Teacher Xiao Zhong's adventures in the countryside
Chapter 41 Drunkenness
Li Yamao went to the kitchen to pour water for two people who had lost their love. When he came back, he saw Second Brother Xiao actually appeared in his home. He smiled in surprise and embarrassment and said, "Second Brother...No! Xiao Ming...ah ...that's...hehe...why are you here? Well, sit...sit..."
Xiao Mingye knew that the elderly people around him didn't welcome him very much, and he didn't want to be in other people's homes, but Zhong Yiqiu didn't say anything, and waited persistently for Li Hongfei to come out. You must not break your promise to sworn brothers.
Xiao Mingye glanced at Li Yamao. He received the signal and hurried to find Li Hongfei in the bedroom, only to hear a few screams and then ran out with a wrinkled face, saying that Li Hongfei was drunk and fell asleep on the bed at some point. Fell asleep, unable to wake up like a dead pig.
Fearing that Zhong Yiqiu would make trouble again, Xiao Mingye bent down and wanted to explain to him, but he suddenly stood up straight, politely bowed slightly and said to Li Yamao: "Then we'll go back first, Uncle Li has a rest early. "After speaking, he stepped out of the door steadily, and raised his hand in style to beckon Xiao Mingye behind him.
Li Yamao is adoringly cast down, half a catty of sorghum wine, there is nothing wrong with it!
On the road to the door, Xiao Mingye nodded and bid farewell. Li Yamao smacked his mouth several times but didn't say a word to him, so he could only politely say to Zhong Yiqiu, "Teacher Zhong, walk slowly, next time Come again!"
Saying this kind of seeing off guests is equivalent to "meaning to send them here". Ordinary guests don't need to respond anymore, but Zhong Yiqiu turned around and replied: "Okay, come with my second brother next time."
Xiao Mingye froze for a moment, grabbed his arm and left, leaving Li Yamao confused, "Where did the second brother come from?"
Zhong Yiqiu has been quiet and steady, walked out of the road and turned onto the field path, Xiao Mingye was afraid that it would be difficult to walk behind and turned on the flashlight to shine on him.
"Shut it off!" Zhong Yiqiu yelled at the front.
Xiao Mingye: "The path is not easy to walk."
"Turn off!" He repeated, turned his head and ordered solemnly, "Xiao Mingye doesn't like flashlights."
Xiao Mingye: "..." He took a step forward to stand side by side with Zhong Yiqiu, and asked tentatively, "Who am I?"
Zhong Yiqiu had a disgusted expression on his face, "You are stupid! You are Xiao Mingye! Why don't you even recognize yourself?"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
The endless farmland during the day is submerged in the thick black night, the whistling cold wind howls in the field, and it seems that there is only a winding path under your feet between the sky and the earth.If it was normal, Zhong Yiqiu would be too scared to leave in this environment, but now his mind is like a mess, relying on the strong will of "I'm sober, I'm not ashamed!" Not sure where I am at all.
To go back to school, you must pass the Yantang at the entrance of Zhangjiazhai Village. The road here is notoriously dangerous, and there have been many accidents.Next to the weir pond, there is only a path wide enough for two people. There is a deep ditch beside the road. The children like to fight on the way to school. , the village has been talking about repairing it for many years, but they don't know why it hasn't started.
At this point, Xiao Mingye didn't dare to let him go alone, he pinched his left wrist and walked in front.
Zhong Yiqiu stared at the place held by his big hand with a puzzled expression, shook her brows and muttered, "Why are they still growing together?"
Xiao Mingye can't laugh or cry, I've never seen someone so fun when he's drunk, he talks all the time, the key is that he's very serious, if you make fun of him, you'll look abnormal.
Zhong Yiqiu followed behind and stubbornly wanted to shake his hand away. His brain was slow to react and he used great energy. While shaking him back, Xiao Mingye had no choice but to stop and ask softly, "I'll carry you, okay?"
"Hahaha——No, I'll carry you on my back, come quickly!" As if he was about to bend down in front of Xiao Mingye.
Xiao Mingye didn't talk to the drunk man, he held him with one hand and bent over forcefully, he used the strength of his arms and waist to throw Zhong Yiqiu's 1.8 meter tall man onto his back, and walked forward with his other hand holding his legs.
"Hahahahaha——" Zhong Yiqiu couldn't stop laughing, his voice was loud and bright in the boundless darkness, passing through the open field and then condensed into the freshly fallen autumn frost, it sounded particularly penetrating.
