??' You have nothing to do with the word pregnancy. '

?? Bending down and grinning at the little rabbit, Lian Xichuan pulled the husky by the back of the neck to pick up the little thing, rubbed the little rabbit's ears and said, "Okay, I won't throw away the cub."

?? Lian Xichuan half-closed his eyes, turned his head to meet the dog eyes of the husky Zai Zai, who was dazed and revealing fear, and said meaningfully: "You can go out and play at ease, I will take care of Zai Zai well..."