Sha Po Lang

After Gu Yun returned to Beijing, he didn't go out for a full half a year. At first, he was fine. He was in low spirits for a while, unable to stand and sit for a long time, and drowsy after drinking a bowl of medicine, almost a day passed.But when winter was approaching and his body gradually improved, Gu Yun couldn't take it anymore.

When he was so busy, he wanted to plunge into the gentle countryside to rest and rest all day long, but after finally living the life he dreamed of, he was about to be idle again, and had nothing to do with his family all day long. That bitch with a broken mouth tormented each other, tossing that mynah to death, wishing he could be extinct from the world.

There are probably some people who are born to sleep on a hard bed, and Jinxiu suffers from back pain after lying on it for a long time.

Finally, even the emperor couldn't stand it anymore, and when the winter solstice was approaching, he released Gu Yun to go to court.

It happened that he was going to take a bath the next day, and Gu Yun was a little unable to lift up his spirits from the morning, and he didn't sleep well at night—although he was quite self-controlled, so he wouldn't toss and turn, but Chang Geng still knew him when he heard it. Not asleep - when Gu Yun was not asleep, in order not to disturb him, he would subconsciously hold his breath low and long, sometimes almost inaudible.

When Chang Geng asked, he didn't say anything, and when he was in a hurry, he started talking nonsense. Anyway, with Gu's glib tongue, if he didn't want to say anything, he couldn't find a place to start with an awl.

Except for the New Year's Day in the Liang Dynasty, the important ministers above the third rank and above took turns to rest every day, just in case something happened and no one could be found to be responsible, so although Gu Yun caught up with this day to rest, it didn't mean that he sneaked out of the palace and stayed overnight His Majesty the Emperor of the Hou Mansion can also rest. At the beginning of the New Deal, Chang Geng had a lot of things to do, so he still had to get up early in the morning to go back to work.

Then he discovered that Gu Yun was also dressed as he planned to go out.

"Wear more on such a cold day," Chang Geng asked casually, "By the way, what are you doing?"

Gu Yun said nonsense seriously: "Go for a walk in the suburbs."

Chang Geng raised his head and glanced at the howling northwest wind outside, then at Gu Yun's bloodless face, which had just recovered from serious injuries, and frowned: "What?"

Gu Yun glanced away, looked at the sky and the earth, anyway, he didn't look at Chang Geng, and refused to talk.

Chang Geng didn't have time to torture him in the Hou Mansion to extract a confession, so he had to wink at Huo Dan hastily before leaving.Ever since he watched his Lord Marquis fall apart and was carried back by His Majesty himself, Huo Dan has resolutely become an eyeliner.

Gu Yun's eyes and ears are inconvenient, and he didn't notice that there was a traitor in his backyard for a while. When Chang Geng went out, he put on his coat furtively, and ordered his servants to prepare a very low-key carriage. He only brought Huo Dan with him. , the extra guards went out without any use.

Huo Dan: "Master Hou, where are you going?"

Gu Yun muttered something vaguely.

Huo Dan: "Master Hou, do you have a toothache?"

Gu Yun: "..."

It was rare for Huo Dan to see his "unspeakable concealment" look on his face, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that this is going to seek flowers and ask willows behind your Majesty's back?"

However, looking at Gu Yun's look of lovelessness, it doesn't seem like he is going out to have fun.

The two of them stared wide-eyed for a long time, the cool wind blowing in from the curtain of the car blew out the heater, and Gu Yun finally squeezed out three words between his teeth: "Huguo Temple."

Huo Dan: "..."

He thought in shock: "My Lord Hou woke up in the morning and decided that he took the wrong medicine!"

Gu Yun slammed on the curtain of the car angrily: "What are you looking at, don't leave yet!"

When Gu Shuai was in northern Xinjiang, he secretly made a wish, thinking that if Chang Geng's Wuer bone was really cured, he would go to Huguo Temple to burn incense, but it never came true.

The white-eyed wolf might have been a bit pious at the time, but when time passed, he ungratefully left the Buddha behind.

For some reason, Gu Yun had some weird dreams one after another at night. He dreamed that a row of bald monks were chanting scriptures at him neatly. Their heads were shiny and swayed in one direction. After waking up the next day, he was still dizzy. After reading this for three or four days, Gu Yun finally belatedly remembered the "great wish" he made back then, and understood why these bald donkeys came here.

So taking advantage of his rest, he reluctantly went to Huguo Temple to burn incense.

