Shura love
Chapter 101 The most cheating PK match
"A mistress? We also have a mistress in Hei Zhan's family? I thought he was a vegetarian, Jasmine, what do you think?"
Ao Yang's roar before the battle was like a powerful bomb, instantly blowing up the Pluto team's dizziness, and even Tuoba Huang couldn't help being interested, his eyes were shining brightly, while staring at the uninteresting game, While tilting his head to ask his other partner, Bai Moli, God knows how boring they are without fighting for more than a year. When he is free, he likes to challenge the limit, and his highest interest is to make fun of black wars and change faces. Unfortunately, the results always let It's sad, they have known each other for more than ten years, and they haven't succeeded once.
"Do you think Ah Zhan is the same as you?"
Bai Jasmine gave him an annoyed look, would Hei Zhan keep a mistress?It is impossible for the sun to come out from the west.
"Hehe... Jasmine is jealous? Don't worry, don't worry, no matter how many mistresses I get outside, you will always be my empress."
Not only was she not annoyed by her complaints, but Emperor Tuoba snatched her up, hugged her into his arms and teased her in various ways with a smile, and the teammates sitting next to them quietly walked away when they saw this.
"Fuck, you murdered your husband?"
The next second, I saw a flash of cold light, and Tuoba Huang jumped three feet away, staring at Bai Jasmine, whose fingertips were still shining with spirit waves, with black lines all over his forehead. Fortunately, he flashed fast, this bitch It's getting rougher and less cute.
"If Lord Hades wants to sew his mouth shut, his subordinates are more than happy to oblige."
Bai Jasmine glanced coldly, and she was about to stand up, but Emperor Tuoba hurriedly waved her hands and said, "No, no, no, it's not necessary, it's a big deal, I just don't say anything!"
Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Bai Jasmine had the urge to knock him out directly. Nima liked to tease them when he had nothing to do. Is he idle or something?
The members of the Pluto team did not dare to laugh blatantly tomorrow, so they could only lower their heads and be patient. At a glance, they saw rows of shoulders shrugging, not to mention how spectacular the picture was, their Pluto The boss is omnipotent, but every time he is either eaten to death by the white colonel or tortured to death by the black colonel, he can always add countless laughter to their boring life.
"Hoo hoo... Fuck you, don't run away!"
On the battlefield, Ao Yang was panting with his hands on his knees, sweating like rain, and was as tired as a dog, but Hei Zhan didn't even break a drop of sweat, and still stood coldly about two meters away from him with his hands behind his back. Right in front of him, a pair of dark eyes were staring at him firmly, without any emotion at the bottom, no one knew what he was thinking.
"Khan... Boss, why do I feel a little bit like that, this is simply an adult playing with a child!"
A group of people in the Yan Wang team saw all kinds of chaos in the wind, and their whole body twitched. Alas... the strength was too great, and Hei Zhan was erratic like a ghost, and the speed was extremely fast. Ao Yang wanted to catch up with him. Difficulty, let alone fighting against him, even people like them are anxious.
"Not necessarily, right Han Xing?"
Yan Moshang folded his arms around his chest, smiling strangely but firmly, didn't they notice?Someone's mentality has changed.
"Ah."
Xiao Hanxing nodded indifferently. The group of people felt like they couldn't find their way in the fog. What were they talking about?Why can't they understand?
"Honey, what do you mean?"
Others may be able to hold back, but Lisa definitely can't. Seeing her affectionate appearance, everyone felt goosebumps all over the floor, but this time they didn't complain about her, but pricked up their ears one after another. They also wanted to know the relationship between the two What the hell are you talking about.
"Uh... see for yourself."
Pushing away her hands tightly holding her arms with a dark face, Xiao Hanxing said indifferently, can't she be a little bit feminine?Didn't she feel that when her hands were holding him, her plump breasts were rubbing against his arms intentionally or unintentionally?Damn, he is also a normal man, okay?
"No, people can't tell, if you don't tell me, I, I will kiss you!"
"Bump bump..."
The voice fell, and everyone died on the front line at the same time. Damn it was going to die. This woman must have been killed by thunder in her last life. Otherwise, why would she be so shocking, woo woo... Thunder rolling is not enough to describe them How it feels right now!It's so fucking painful!
"They are not mistresses."
On the court, when Ao Yang stopped for the nth time to breathe heavily, Hei Zhan finally spoke, but few people could understand what he said.
"Damn, ghosts will believe you. If it's not a mistress, why do you want to go all the way with you? And fuck you in front of the labor and management, dragging it like two to five or eighty thousand, huh, what's wrong with the labor and management killing them?" If you have the ability, you fucking killed me to avenge them. Damn you, you sent me to Nanmen Prison, you fucking bastard, do you know what the hell Nanmen Prison is? I was almost eaten alive by them, wow..."