Xiao Mingye gritted his teeth and slapped his butt hard, "Shut up!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Xiao Mingye almost couldn't hold him for the first time, he staggered a step before he stabilized, before training, he suddenly jumped down to his ear.Zhong Yiqiu couldn't control his movements and rushed too close, his hairball-like head bumped into Xiao Mingye's face, he opened his mouth and shouted, stuck it unexpectedly, and covered Xiao Mingye's ears with one bite !
When he was a child, when he pulled the wires in the village, several half-grown children had a grudge against Xiao Mingye, and pressed his hand to touch the electric switch. That time he was almost spared from being electrocuted, and he always remembered what it was like to be electrocuted.
At this moment, it was the same as an electric shock, and it was even more violent. Not only his hands and feet, but his heart was numb, and he lost the strength to maintain his heartbeat.
As soon as their legs and feet were weak, the two of them were about to fall over. Before Xiao Mingye fell to the ground, he used all his strength to stabilize his figure so as not to lie down. As a result, Zhong Yiqiu was not honest when lying on the ground. With a pull, Xiao Mingye was completely pulled down.
The two were panting, Xiao Mingye lay on him and felt his body that had just been numb gradually stiffen, his face pressed against Zhong Yiqiu's neck, and he could clearly hear the other's rapid breathing.
The bad thing is that the person who caused the trouble was still giggling, as if he had discovered something interesting, he raised his hand to hug the strong and generous body above him, rubbed it up and down twice and sighed, "It's so warm!"
Xiao Mingye frowned helplessly to see him smirking, his smooth and upturned eyes were charming and coquettish, his thin light pink lips parted slightly when he smiled, and because he was too close, he could directly see the tip of his tongue retracted inside .
The blood was rushing towards his body like a rushing river, and Xiao Mingye thought he heard a call from the abyss of his soul in a trance.
Zhong Yiqiu was distracted by something again, twisted her body a few times, squinted her eyes and muttered in doubt, "What is this?"
Xiao Mingye jumped up like an arrow being shot, turned his back to him and looked at the unknown and frightening night in front of him, his rough panting sounded like a thundering drum that tore his eardrums.
Zhong Yiqiu didn't understand what was wrong with him, she sat up and stared at his ups and downs, "What's wrong with you? What's in your pocket? Oh——I see!"
Xiao Mingye hastily turned his upper body to look at him in horror, threatening him not to speak out.
Zhong Yiqiu was very satisfied with his reaction, and announced loudly: "Is it a flashlight! Why did you put it in your pants pocket? It hurts my legs!"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
Zhong Yiqiu, you are so smart!
The next day was Sunday, and the two people who had agreed to go to the second-hand book market in the county to find books, but the drunk man didn't wake up until after 10 o'clock.
The six sons helped Uncle Yi make a big reclining chair, the weather was fine today, Xiao Mingye put the chair in the yard, and brought Uncle Yi out to bask in the sun.It was obvious that he couldn't go to the county today. Uncle Yi asked him to pick all the persimmons, which would be eaten by birds if they grew on the trees.
Uncle Yi was worried, Zhong Yiqiu slept so late for the first time in a long time, last time he was sick and had a fever and didn't stay in bed and got up early in the morning, he urged Xiao Mingye to take a look, afraid that something might happen to him.
Xiao Mingye said with a straight face, no need, he was sleeping well!
Uncle Yi thought it was funny, although he didn't know what happened, but he could guess that Zhong Yiqiu tortured him badly last night, this kid couldn't tell from the outside when he was drunk, he was especially good at confusing outsiders, and he only acted as a close friend .
When Li Hongfei came, Uncle Yi was sitting alone in the yard, with a small quilt covering his lap, squinting his eyes, wondering if he was asleep or awake.He looked to see if he saw Zhong Yiqiu, and walked softly towards the door of his room.
"Hongfei is here?" Uncle Yi straightened up and greeted.
Li Hongfei: "Ah! It's... Uncle, I thought you fell asleep..."
Uncle Yi smiled, "Where did you sleep so much! Why are you here today?"
Li Hongfei felt embarrassed when he was asked. Although he was drunk last night, he vaguely remembered what happened, and blushed when he remembered, "That... what... let me see Mr. Zhong, he..."
"Your elder brother is fine, still sleeping," Xiao Mingye said coldly when he came out from the backyard.
Li Hongfei: "..."
Uncle Yi: "Who? Who is the eldest brother?"
I saw that Li Hongfei looked like a cooked shrimp, his exposed skin was completely red. The key is that the two people next to him watched the whole process of this poor shrimp turning red from beginning to end. They wanted to laugh but were afraid of laughing. Lost Li Hongfei's last bit of dignity, and made him cry.
