Sha Po Lang

Gu Yun actually lived next door to Chang Geng, but unlike here, the place where he stayed seemed deserted.

If Chang Geng said "no need to serve", the prefect Guo would definitely salivate, brag about "His Royal Highness is diligent and thrifty and love the people", and then rush dozens of servants over.

But even if he had a sack of guts, Mr. Guo would not dare to flatter Gu Dashuai.

Gu Yun lightly said "Don't bother me". No one dared to step into the place where he lived, except those scary soldiers of the Black Tie Battalion.

In the past, when Gu Yun couldn't hear or see clearly, his whole body would be extremely tense, and he especially hated unfamiliar people wandering around.

It has been a long time since Shen Yi has seen him so tense. He thought that after two years of diving in Yanhui Town, Gu Yun had already learned how to coexist peacefully with this vague world, but now it seems that he might not be able to.

The one who has learned to coexist peacefully is only "Shen Shiliu", not Gu Yun.

In fact, speaking of it, Gu Yun's usual self-confidence and calmness are mostly fakes, but the fakes are so real that no one can see the moisture in them.

At the same time, although his deafness and blindness are real, they seem to be faking.

From this point of view, Gu Dashuai can be said to have personally interpreted what is meant by "false pretending to be true while being true is also false", and Shen Yi didn't know whether he really lacked something in his heart or did it on purpose.

Oh, by the way, his sincerity is actually true, but it doesn't seem to be very convincing.

As the evening approached, the night had just fallen, and the evening star hadn't yet appeared. The first thing Gu Yun did after returning to the house was to light up all the lights.

Then he took off the glazed mirror, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and said to Shen Yi: "Give me the medicine."

Shen Yi is a gentle and broken-mouthed person, nagging is his second main job besides fighting, and he said with ease: "Marshal, it's a three-point poison, and I think you can drink less when the fire is imminent." Just drink as little as possible..."

Gu Yun stood under the lamp expressionlessly, his eyes were a little dazed and he didn't respond.

Shen Yi then shut his mouth - he remembered that Gu Yun couldn't hear him at such a distance.

Gu Yun's deafness is a unique move to restrain people with broken mouths, one hit will kill, and he has never missed it in these years, so Shen Yi can only turn around silently and go to the kitchen to cook medicine.

The glass mirror is very tasteless, it is clipped on the bridge of the nose, and if there is a slight change in temperature around it, white mist will condense to block the vision, and it is very fragile. Once it is broken, it will easily hurt the eyes. It is very inconvenient for generals to move. , but if it's just in his own room, it doesn't matter if Dai Yidai is in a hurry.

After Shen Yi went out, Gu Yun put the glazed mirror on the bridge of his nose again, polished it himself, picked up a pen and started writing notes.

Although Guo Taishou is only a small border official, his life is not poor. What is placed on the table is not an ordinary oil lamp, but a gas lamp that can be dimmed. Judging from the complicated and complicated lace, it may be from the hands of barbarians. bought here.

There is also a fake western clock next to the gas lamp, which is very similar, but if you look carefully, it is carefully marked with the celestial stems and earthly branches and the twelve o'clock. There is also a small window in the upper left corner with 24 solar terms changing, which seems a bit nondescript and transparent. Under the clock base, large and small gears were moving forward motionlessly. Gu Yun hated this thing, because the gears were very noisy when they turned, so he thought about asking someone to take it out some other day.

But it didn't matter right now, he couldn't hear anyway.

When Shen Yi came back with a bowl of medicinal soup, Gu Yun had just finished writing.

Gu Yun: "Check for me if there is anything wrong."

The gas lamp was dazzlingly bright, and there was a row of Xiyi women with bare breasts and breasts on the lampshade, all of them posing, showing every detail, Shen Yi covered the light with his hands, and muttered in a low voice: "It's an insult to the gentlemen."

Then he quickly scanned Gu Yun's memorial, and sighed: "Is there anything wrong? Commander, forgive Shen for his lack of knowledge, I didn't see that there is something wrong with you."

Gu Yun: "Huh? What?"

Shen Yi: "..."

He pinched a corner of Gu Yun's handwriting, stuffed it back into his arms, gently supported his elbow, and pointed to the small couch next to him, signaling him to stay where it was cool, then spread the paper and dipped it in ink, and planned to start over again. Start writing a new one.

Gu Yun was holding the medicine bowl, and drank it boldly, then leaned back on the exquisite beauty's couch, without taking off his shoes, with his tall Erlang legs crossed, quietly waiting for the medicine to take effect. Not idle - Gu Yun folded the piece of paper just now into a paper swallow with his fingers flying, and then flew towards the back of Shen Yi's head as soon as he let go.

How much this man's hand owes!

When Shen Yi heard the wind, he grabbed it with his hands and lost his temper. He asked Gu Yun, "Can you hear me talking like this?"

"It's okay, it's a bit vague," Gu Yun said, "Anyway, I mean what I wrote just now, so you can change it to a decent way of saying it for me."

Shen Yi sighed: "Marshal, you told the emperor that it was His Highness the Fourth Prince who saw through the conspiracy between Hu Nu and the barbarians, and righteously killed relatives, so that our army took the lead and wiped out the barbarians in one fell swoop? Do you believe this?"

