I have a navy of 18

The next day, with the overtime efforts of the programmers, the Weibo that was hacked by Ding Qu's anger was finally resolved.

After a cooling-off period of one day and one night, looking at Fan Yunshan's torn-out comments on Weibo again, it was like eating a meal that had been eaten all night, and suddenly felt dull.

Those who were filled with righteous indignation and furiously wished to fight across the screen, all died down.

At this time, the figure of the professional sailor who is still jumping around in the message area is very obvious.

Xu Kuanliang frowned, and kept refreshing the official blog of Zhongshan Public Security, but no clarification announcement was issued.

"I'll call? Call and ask."

Fan Yunshan looked up at him lazily, "I have to wait all day and night, and the announcement is not too short."

Xu Kuanliang was at a loss for words, this master didn't care every time, but he was anxious to get angry. It would not be difficult to use their team to suppress the news, but Fan Yunshan gave the order to say no.

He thought that the Zhongshan Public Security Bureau would issue a notice to clarify how much Fan Yunshan has been scolded now. When the badge of the hero who has acted bravely and bravely comes down, such a contrast will attract a lot of fans? ?The black name of the person is washed away.

But at this moment, Fan Yunshan's fans who are full of combat power have turned off? The fire, only Heizi is left jumping around. If this continues, before clarification, it will? First? Pull down the impression of passers-by fans?.

It is very important to be aware of preconceived impressions.

Ever since Fan Yunshan was pushed out of the door by Ruan Zhaozhao, who was blushing but resolute, he felt that there was something wrong with him.

Can this be blamed on him? Who asked Xu Kuanliang to bring over women's clothing that even has a small bellyband? Thinking of putting this thing on his boyfriend, is it a man who can resist it?

Fan Yunshan was lying on his back on the sofa with a lack of interest, his slender legs resting on the coffee table, and the chat history stayed 15 minutes ago, which was an apology message he sent.

[Fan Yunshan: Baby, am I wrong? I shouldn't have let you wear the crew's stuff, I'll buy you new ones. 】

Then Ruan Zhaozhao didn't reply anymore.

Fan Yunshan sighed, and switched the phone interface to the browser.

The search records are all, how to coax my baby, and make my partner angry? How to coax, love strategy male version.

The first item found was the answer—are you angry?Buy buy buy!Guaranteed to be useful, three or four examples are attached.

Fan Yunshan frowned, saying that he would buy, buy, buy, but it didn't work.

"Yunshan, why don't we? Make an announcement to explain it first, or else all the following are saying that we are guilty." Maybe it's because Fan Yunshan seems to be in a good mood these days, so Xu Kuanliang has the courage to turn his phone He poked in front of Fan Yunshan, "Look, Yunshan, this is too ugly?"

Fan Yunshan slipped her fingertips, retracted her long legs, and sat up from the sofa.

With a sullen face, he took the phone from Xu Kuanliang's hand, and slid his finger on the screen. Xu Kuanliang heaved a sigh of relief. Since he was angry, these "messages" must be "suppressed" soon.

"Xu Kuanliang." Fan Yunshan's deep voice rang out, mixed with ice and snow, which lifted people's spirits.

Xu Kuanliang pricked up his ears.

"Tell them? Remove Ruan Zhaozhao's trending search?"

"Okay!" Xu Kuanliang, who finally got the order, was a little excited. He subconsciously wanted to take out his phone, but suddenly realized that the phone was in Fan Yunshan's hands. At the same time, he rubbed his ears and frowned doubtfully. Did you hear me wrong?

"...Whose hot search will be removed?"

Fan Yunshan squinted at him, "Are you a goldfish brain?"

He threw the phone back into Xu Kuanliang's hand, waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up."

Xu Kuanliang looked suspiciously at his life. He glanced at his mobile phone, and the hot search about Ruan Zhaozhao being beaten was hit again. When it came up, the digital army crazily froze for him, so he climbed to the top of Fan Yunshan's hot search? No. [-].

Xu Kuanliang felt like he knew it? The truth, I didn't expect Brother Fan to be such a stingy person!

He also thinks that Brother Fan has taken a fancy to someone? The kid? But in the end, he? Can't take it anymore?

Although he fought for the children, but Fan Yunshan said everything, Xu Kuanliang still remembered which side he was on, shook his head, and went to the side to make a phone call.

Fan Yunshan had a grim expression, sitting on the sofa in a very serious manner, as if he was dealing with something very important.

【Husband Ruan Zhaozhao】

——The nickname has already been registered.

【soft husband】

——The nickname has already been registered.

【Ruanruan is mine】

——The nickname has already been registered.

How angry, obviously he is Zhao Zhao's husband.

Seeing the blackness on Fan Yunshan's face becoming more and more obvious, Xu Kuanliang almost dropped the phone with a trembling hand.