As he was talking, Ao Yang simply sat down and began to cry without hesitation, everyone was sweating like crazy, damn it, are you almost okay?The majestic old men, actually... well, they were defeated, the Hades team is really fucking awesome, men are not like men, women are not like women, they are all fucking super perverts.
"Um... can I say that I don't know him?"
Yasi took two speechless steps back, it's too embarrassing, if you can't win, you don't have to cry, and you're still sitting on the ground crying... Oh my god, if you have eyes, you can send a thunderbolt down and kill you!
"This one……"
Well, even Yan Moshang can hardly withstand this wave of thunder, it seems a bit embarrassing indeed!
Not to mention the others, they had already been convulsed by someone, and they almost died without foaming at the mouth.
"...they are secret intelligence agents of the Di Family Army!"
After squatting in front of him and looking at him for a long time, Hei Zhan explained awkwardly that it was because he killed a member of the Di family army that he would personally send him to the South Gate Prison. In the hands of Mo Jun or other official personnel, it is estimated that his life is already over. Originally, he wanted to imprison him for a few months, let him have a long memory, and let the officials forget about it before picking him up. Yes, who knew that they took on a very confidential mission and didn't come back until a few days ago, so...
"what?"
The crying stopped abruptly, Ao Yang raised his head and glanced at him, as if he had noticed something, he quickly lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, but his mind started to spin rapidly, he is not stupid, if that is the case, Then he probably misunderstood him, but...
"You didn't cry!"
Not a question, but affirmation, the moment he just raised his head, he saw that there was not a single tear on his face.
"Damn, you think Laozi is still a three-year-old kid, cry and die!"
The arrow was on the string and had to be fired, Ao Yang let out a low growl, turned over abruptly, and a sharp knife condensed from the spiritual wave aimed at his shoulder and chopped it down.
"bump!"
"How dare you lie to me!"
Unexpectedly, not only did Hei Zhan not dodge, but he stood up and grabbed the blade that was slashing at his shoulders. His usually cold eyes showed dark traces of prey. He stammered and said: "Soldiers...soldiers never tire of cheating!"
"A good soldier never tires of cheating!"
Hei Zhan's eyes sank.The hand holding the blade exerted a little force.
"bump!"
The broadsword condensed by the spiritual waves turned into ashes in an instant, Ao Yang was dumbfounded, but Hei Zhan didn't even give him a chance to complain.He rushed over and threw him on his shoulder.The figure flashed.Disappeared on the battlefield in an instant.
"Captain Yan, your people will lend me a night."
There was only a cold confession that echoed in the air for a long time, and everyone was stunned by the sudden situation. Does the development of the plot need such climaxes?Also consider the feelings of their audience, this is too fucking dramatic.
"Let's go like this, what about the game?"
I don't know who yelled like that, but everyone in the two teams focused their attention on Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu. They are the referees, so they should make the decision, right?
"This...is a bit difficult to choose!"
Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu both came back to their senses. It stands to reason that he should be judged as the winner of the black war. After all, his strength is there. As long as he moves his fingers, Ao Yang will fall down. How willing to move his noble fingers!
"What's the problem? Of course our family won the black war."
Emperor Tuoba strode over, the blind also know who is strong and who is weak, right?
"How can we do that? Our Aoyang was kidnapped by your Heisha God. To put it simply, the black war abstained from kidnapping our Aoyang. We should win this round."
How could Team Hades be the loser?Ya Si took the lead, just kidding, the result of the game could be related to his little chrysanthemum!
"Kidnapping if you say kidnapping? Then it's okay to say that they moved to another battlefield. After all, it was agreed at the beginning of the game that there are no rules. Even if they leave this battlefield, they will not be regarded as abstaining."
If this game is lost, there is no game, and Emperor Tuoba naturally cannot give in easily.
"Fuck you, idiots know why they went."
Yasi put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes weakly. Aoyang's little chrysanthemum probably won't be kept.
"Hehe... Wouldn't it be better to know, it's obvious that Ao Yang of your family has only to be under the pressure of Hei Zhan, so this is our victory, right?"
Awesome, right?Emperor Tuoba could even think of this.
"Uh... Then maybe, who said that a small man can only be crushed by a tall and mighty man?"
Yas's forehead went dark, and even he himself felt that his statement was a little untestable.
"Could it be that Ao Yang still dares to engage in black warfare? Are you trying to laugh at this general?"
