Boyfriend becomes paranoid

Three days later, Li Cheng went home with the same smile as before, and brought gifts to everyone in the family.

With a stern face, Gu Shiyi threw the clothes he sent to the end of the sofa and wiped his feet with them at night.

This action greatly stimulated Li Chengfu: "You don't know what to do, these clothes are very expensive, 200 yuan a piece."

Gu Shiyi raised his chin slightly, didn't say a word, refused to talk to people at all, and brought his coldness to the extreme.

Seeing this, Li Hutou ran down from upstairs, hugged Li Chengfu, and told Li Chengfu exactly what others said at the banquet.

"I think my brother is amazing. No one else can compare to him. In the future, I will learn from him and become invincible all over the world!"

Li Chengfu didn't know the whole story, and he preconceived that it was Gu Shiyi who lost his temper, but he didn't expect it to be like this.

He was silent for a while, and apologized directly to Gu Yiyi: "Billion, it's all my fault, don't be angry."

Gu Shiyi is not so easy to coax, with a sullen face: "Apologize, this kind of belated apology can't comfort the victim, it can only make you feel at ease."

Li Chengwen sighed and raised his hands in surrender: "OK, OK, what do you want to do?"

Gu Shiyi folded his arms condescendingly: "Kneel down, sincerely admit your mistakes and stupidity, and promise not to do it again in the future. Since you are so stupid that you can't even see the truth, it's like you have cerebral palsy. maybe forgive you"

When Li Chengfu heard this, he almost jumped up: "Gu Shiyi, don't go too far, hold on to a little mistake, and make such an outrageous request!"

Gu Shiyi didn't think he was outrageous: "The harm you caused to me, you just want to make up for it with just three words. You think it's too beautiful, right? If it's not for the sake of the two children, unless you jump into the river to soak Ten hours, I will not forgive you if I wash your head full of tofu dregs!"

The two couldn't reach an agreement, and broke up unhappy, and the whole house was filled with the smell of gunpowder.

The more Gu Shiyi thought about it, the more angry he became, tossing and turning, and decided to start his own road of revenge.From this moment on, he is not Gu Billi, he is, the Avenger!

The Avengers need allies and support, and Zhao Anan is very suitable.

"what is this?"

"An undetectable tool for disguising mustard peppers as sugar balls."

Zhao Anan picked up the small tool to indicate, took a piece of sugar from the store and peeled it off, used this small tool to pry open the surface, easily stuffed the mustard into the hard candy, then melted the sugar with the small tool, and it was ready. It's another innocent candy, and no one can see the evil intention hidden in it.

Gu Shiyi was very satisfied, took the tools and left: "After the matter is done, I will treat you to fried chicken."

With hesitation on Zhao Anan's face: "Oh, wait, one billion, this seems a bit cruel."

Gu Shiyi grinned coldly: "Cruel, physical damage is nothing compared to my spiritual damage. If I don't retaliate against this tone, then I will be suffocated for the rest of my life."

Li Chengfu got up in the morning, saw sugar on the table, and ate one by the way. After crunching it into pieces, the choking and spicy taste in his mouth rushed straight to the top of his mouth, making him froze for a few seconds, and then wanted to Quickly rush to the bathroom to rinse your mouth.

Pulled the doorknob a few times, but didn't pull it? !

"Who's in there, open the door, I'm going to be so hot, what is it!"

Gu Shiyi crossed his arms and smiled happily: "Really, but I'm very inconvenient now, I'm shitting."

Li Chengfu didn't pull it away a few times, and ran to drink water again: "It's hot, hot, the cup is full of boiling water, bastard!"

After struggling for a long time, Gu Shiyi finally came out of the bathroom.Li Chengfu's lips were swollen and red, and he looked at Gu Shiyi in disbelief: "You did it!"

Gu Shiyi showed a happy smile, like a devil, he pinched a piece of sugar with his slender fingertips and peeled it off, and slowly ate it with his tongue: "Yes, Li Chengfu, I forgive you now. "

Li Chengfu pointed at him, leaned against the table, put his palms together, and made a gesture of surrender: "Gu Shiyi, you are a real devil. I apologize to you again, and please don't mess with me again."

