I won't wait for you
Chapter 8 The Clown Happy Birthday
Ever since she saw Yang Wenyu showing a smile in front of her, Qin Ning always wanted to go to Yang Wenyu, wanting to make this veritable iceberg beauty smile more.He is like a child in this respect, he thinks that others may also like the things he likes, and buys all kinds of snacks he likes every now and then, and usually puts them in Yang Wenyu's place. Next, and then turned around and gave it to someone else.One day Qin Ning saw Wei Dong and Wang Xiaofei watching a TV show together, and there was a pile of snacks on the table. Qin Ning thought it looked familiar, so he asked casually, and it turned out that the pile of snacks was given by Yang Wenyu. Good luck, Qin Ning Not very happy for a few days.
Later, when I thought about it, it seemed that I had never seen Yang Wenyu eat snacks, and I figured out that most of the time I was in a difficult position, so let it go.
Later, when Qin Ning chatted with Su Xiao, he asked how to make people happy. Su Xiao thought that Qin Ning wanted to make her happy, but the little girl was quite satisfied with the idea of making herself happy, so she arranged for it. A simple task, just tell him to tell a joke every day.Qin Ning was looking for jokes on the Internet, and would tell them in the dormitory at night. Wang Xiaofei and Wei Dong were very supportive, often laughing wildly to tears or clutching his stomach and saying that he was about to convulse. When he's in a good mood, he politely moves the corners of his mouth at you, but when he's in a normal mood, he pretends he didn't hear it at all, which makes Qin Ning very discouraged.On the other hand, Su Xiao has been waiting for his boyfriend to tell him a joke every time he makes a video from that day on, but Qin Ning seems to have forgotten about it until one day, Qin Ning told Su Xiao about telling jokes. Tried the method to no avail, Su Xiao was so angry that he hung up the video and ignored Qin Ning for several days, Qin Ning didn't know how to make her angry.
Then one day, when He Mengyao was flipping through her bag, she accidentally shook out a small object. Qin Ning helped her pick it up from the ground. It was a big red hemisphere with grooves, and it was tied with a rubber band.Qin Ning was curious, so he asked what it was, so He Mengyao put the thing on Qin Ning's nose, told him that it was a clown's nose, and took out a mirror to show him.Looking in the mirror, Qin Ning felt that after wearing the clown nose, his whole person became a bit funny. He had an idea, and exaggeratedly winked at He Mengyao. Born to be a clown.So Qin Ning casually said that he wanted to take it back and let Wang Xiaofei wear it, but He Mengyao borrowed it.
It happened to be a Friday, and Qin Ning was still wondering if it was a shame to act weird in front of everyone. After returning to the dormitory from the library, he found that Wei Dong and Wang Xiaofei were not there. Yang Wenyu told him that the two were attending a club party. In the evening, I booked an all-night KTV private room, and I didn't come back all night.Qin Ning thought, this is a godsend opportunity!But hehe, why didn't he think that acting weird in front of Yang Wenyu alone would also be very lacking!
Qin Ning returned to the dormitory after washing up, and saw Yang Wenyu leaning on the head of the bed, still flipping through logistics magazines, as if he didn't listen to anything outside the window, so he had nothing to say.
"The light in your place is not very good, don't hurt your eyes."
"It's okay." Yang Wenyu responded lightly.
"How about buying a bedside lamp another day, the kind that can be clipped on the bed frame."
"Ah."
"..."
"..."
"Uh...it's so late, don't look at it."
"..."
"How about we chat for a while?"
"..." Yang Wenyu put down the magazine, and finally raised his head to look at Qin Ning who had been standing beside his bed blocking most of the light.This made Qin Ning suddenly not know what to talk about, but he reacted very quickly and immediately asked, "When is your birthday?"
"how?"
"Curious, let's celebrate together when the time comes."
"Need not."
"Everyone celebrates Dongzi's birthday together, so don't be embarrassed."
"..."
"To be honest, don't be so independent all the time. I've heard people talking about you being arrogant and indifferent. You're actually a pretty good person, but you have to give others a chance to get to know you."
"What other people think has nothing to do with me." Yang Wenyu has never been indifferent to other people's opinions, but Qin Ning is towards himself, which makes him inexplicably feel good.