"Ha ha……"
As soon as the words fell, everyone in the Pluto team couldn't help laughing, Ao Yang is fighting in the dark?Well, the picture is so beautiful that they dare not look at it!
"Who says it's not possible? Our family Chenxiu and Major General Lin are the same. If you don't believe me, just ask, I don't believe that the relatively petite Major General Lin is willing to lie under Chen Xiu's body."
As the saying goes, a dog will jump over the wall when it is in a hurry. Ya Si was annoyed by their laughter, and his eyes accidentally swept to Yan Chenxiu and Lin Ruiyu, exposing the relationship between the two without thinking, and everyone's eyes turned to Lin Ruiyu at the same time. For Rui Yu and Yan Chenxiu, what kind of relationship do they have?Uh...Major General Lin won't really...
"What kind of eyes do you have? Of course the general is the one above."
Being looked at by them in all kinds of hairs, Lin Ruiyu roared with black lines all over his face, but he didn't know that Yan Chenxiu's handsome face was instantly dark enough to rival the bottom of the pot at the same second as the words fell.
"Uh...brother, are you really the one below?"
Yan Jue looked at his brother in disbelief. He looked much taller than Lin Ruiyu, and he was also a lot of men. Could it be true?
"..."
Yan Chenxiu was speechless, Lin Ruiyu kept winking at him, and everyone else was waiting for his answer, what should he say?Having said that Lin Ruiyu must be ashamed, let alone, it seems that he is also quite ashamed.
"Hehe... I think it's a tie. How about it?"
I have seen enough of the play, and it seems that the time is almost up. It is rare for Di Mojun to stand up and propose with good intentions. Everyone was stunned, and reluctantly withdrew their attention. Killed.
"A tie is a tie, and I will play in the next game myself."
Emperor Tuoba shrugged indifferently, as long as they won the next game, they would not count as a loss.
"Let me play with the Hades Emperor."
Yan Moshang took a step forward. The gap between the earth spirits and the true spirits is undoubtedly huge, but he seems to be indifferent at all, and even very confident. The space was given to them, and they also wanted to know how Yan Moshang, who was a big step behind, would win against Hades Zhaoba.
Timo Jun Lin Ruiyu looked at each other, and returned to the place where he should be with great interest. The truly anticipated game began. With Tuoba's character, it was impossible for him to kill Chafa directly.It is certain that Mo Shang will lose, but they really want to know how far he can fight against Tuoba!
Ao Yang's roar before the battle was like a powerful bomb, instantly blowing up the Pluto team's dizziness, and even Tuoba Huang couldn't help being interested, his eyes were shining brightly, while staring at the uninteresting game, While tilting his head to ask his other partner, Bai Moli, God knows how boring they are without fighting for more than a year. When he is free, he likes to challenge the limit, and his highest interest is to make fun of black wars and change faces. Unfortunately, the results always let It's sad, they have known each other for more than ten years, and they haven't succeeded once.
"Do you think Ah Zhan is the same as you?"
Bai Jasmine gave him an annoyed look, would Hei Zhan keep a mistress?It is impossible for the sun to come out from the west.
"Hehe... Jasmine is jealous? Don't worry, don't worry, no matter how many mistresses I get outside, you will always be my empress."
Not only was she not annoyed by her complaints, but Emperor Tuoba snatched her up, hugged her into his arms and teased her in various ways with a smile, and the teammates sitting next to them quietly walked away when they saw this.
"Fuck, you murdered your husband?"
The next second, I saw a flash of cold light, and Tuoba Huang jumped three feet away, staring at Bai Jasmine, whose fingertips were still shining with spirit waves, with black lines all over his forehead. Fortunately, he flashed fast, this bitch It's getting rougher and less cute.
"If Lord Hades wants to sew his mouth shut, his subordinates are more than happy to oblige."
Bai Jasmine glanced coldly, and she was about to stand up, but Emperor Tuoba hurriedly waved her hands and said, "No, no, no, it's not necessary, it's a big deal, I just don't say anything!"
Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Bai Jasmine had the urge to knock him out directly. Nima liked to tease them when he had nothing to do. Is he idle or something?
The members of the Pluto team did not dare to laugh blatantly tomorrow, so they could only lower their heads and be patient. At a glance, they saw rows of shoulders shrugging, not to mention how spectacular the picture was, their Pluto The boss is omnipotent, but every time he is either eaten to death by the white colonel or tortured to death by the black colonel, he can always add countless laughter to their boring life.
"Hoo hoo... Fuck you, don't run away!"