Taking advantage of the twelfth lunar month of winter and the non-festive days, there were few visitors in the mountain temple. Gu Yun hurried early in the morning and sneaked into the Huguo Temple like a thief. At this time, the fog in the mountain had not dissipated. There is a layer of dew, and the surroundings are quiet.But Gu Yun couldn't appreciate it at all, he just walked with his head down, his steps were fast, and he climbed up the stairs like a reincarnation.Huo Dan was afraid that he would fall, so he trotted along in fear. After half an hour on the mountain road, the two of them reached the end in less than a moment, and in a blink of an eye they had already arrived at the gate of Xiangdian.

Huo Dan took a few breaths, and asked tremblingly: "Master Hou, what are we doing here?"

Gu Yun had a lawsuit on his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "Shangxiang."

Huo Dan: "..."

He thought that this master was so aggressive that he came here to collect debts and seek revenge.

The morning class of the monks in Huguo Temple has already started, the morning bell is ringing, futons are placed in the incense hall, and a monk in plain robes is knocking on wooden fish with his back facing the main hall, silently chanting.

Gu Yun glanced around, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he quickly jumped into the incense hall, pinched his nose, grabbed a handful of copper coins and silver and threw them into the merit box, then picked up two sticks of incense with disgust, Shaking his wrist and lighting it, he stretched his arms, trying to keep the cigarette from floating in front of him.

Gu Yun held the incense, raised his head and glanced at the golden Buddha statue in front of him, and thought, "Do I want to worship this thing?"

Then it took only a blink of an eye for him to make a decision: "Fuck him."

He didn't even have a gesture of prostration, and nodded condescendingly at the Buddha statue, as if he had given enough face to the Buddha, he quickly inserted the incense in his hand into the incense burner, turned his head and said to Huo Dan: "It's over, let's go."

Huo Dan: "..."

It was the first time he knew that someone worshiped Buddha with such arrogance—his Lord Hou didn't so much come to worship Buddha as he was waiting for Buddha to worship him.

Just when Gu Yun quickly dealt with the stick of incense and raised his leg to leave the main hall, the monk who was hiding beside him knocking on the wooden fish suddenly stood up and turned around, and smiled at Gu Yun, gestured and said: "Hou How is Grandpa?"

Gu Yun: "..."

He made complete preparations to avoid people's eyes and ears, but unexpectedly, in the Temple of Fragrance, he met that stinky monk, Liao Ran, on a narrow road, and forgot to read the almanac on time before going out.

Monk Liao Ran gestured at him with a smile on his face and asked, "Why did Lord Hou come here? It must not be praying for blessings."

Gu Yun replied with a somewhat unnatural expression: "Fulfill the wish."

The monk understood: "Since Lord Hou is fulfilling his wish, why not be more sincere, it would be too hasty to come and go like this."

Gu Yun secretly said "unlucky", but smiled politely on his face: "Since the intention is here, why bother to be obsessed with the form? Master, is it right?"

Knowing that he put his hands together, bowed his head, and said calmly: "Gu Shuai's roots are natural, which makes me and other practitioners admire, it is true - but Hou Ye can remember that he came all the way to fulfill his wish, so the moment he made the wish must have been extremely intentional." It’s true, now that I’m here to return it, I’m naturally here to have a heart-to-heart relationship with my Buddha.”

Gu Yun was speechless, so he could only look at him with a half-smile.

Liao Ran: "The weather is cold, why don't Lord Hou come to the poor monk's monastery for a cup of tea?"

Gu Yun: "Don't dare to disturb, Master, hurry up, I... well, I'll come all the way, and go around by myself."

Liao Ran smiled at him and saluted him repeatedly, and floated out of the Xiangdian Shi Shiran.

I saw the eminent monk walked about a hundred steps after going out, suddenly picked up his robe, ran back with small steps, and sneakily poked his head into the Fragrance Hall, seeing that very disrespectful bastard Gu Yun really Honestly, he turned back to the futon, stared at the futon with displeasure for a moment, then took the incense and lit it again, pinching his nose and showing a pious look, but he could even see his back This person has an unwilling heart.

The eminent monk admired Gu Yun's aggrieved back, felt satisfied, happily lifted his monk's robe, and walked away with square steps.

After Gu Yun returned home, he soaked wormwood leaves in water and washed it from head to toe three times, then called Huo Dan aside, and seriously threatened, "I know you're fine and like to gossip with Chang Geng, but how dare you talk to Chang Geng about today's matter?" If someone leaks a word, you will be dealt with by military law."