"Ms. Li? Why are you here?" Zhong Yiqiu had just woken up, and seeing the sun shining outside, it was probably almost noon, when Gulu got up and opened the door, he saw Li Hongfei standing in the yard with his head downcast.
Li Hongfei ran towards him excitedly as if he saw his comrades in the same trench, "You're up! Are you okay? I'll come and see you, I'm afraid you drank too much last night."
Zhong Yiqiu: "Oh, I'm fine! Hey! It seems that Xiao Mingye recited it for me because I drank too much, right?" He looked at Xiao Mingye and asked.
Xiao Mingye felt uneasy, wondering if this guy could remember what happened last night?I don't know whether I want him to remember or not.
Before Xiao Mingye could think of an answer, Zhong Yiqiu rolled his eyes, touched his head and said with certainty: "You carried me on your back! You even threw me to the ground, no wonder my butt hurts so much today!"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
"Hey! Where are you going? Xiao Mingye? I don't blame you!" Zhong Yiqiu shouted at him.
There is one more thing about Li Hongfei, his village is next to Zhangjiazhai, the teacher Zhang Guoyan who quarreled last time because Zhong Yiqiu gave prizes to the students belonged to Zhangjiazhai.He heard from the village that Zhang Guoyan was arrested by the cadres of the town this morning, and he didn't know which cadres it was. Now the family is in a panic.
Li Hongfei's mother's natal family is from Zhangjiazhai, and they are relatives from Zhang Guoyan's father's generation.Zhang Guoyan took away only two daughters left in the family. One was in the third grade and the other was in the second grade. They were Zhang Xiaojuan in their class. The two children were confused because Li Hongfei was a teacher and had something to do with their family, so they came to him crying for help.
Uncle Yi sighed, "What kind of unit can take him away! After all, we can't hide it. The family planning office must have known about Guoyan's daughter-in-law!"
Zhong Yiqiu was confused, "What's the matter?"
Li Hongfei didn't quite understand either, he stared at Uncle Yi and asked.
Uncle Yi: "Hey! His wife is hiding outside, the child has been born for half a month, and it's another daughter..."
作者有话要说:争取快点让肖鸣夜的情敌出场 ̄感谢在2020-02-0923:59:26 ̄2020-02-1115:36:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦 ̄感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:世间再无乔松月、7兮也5瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
Xiao Mingye knew that the elderly people around him didn't welcome him very much, and he didn't want to be in other people's homes, but Zhong Yiqiu didn't say anything, and waited persistently for Li Hongfei to come out. You must not break your promise to sworn brothers.
Xiao Mingye glanced at Li Yamao. He received the signal and hurried to find Li Hongfei in the bedroom, only to hear a few screams and then ran out with a wrinkled face, saying that Li Hongfei was drunk and fell asleep on the bed at some point. Fell asleep, unable to wake up like a dead pig.
Fearing that Zhong Yiqiu would make trouble again, Xiao Mingye bent down and wanted to explain to him, but he suddenly stood up straight, politely bowed slightly and said to Li Yamao: "Then we'll go back first, Uncle Li has a rest early. "After speaking, he stepped out of the door steadily, and raised his hand in style to beckon Xiao Mingye behind him.
Li Yamao is adoringly cast down, half a catty of sorghum wine, there is nothing wrong with it!
On the road to the door, Xiao Mingye nodded and bid farewell. Li Yamao smacked his mouth several times but didn't say a word to him, so he could only politely say to Zhong Yiqiu, "Teacher Zhong, walk slowly, next time Come again!"
Saying this kind of seeing off guests is equivalent to "meaning to send them here". Ordinary guests don't need to respond anymore, but Zhong Yiqiu turned around and replied: "Okay, come with my second brother next time."
Xiao Mingye froze for a moment, grabbed his arm and left, leaving Li Yamao confused, "Where did the second brother come from?"
Zhong Yiqiu has been quiet and steady, walked out of the road and turned onto the field path, Xiao Mingye was afraid that it would be difficult to walk behind and turned on the flashlight to shine on him.
"Shut it off!" Zhong Yiqiu yelled at the front.
Xiao Mingye: "The path is not easy to walk."
"Turn off!" He repeated, turned his head and ordered solemnly, "Xiao Mingye doesn't like flashlights."
Xiao Mingye: "..." He took a step forward to stand side by side with Zhong Yiqiu, and asked tentatively, "Who am I?"