Qin Ning saw that he didn't want to get in, so he said shamelessly, "Just tell me, compare who is older between the two of us!"
Yang Wenyu felt that if he didn't say anything else, the person in front of him would be able to talk about it all night, so he could only say: "I turned 19 the day before yesterday."
"What?! It was your birthday the day before yesterday! You didn't tell us! Why are you like this..." Qin Ning started crying and howling, and wandered around the room crazily after howling, searching for things in boxes and boxes.
"..." Yang Wenyu didn't understand what happened to Qin Ning again, but now that the light source was restored, he read the magazine again.
After a while, the magazine in Yang Wenyu's hand was snatched away and put aside, he raised his head in doubt, and was shocked by a funny face that suddenly approached his eyes.
"What are you doing?"
Not only did Qin Ning have a red clown nose, but he also self-mutilatedly drew five-pointed stars on both eyes with a black marker, and paired it with an exaggerated mouth drawn by a red marker that stretched to the base of his ears. He was smiling, showing a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and shaking his eyebrows at Yang Wenyu. "It's your birthday."
Yang Wenyu: "It's over."
"I made one up." Qin Ning pulled Yang Wenyu out of the bed, let him sit on the edge of the bed, and put a colorful paper hat on his head.
Yang Wenyu took off the ugly hat and took a look. It turned out to be folded out of a leaflet delivered by the roadside, and he was angry and funny.
"You..." It was neither fish nor fowl.
"Don't pay too much attention to details. Is it easy for me to toss out so many things at night?" Qin Ning interrupted Yang Wenyu first, "Don't talk yet." He ran to turn off the lights, and the bedroom was dark. When it was down, light from other places came in from the window, and Yang Wenyu could only see the outline of Qin Ning in the faint halo.
Soon, with a crisp sound, a group of flames lit up.
Qin Ning lit a birthday candle with a lighter, and slowly approached Yang Wenyu holding the candle while singing the birthday song.
"Happy Birthday……"
"Happy birthday to you..."
After singing the Chinese and English versions of the birthday song carefully, Qin Ning suddenly switched modes, and sang in a glib way, "I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, every year has today, every year has Today, congratulations, congratulations!"
After finally singing, Qin Ning held the candle in front of the birthday star.
"Does it sound good?"
Yang Wenyu nodded.
"Make a wish and blow out the candles!"
Yang Wenyu looked at the person who walked up to him step by step with a good eye, as if he and himself were the only ones left in the world.In his eyes, Qin Ning's eccentric appearance is neither ugly nor funny at all, he just thinks...cute, yes, cute, thinking of this word, Yang Wenyu's heart beats wildly uncontrollably.He just looked at Qin Ning like this, wanting to imprint his appearance in the flickering candlelight deeply in his memory.
"Hurry up." Qin Ning urged, the candle in his hand was already more than half burned.
Yang Wenyu reacted and blew out the candle directly.
"Hey, you didn't make a wish!"
Yang Wenyu: "I don't have any wishes."
Qin Ning: "Waste it, you still waste it once a year."
"Turn on the light." Yang Wenyu reminded.
"Oh..." Qin Ning trotted two steps to turn on the light, and hurried back, "How is it? Are you happy?"
"Yeah." Yang Wenyu smiled.Yes, he is very happy.Since his grandfather passed away, he hadn't celebrated his birthday again. Qisi knew about his birthday, but he didn't care much about it. Therefore, this made-up birthday turned out to be the most special and sincere one in his memory. , making him feel warmer.
Qin Ning got his wish and made Yang Wenyu smile. Although it was only a faint smile, it gave him a sense of accomplishment. He immediately suggested, "Then let's take a photo to commemorate it."
Yang Wenyu didn't have the habit of taking pictures, but he was rarely willing to refuse.
Qin Ning pulled out his phone and brought up the selfie mode, sat down next to Yang Wenyu, put his arms around his shoulders to bring them closer, and grinned with a big smile, "One, two, three, eggplant! "
After taking a picture, Qin Ning took a look, "No, you don't smile happily enough." He looked at Yang Wenyu, "You have to smile happily like me." He made a hard smile and immediately smiled. See teeth but not eyes.
Looking at this discolored face, Yang Wenyu really laughed out loud.
"Yes, yes, that's it, you hold on!"