Gu Yun didn't know what kind of panacea he drank, the two small moles on the corners of his eyes and earlobe seemed to come back to life, and became bright red again.

"Otherwise?" Gu Yun asked back, "Could it be that I told the emperor that I wanted to monopolize the military power in Daliang for a long time, and as soon as the dust settled in the Western Expedition, I was thinking about cleaning up the military power in Northern Xinjiang, and I wanted to take the opportunity of protecting the little prince to come to the barbarians?" Is it a trick? Or is it that I secretly meddled in the black market of Ziliujin, which has been banned repeatedly, and accidentally discovered that the amount of Ziliujin flowing into the black market in the past few years is abnormally large?"

Shen Yi: "..."

Gu Yun said brazenly: "You can make it up a bit to make it look believable, otherwise what would you do? Besides, with that unlucky mother, Chang Geng's child will inevitably be made things difficult by old bastards when he returns to Beijing. You have to give me a good polish, let me say that although the fourth prince has a miserable life experience, his heart of loyalty and dedication to the country has not diminished, so it must be rendered a little sad, as long as the emperor is crying, I will see who dares to talk too much."

Shen Yi: "..."

Just after letting him coax the prince, he made the emperor cry again.

Shen Yi sneered and put down his pen: "Shen doesn't have enough ink in his stomach, so the commander-in-chief should hire someone else."

Gu Yun: "Ah!"

When Shen Yi tilted his head, he saw him resorting to bitter tricks without sincerity: "I have a headache, it hurts so badly that I'm going to explode——Brother Ji Ping, besides you, there is no one around me who can help me, you How can you have the heart to bear me? This desolate world is really heartless and ungrateful, what are you doing alive?"

After speaking, he covered his chest with his hands, fell straight on the small couch, and pretended to be dead in the posture of a coffin board.

...Why did he cover his chest when he said he had a headache?

A row of happy little veins burst out on the back of Shen Yi's hand.

But after a while, Shen Yi sat down again helplessly, spread out the paper, and carefully revised Gu Yun's memorial.

After Gu Yun lay down, he didn't lie down again, because he really had a headache, and Shen Yi knew it—this was the aftereffect of his bowl of magic medicine. After drinking a bowl of medicinal soup, he had a moment of incense to hear and see clearly. , the whole body is so relaxed, after the time of burning incense, he will start to have a splitting headache, and when he opens his eyes, he feels that everything around him is turning, and all sounds are suddenly far away and near.

This symptom will slowly ease after about half an hour, and then his eyes and ears can temporarily look like normal people.

It's hard to say how long it will be normal - when Gu Yun took this medicine for the first time, he hit his head against the bedpost in pain, and he could see and hear clearly for more than three months, making him almost forget that he still had two It was a bad part, and as he took more and more medications, on the one hand, he had developed the stunt of being able to fall asleep no matter how painful it was, and at the same time, the efficacy of the medication seemed to be slowly fading for him.

Up to now, one set of medicine can only control him for three to five days.

"Maybe it won't work at all in a few years." Shen Yi thought.

The two of them sat and lay down, and there was no sound from the two sides. It was not until the night was dark, and the sound of a watch was heard in the distance, that Shen Yi put down his pen, turned around, picked up a blanket, and covered Gu Yun. Gu Yun remained exactly the same as when he was lying down. He was sleeping on the coffin board, motionless, only his brows were furrowed, his lips were as pale as his cheeks, and only two cinnabar moles stood out against each other.

Shen Yi glanced at him, and walked out lightly.

The next day, as soon as Marshal Gu got up, he became a lively and lively Marquis of Anding again.

Before dawn, Shen Yi was woken up by Gu Yun who got up early and smashed the door, and opened the door sleepily.

I saw Gu Yun proudly said: "I finally got what I ordered, just watch it, I'll ask for a crime, I'm sure I can coax that little bastard well!"

Shen Yi blinked vigorously, feeling a little ominous in his heart.

Marquis An Ding ordered four soldiers from the Black Tie Battalion, and carrying a big box that was longer than the beams of the house, he went to look for Chang Geng in a mighty way, and when he passed by the silver elixir that he had harmed the day before, he grabbed another leaf and stuffed it. Putting it into his mouth, he didn't think the edge of the grass blade would pierce people, so he blew the little tune he invented by himself on the blade, announcing his old man's visit from a long distance.

As a result, as soon as he entered Chang Geng's courtyard with his forefoot, an epee opened the door to greet guests with a murderous look. A servant next to him who was about to serve tea screamed in fright, the tea tray fell to the ground, and the cups, pots, plates and bowls fell to pieces together. .

A palm-length knife popped out of Gu Yun's cuff in an instant, Dangkong held the epee in Chang Geng's hand, and he slid out like a fish, the edges of the two sharp blades rubbed lightly, making a long and round sound of gold and stone , and then Gu Yun flicked his fingers lightly, Chang Geng's wrist suddenly went numb, and the epee almost fell out of his hand, so he was forced to back away.

Gu Yun flicked the knife back to his wristband, put his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: "It's early in the morning, is there something wrong with your Highness? It's okay, just greet the minister and calm down."

Chang Geng: "..."

The person surnamed Gu probably thought he was here to plead guilty, but unfortunately, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he came here specially to find trouble.