Diary of the poisonous brother

In the past, I had a Tiance master, he said that the sky patch is the most violent DPS in Jiansan, so he asked me to play the sky patch; Snakes, you have to learn how to open snakes separately, and only release one snake at a time; he said that Tibetan Sword and Tangmen in the team always don't meditate and return to blue; he said... anyway, he talked a lot.

But what he didn't notice was that whenever there was an outsider in the team, I would always silently change my address from "Master" to "Tiance".

It's like whenever outsiders are around, I silently change the address of the Demon King from "Uncle" to "Master".

Of course, although my "uncle" noticed this detail, he always thought that I did this out of my niece's filial piety, in order to maintain his dignity and pride as a demon king in front of outsiders.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Compared with the embarrassing scenes of King Liang and Qi Qiandie, who have one foot deep and one foot shallow in the dense forest, and sometimes sink their whole legs into the mud, this group of Attas who have lived in the dense forest for many years are simply aggressive. Atta, with a strange appearance, made Liang Mowang and Qi Qiandie, who can be called "beautiful as the sky", into two pieces.

Qi Qiandie walked behind the Atas panting with two short legs, wiped off his sweat and said, "How long will it take to get out of the forest? I'm exhausted!"

Cultivator Nascent Soul tired after walking a few steps?Great niece, your acting skills are too strong, okay?

Bright Demon King squinted at Qi Qiandie, who was panting, dripping with sweat, and blushing, and opened his mouth, but finally did not say anything.

His cultivation level is only slightly lower than that of Yi, but when it comes to making women happy, even if Yi smashes the ass of his mount Qiongqi, he can't catch up with him.

But I just don't understand why I, who is so good at coaxing women, doesn't even have a girlfriend. On the contrary, Yi, who hates women the most, not only has a wife, but also a daughter.

It's really more than a magic, and it's mad to death.

Thinking of this, the Bright Demon King gave Qi Qiandie a hard look, pointed at Ata who was leading the way, and said angrily: "Why don't you make do with them and let them carry you? I think they are quite big , you sit on your shoulders, it should be fine."

Sitting on alien shoulders?

Qi Qiandie numbly shifted her gaze to Atta who stopped and knelt on the ground just because of the words of the Demon King. That streamlined figure, those cold and murderous teeth, the saliva piercing through the stone, and the spit from the mouth from time to time Long tongue, without even half a minute of hesitation, shook his head resolutely, and said resolutely: "I'm not tired, I'm definitely not tired."

Although my brother is a five-drug, I didn’t intend to learn from Qu Yun and Duoduo. It’s fine to get such a strange car, and I am often asked, “Qu Yun, Duoduo, who is that little girl sitting on it? Is it theirs? pendant", "Qu Yun is actually a poisonous corpse, no wonder Ye Hui doesn't want him" and other questions.

"It's fine if you're not tired, then you can go on your own." Bright Demon King secretly smiled in his heart, he was a small boy, wanted to be lazy, and even fought with me, your uncle and I eat more people than you eat rice.

With a bitter face, Qi Qiandie elongated her tone and said angrily, "I see..."

You have no interest, you deserve to have no love and no girls!At this time, shouldn't you say "Come on! I'll carry you" loudly.

Following behind the demons of the Atta tribe, it was expected to... Uh, under the leadership of a certain road idiot, I don't know how many days to walk out of the dense forest. After walking for more than ten days, I have already walked out. .

After leaving the dense forest, Qi Qiandie didn't want to walk anymore even if he was killed, so the Bright Demon King had to take out his flying car for Qi Qiandie's transportation.

"Why didn't you take out such a cool thing earlier?" Qi Qiandie looked at the car in front of her in shock, then looked back at Liang Demon King, and said angrily: "You should take it out sooner, We don't have to go so far? Isn't it better to fly directly in the sky?"

How stupid!Brother is really used to being a mortal, why didn't I think that I can actually fly?How stupid to walk on two legs?Although it is said that the sky is not very safe, but it is not safe. It means that when there is only one corpse, there is a boss-level demon like the Bright Demon King. What is not safe?

"It's because it's too cool, so I..." Although there is no such thing as Weibo exposure in the Demon Realm, as a low-key Demon King, Liang Demon King is not interested in sitting on something that will reveal his identity at any time. "You have to know, sitting in this kind of thing that can represent identity, and you can know who you are at a glance, it's just... from a long way, just tell others that I'm coming."

How can this make me do bad things?How to plant the blame on others after doing bad things.

"You're right when you say that..." Qi Qiandie turned her envious eyes to the ultra-luxury car of King Liang.

It was a spirit beast car. The entire compartment of the spirit beast car was hewn from a huge piece of top-grade spirit stone. Colorful, gorgeous and extraordinary.

In a faint spiritual light, Qi Qiandie could also see several jade dragons engraved on the wall of the car. The jade dragons were lifelike, gorgeous and domineering, and extremely arrogant. The most amazing thing was that the jade dragons were not dead, but It was slowly swimming on the wall of the car, as if it would break out of the wall at any moment.