Gu Shiyi snorted arrogantly, chewed on the candy and left.There were still eggs cooking in the pan, and he had to watch.

The meat porridge bubbled for a while, and Li Chengfu's voice came from the bathroom: "Billion, bring me some paper, there is no more paper."

Gu Shiyi complained and went to get the paper, and handed it to him through the crack of the door: "You are so troublesome, it is really annoying."

Li Chengfu took away the paper, and took Gu Shiyi's hand, holding it hard, and there was a wet and sticky feeling in his palm.

Gu Shiyi's eyes widened, he withdrew his palm, and found that his entire right hand was covered with a yellow paste of unknown shape!

The usually calm Gu Shiyi just wanted to cut off his right hand, he gritted his teeth, and kicked open the bathroom door: "Li Chengfu, do you have a lower limit, you actually put shit on my hand! Disgusting."

The door of the bathroom was crumbling, which showed that Gu Shiyi was using a lot of force.

Li Chengfu stretched out his right hand, which was also covered in feces, leisurely, with a maddening smile on his face: "I'm not afraid of nausea, a billion. It's not on your face, it's Brother Cheng, I'm merciful, I'll let you go."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then I'm going to kill you!"

Gu Shiyi completely lost his mind, pounced on him, rubbed and hit Li Chengfu with his right hand.

Li Chengwen saw the opportunity and touched Gu Shiyi's face.His finger brushed the corner of his lips, and Gu Shiyi smacked it twice: "Huh? Sweet?"

Li Chengfu leaned back and forth with a smile, almost dying: "Fool, this is peanut butter with a little bit of stink beans added, you think I'm you, you hurt the enemy eight hundred and you lose one thousand."

Gu Shiyi was furious, he stretched out his middle finger and stuffed it into Li Chengfu's mouth who was laughing.

Li Chengfu was caught off guard and was poked in the throat, and was forced to taste a salty and sweet peanut butter with an extremely weird taste.

"Gu Shiyi, you haven't washed your hands, how can you put your hand in someone else's mouth, is it polite?"

After being teased, Gu Shiyi was furious: "I thought you liked shit the most, so I'll help you."

Looking at Gu Shiyi's furious back, Li Chengfu sighed: "It's really a daunting temper, no one can take advantage of him."

After Li Chengfu set up a table, Gu Shiyi brought a stool, opened the cupboard, and took out all the peanut butters, large and small.

Li Pingping just woke up, rubbed his eyes and asked, "Brother, shall we have peanut butter for breakfast?"

Gu Shiyi nodded: "Yes, bread with peanut butter."

Li Hutou asked: "Brother, we are going on an autumn outing tomorrow, and the teacher said that we can bring our own food to eat."

There's been so much going on recently, I even forgot about it.

Gu Shiyi nodded: "Yes, although I don't know how to do it, I can go to the canteen to buy it."

Li Hutou had one last request: "I hope that big brother can go with us."

Gu Shiyi immediately said, "Then I'll stay at home and feed the chickens."

With tears in his eyes, Li Hutou pulled Li Chengfu from the living room over: "Brother, you and your brother should not quarrel, but love each other, this is a family."

Li Chengfu reluctantly glanced at Gu Shiyi: "We didn't quarrel, you must have misread the tiger head, children, don't think wildly, or they won't grow tall."

After Li Hutou's parents left in a car accident, he became more cautious and obedient than before. For a child, this is even more distressing, so Li Chengfu has never been able to really refuse them.

He hooked Gu Shiyi's shoulders: "Look, my brother and I are doing well. Tomorrow, let's go for an autumn outing together. Don't you like sushi? I'll make a lunch box tonight. There are all kinds of flavors. Then you can share it with friends."

Li Hutou said loudly: "No, don't share with friends, I want to eat with Pingping and big brother."

Children have a desire for monopoly, and they are often unwilling to share their things.Although Li Chengfu is stingy, he doesn't want his younger brother to be so stingy, and he won't be able to integrate into the group at all.

His face was serious: "Li Pingping, how can you do this, you must learn to share with your friends to be a good boy."

Li Pingping cried and nodded: "Yes, brother."