Zhong Yiqiu had a disgusted expression on his face, "You are stupid! You are Xiao Mingye! Why don't you even recognize yourself?"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
The endless farmland during the day is submerged in the thick black night, the whistling cold wind howls in the field, and it seems that there is only a winding path under your feet between the sky and the earth.If it was normal, Zhong Yiqiu would be too scared to leave in this environment, but now his mind is like a mess, relying on the strong will of "I'm sober, I'm not ashamed!" Not sure where I am at all.
To go back to school, you must pass the Yantang at the entrance of Zhangjiazhai Village. The road here is notoriously dangerous, and there have been many accidents.Next to the weir pond, there is only a path wide enough for two people. There is a deep ditch beside the road. The children like to fight on the way to school. , the village has been talking about repairing it for many years, but they don't know why it hasn't started.
At this point, Xiao Mingye didn't dare to let him go alone, he pinched his left wrist and walked in front.
Zhong Yiqiu stared at the place held by his big hand with a puzzled expression, shook her brows and muttered, "Why are they still growing together?"
Xiao Mingye can't laugh or cry, I've never seen someone so fun when he's drunk, he talks all the time, the key is that he's very serious, if you make fun of him, you'll look abnormal.
Zhong Yiqiu followed behind and stubbornly wanted to shake his hand away. His brain was slow to react and he used great energy. While shaking him back, Xiao Mingye had no choice but to stop and ask softly, "I'll carry you, okay?"
"Hahaha——No, I'll carry you on my back, come quickly!" As if he was about to bend down in front of Xiao Mingye.
Xiao Mingye didn't talk to the drunk man, he held him with one hand and bent over forcefully, he used the strength of his arms and waist to throw Zhong Yiqiu's 1.8 meter tall man onto his back, and walked forward with his other hand holding his legs.
"Hahahahaha——" Zhong Yiqiu couldn't stop laughing, his voice was loud and bright in the boundless darkness, passing through the open field and then condensed into the freshly fallen autumn frost, it sounded particularly penetrating.
Xiao Mingye gritted his teeth and slapped his butt hard, "Shut up!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Xiao Mingye almost couldn't hold him for the first time, he staggered a step before he stabilized, before training, he suddenly jumped down to his ear.Zhong Yiqiu couldn't control his movements and rushed too close, his hairball-like head bumped into Xiao Mingye's face, he opened his mouth and shouted, stuck it unexpectedly, and covered Xiao Mingye's ears with one bite !
When he was a child, when he pulled the wires in the village, several half-grown children had a grudge against Xiao Mingye, and pressed his hand to touch the electric switch. That time he was almost spared from being electrocuted, and he always remembered what it was like to be electrocuted.
At this moment, it was the same as an electric shock, and it was even more violent. Not only his hands and feet, but his heart was numb, and he lost the strength to maintain his heartbeat.
As soon as their legs and feet were weak, the two of them were about to fall over. Before Xiao Mingye fell to the ground, he used all his strength to stabilize his figure so as not to lie down. As a result, Zhong Yiqiu was not honest when lying on the ground. With a pull, Xiao Mingye was completely pulled down.
The two were panting, Xiao Mingye lay on him and felt his body that had just been numb gradually stiffen, his face pressed against Zhong Yiqiu's neck, and he could clearly hear the other's rapid breathing.
The bad thing is that the person who caused the trouble was still giggling, as if he had discovered something interesting, he raised his hand to hug the strong and generous body above him, rubbed it up and down twice and sighed, "It's so warm!"
Xiao Mingye frowned helplessly to see him smirking, his smooth and upturned eyes were charming and coquettish, his thin light pink lips parted slightly when he smiled, and because he was too close, he could directly see the tip of his tongue retracted inside .
The blood was rushing towards his body like a rushing river, and Xiao Mingye thought he heard a call from the abyss of his soul in a trance.
Zhong Yiqiu was distracted by something again, twisted her body a few times, squinted her eyes and muttered in doubt, "What is this?"
Xiao Mingye jumped up like an arrow being shot, turned his back to him and looked at the unknown and frightening night in front of him, his rough panting sounded like a thundering drum that tore his eardrums.
Zhong Yiqiu didn't understand what was wrong with him, she sat up and stared at his ups and downs, "What's wrong with you? What's in your pocket? Oh——I see!"
Xiao Mingye hastily turned his upper body to look at him in horror, threatening him not to speak out.
Zhong Yiqiu was very satisfied with his reaction, and announced loudly: "Is it a flashlight! Why did you put it in your pants pocket? It hurts my legs!"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
Zhong Yiqiu, you are so smart!