Suddenly, Qi Qiandie was blinded by a spirit beast car.

This... This is the ultimate defensive magic weapon!

Tuhao, let's be good friends, shall we?

Qi Qiandie wiped her saliva, suppressed the urge to kill demons and seize treasures, and forced herself to look away from the carriage.

The one pulling the cart is a nine-headed [-]-level higher than Yuanying-level Qi Qiandie. I don't know whether it is a lion or a unicorn, but it looks extremely powerful. It has horns on its forehead and long pure golden hair all over its body. , eye-catching and impressive.

Qi Qiandie doesn't recognize it, but the Ata tribe can. This is the exclusive training place for the royal family of the Demon Realm - the "Red Spirit Beast" specially produced in the Scarlet Spirit Heaven Realm. Although the "red spirit beasts" are psychic, but because of their extremely low reproductive ability, the entire red spirit realm is said to have only a few hundred "red spirit beasts", so even though all the "red spirit beasts" are exclusive to the royal family However, there were only about twenty "red spirit beasts" who paid tribute in the past hundred years.

Although seeing the human-like appearance of Liang Demon King, he knew that Liang Demon King must be a high-level demon, but he could use nine "red spirit beasts" by pulling a horse, and the identity of the owner of the carriage was immediately revealed.

"Meet the King!" The clever and wise Atas once again threw their bodies on the ground in front of the Demon King Bright, and at the same time decisively changed the name of the Demon King from "Adult" to "Great King".

This is not a local tyrant, this is a godly tyrant.

Hearing the names of Attas, the cold expression on Liang Mowang's face collapsed unconsciously, and at the same time he muttered softly: "It's really boring to guess the identity so quickly, so I don't like to use this car."

The Bright Demon King muttered and took out two paper figurines from the space. The paper figurines fell to the ground and immediately turned into two riders in white clothes lightly holding the horsewhip.

"You guys lead the way ahead, take me to the nearest town." Bright Demon King greeted Qi Qiandie to get into the car, poked his head out of the car window, and pointed at the Atas.

"Obey, Your Majesty." Ata saluted, and at the same time automatically transformed into formations, divided into several teams, and guarded the front, back, left, and right sides of the Demon King's spirit beast car respectively, and began to move forward.

Only the royal family can use the rare spirit beast car, but the accompanying guards are a group of low-level Atta tribe.

In a very short period of time, in the poorest and most desolate area of ​​Talu in the demon world, a poor place where even a demon that looks a little like a human can not be found, there is such a strange combination of news, in order to compare the spirit of the demon king. The beast carts moved faster and spread across the entire area.

"I guess my brother already knows that I'm back?" Bright Demon King raised his head and sighed, resting his chin on his hand and said, "Let's find a city as soon as possible and teleport it back. .”

"Ah? Don't want it?" Qi Qiandie, who was sitting in a corner of the carriage, was happily nibbling on a bun, raised her head, looked at King Liang with horror, and said after a long time: "Uncle, are you sure you are going back now?" , my father waited too long for you to get mad, not waiting too long to get mad."

"I'm sure he's...uh... After all, he's your father, maybe you know him better." Bright Demon King scratched his head vigorously. Back then, it was because he failed first and was masturbated by Ye Shaobai that his brother was punished. Ye Shaobai can't stop masturbating, so if he really goes back casually like this, according to his brother's temper, he will definitely make him kneel down and sing "Conquer", "Hey! Don't eat here all the time, help you Uncle, let me think about it. Eat, eat! What use are you for!"

The Bright Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie angrily. The reason why he brought Qi Qiandie back together was not only to let Qi Qiandie, who had been living outside since childhood, enjoy the warmth of the family again, but also a part... a small part , a very, very small part of the reason is that Yi will beat him up, and a large part of the reason is because he hopes Qi Qiandie can draw his brother's attention away, commonly known as "attracting hatred".

I never thought that I would find such a foodie.

"Uncle...you don't understand...you will die sooner or later. Why don't you eat your fill before you die? Let alone..." Qi Qiandie put down the steamed stuffed bun and looked at it sadly. Liang Mowang said, "Does my niece only eat? My niece is nourishing my brain. The buns are rich in saturated fatty acids. Only with saturated fatty acids can the brain cells be activated. The more active the brain cells, the more healthy I will be." The smarter you will be, the smarter I become, I can help you think of ideas, so I am not eating, I am thinking hard." Speaking of this, Qi Qiandie rubbed her stomach and used He continued with a particularly difficult expression: "Actually, I...I don't want to eat for a long time, I'm already full, but...because I think I'm not smart enough to come up with good ideas, so...for you, I I just eat here in pain. Woohoo...who am I for? Isn't it all for uncle you that I eat so hard? Isn't it all for uncle you? Woooo...you still treat me like this...woo Woo..."

While talking, Qi Qiandie stuffed another bun into her mouth.