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Chapter 4 The Office Disaster
"Hi..." Ning Xiaoqi ate a lot, and the two boxes of lunch on the table soon ran out, and he couldn't help hiccupping.Hey, he crossed two time and space on an empty stomach.
But to be honest, the meals in this time and space are much more delicious than his steamed buns and clear water noodles.I don't know what is added here, just looking at it is more appetizing than the dishes in the restaurant.After Ning Xiaoqi had eaten and drank enough, she immediately became obsessed with lust.If in this time and space, let him have these good meals every day, it would not be a bad thing for him to stay here, at least he wouldn't have to go back and be chased by the big fat man every day.
However, he apparently forgot that there was such trouble as Di Hao ahead.
Seeing Ning Xiaoqi put down his chopsticks and close the document he was looking at, Di Hao looked him up and down a few times with his clear eyes, and said in a neutral tone, "Are you full?"
"That's right, it suits my grandpa's wishes." Ning Xiaoqi rubbed his belly, found a comfortable position on the soft couch and leaned back.Tsk tsk, even this soft couch is so soft that people can fall asleep as soon as they touch it.Um!If he is developed, he will definitely spread this kind of soft couches in his home.
The things in this time and space seem to be much better than theirs, not only the food and use are very satisfying and comfortable, but also the decorative patterns on the tables and chairs are even more beautiful.
Of course, Ning Xiaoqi rubbed her chin, except for the big boxy black box hanging on the wall and on the table, it really didn’t match the decoration in the room, and she didn’t know it was so big and flat. A square hard box, how beautiful it can be hung on the wall.Alas, Ning Xiaoqi looked at the man sitting not far in front, sighed and shook his head, his appearance was justified, his taste was really not good enough.
Di Hao didn't know that Ning Xiaoqi was thinking about this, but he just shook his head in self-concern, thinking that he was thinking of something else. "Since you are full and there is no one else here, can you tell me?"
Hey, I started asking again.Ning Xiaoqi gritted her teeth and stood up, scratching her head while wandering around the room twice, "No matter how many times you ask me, this is still the answer. Grandpa Ning Xiaoqi, the Di Han I told you is not good. I know, the matter of being smashed is calculated. Cough cough, fortune-telling is not deceiving, ten coins at a time."
While Ning Xiaoqi was talking, she definitely did not forget to promote her own fortune telling stall.
"What is your purpose for coming here?" Di Hao's expression tensed up even more. The man in front of him had no other words to describe except pretending to be a ghost.If it wasn't for his clear and orderly speech, Di Hao felt that he only needed to make a phone call to the mental hospital.
Listening to Di Hao's words, Ning Xiaoqi snapped her fingers and looked at him with bright eyes. "It can be regarded as back to business. I came here to let you take me back."
"where is your home?"
"I don't have a home, just send me to the Imperial City of Chu." Ning Xiaoqi immediately smiled when he saw that the matter was right, and wandered around the room for a few times, his eyes immediately caught on There was an inexplicable thing on the table, also in the shape of a flat square, with many small things like organs densely packed on it, and written in small characters that he couldn't understand.
Ning Xiaoqi played with it in his hand, but he didn't know what it was used for.
Di Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, with a dangerous look in them.He was already completely sure that the man in front of him had come here specially to bluff and deceive.The imperial city of Chu?Wearing a costume, I really thought I was a character in the play.
"You don't believe me?" Ning Xiaoqi looked at the expression on Di Hao's face and cocked her mouth.That's right, ordinary people don't have his luck, how can ordinary people like them pass through the cave that connects two time and space casually.If it weren't for his well-informed Seventh Master Ning, someone else would probably be scared to pee.
However, Ning Xiaoqi, who was just about to start getting nervous, immediately darkened again.Listening to what he said, the man of feelings doesn't know about the cave, so how can it help him return to the previous place.Uh... Ning Xiaoqi's face twitched, the nobleman with gold, is Master teasing him?
Ning Xiaoqi turned around Di Hao, her whole face was about to contort, and she immediately took back what she wanted to say.He originally thought that this man was his nobleman, and he could rely on him to go back.But he didn't expect that he didn't know about it. If he revealed it to him, wouldn't it make this man treat him as a weirdo.
Ning Xiaoqi bit her lower lip, and said in a more tactful manner, "Ahem, what I mean is, where do you think I should go, just point me to a clear place."
Di Hao frowned even more as he listened, "Don't be foolish, the easiest way is to hand you over to the police." As Di Hao said, he sneered, the man in front of him had already started pretending, so he didn't hesitate to ask any more questions. There will be no other results.