The next day was Sunday, and the two people who had agreed to go to the second-hand book market in the county to find books, but the drunk man didn't wake up until after 10 o'clock.
The six sons helped Uncle Yi make a big reclining chair, the weather was fine today, Xiao Mingye put the chair in the yard, and brought Uncle Yi out to bask in the sun.It was obvious that he couldn't go to the county today. Uncle Yi asked him to pick all the persimmons, which would be eaten by birds if they grew on the trees.
Uncle Yi was worried, Zhong Yiqiu slept so late for the first time in a long time, last time he was sick and had a fever and didn't stay in bed and got up early in the morning, he urged Xiao Mingye to take a look, afraid that something might happen to him.
Xiao Mingye said with a straight face, no need, he was sleeping well!
Uncle Yi thought it was funny, although he didn't know what happened, but he could guess that Zhong Yiqiu tortured him badly last night, this kid couldn't tell from the outside when he was drunk, he was especially good at confusing outsiders, and he only acted as a close friend .
When Li Hongfei came, Uncle Yi was sitting alone in the yard, with a small quilt covering his lap, squinting his eyes, wondering if he was asleep or awake.He looked to see if he saw Zhong Yiqiu, and walked softly towards the door of his room.
"Hongfei is here?" Uncle Yi straightened up and greeted.
Li Hongfei: "Ah! It's... Uncle, I thought you fell asleep..."
Uncle Yi smiled, "Where did you sleep so much! Why are you here today?"
Li Hongfei felt embarrassed when he was asked. Although he was drunk last night, he vaguely remembered what happened, and blushed when he remembered, "That... what... let me see Mr. Zhong, he..."
"Your elder brother is fine, still sleeping," Xiao Mingye said coldly when he came out from the backyard.
Li Hongfei: "..."
Uncle Yi: "Who? Who is the eldest brother?"
I saw that Li Hongfei looked like a cooked shrimp, his exposed skin was completely red. The key is that the two people next to him watched the whole process of this poor shrimp turning red from beginning to end. They wanted to laugh but were afraid of laughing. Lost Li Hongfei's last bit of dignity, and made him cry.
"Ms. Li? Why are you here?" Zhong Yiqiu had just woken up, and seeing the sun shining outside, it was probably almost noon, when Gulu got up and opened the door, he saw Li Hongfei standing in the yard with his head downcast.
Li Hongfei ran towards him excitedly as if he saw his comrades in the same trench, "You're up! Are you okay? I'll come and see you, I'm afraid you drank too much last night."
Zhong Yiqiu: "Oh, I'm fine! Hey! It seems that Xiao Mingye recited it for me because I drank too much, right?" He looked at Xiao Mingye and asked.
Xiao Mingye felt uneasy, wondering if this guy could remember what happened last night?I don't know whether I want him to remember or not.
Before Xiao Mingye could think of an answer, Zhong Yiqiu rolled his eyes, touched his head and said with certainty: "You carried me on your back! You even threw me to the ground, no wonder my butt hurts so much today!"
Xiao Mingye: "..."
"Hey! Where are you going? Xiao Mingye? I don't blame you!" Zhong Yiqiu shouted at him.
There is one more thing about Li Hongfei, his village is next to Zhangjiazhai, the teacher Zhang Guoyan who quarreled last time because Zhong Yiqiu gave prizes to the students belonged to Zhangjiazhai.He heard from the village that Zhang Guoyan was arrested by the cadres of the town this morning, and he didn't know which cadres it was. Now the family is in a panic.
Li Hongfei's mother's natal family is from Zhangjiazhai, and they are relatives from Zhang Guoyan's father's generation.Zhang Guoyan took away only two daughters left in the family. One was in the third grade and the other was in the second grade. They were Zhang Xiaojuan in their class. The two children were confused because Li Hongfei was a teacher and had something to do with their family, so they came to him crying for help.
Uncle Yi sighed, "What kind of unit can take him away! After all, we can't hide it. The family planning office must have known about Guoyan's daughter-in-law!"
Zhong Yiqiu was confused, "What's the matter?"
Li Hongfei didn't quite understand either, he stared at Uncle Yi and asked.
Uncle Yi: "Hey! His wife is hiding outside, the child has been born for half a month, and it's another daughter..."
作者有话要说:争取快点让肖鸣夜的情敌出场 ̄感谢在2020-02-0923:59:26 ̄2020-02-1115:36:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦 ̄感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:世间再无乔松月、7兮也5瓶;非常感谢大家对我的支持,我会继续努力的!
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