On the battlefield, Ao Yang was panting with his hands on his knees, sweating like rain, and was as tired as a dog, but Hei Zhan didn't even break a drop of sweat, and still stood coldly about two meters away from him with his hands behind his back. Right in front of him, a pair of dark eyes were staring at him firmly, without any emotion at the bottom, no one knew what he was thinking.
"Khan... Boss, why do I feel a little bit like that, this is simply an adult playing with a child!"
A group of people in the Yan Wang team saw all kinds of chaos in the wind, and their whole body twitched. Alas... the strength was too great, and Hei Zhan was erratic like a ghost, and the speed was extremely fast. Ao Yang wanted to catch up with him. Difficulty, let alone fighting against him, even people like them are anxious.
"Not necessarily, right Han Xing?"
Yan Moshang folded his arms around his chest, smiling strangely but firmly, didn't they notice?Someone's mentality has changed.
"Ah."
Xiao Hanxing nodded indifferently. The group of people felt like they couldn't find their way in the fog. What were they talking about?Why can't they understand?
"Honey, what do you mean?"
Others may be able to hold back, but Lisa definitely can't. Seeing her affectionate appearance, everyone felt goosebumps all over the floor, but this time they didn't complain about her, but pricked up their ears one after another. They also wanted to know the relationship between the two What the hell are you talking about.
"Uh... see for yourself."
Pushing away her hands tightly holding her arms with a dark face, Xiao Hanxing said indifferently, can't she be a little bit feminine?Didn't she feel that when her hands were holding him, her plump breasts were rubbing against his arms intentionally or unintentionally?Damn, he is also a normal man, okay?
"No, people can't tell, if you don't tell me, I, I will kiss you!"
"Bump bump..."
The voice fell, and everyone died on the front line at the same time. Damn it was going to die. This woman must have been killed by thunder in her last life. Otherwise, why would she be so shocking, woo woo... Thunder rolling is not enough to describe them How it feels right now!It's so fucking painful!
"They are not mistresses."
On the court, when Ao Yang stopped for the nth time to breathe heavily, Hei Zhan finally spoke, but few people could understand what he said.
"Damn, ghosts will believe you. If it's not a mistress, why do you want to go all the way with you? And fuck you in front of the labor and management, dragging it like two to five or eighty thousand, huh, what's wrong with the labor and management killing them?" If you have the ability, you fucking killed me to avenge them. Damn you, you sent me to Nanmen Prison, you fucking bastard, do you know what the hell Nanmen Prison is? I was almost eaten alive by them, wow..."
As he was talking, Ao Yang simply sat down and began to cry without hesitation, everyone was sweating like crazy, damn it, are you almost okay?The majestic old men, actually... well, they were defeated, the Hades team is really fucking awesome, men are not like men, women are not like women, they are all fucking super perverts.
"Um... can I say that I don't know him?"
Yasi took two speechless steps back, it's too embarrassing, if you can't win, you don't have to cry, and you're still sitting on the ground crying... Oh my god, if you have eyes, you can send a thunderbolt down and kill you!
"This one……"
Well, even Yan Moshang can hardly withstand this wave of thunder, it seems a bit embarrassing indeed!
Not to mention the others, they had already been convulsed by someone, and they almost died without foaming at the mouth.
"...they are secret intelligence agents of the Di Family Army!"
After squatting in front of him and looking at him for a long time, Hei Zhan explained awkwardly that it was because he killed a member of the Di family army that he would personally send him to the South Gate Prison. In the hands of Mo Jun or other official personnel, it is estimated that his life is already over. Originally, he wanted to imprison him for a few months, let him have a long memory, and let the officials forget about it before picking him up. Yes, who knew that they took on a very confidential mission and didn't come back until a few days ago, so...
"what?"
The crying stopped abruptly, Ao Yang raised his head and glanced at him, as if he had noticed something, he quickly lowered his head and covered his face with his hands, but his mind started to spin rapidly, he is not stupid, if that is the case, Then he probably misunderstood him, but...
"You didn't cry!"
Not a question, but affirmation, the moment he just raised his head, he saw that there was not a single tear on his face.
"Damn, you think Laozi is still a three-year-old kid, cry and die!"
The arrow was on the string and had to be fired, Ao Yang let out a low growl, turned over abruptly, and a sharp knife condensed from the spiritual wave aimed at his shoulder and chopped it down.
"bump!"
"How dare you lie to me!"
Unexpectedly, not only did Hei Zhan not dodge, but he stood up and grabbed the blade that was slashing at his shoulders. His usually cold eyes showed dark traces of prey. He stammered and said: "Soldiers...soldiers never tire of cheating!"
"A good soldier never tires of cheating!"
Hei Zhan's eyes sank.The hand holding the blade exerted a little force.
"bump!"