As he thought about it, he stretched out his hand to the phone beside him and dialed the secretary's landline number. A woman's crisp voice rang out on the other end of the phone, "President Di, what's the matter?"
"...Who, who is speaking..."
Before Di Hao replied to the secretary, the expression of the man in front of him suddenly changed. He jumped a few meters away and quickly stuck to the wall beside him, staring at Di Hao. There were only the two of them in this room, but that Where did the woman's voice come from?
"Damn! Could it be that this man is also a monster." Ning Xiaoqi cursed secretly, and suddenly felt that the man behind the table seemed to have cast a gloomy expression, so he fiddled with the inexplicable things on the table, and unexpectedly Can make a human voice.
Ning Xiaoqi's hands trembled, he hadn't forgotten the scene of seeing so many monsters on the street just now.It's just that, with such a trembling in his hand, the remote control that he was holding in his hand was pressed to the switch button easily, and there was a "swoosh" immediately. The black box that was too bad actually flashed white light, and it lit up suddenly, and a strange laughter came from the black box, successfully penetrating the entire room.
"Hehehe, it seems that you are desperate, look at the sword!"
Ning Xiaoqi thumped, her whole body tensed up, her head turned towards the black box stiffly, only to see a woman on the box laughed loudly, and stabbed at herself with a sword without any hesitation. .
"Master!" Ning Xiaoqi cursed, the current scene has successfully challenged the limit of his outlook on life.He jumped from this corner to the other side in a few steps, and immediately threw the strange thing in his hand towards the black box.
"boom!"
Di Hao closed his eyes slightly, it's fine, if he can't cheat, he starts to mess things up.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"...
So, in the next 2 minutes, Di Hao, who was on the verge of getting angry and whose whole face was comparable to black charcoal, looked at the man in front of him with a terrified expression, and smashed the TVs on the wall one after another. , the telephone on the table, the coffee machine that just grinds the beans and plays music, and the murals that have been spilled and the wool carpet that has just been laid on the floor.
In just 2 minutes, the office has become a mess, not far from the scene where the fire was extinguished just now, only the inside of the TV with the outer screen smashed, accompanied by the picture of snowflakes constantly flashing , making a dry hoarse sound.
Ning Xiaoqi, who was finally exhausted, rubbed his chest vigorously to calm down his emotions.
It's really dangerous!Unexpectedly, he had a big fight with a group of monsters without paying attention. His grandma's, if he hadn't been unruffled when he was in danger, they would probably have been eaten by them.
Ning Xiaoqi breathed a sigh of relief, and stared fiercely at the man who was watching the show with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "Hey! I really can't underestimate you, there are so many monsters hiding in the room!"
Di Hao sneered, and asked the surprised secretary who had heard the sound to leave the room first, looked coldly at Ning Xiaoqi who was still in shock, and said, "Are you going to lose money, or let the police arrest you?"
"Losing money?" Ning Xiaoqi stared straight at her eyes, "You attacked Grandpa Ben with monsters first, and then turned around and asked Grandpa Ben to compensate you. Grandpa Ben hasn't accused you of harming people with witchcraft!"
"Witchcraft?" Di Hao touched the bones of his hand, and his heavy tone made Ning Xiaoqi feel that he was the scariest compared to those monsters, "You didn't realize that nothing you smashed Is it aggressive?"
"..." Ning Xiaoqi gritted her teeth, the scene inside the black box was constantly changing, although it was scary, but it was exactly as he said, as if he couldn't see him outside, he was just acting on his own, Does not attack people.
"I really have to wonder now, aren't you from here?"
"I..." Ning Xiaoqi became hoarse and let out a long breath.Damn it!When he told him the truth, he didn't believe it, but now that he deliberately concealed it, he suddenly became enlightened.
Ning Xiaoqi hesitated for a moment, then stood up stiffly, and took a careful look at the man in front of him.The hexagram calculated by the master should not be wrong, he only knows this person in this time and space.Even if you can't rely on him to go back, if you want to stay here well, maybe this is the only way.
Ning Xiaoqi coughed, calmed down her expression, strengthened her courage, and said: "Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to keep a secret for me, in exchange, if I can help you with anything, I will definitely help you. "
"Let's hear it first."
"I'm not from the same place as you. I'm... In short, I came here out of nowhere. His grandma, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes."
Ning Xiaoqi touched her earlobe, her eyes fixed on the person in the black box, she pointed her finger and said: "Here, the place I came from is similar to the one there, everything is different from here, that's it, Believe it or not if you believe it.”
Di Hao looked at the TV with his fingers, ancient times?However, he had never heard of the dynasty of Chu State that the man mentioned before.