Gu Shiyi was a little disdainful: "Cut, those elementary school students who are dragging their noses and counting on their fingers. Li Pingping will grow up and go to school every year, and he will always meet friends who really want to share things. Why be so anxious."

Li Chengfu shook his head: "No, you have to send a signal of goodwill to others, so that you can make friends faster. Children are very simple, and now is the time to make good friends for life."

The bread machine made a "ding" sound, and Gu Shiyi picked up the plate: "Whatever you want."

On the day of the autumn outing, Gu Shiyi had nothing to love, and stuck to the glass window of the bus with a blank expression, his ears were filled with screams, singing, and crying: "Let's take another bus."

Li Chengfu smiled and watched the two children sitting and playing together: "No, this is an important part of cultivating friendship. Only with the same experience can we have the same memories and the same topic."

Gu Shiyi gritted his teeth, picked up the lunch box from under his feet, and stood between the two of them: "Don't come closer, I haven't forgiven you yet."

This guy's aura is really surprisingly long.However, he was very kind to the two children. In order to reassure them, he endured his disgust to get on the bus and was willing to sit next to him.

Li Chengfu was inexplicably soft-hearted: "Okay, I'll go outside. Gu Shiyi, are you motion sick? I'll ask the teacher to give you some motion sickness medicine."

Gu Shiyi's chest was churning, and his whole body was uncomfortable. Ever since he got in the car, he felt that something was pressing on his heart, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it.

Watching the scenery passing by outside the window, Gu Shiyi was even more disturbed: "No, I don't take inexplicable medicine."

This guy, Li Chengfu still asked the teacher for a medicine, crushed it and put it in ice cola. I don't know how much effect the medicine has left, but Gu Shiyi finally drank it without rejection.

Probably the effect of the medicine took effect, and Gu Shiyi quickly fell asleep leaning on the car seat, his eyes closed, his eyelashes curled up, and he looked like a handsome and delicate young man.As soon as I got into the car just now, it attracted the attention of everyone in the car. The younger female teachers were blushing, and they looked this way at every turn.

Even the mischievous children stopped playing when they saw him asleep, for fear of waking up this good-looking brother.

Li Chengfu laughed softly and said, "What a troublemaker."

Gu Shiyi's sleeping cheeks were dizzy, and under the shaking of the bus, he gradually deviated from his own route, slid all the way to the right, and landed on Li Chengwen's shoulder.

? !

There was a warm touch on the shoulder, and a strange fragrance wafted from the tip of the nose.

It's strange, even though it's the same laundry detergent as they used, why does Gu Shiyi's body smell different?

Li Chengfu was thinking endlessly, and moved Gu Shiyi's head away uncomfortably, he was not used to having someone on his shoulder.

Just at this time, the bus shook violently on the road. Everyone was unprepared and staggered. Fortunately, there was a seat belt, so it didn't land on the ground.Sure enough, seat belts, life belts.

But Li Chengfu happened to be bringing Gu Shiyi back to his position, so he couldn't stabilize for a while, and fell hard on Gu Shiyi's lap, and under the impact of inertia, he couldn't get up quickly.

Gu Shiyi frowned, and when he woke up, Siyu looked at Li Chengqu who was lying on his lap.

Li Chengfu's ears were bleeding red, and he stammered, "One billion, one billion, I didn't mean it just now, do you believe it?"

Gu Shiyi: "What do you think? Take advantage of me while I'm asleep, lie on my lap, treat me like a leather sofa, my legs are numb!"

Li Chengfu was resolutely unwilling to be charged with such a trumped-up crime. He finally stood up, pulled the elementary school student behind him and said, "Little brother, you should have seen it just now. I accidentally fell down just now."

The primary school student looked at Gu Yiyi, looked at Li Chengfu, and then continued to look at Gu Yiyi: "I don't know, but brother, if you are tired, you can lie on my lap!"

! ! ! !

This kid who hasn't grown any hair is actually flirting with Gu Yiyi.

The parent next to him listened and gave him a big mouth. Gu Shiyi looked at him expressionlessly and didn't stop him.

After that, amidst crying and laughing, they finally arrived at the venue of the autumn outing, a children's amusement park built in the mountains.

Gu Shiyi was completely desperate: "God, this place is too simple!"