Suddenly, Fan Yunshan raised his head? Looking at him, his eyes were sharp and cold like blades.

Xu Kuanliang's back felt cold, and cold sweat rolled down, "Yunshan, I, I, I have already ordered you to go down?"

Fan Yunshan nodded solemnly, "Okay, come here."

He turned his mobile phone around, "Help me find out the name of the Weibo account."

Xu Kuanliang: "?"

My pants are almost scared off, so why don't you fix them for me?

Fan Yunshan is still making important points, "I want to tell the world that Ruan Zhaozhao is my name."

After he has decided on his name, go and report all the Lu Liang fans who scolded Zhao Zhao on Weibo one by one!

After being ambitious, Fan Yunshan's brows could not help but be stained with a trace of sadness.

Zhao Zhao still ignored him.

"Xu Kuanliang, how did you coax your partner after you made him angry?"

Xu Kuanliang's tears are about to fall?

Ever since he became Fan Yunshan's manager, who dared to fall in love with him, saying that he was afraid that he would call someday and ask him to collect his body, or that he would have to support him for the rest of his life if he was beaten?

He laughed, "I don't have a partner, haven't I experienced this?"

Fan Yunshan nodded deeply, "You don't look like someone with a relationship."

Xu Kuanliang: "?" Why are you still attacking with life?

Fan Yunshan thought about it? Thinking about it, he felt that the most experienced person was probably his father. After all, even a goddess like his mother could be overtaken by him.

【Fan Yunshan: Dad, how did you make Mom happy after you made her angry? 】

Fan Yunshan's father, Fan Chengjun, is the richest man in the flower-growing country. He was speaking at an international conference when he received the news.

People in the audience watched their hearts carefully, and everyone knew that this special ringtone was set by Mr. Fan for his family.

Fan Chengjun clicked on the text message with a serious expression, and smiled contemptuously.

【Fan Chengjun: A responsible man will never make his wife angry. 】

[Fan Yunshan:? 】

[Fan Yunshan: Do you still remember the durians you asked me to throw away when you were young? 】

【Fan Chengjun: ...】

[Fan Chengjun: ...then you buy durians, choose the sharp ones. 】

After finishing speaking, he turned his phone over with a sullen face and covered it, little brat, how dare you make up your father?

However, Ruan Zhaozhao didn't intentionally not reply to Fan Yunshan's news.

After seeing Fan Yunshan talking about buying him something new, he was very angry and funny. When we first met, he just felt that this tall and handsome man had an imposing manner and a haughty expression. As a result? We had only been together for less than a day, and Ruan Zhaozhao was full of thoughts There are only three words left——

Tie Hanhan.

He was about to send a video to him and spray him face to face, but Chen He called him first.

Accused him with tears of blood.

Ruan Zhaozhao headed to Chen He's house with a foggy face and took the new resident 7-39 on his phone.

Then when he saw the human body in the living room, he finally understood why Chen He was so distraught.

It turns out that it is not a joke to wrap the doll with tape and foam, put it in a bag and send it over!

The silicone human body sent over is about 1.8 meters long, and the courier bag can't cover up the unevenness of the figure.

"This pectoral muscle is bigger than Gong Shulan!" Ruan Zhaozhao exclaimed.

In particular, Gong Shulan is a well-known sexy goddess in the entertainment industry, with many scandals, and her flaming red lips are the source of motivation for countless teenagers to have enough food and clothing when they enter a period of confusion.

Chen He gritted his teeth, "Is this? The private delivery you mentioned?"

Ruan Zhaozhao coughed and said seriously, "Brother Chen, don't worry, I'm going to question the shopkeeper right now."

He quickly buried his head? His body trembled violently.

Chen He said in a faint voice, "Are you laughing at me?"

Ruan Zhaozhao looked up, with an extremely serious expression: "Brother Chen, you are my own brother. I feel your suffering, so why would I laugh at you—poof——"

He turned his head abruptly, and tightly covered his mouth to prevent Chen He from hearing the sound.

Chen He: "..."

He lay down on the sofa in a broken pot, and sighed a long time, "Forget it? You can laugh if you want to."

Fortunately, he wore a mask when he went out, and asked Liuliu to delete all the videos and photos of him, otherwise he would be ashamed and made popular.

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of earth-shattering laughter in the living room.

"Hahahahahahahaha Brother Chen, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at this thing hahahaha mom, I think you should move quickly? Well, otherwise hahahahaha everyone who buys inflatable dolls knows it, you are the only one Served? Hahahahahahaha!!!”

Chen He: "..."

He gritted his teeth, "Smile leisurely, be careful? Turn over."

"Stop laughing? Stop laughing? I'm not that kind of person hahahaha!!"