He looked at the look in Ning Xiaoqi's eyes, he didn't seem to be pretending at all, could it be that he really came here through time and space?
But to be honest, the meals in this time and space are much more delicious than his steamed buns and clear water noodles.I don't know what is added here, just looking at it is more appetizing than the dishes in the restaurant.After Ning Xiaoqi had eaten and drank enough, she immediately became obsessed with lust.If in this time and space, let him have these good meals every day, it would not be a bad thing for him to stay here, at least he wouldn't have to go back and be chased by the big fat man every day.
However, he apparently forgot that there was such trouble as Di Hao ahead.
Seeing Ning Xiaoqi put down his chopsticks and close the document he was looking at, Di Hao looked him up and down a few times with his clear eyes, and said in a neutral tone, "Are you full?"
"That's right, it suits my grandpa's wishes." Ning Xiaoqi rubbed his belly, found a comfortable position on the soft couch and leaned back.Tsk tsk, even this soft couch is so soft that people can fall asleep as soon as they touch it.Um!If he is developed, he will definitely spread this kind of soft couches in his home.
The things in this time and space seem to be much better than theirs, not only the food and use are very satisfying and comfortable, but also the decorative patterns on the tables and chairs are even more beautiful.
Of course, Ning Xiaoqi rubbed her chin, except for the big boxy black box hanging on the wall and on the table, it really didn’t match the decoration in the room, and she didn’t know it was so big and flat. A square hard box, how beautiful it can be hung on the wall.Alas, Ning Xiaoqi looked at the man sitting not far in front, sighed and shook his head, his appearance was justified, his taste was really not good enough.
Di Hao didn't know that Ning Xiaoqi was thinking about this, but he just shook his head in self-concern, thinking that he was thinking of something else. "Since you are full and there is no one else here, can you tell me?"
Hey, I started asking again.Ning Xiaoqi gritted her teeth and stood up, scratching her head while wandering around the room twice, "No matter how many times you ask me, this is still the answer. Grandpa Ning Xiaoqi, the Di Han I told you is not good. I know, the matter of being smashed is calculated. Cough cough, fortune-telling is not deceiving, ten coins at a time."
While Ning Xiaoqi was talking, she definitely did not forget to promote her own fortune telling stall.
"What is your purpose for coming here?" Di Hao's expression tensed up even more. The man in front of him had no other words to describe except pretending to be a ghost.If it wasn't for his clear and orderly speech, Di Hao felt that he only needed to make a phone call to the mental hospital.
Listening to Di Hao's words, Ning Xiaoqi snapped her fingers and looked at him with bright eyes. "It can be regarded as back to business. I came here to let you take me back."
"where is your home?"
"I don't have a home, just send me to the Imperial City of Chu." Ning Xiaoqi immediately smiled when he saw that the matter was right, and wandered around the room for a few times, his eyes immediately caught on There was an inexplicable thing on the table, also in the shape of a flat square, with many small things like organs densely packed on it, and written in small characters that he couldn't understand.
Ning Xiaoqi played with it in his hand, but he didn't know what it was used for.
Di Hao narrowed his eyes slightly, with a dangerous look in them.He was already completely sure that the man in front of him had come here specially to bluff and deceive.The imperial city of Chu?Wearing a costume, I really thought I was a character in the play.
"You don't believe me?" Ning Xiaoqi looked at the expression on Di Hao's face and cocked her mouth.That's right, ordinary people don't have his luck, how can ordinary people like them pass through the cave that connects two time and space casually.If it weren't for his well-informed Seventh Master Ning, someone else would probably be scared to pee.
However, Ning Xiaoqi, who was just about to start getting nervous, immediately darkened again.Listening to what he said, the man of feelings doesn't know about the cave, so how can it help him return to the previous place.Uh... Ning Xiaoqi's face twitched, the nobleman with gold, is Master teasing him?
Ning Xiaoqi turned around Di Hao, her whole face was about to contort, and she immediately took back what she wanted to say.He originally thought that this man was his nobleman, and he could rely on him to go back.But he didn't expect that he didn't know about it. If he revealed it to him, wouldn't it make this man treat him as a weirdo.
Ning Xiaoqi bit her lower lip, and said in a more tactful manner, "Ahem, what I mean is, where do you think I should go, just point me to a clear place."
Di Hao frowned even more as he listened, "Don't be foolish, the easiest way is to hand you over to the police." As Di Hao said, he sneered, the man in front of him had already started pretending, so he didn't hesitate to ask any more questions. There will be no other results.
As he thought about it, he stretched out his hand to the phone beside him and dialed the secretary's landline number. A woman's crisp voice rang out on the other end of the phone, "President Di, what's the matter?"