Qin Ning quickly pulled out the camera to record this precious moment.
Qin Ning's living standard is getting better and better.Seeing that Tongtong is getting more and more active in learning English, Tongtong's parents gave Qin Ning a salary increase of 100 yuan in the second month. Later, Tongtong's English test scores entered the top three in the class, and in the third month, they gave Qin Ning A salary increase of 100 yuan.Qin Ning only makes up 4 half-day English classes every month, and he gets 500 RMB, including 4 delicious dinners. The experience of teaching English to children is really a good thing that is easy and cheap.
The relaxed days of the university passed quickly, and the semester exam was ushered in a blink of an eye. The students who were usually lazy finally began to pay attention to their homework, and read at night before the exam.In bedroom 108, there were two people who were not shrouded in intense review.Qin Ning was usually a good student, but the few days before the exam were very relaxed.Qin Ning doesn't know if Yang Wenyu is a top student, but seeing that he even went to other provinces to have a good time before the exam, he must be well prepared for the exam.
After the semester exam is over, there are naturally some people who are happy and others who are worried.Thinking that it was time to go home for the New Year holiday, Qin Ning organized everyone to have dinner and drink before going home.
That afternoon, bedroom 108 packed all kinds of food and returned to the dormitory as usual, and bought twice as much beer as usual.
"No matter what kind of test you get, you are finally liberated! Comrades, you have worked hard! Cheers!" Wang Xiaofei drank it first.
"It means that your grades are like birds, Xiao Ningzi and Yang Dashuai are sure to win." Wei Dong said: "Come on, respect the two masters."
"Hey! Look down on me, brother?" Wang Xiaofei said dissatisfied.
Qin Ning drank the wine in his glass and hurriedly smoothed things over: "Look at what you said, if I apply for your major, I must be a scumbag. I won't talk about studying today, and I will go home for the New Year soon. Let's celebrate Chinese New Year in advance!"
"That's right, our little Ningzi can still talk." Wang Xiaofei drank impatiently and burped loudly.
A few people ate happily, and for a while they talked about which girls in their majors were attractive, and for a while they talked about which majors had a young female teacher who was approachable and pretty, and for a while they took Qin Ning as a girlfriend and kept it. Come out to make fun of the first kiss.After drinking for three rounds, several people were more or less drunk.Qin Ning touched his slightly hot cheeks and felt dizzy. He looked at Yang Wenyu at the side, as if he didn't talk much during the meal, but just cooperated with everyone to drink in silence. Is there anything unhappy about him? ?It's not easy to ask if the person involved doesn't say anything.
"How about I tell everyone a joke and go down to the bar!" Qin Ning stood up and tapped the cup with chopsticks and shouted.
"Good idea, give us one quickly." Wei Dong was the first to cheer.
"Marshal Yang, don't just hang your head down and drink, listen to me." Qin Ning named Yang Wenyu, wanting to attract his attention, "A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students what it was , but everyone replied that it was the butt, the female teacher went to the principal crying, the principal was very angry and said that she would go to the classroom to educate these disobedient students. Guess what? "
"The principal is a pervert in the end? He said he wanted to vent his anger on the female teacher but actually wanted to touch her?" Wang Xiaojian said.
"What kind of nasty thoughts are in your head all day long?" Wei Dong patted Wang Xiaofei's head.
"As a result, the principal came to the classroom to educate the students and said, why did you make the teacher cry? When he turned around and saw the blackboard, he said speechlessly, you even drew a butt on the blackboard! ——Whoever laughs can take away the cup The wine is all gone!"
Sure enough, Wang Xiaojian was the one who laughed the most. Wei Dong smiled and said, "Actually, I've heard this joke before, but it's still funny if you tell it again." Beer, and Wang Xiaojian, who was shaking with laughter, poured down the wine.Qin Ning looked at Yang Wenyu who smiled a little out of flattery, and couldn't let go.
Everyone had almost finished their meal, and the wine bottles had run out. Wang Xiaojian made a fuss again, wanting to play Truth or Dare. Everyone couldn't beat him, so there was nothing wrong with it. He wanted to have fun, So I packed up the food and drinks, and started the first truth or dare game in the 108 bedroom.
