Diary of the poisonous brother

A man and a woman in the binoculars looked at each other. Although they didn't speak, as a couple who had supported each other for thousands of years, they couldn't tell what the other wanted to say from the eyes and expressions in each other's eyes.

"Why are Wen'er and Liang'er so quick-witted, but Yi'er is so...so...changing the subject so bluntly? Anyway, it must not be like me."

"It's not like you, is it like me? I have such an IQ? If I have such an IQ, can I hold you for tens of thousands of years?"

"Bah! You still say that you are not stupid? Do you think you can hold me because you are smart? Tell you, no! You can hold me, or rely on me...that's why you indulge you."

"Hmph! Nonsense! Don't bring this up in front of the younger generation, talk about business...Yi'er doesn't look like you or me, does she look like the old Wang next door? Are you suspicious of me?"

"No, no, absolutely nothing! I just wonder if you carried the wrong baby back then, or lost the baby and the placenta..."

Seeing that the two demons in the mirror talked more and more without limits, and the more they talked, the more immoral they became, Yi Demon King, who had been gloomy all the time, finally couldn't help but said: "Father and Queen Mother, when you say such things, can you not be a fool?" in my face?"

"Why can't it be in your face?"

"Do you still know how to save face? Do you know? Just because you don't have a girlfriend, your father and I... can't hold our heads up in front of relatives and friends."

"If I don't have a girlfriend, it's fine if I have a boyfriend. In short, within this year, find me a demon... No, it doesn't matter whether it's a human demon or a transvestite, anyway, you find me a demon."

"In fact, if no one likes you, you can also give birth to a child and let me hug my grandchildren early, so that when I die... the ascension will also rest in peace."

"Father...mother..." Yi Mowang covered his face with his hands, trying to die, saying: "Actually, I'm not that bad, am I?"

Actually, I'm really not that bad, am I?He looks good, his cultivation is quite good, his figure is not bad, even the poisonous corpse who looks... well, pretty cute, is very envious and jealous of me, so I'm actually not that bad, right?

King Yi Mowang glanced at his father and queen mother in the binoculars, he was not good at women... Of course, he was not good at men, because he felt that those people, demons, were too scumbags to be worthy of him.

But in the eyes of the queen mother and father, how could such a scumbag become herself?Scum is scum, it's so scum that as long as there is a creature willing to want me, I should be kind enough to move the demons to marry... married?

"Sigh!" King Yimo sighed. He could only rejoice that his father, queen and mother had ascended to the god-level realm. The gods ran down from the god-level realm. Because they violated the laws of heaven, they would be struck by lightning, so the two elder Don't dare to come down, otherwise...hehe...I have already forced myself to go on a blind date with three meals a day.

"No blind date? It's okay if you don't go on a blind date! It's really not possible, you can give me a lovely grandson, even if you give birth to one yourself."

"Mother Queen..." Yi Demon King gritted his teeth. There are many types of demons outside the territory. There are many hermaphrodites who can give birth to children by themselves, or males alone can give birth to children, but... this...

"Your servant really can't do it!" Yi Demon King said bitterly, trying to get rid of his unreliable father and queen mother, this kind of anti-magic and anti-scientific thinking, "Although such a thing as having a child is as long as It's fine to have a woman, but...if I have no relationship with the child's mother, the child born will not be cute at all..."

Before Yi Mowang finished speaking, he heard a man's long laughter coming from outside the house, "Second Brother's words are really too modest, your daughter is obviously very cute."

Then a burst of brisk footsteps sounded by the door, the footsteps were very familiar at first hearing, it was the standard footsteps of his elder brother, but Yi Mowang dared to swear, but this kind of cheerful and fast pace with small steps is definitely not The sound of footsteps that my stable elder brother should have.

There are three demon kings in the demon world. Except for the unreliable Kai Liang, he has killed too much, and has more than enough externally, internally... I hate looking at those files. Let yourself be the demon king and finish playing in the demon world in minutes, so the only one who is suitable for Zi Cheng The father's business is his eldest brother.

My eldest brother, Wen, is a very traditional, serious and standard devil king. In addition to being courageous, cunning and scheming, the biggest feature is his stability and his indistinct emotions. No matter what happens, good or bad, he will always They are all very calm and calm, not even a heartbeat, not to mention the sound of footsteps when walking, so it is a terrible thing for such a person to suddenly change into that guy's painting style.

Wait a minute, the big brother's sudden change of painting style doesn't seem to be the most serious thing. I seem to have forgotten something important. What did he say just now?

