In the end, Gu Shiyi couldn't be turned around, and the whole family appeared at the banquet neatly.

The banquet in the village is Baba Banquet, that is, ten or twenty tables are set up in the open-air bazi, and then a brick stove is used to cook vegetables, marinate things, stew chicken, etc. in the open air.

Li Pingping and Li Hutou seemed to seldom participate in this kind of banquet, they found everything interesting, and the two children whispered to each other, very excited.

They sat at the same table with Aunt He Zhian and He Zhian. While waiting for the food to be served, Gu Shiyi did not miss a trace. He brushed his hair to take a selfie, complained that the screen of the mobile phone was too big and too flashy, and showed the mobile phone in his hand several times.

Li Chengfu felt ashamed, and moved the stool a little farther without leaving any traces.

Aunt He showed a meaningful smile: "Our Hinayana is very kind to you, such an expensive mobile phone."

He Zhian was also surprised: "Yes, [-], not [-], but [-]. I saw the card swiped by Brother Cheng. Brother Cheng, why are you reluctant to change your own mobile phone even if the screen is broken? "

There are ten people sitting in a team on the big round table.Li Chengfu's stinginess is well-known. I heard that he bought a mobile phone for [-] yuan, and ten pairs of eyes stared at him, including his younger brother, Hutou and Pingping.

Li Chengwen scolded He Zhian a hundred times in his heart, faltered and faltered, and finally rushed to help with the cooking.

Aunt He slapped He Zhian on the head with a "slap": "You little bastard with no winks."

He Zhian felt aggrieved and ran to help.

The waiting time was always long. The banquet started at twelve o'clock, and they came at ten o'clock, so they had to wait for two hours.During the period, it was fine, the men played cards, and the women chatted with melon seeds, chatting and talking, and started to have no taboos, and said everything.

"I heard that Ah Fang in your village was caught by your father-in-law for stealing men?"

Such a provocative question quickly heated up the atmosphere: "That's right, Ah Fang's man is working outside, and she is the only one at home without children. Isn't it lonely?"

"I heard that her father-in-law took advantage of the man's visit and locked all the doors, and called a lot of people in the team to come and see. The incident became so serious that Ah Fang simply divorced. Now, I don't know who is regretting it."

Gu Shiyi listened with gusto, his eyes sparkled.Sure enough, real life has nothing but blood and no logic.

Another woman who was knocking sunflower seeds said, "I'll tell you, the mountain behind the family behind me was almost worn out by the underpants of wild men ten years ago."

"Hahaha!!"

"I thought their husband and wife would not be able to survive. I didn't think so. It's been decades now, and they have lived a lifetime of quarreling."

Probably because their mouths were dry, the women had tea poured to moisten their throats, and they had a break.

It was probably too hot for Li Chengfu, so he took off his jacket and only wore unlined clothing, revealing his strong body, walking between the banquets with various dishes.

The women looked at it and showed strange smiles, and the topic turned to Li Chengfu.

"The Li family is also miserable. In a car accident, both husband and wife died, leaving behind two young children. It is estimated that Li Chengfu will be in suspense after getting married."

"Don't tell me, my niece from my natal family asked me to ask Li Chengfu if he would like to marry. However, Li Chengwen refused, saying that it was impossible for him to leave the two children behind."

"As for it, it's fine if it's your own seed. One of them was picked up and adopted, and the younger one isn't even related by blood."

Gu Shiyi was shocked. It turned out that Li Pingping was not Li Chengfu's biological brother.

Although the child was young, Aunt He still covered his ears and scolded: "You have to chew your tongue and go away, the child is still so young."

After being said a few words, the fighting power of the group of women was immediately aroused.All of them are stuck in the waist, which is very difficult to mess with.

"Who is talking about talking, who doesn't know the obvious facts."

"Maybe the Li family did some evil things in their previous life, which ruined the family."

"How do you know that Li Chengfu doesn't want to get rid of these two brats?"

Li Pingping is still young and knows nothing.Li Hutou probably understood something, with tears in his eyes, afraid that his elder brother would not want them.

With a gloomy face, Gu Shiyi stood up majestically: "Shut up, all of you."

The women were taken aback by him, and then turned the battle to: "Which onion are you?"

"Look at your thin lips and pale face, your hair hasn't even grown yet, how dare you call out to my old lady!"

Gu Shiyi said coldly: "I am naturally good-looking. Even if the aunts wear sexy underwear and show off coquettishly, maybe even a 20-year-old boy with a brain and sperm will not buy it."

"My God, what nonsense is he talking about."

"I *your balls*** balls!"

This fierce quarrel attracted all the men who were playing cards. When Gu Shiyi said the word coquettish sao, some men gave them a dirty look.

Gu Shiyi is not afraid at all: "If you have time to stare at others, you might as well take care of your own husbands. In Li Chengfu's heart, his younger brothers are not troublemakers, but his most important family members. If it is because of you, Hurt the child's young heart and cast a black shadow on his life, then I will not be polite to you!"