Wang Xiaojian snatched the bottle first and said, "I made the last glass, and I'm here to spin it for the first time!" As he said that, he turned the bottle until it made a rumbling sound, but who knew that the mouth of the bottle was facing himself in the end.Everyone stared at classmate Wang Xiaojian with a kind of eyes that would never die, and laughed maliciously.
"Student Wang Xiaojian, do you want to tell the truth or take a big risk?" Qin Ning was ready to watch Wang Xiaofei's show.
"..." Wang Xiaofei at this time was probably the most silent since the beginning of school.
"Hurry up!" Wei Dong urged.
"I...then I'll tell the truth..." Wang Xiaofei could only admit it.
"Let me ask, let me ask!" Wei Dong took the lead, and the other two did not object, "Are you still a virgin? How old did you lose your virginity? This kind of question is cheap for you, so hurry up and say it!"
"Cheap..."
"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, say it quickly!" Qin Ning also fanned the flames.
"I said, I said, Grandpa, I liberated my body when I was 15 years old... Now, it's still my turn, I don't believe it's me this time!" Wang Xiaofei said and turned the beer bottle again.
This time, the mouth of the beer bottle was firmly aimed at Wei Dong who was still in the dark just now, Wang Xiaofei was very happy now, the opportunity for revenge has come!He said to Wei Dong sullenly: "Brother, do you want to tell the truth or take a big risk?"
"I think I'm still taking a big risk."
Wang Xiaofei looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and after thinking for a while, he issued an order: "Wear only a pair of underwear, go to the door of the dormitory and shout 'I'm Wei Dong, I'm an idiot' three times, pay attention, shout three times!"
"Forget you!" Although he didn't want to act, Wei Dong still reluctantly followed the rules of the game. Fortunately, there was no one in the courtyard at night, and the students in the dormitory only heard the voice and did not see the one who was wearing a pair of underwear. Classmate Wei Dong, let him barely save face.
After Wei Dong got dressed, the game continued.Sure enough, the mountain did not change, this time, the bottle was aimed at Marshal Yang.Usually, Marshal Yang's aloofness made both Wang Xiaofei and Wei Dong feel inaccessible and difficult to attack, so the two discussed to make a big move for Marshal Yang.
"Hey hey..." Wang Xiaofei smiled wickedly.
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wei Dong pouted and shook his head.
"Fart, let go." Yang Wenyu uttered a simple and rude sentence.
"Ahem!" Wei Dong cleared his throat, "Please Yang Wenyu kiss Qin Ning for 1 minute!"
Later, when I thought about it, it seemed that I had never seen Yang Wenyu eat snacks, and I figured out that most of the time I was in a difficult position, so let it go.
Later, when Qin Ning chatted with Su Xiao, he asked how to make people happy. Su Xiao thought that Qin Ning wanted to make her happy, but the little girl was quite satisfied with the idea of making herself happy, so she arranged for it. A simple task, just tell him to tell a joke every day.Qin Ning was looking for jokes on the Internet, and would tell them in the dormitory at night. Wang Xiaofei and Wei Dong were very supportive, often laughing wildly to tears or clutching his stomach and saying that he was about to convulse. When he's in a good mood, he politely moves the corners of his mouth at you, but when he's in a normal mood, he pretends he didn't hear it at all, which makes Qin Ning very discouraged.On the other hand, Su Xiao has been waiting for his boyfriend to tell him a joke every time he makes a video from that day on, but Qin Ning seems to have forgotten about it until one day, Qin Ning told Su Xiao about telling jokes. Tried the method to no avail, Su Xiao was so angry that he hung up the video and ignored Qin Ning for several days, Qin Ning didn't know how to make her angry.
Then one day, when He Mengyao was flipping through her bag, she accidentally shook out a small object. Qin Ning helped her pick it up from the ground. It was a big red hemisphere with grooves, and it was tied with a rubber band.Qin Ning was curious, so he asked what it was, so He Mengyao put the thing on Qin Ning's nose, told him that it was a clown's nose, and took out a mirror to show him.Looking in the mirror, Qin Ning felt that after wearing the clown nose, his whole person became a bit funny. He had an idea, and exaggeratedly winked at He Mengyao. Born to be a clown.So Qin Ning casually said that he wanted to take it back and let Wang Xiaofei wear it, but He Mengyao borrowed it.