Demon King Yi was considering whether to ask his elder brother to say it again, but before he could speak, a demon helped him solve this problem.

"Wen, what are you talking about? Say it again!"

Looking at the excited mother lying on the binoculars, the whole face is infinitely magnified, and people seem to be able to get out of the COS Sadako's mother from the mirror, Yi Demon King took two steps back without a trace, and gave up the position standing in front of the mirror. To my elder brother—— I forgot to introduce, my elder brother Wen, I don’t remember whether he is 130 years old or [-] years old this year. Anyway, he is quite young in the devil. He is [-] feet [-] feet tall and weighs [-] kilograms. Calm and calm personality, absolutely no tyrannical factors, absolutely no bad hobbies, and no love history.

Such an innocent and healthy demon king, girl, why don't you show off?

Wen Demon King looks only in his thirties, his facial features are not inferior to any of his brothers, but compared with his younger brothers who are either domineering, handsome, cool, or flying freely and willfully, as a Demon King, he carries the entire Demon World on his back. The text of fate is stable and mature enough to make the devil feel very safe when he looks at it.

"Mother, good news, great news." In the eyes of all the demons in the demon world, the mature, stable, and regal Lord Demon King is waving a piece of paper in his hand with a face full of excitement at this time. The voice shouting "My devil is not so cute" shouted: "Second brother...Second brother..." Lord Demon King looked deeply at his second brother with a meaningful expression.

Hiss!Yi Mowang gasped, and looked at his brother coldly, why does this guy look like this?Not only is the style of painting wrong, but the eyes are also very weird. This guy... Has his eyes also turned bright?He really deserves to be a brother, and he also has this expression when he is bright and cheating.

"Second brother, he has a daughter." Wen Mowang spread out the paper in his hand with a smile on his face, and pointed the front of the paper to the telescope, "Not only does he have a daughter, but he is also very cute. Father, Queen Mother, please Look, this is a portrait of my eldest niece, she looks very cute, right?"

"What? I have a daughter?" Yi Mowang looked shocked at his elder brother who was presenting treasures with his father, queen mother, and stretched out his hand to grab the other's arm. His voice was a little nervous, but more angry and angry, "I have a daughter Why don't I know? Who the hell is spreading rumors about me?"

Also, I have a daughter, brother, why are you so happy?Do you think that since I have a daughter, the Queen Mother won't ask you for a forced marriage?It's really broken, I'm dead, they'll just focus all their firepower on you, brother fool.

And... Take a ten thousand step back, even if I really have a daughter, my daughter, if you want to offer the treasure, I will offer the treasure. Why did you use it to offer the treasure?

"Tell me! Who made my rumors? I'll kill him when I turn around!" King Yimo said angrily. The son has changed from a yellow-haired man with a car and a house to a scumbag father who abandoned his wife and daughter, and his value in the marriage market has dropped all of a sudden.

"That's right, Wen'er, this kind of thing...you can't be joking, have you verified it?" Don't say that Yi Mowang doesn't believe it, even the old couple who are eager to have grandchildren don't believe it. When the daughter comes out, do the two of them still have to worry so much?

"It was said by the third brother. I heard that it was a treasure left by the second brother when he was in the world. I don't know the specific situation. However, the third brother has already brought back his niece, and he will return home in a few days. It’s okay to ask. Don’t I still have a portrait? He looks quite like the second brother.” When Wen Mowang said "The Pearl of the Sea", he unconsciously gave Yi Mowang a hard look in his eyes.

King Yi shrank his head instinctively, and was about to question his elder brother, but found that not only his elder brother's eyes were a little bit unfriendly, but even his father, queen mother, and queen looked at him with a bit of cruelty.

What happened here?Don't say that it may not be your own daughter, take ten thousand steps back, even if it is your own daughter, you...you...one is a real brother and the other is a real father and a real mother, there is no need for someone who has never met Strangers, how do you look at your relatives?

"Scumbag! Shut up!" The first person to speak was the former queen who is a woman, "a legacy of the sea" or something. To put it bluntly, it means that the man ran away irresponsibly after making the woman's belly bigger. The plot of raising a daughter alone, if a man with a conscience and integrity, even if he does not go back to find the woman, he may occasionally sigh "By the Daming Lake" or something when he is bored, but judging from his son's words, he Not only did he not intend to recognize this daughter, but he didn't even remember her, "What a scumbag!"

Hey Hey hey!What did I do, I'm a scumbag!I am innocent!I am so innocent!That guy Liang must be framing me!