Because Gu Shiyi's words were too poisonous and well-founded, the women who seemed to be full of swear words were left behind.They dominate the village, and they are trying to be strong outside the house, but now they are ridiculed by a boy of unknown origin, and they are so angry that they pick up the teacup and throw it over.

"I'll kill you little bastard!"

Hearing the movement, Li Chengfu, who was still holding the dish in his hand, hastily passed the plate in his hand to others, gritted his teeth secretly: "This guy is causing trouble again!"

Gu Shiyi was nimble, dodging the thrown plate, and overturned the big round table in front of him, crackling, and the soup on the table splashed all over the women.

It was just a small-scale quarrel, but now the entire banquet, people at twenty tables, stood up, looked at their place, and even Uncle Luo who was saying hello ran over.

"What's the matter? Harmony makes money. They are all from the next door village. Please stop arguing."

The women were aggrieved: "Uncle Luo, we came here to drink to save face. This little bastard insulted people so much, you have to explain it!"

Gu Shiyi looked at them coolly, that kind of arrogant and condescending eyes, which brought the word disdain to the extreme.

Li Chengfu pressed Gu Shiyi's shoulder: "Gu Shiyi, let's go home. Uncle Luo, I'm sorry, I will pay for these broken bowls later."

The wrinkles on Uncle Luo's face trembled, and he said, "Hinayana, you take Billion and the children to another table. Over the years, it's rare for you to come to drink. If you go back, old man, I miss you all my life." Not finished."

Li Chengfu hesitated for a while, but finally agreed, and said in a low voice: "Gu Shiyi, please pay attention to me, can you take your dog temper back, this is Uncle Luo's happy day."

Gu Shiyi snorted coldly, folded his arms and refused to leave: "They said they couldn't beat me, but they still did it. If I didn't hide quickly, I'm afraid I might see blood now. If I want me to calm down, let them apologize to me!"

Li Chengfu pinched Gu Shiyi's wrist, as if he couldn't bear it anymore: "Gu Shiyi!"

Some of the women asked, "Who are you from Li Chengqu, why should you stand up for him?"

Gu Shiyi was impatient: "I am his boyfriend!"

The audience was in an uproar, and the crowd was furious. This was much more exciting than the husband leading someone to catch the adulterous daughter-in-law.After all, cheating is common, but liking men is rare.

"My God, this is what happened. No wonder Li Chengfu is not in a hurry without a wife for so many years."

"It's just outrageous, don't eat, go home."

"Hey, this Li Chengfu has a good eye. His boyfriend looks like a celebrity after a closer look. His waist is his waist and his legs are his legs."

"Ouch, it's disgusting."

........

Li Chengfu has never felt so stupid for a moment.Maybe that day in the hospital, he shouldn't have opened the curtain, he should have turned around and left.

Many people can't accept this kind of thing. Those women immediately urged their family members to leave as if they saw something dirty.

Almost half of the people at the twenty tables left. The crowded stone dam suddenly became deserted.

The whole wedding party was ruined.

Uncle Luo couldn't keep people at all, so he could only smile wryly in the end: "Forget it, let's have a feast. My old Luo thank you, and the relatives and friends who stayed behind, eat and drink well."

He invited Li Chengfu and Gu Shiyi to eat in the room. The table in the room was an extra table. In order to prevent too many people, there were not enough seats.

Everyone at the dinner table didn't know what to say and remained silent.Li Chengfu's head was buzzing, and he didn't know what to do in the future.

In front of hundreds of people, being directly kicked by Gu Shiyi to smash the "closet door", this kind of feeling is really inexplicably sad.

Especially Gu Shiyi, who seemed to be very happy, eating every dish with great satisfaction.

"It's delicious, Zhao An'an, come here quickly."

Zhao An'an didn't know what to do at home, and Zhao Anan, who didn't come here until now, was wearing a blue sailor suit, holding a strange-shaped small fan in his hand, and waving excitedly.

"One billion, the fan is for you!"

Gu Shiyi was not interested in the fan, so he took out the mobile phone in his pocket, with a blank expression on his face, and said seemingly unintentionally: "Zhao An'an, let me take a picture for you, the pixels of the new mobile phone are a bit poor, but the internet speed is barely enough. By the way, add a friend."

Zhao Anan nodded, and took out a mobile phone of the same brand but a different color from his bag: "Okay, okay, my brother bought it for me a long time ago, but I don't want to use it, but I want to use the same mobile phone as Billion !"

Li Pingping next to him parroted: "Twelve thousand, twelve thousand,"

Zhao Anan smiled and rolled his eyes: "That's not right, it's fifteen thousand!"

When Gu Shiyi heard this, his desire to show off was instantly shattered. He put his face on his back and clicked to take a picture: "Okay, let's eat."

Seeing him deflated, Li Chengqu couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahaha."

作者有话要说:感谢在2020-11-1420:43:12~2020-11-1620:58:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Lier 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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