It happened to be a Friday, and Qin Ning was still wondering if it was a shame to act weird in front of everyone. After returning to the dormitory from the library, he found that Wei Dong and Wang Xiaofei were not there. Yang Wenyu told him that the two were attending a club party. In the evening, I booked an all-night KTV private room, and I didn't come back all night.Qin Ning thought, this is a godsend opportunity!But hehe, why didn't he think that acting weird in front of Yang Wenyu alone would also be very lacking!
Qin Ning returned to the dormitory after washing up, and saw Yang Wenyu leaning on the head of the bed, still flipping through logistics magazines, as if he didn't listen to anything outside the window, so he had nothing to say.
"The light in your place is not very good, don't hurt your eyes."
"It's okay." Yang Wenyu responded lightly.
"How about buying a bedside lamp another day, the kind that can be clipped on the bed frame."
"Ah."
"..."
"..."
"Uh...it's so late, don't look at it."
"..."
"How about we chat for a while?"
"..." Yang Wenyu put down the magazine, and finally raised his head to look at Qin Ning who had been standing beside his bed blocking most of the light.This made Qin Ning suddenly not know what to talk about, but he reacted very quickly and immediately asked, "When is your birthday?"
"how?"
"Curious, let's celebrate together when the time comes."
"Need not."
"Everyone celebrates Dongzi's birthday together, so don't be embarrassed."
"..."
"To be honest, don't be so independent all the time. I've heard people talking about you being arrogant and indifferent. You're actually a pretty good person, but you have to give others a chance to get to know you."
"What other people think has nothing to do with me." Yang Wenyu has never been indifferent to other people's opinions, but Qin Ning is towards himself, which makes him inexplicably feel good.
Qin Ning saw that he didn't want to get in, so he said shamelessly, "Just tell me, compare who is older between the two of us!"
Yang Wenyu felt that if he didn't say anything else, the person in front of him would be able to talk about it all night, so he could only say: "I turned 19 the day before yesterday."
"What?! It was your birthday the day before yesterday! You didn't tell us! Why are you like this..." Qin Ning started crying and howling, and wandered around the room crazily after howling, searching for things in boxes and boxes.
"..." Yang Wenyu didn't understand what happened to Qin Ning again, but now that the light source was restored, he read the magazine again.
After a while, the magazine in Yang Wenyu's hand was snatched away and put aside, he raised his head in doubt, and was shocked by a funny face that suddenly approached his eyes.
"What are you doing?"
Not only did Qin Ning have a red clown nose, but he also self-mutilatedly drew five-pointed stars on both eyes with a black marker, and paired it with an exaggerated mouth drawn by a red marker that stretched to the base of his ears. He was smiling, showing a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and shaking his eyebrows at Yang Wenyu. "It's your birthday."
Yang Wenyu: "It's over."
"I made one up." Qin Ning pulled Yang Wenyu out of the bed, let him sit on the edge of the bed, and put a colorful paper hat on his head.
Yang Wenyu took off the ugly hat and took a look. It turned out to be folded out of a leaflet delivered by the roadside, and he was angry and funny.
"You..." It was neither fish nor fowl.
"Don't pay too much attention to details. Is it easy for me to toss out so many things at night?" Qin Ning interrupted Yang Wenyu first, "Don't talk yet." He ran to turn off the lights, and the bedroom was dark. When it was down, light from other places came in from the window, and Yang Wenyu could only see the outline of Qin Ning in the faint halo.
Soon, with a crisp sound, a group of flames lit up.
Qin Ning lit a birthday candle with a lighter, and slowly approached Yang Wenyu holding the candle while singing the birthday song.
"Happy Birthday……"
"Happy birthday to you..."
After singing the Chinese and English versions of the birthday song carefully, Qin Ning suddenly switched modes, and sang in a glib way, "I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, every year has today, every year has Today, congratulations, congratulations!"
After finally singing, Qin Ning held the candle in front of the birthday star.
"Does it sound good?"
Yang Wenyu nodded.
"Make a wish and blow out the candles!"