"...Who, who is speaking..."
Before Di Hao replied to the secretary, the expression of the man in front of him suddenly changed. He jumped a few meters away and quickly stuck to the wall beside him, staring at Di Hao. There were only the two of them in this room, but that Where did the woman's voice come from?
"Damn! Could it be that this man is also a monster." Ning Xiaoqi cursed secretly, and suddenly felt that the man behind the table seemed to have cast a gloomy expression, so he fiddled with the inexplicable things on the table, and unexpectedly Can make a human voice.
Ning Xiaoqi's hands trembled, he hadn't forgotten the scene of seeing so many monsters on the street just now.It's just that, with such a trembling in his hand, the remote control that he was holding in his hand was pressed to the switch button easily, and there was a "swoosh" immediately. The black box that was too bad actually flashed white light, and it lit up suddenly, and a strange laughter came from the black box, successfully penetrating the entire room.
"Hehehe, it seems that you are desperate, look at the sword!"
Ning Xiaoqi thumped, her whole body tensed up, her head turned towards the black box stiffly, only to see a woman on the box laughed loudly, and stabbed at herself with a sword without any hesitation. .
"Master!" Ning Xiaoqi cursed, the current scene has successfully challenged the limit of his outlook on life.He jumped from this corner to the other side in a few steps, and immediately threw the strange thing in his hand towards the black box.
"boom!"
Di Hao closed his eyes slightly, it's fine, if he can't cheat, he starts to mess things up.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"...
So, in the next 2 minutes, Di Hao, who was on the verge of getting angry and whose whole face was comparable to black charcoal, looked at the man in front of him with a terrified expression, and smashed the TVs on the wall one after another. , the telephone on the table, the coffee machine that just grinds the beans and plays music, and the murals that have been spilled and the wool carpet that has just been laid on the floor.
In just 2 minutes, the office has become a mess, not far from the scene where the fire was extinguished just now, only the inside of the TV with the outer screen smashed, accompanied by the picture of snowflakes constantly flashing , making a dry hoarse sound.
Ning Xiaoqi, who was finally exhausted, rubbed his chest vigorously to calm down his emotions.
It's really dangerous!Unexpectedly, he had a big fight with a group of monsters without paying attention. His grandma's, if he hadn't been unruffled when he was in danger, they would probably have been eaten by them.
Ning Xiaoqi breathed a sigh of relief, and stared fiercely at the man who was watching the show with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "Hey! I really can't underestimate you, there are so many monsters hiding in the room!"
Di Hao sneered, and asked the surprised secretary who had heard the sound to leave the room first, looked coldly at Ning Xiaoqi who was still in shock, and said, "Are you going to lose money, or let the police arrest you?"
"Losing money?" Ning Xiaoqi stared straight at her eyes, "You attacked Grandpa Ben with monsters first, and then turned around and asked Grandpa Ben to compensate you. Grandpa Ben hasn't accused you of harming people with witchcraft!"
"Witchcraft?" Di Hao touched the bones of his hand, and his heavy tone made Ning Xiaoqi feel that he was the scariest compared to those monsters, "You didn't realize that nothing you smashed Is it aggressive?"
"..." Ning Xiaoqi gritted her teeth, the scene inside the black box was constantly changing, although it was scary, but it was exactly as he said, as if he couldn't see him outside, he was just acting on his own, Does not attack people.
"I really have to wonder now, aren't you from here?"
"I..." Ning Xiaoqi became hoarse and let out a long breath.Damn it!When he told him the truth, he didn't believe it, but now that he deliberately concealed it, he suddenly became enlightened.
Ning Xiaoqi hesitated for a moment, then stood up stiffly, and took a careful look at the man in front of him.The hexagram calculated by the master should not be wrong, he only knows this person in this time and space.Even if you can't rely on him to go back, if you want to stay here well, maybe this is the only way.
Ning Xiaoqi coughed, calmed down her expression, strengthened her courage, and said: "Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to keep a secret for me, in exchange, if I can help you with anything, I will definitely help you. "
"Let's hear it first."
"I'm not from the same place as you. I'm... In short, I came here out of nowhere. His grandma, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes."
Ning Xiaoqi touched her earlobe, her eyes fixed on the person in the black box, she pointed her finger and said: "Here, the place I came from is similar to the one there, everything is different from here, that's it, Believe it or not if you believe it.”
Di Hao looked at the TV with his fingers, ancient times?However, he had never heard of the dynasty of Chu State that the man mentioned before.
He looked at the look in Ning Xiaoqi's eyes, he didn't seem to be pretending at all, could it be that he really came here through time and space?
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