It took a full half an hour before Ruan Zhaozhao finally stopped. Laughing, his face turned red from laughing, tears came out from the corners of his eyes, and he patted Chen He on the shoulder to comfort him, "Don't worry, someone asked When you got up, you just said that it was a human body model you bought when you learned how to draw."

Chen Hebai glanced at him, "Forget it, us? This old house has no peepholes, and I didn't meet anyone all the way up the stairs. That's why people looked at the express delivery point too much. People know me, and the name left is not mine."

"Right, then? Okay." Ruan Zhaozhao calmed down a bit, "Right? Where's Ruan Erwu? This is his body? Why don't you come and get it?"

"Wow, isn't this my body?!" Ruan Erwu just waited for him to ask this question.

He wailed, "It's a girl!!"

Ruan Zhaozhao: "?"

He dismantled the courier in a daze, and went to touch the next three roads first.

A mass of soft meat was so simulated that it bounced after he pressed it with his hand.

That's it?girls? ?

Big beep—cute girl? ? ?

Ruan Zhaozhao angrily poked the silicone human body lying on the cold floor? Huge chest muscles, "Would you like to take a good look?"

Ruan Erwu sobbed, "But the breasts are—so big!"

"Mr. Mr. Bodybuilder, your breasts are so big!" said Ruan Zhaozhao.

Ruan Erwu sniffed? Sniffed, "Really?"

Before Ruan Zhaozhao could speak, Ruan Liuliu hit the nail on the head, "Why don't you give it to me, Liuliu? If you like big breasts, you can still be a girl."

Ruan Zhaozhao was very cold: "If you don't want it, give it to Liuliu."

Ruan Erwu suddenly panicked, "I want it!"

Chen He pointed? He pointed to the scrap copper and iron piled up in the middle of the living room, "How to deal with this thing?"

"Humans have 206 fast bones, and we also have 206 fast mechanical parts." Ruan Erwu explained, "We are the aggregation of energy bodies, which are enough to melt and recast steel. Brother Chen, please help mine The body seal is opened."

Chen He paused while holding the silicone human body? Why does this sentence sound a little strange?

He asked calmly, "And then?"

"Then I'll insert the bones in."

"Ah... inserted? Come in?"

Chen He: "???"

The touch switch in the silicone human body that simulates the call丨bed was thrown out, and Ruan Zhaozhao poked it curiously, and the sticky um-ah sound came out immediately.

Chen He turned around? "...Don't do weird things."

Ruan Zhaozhao blinked innocently, "How could I, this is human's exploration of the unknown."

Chen He was speechless, "After exploring? Just let go, your pressing back and forth makes me feel like I'm in an porn scene."

Ruan Zhaozhao nodded obediently, and his subordinates poked hard again——

"Ah... Take it easy."

This voice almost made the straight man stand up and the gay man shrivel up.

Chen He: "... Your phone seems to be ringing?"

Ruan Zhaozhao's eyes were full of novelty toys with a sound under his hands, and he just nodded casually when he heard that, "I see."

He took out his cell phone and noted that Fan Yunshan's phone number was flickering frantically.

Ruan Zhaozhao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, what happened!He forgot about his boyfriend?!

He forced himself to be calm and clicked the connection, and the sweet voice was transmitted to the ear of Fan Yunshan on the other end through the mobile phone radio, "Brother, what's the matter."

Fan Yunshan's ears itch, he chuckled, "Baby ignores me, are you mad at me?"

"Yeah. Angry?"

Ruan Zhaozhao pursed his lips, although he said he was not happy, but the corners of his eyes and brows were full of sweet joy.

"Then how can Zhao Zhao forgive me?"

Fan Yunshan's magnetic voice flowed into his ears, and Ruan Zhaozhao moved his toes and retracted his legs involuntarily. He said in a very low voice, "I want to see my brother wear a skirt."

At the same time, his knee was pressed against the "novelty toy", and the sweet and cloying voice sounded along with what he said.

"Ah brother... Take it easy."

Fan Yunshan: "?"

Ruan Zhaozhao: "..."

Fan Yunshan: "..."

Ruan Zhaozhao told himself to stay calm, "...this is a misunderstanding."

Fan Yunshan's figure was crumbling, and the spring breeze was blowing the inexhaustible weeds to spread wantonly in his mind. His voice was weak, "What misunderstanding."

Ruan Zhaozhao stammered and explained, "What you heard was the sound of a toy."

Fan Yunshan: "Oh, toys."

Ruan Zhaozhao: "I'm at Brother Chen's house, and he's here too. I didn't do anything bad!"

Fan Yunshan: "Oh, three of us."

Ruan Zhaozhao: "..."

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感谢在2020-06-2823:47:47~2020-06-2923:58:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!