Yang Wenyu looked at the person who walked up to him step by step with a good eye, as if he and himself were the only ones left in the world.In his eyes, Qin Ning's eccentric appearance is neither ugly nor funny at all, he just thinks...cute, yes, cute, thinking of this word, Yang Wenyu's heart beats wildly uncontrollably.He just looked at Qin Ning like this, wanting to imprint his appearance in the flickering candlelight deeply in his memory.
"Hurry up." Qin Ning urged, the candle in his hand was already more than half burned.
Yang Wenyu reacted and blew out the candle directly.
"Hey, you didn't make a wish!"
Yang Wenyu: "I don't have any wishes."
Qin Ning: "Waste it, you still waste it once a year."
"Turn on the light." Yang Wenyu reminded.
"Oh..." Qin Ning trotted two steps to turn on the light, and hurried back, "How is it? Are you happy?"
"Yeah." Yang Wenyu smiled.Yes, he is very happy.Since his grandfather passed away, he hadn't celebrated his birthday again. Qisi knew about his birthday, but he didn't care much about it. Therefore, this made-up birthday turned out to be the most special and sincere one in his memory. , making him feel warmer.
Qin Ning got his wish and made Yang Wenyu smile. Although it was only a faint smile, it gave him a sense of accomplishment. He immediately suggested, "Then let's take a photo to commemorate it."
Yang Wenyu didn't have the habit of taking pictures, but he was rarely willing to refuse.
Qin Ning pulled out his phone and brought up the selfie mode, sat down next to Yang Wenyu, put his arms around his shoulders to bring them closer, and grinned with a big smile, "One, two, three, eggplant! "
After taking a picture, Qin Ning took a look, "No, you don't smile happily enough." He looked at Yang Wenyu, "You have to smile happily like me." He made a hard smile and immediately smiled. See teeth but not eyes.
Looking at this discolored face, Yang Wenyu really laughed out loud.
"Yes, yes, that's it, you hold on!"
Qin Ning quickly pulled out the camera to record this precious moment.
Qin Ning's living standard is getting better and better.Seeing that Tongtong is getting more and more active in learning English, Tongtong's parents gave Qin Ning a salary increase of 100 yuan in the second month. Later, Tongtong's English test scores entered the top three in the class, and in the third month, they gave Qin Ning A salary increase of 100 yuan.Qin Ning only makes up 4 half-day English classes every month, and he gets 500 RMB, including 4 delicious dinners. The experience of teaching English to children is really a good thing that is easy and cheap.
The relaxed days of the university passed quickly, and the semester exam was ushered in a blink of an eye. The students who were usually lazy finally began to pay attention to their homework, and read at night before the exam.In bedroom 108, there were two people who were not shrouded in intense review.Qin Ning was usually a good student, but the few days before the exam were very relaxed.Qin Ning doesn't know if Yang Wenyu is a top student, but seeing that he even went to other provinces to have a good time before the exam, he must be well prepared for the exam.
After the semester exam is over, there are naturally some people who are happy and others who are worried.Thinking that it was time to go home for the New Year holiday, Qin Ning organized everyone to have dinner and drink before going home.
That afternoon, bedroom 108 packed all kinds of food and returned to the dormitory as usual, and bought twice as much beer as usual.
"No matter what kind of test you get, you are finally liberated! Comrades, you have worked hard! Cheers!" Wang Xiaofei drank it first.
"It means that your grades are like birds, Xiao Ningzi and Yang Dashuai are sure to win." Wei Dong said: "Come on, respect the two masters."
"Hey! Look down on me, brother?" Wang Xiaofei said dissatisfied.
Qin Ning drank the wine in his glass and hurriedly smoothed things over: "Look at what you said, if I apply for your major, I must be a scumbag. I won't talk about studying today, and I will go home for the New Year soon. Let's celebrate Chinese New Year in advance!"
"That's right, our little Ningzi can still talk." Wang Xiaofei drank impatiently and burped loudly.
A few people ate happily, and for a while they talked about which girls in their majors were attractive, and for a while they talked about which majors had a young female teacher who was approachable and pretty, and for a while they took Qin Ning as a girlfriend and kept it. Come out to make fun of the first kiss.After drinking for three rounds, several people were more or less drunk.Qin Ning touched his slightly hot cheeks and felt dizzy. He looked at Yang Wenyu at the side, as if he didn't talk much during the meal, but just cooperated with everyone to drink in silence. Is there anything unhappy about him? ?It's not easy to ask if the person involved doesn't say anything.