Huo Dan: "..."

Gu Yun took two steps, turned his head abruptly, and met Huo Dan's distorted expression that he couldn't help but dare not laugh.

Huo Dan was taken aback, and suppressed the thief's laughter alive, turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Until many years later, Chang Geng still couldn't find out what Gu Yun was doing that day, which shows that Gu Shuaijun's might is still there.

I don't know if it was a rare time for Gu Yun to worship Buddha sincerely, this time the Buddha gave him a buy one get one free gift.

The next afternoon, Chen Qingxu came to visit and brought a paper prescription.

"I searched for a long time in the palace, but I couldn't find any clues," Chen Qingxu said, "Instead, I found some useful things from the book of Goddess Mysteries, which can cure old poisons. It's just that the commander's eyes and ears have been there for many years. Damage, even if it is detoxified, it can only wait to recover slowly in the future, I am afraid..."

I'm afraid it's impossible to fully recover.

Chen Qingxu: "Do you want to try?"

Gu Yun glanced at Chang Geng, who was hesitating to speak, and took it without hesitation—whether it works or not, but if it can make Chang Geng feel more at ease, he doesn't mind drinking a few more jars of medicinal soup.

When entering the mouth, Gu Yun suddenly felt that the smell of this medicine was a bit familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had smelled it. At that time, he thought that he had drunk too many medicines in his life, and there were a few overlapping flavors, so he didn't take it to heart. .

On the contrary, Chang Geng was very nervous, he read the memorial for two full hours, and he would distract himself and ask him how he felt every time a stick of incense burned.

It's all a serious old disease, how can you feel after just one dose of medicine?

Gu Yun half-coaxed and half-deceived: "It's much better."

Chang Geng hurriedly asked: "Where is it much better, can you see me when you take off the glazed mirror?"

Gu Yun glanced at Chang Geng and said with a smile: "I can see everything clearly, every single hair is vivid in my eyes, and I can clearly see it even if I cover my eyes."

Chang Geng: "..."

Hearing that this person did not speak human words, Chang Geng threw the imperial brush aside, intending to go over and have a good "talk" with him.

Gu Yun lifted his leg with a playful smile, and gave the emperor a "tripping rope" steadily and mercilessly. Before he stretched out his arms heartlessly and waited to pick it up, Chang Geng broke out in a cold sweat from fright, fearing that such a big man would fall down and crush him, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the chair handle, and said angrily, "Gu Zixi!"

Gu Yun had a smirk on his face, the salty pig's hand quickly took advantage of Chang Geng's waist, Chang Geng made him feel angry, and worried that he would not be able to bear it, so he didn't dare to touch it at all, so he held his wrist with a dark face and pulled it out. Press aside.Gu Yun didn't struggle, he tilted his head and kissed Chang Geng's forearm: "Well, Xiang."

Chang Geng was speechless: "You..."

Suddenly, Gu Yun's expression changed, and he broke away from Chang Geng with a flick of his wrist: "Wait a minute."

Chang Geng hurriedly stood firm: "What?"

When Gu Yun molested his majesty, the tip of his nose accidentally rubbed against the old bead on his wrist, and a very thin smell came out from the gap of the wooden bead, so light that only Gu Yun and the dog could smell it. He suddenly remembered why Chen Qingxu's prescription smelled so familiar - the smell of the medicine was exactly the same as the light fragrance from the string of beads in his hand.

Over the years, Gu Yun has been on and off with this string of wooden beads, he didn't pay much attention to this thing, but these small beads seem to depend on him, no matter what they go through, they are always by his side.

Gu Yun took off the beads that were rarely separated from his body, tried twisting a few beads, and finally tried on the largest spacer bead. Under his finger force, a shallow gap unexpectedly appeared, and then he let out a sound. With a crisp sound, it was split into two in Gu Yun's hands, revealing the inner world - there was actually a pill hidden inside.

The two looked at each other for a while, Chang Geng turned the entire palace upside down, in order to find clues to the antidote, but unexpectedly the real antidote was hidden in Gu Yun's body, and he followed him through wind and rain, and stayed together for 11 days For more than a year, it wasn't until Chen Qingxu found the formula to understand the medicine by herself that it was willing to show any clues.

Gu Yun suddenly couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to pinch the pill, and said with a smile: "Why does this little thing have the same temper as Yuan He Xiandi?"

They are all inappropriate viciousness and inappropriate warmth.

... Untimely poison, untimely antidote.

"Big cousin is watching you."