The broadsword condensed by the spiritual waves turned into ashes in an instant, Ao Yang was dumbfounded, but Hei Zhan didn't even give him a chance to complain.He rushed over and threw him on his shoulder.The figure flashed.Disappeared on the battlefield in an instant.
"Captain Yan, your people will lend me a night."
There was only a cold confession that echoed in the air for a long time, and everyone was stunned by the sudden situation. Does the development of the plot need such climaxes?Also consider the feelings of their audience, this is too fucking dramatic.
"Let's go like this, what about the game?"
I don't know who yelled like that, but everyone in the two teams focused their attention on Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu. They are the referees, so they should make the decision, right?
"This...is a bit difficult to choose!"
Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu both came back to their senses. It stands to reason that he should be judged as the winner of the black war. After all, his strength is there. As long as he moves his fingers, Ao Yang will fall down. How willing to move his noble fingers!
"What's the problem? Of course our family won the black war."
Emperor Tuoba strode over, the blind also know who is strong and who is weak, right?
"How can we do that? Our Aoyang was kidnapped by your Heisha God. To put it simply, the black war abstained from kidnapping our Aoyang. We should win this round."
How could Team Hades be the loser?Ya Si took the lead, just kidding, the result of the game could be related to his little chrysanthemum!
"Kidnapping if you say kidnapping? Then it's okay to say that they moved to another battlefield. After all, it was agreed at the beginning of the game that there are no rules. Even if they leave this battlefield, they will not be regarded as abstaining."
If this game is lost, there is no game, and Emperor Tuoba naturally cannot give in easily.
"Fuck you, idiots know why they went."
Yasi put his hands on his hips and rolled his eyes weakly. Aoyang's little chrysanthemum probably won't be kept.
"Hehe... Wouldn't it be better to know, it's obvious that Ao Yang of your family has only to be under the pressure of Hei Zhan, so this is our victory, right?"
Awesome, right?Emperor Tuoba could even think of this.
"Uh... Then maybe, who said that a small man can only be crushed by a tall and mighty man?"
Yas's forehead went dark, and even he himself felt that his statement was a little untestable.
"Could it be that Ao Yang still dares to engage in black warfare? Are you trying to laugh at this general?"
"Ha ha……"
As soon as the words fell, everyone in the Pluto team couldn't help laughing, Ao Yang is fighting in the dark?Well, the picture is so beautiful that they dare not look at it!
"Who says it's not possible? Our family Chenxiu and Major General Lin are the same. If you don't believe me, just ask, I don't believe that the relatively petite Major General Lin is willing to lie under Chen Xiu's body."
As the saying goes, a dog will jump over the wall when it is in a hurry. Ya Si was annoyed by their laughter, and his eyes accidentally swept to Yan Chenxiu and Lin Ruiyu, exposing the relationship between the two without thinking, and everyone's eyes turned to Lin Ruiyu at the same time. For Rui Yu and Yan Chenxiu, what kind of relationship do they have?Uh...Major General Lin won't really...
"What kind of eyes do you have? Of course the general is the one above."
Being looked at by them in all kinds of hairs, Lin Ruiyu roared with black lines all over his face, but he didn't know that Yan Chenxiu's handsome face was instantly dark enough to rival the bottom of the pot at the same second as the words fell.
"Uh...brother, are you really the one below?"
Yan Jue looked at his brother in disbelief. He looked much taller than Lin Ruiyu, and he was also a lot of men. Could it be true?
"..."
Yan Chenxiu was speechless, Lin Ruiyu kept winking at him, and everyone else was waiting for his answer, what should he say?Having said that Lin Ruiyu must be ashamed, let alone, it seems that he is also quite ashamed.
"Hehe... I think it's a tie. How about it?"
I have seen enough of the play, and it seems that the time is almost up. It is rare for Di Mojun to stand up and propose with good intentions. Everyone was stunned, and reluctantly withdrew their attention. Killed.
"A tie is a tie, and I will play in the next game myself."
Emperor Tuoba shrugged indifferently, as long as they won the next game, they would not count as a loss.
"Let me play with the Hades Emperor."
Yan Moshang took a step forward. The gap between the earth spirits and the true spirits is undoubtedly huge, but he seems to be indifferent at all, and even very confident. The space was given to them, and they also wanted to know how Yan Moshang, who was a big step behind, would win against Hades Zhaoba.
Timo Jun Lin Ruiyu looked at each other, and returned to the place where he should be with great interest. The truly anticipated game began. With Tuoba's character, it was impossible for him to kill Chafa directly.It is certain that Mo Shang will lose, but they really want to know how far he can fight against Tuoba!
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