"How about I tell everyone a joke and go down to the bar!" Qin Ning stood up and tapped the cup with chopsticks and shouted.
"Good idea, give us one quickly." Wei Dong was the first to cheer.
"Marshal Yang, don't just hang your head down and drink, listen to me." Qin Ning named Yang Wenyu, wanting to attract his attention, "A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students what it was , but everyone replied that it was the butt, the female teacher went to the principal crying, the principal was very angry and said that she would go to the classroom to educate these disobedient students. Guess what? "
"The principal is a pervert in the end? He said he wanted to vent his anger on the female teacher but actually wanted to touch her?" Wang Xiaojian said.
"What kind of nasty thoughts are in your head all day long?" Wei Dong patted Wang Xiaofei's head.
"As a result, the principal came to the classroom to educate the students and said, why did you make the teacher cry? When he turned around and saw the blackboard, he said speechlessly, you even drew a butt on the blackboard! ——Whoever laughs can take away the cup The wine is all gone!"
Sure enough, Wang Xiaojian was the one who laughed the most. Wei Dong smiled and said, "Actually, I've heard this joke before, but it's still funny if you tell it again." Beer, and Wang Xiaojian, who was shaking with laughter, poured down the wine.Qin Ning looked at Yang Wenyu who smiled a little out of flattery, and couldn't let go.
Everyone had almost finished their meal, and the wine bottles had run out. Wang Xiaojian made a fuss again, wanting to play Truth or Dare. Everyone couldn't beat him, so there was nothing wrong with it. He wanted to have fun, So I packed up the food and drinks, and started the first truth or dare game in the 108 bedroom.
Wang Xiaojian snatched the bottle first and said, "I made the last glass, and I'm here to spin it for the first time!" As he said that, he turned the bottle until it made a rumbling sound, but who knew that the mouth of the bottle was facing himself in the end.Everyone stared at classmate Wang Xiaojian with a kind of eyes that would never die, and laughed maliciously.
"Student Wang Xiaojian, do you want to tell the truth or take a big risk?" Qin Ning was ready to watch Wang Xiaofei's show.
"..." Wang Xiaofei at this time was probably the most silent since the beginning of school.
"Hurry up!" Wei Dong urged.
"I...then I'll tell the truth..." Wang Xiaofei could only admit it.
"Let me ask, let me ask!" Wei Dong took the lead, and the other two did not object, "Are you still a virgin? How old did you lose your virginity? This kind of question is cheap for you, so hurry up and say it!"
"Cheap..."
"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, say it quickly!" Qin Ning also fanned the flames.
"I said, I said, Grandpa, I liberated my body when I was 15 years old... Now, it's still my turn, I don't believe it's me this time!" Wang Xiaofei said and turned the beer bottle again.
This time, the mouth of the beer bottle was firmly aimed at Wei Dong who was still in the dark just now, Wang Xiaofei was very happy now, the opportunity for revenge has come!He said to Wei Dong sullenly: "Brother, do you want to tell the truth or take a big risk?"
"I think I'm still taking a big risk."
Wang Xiaofei looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and after thinking for a while, he issued an order: "Wear only a pair of underwear, go to the door of the dormitory and shout 'I'm Wei Dong, I'm an idiot' three times, pay attention, shout three times!"
"Forget you!" Although he didn't want to act, Wei Dong still reluctantly followed the rules of the game. Fortunately, there was no one in the courtyard at night, and the students in the dormitory only heard the voice and did not see the one who was wearing a pair of underwear. Classmate Wei Dong, let him barely save face.
After Wei Dong got dressed, the game continued.Sure enough, the mountain did not change, this time, the bottle was aimed at Marshal Yang.Usually, Marshal Yang's aloofness made both Wang Xiaofei and Wei Dong feel inaccessible and difficult to attack, so the two discussed to make a big move for Marshal Yang.
"Hey hey..." Wang Xiaofei smiled wickedly.
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wei Dong pouted and shook his head.
"Fart, let go." Yang Wenyu uttered a simple and rude sentence.
"Ahem!" Wei Dong cleared his throat, "Please Yang Wenyu kiss Qin Ning for 1 minute!"
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