Diary of the poisonous brother

A thunderbolt struck the boat heavily, causing the boat to shake, and Qi Qiandie and Liang Mowang who were standing in the room also shook.

"Oops!" Qi Qiandie yelled, turned her foot, and fell to the side.

"Be careful!" Bright Demon King stretched out his hand, wanting to hold Qi Qiandie, but at this moment the hull shook again, and Liang Demon King didn't catch it, and fell down with him.

Of course, the two people who fell in the shaking of the ship, a Nascent Soul of more than 40 levels and a Gao Wan of an unknown level, looked left and right, and it didn't look like they would shake because they couldn't sit still. Ah, the two who fell.

But... As a popular romance novel nowadays, a man and a woman are shaking and shaking... Well, this is a pornographic novel, but as a pornographic novel born in Jinjiang, it is destined to fall in love. the main theme.

So no matter how unreasonable it is, anyway, the two hit and fell. Not only did they fall, but they also hugged each other and rolled twice in a clichéd way. Finally, after rolling around, they even rolled onto the bed, completing the legendary "rolling sheets".

Get off your sister's sheets!This is my niece!

Bright Demon King cursed in his heart, but despite what he said, his heart was still beating wildly, as if it was about to pop out of his throat, forcing him to silently force his head to the side, not daring to look at Qi Qian again. Butterfly powder fluttering little face.

"Hey...isn't it right?" Bright Demon King let out a soft "hey" as if thinking of something, turned his head to look at Qi Qiandie, and said angrily, "Why are you on top?"

"Why am I on top?" Qi Qiandie shook her little head, she was too seasick, and her head was still a little dizzy. She didn't understand what the Demon King was saying at all, but asked instinctively: "Why? Can't be me on top? I'm a man..." Before he finished speaking, Qi Qiandie suddenly remembered that this guy was a man, and changed his words: "I'm Gong! I'm Gong, do you understand?"

"Hun Dan! I'm Gong!" Liang Mowang yelled angrily, and suddenly felt something was wrong after he yelled, "I'm a straight man, do you understand me?"

Huh?Why is it still wrong!It is obvious that the person who is pressing on me is my niece. Although she is annoying on the surface, she is actually... an even more annoying girl.

A man and a woman, what does it have to do with a straight man?

I was taken into a ditch by this guy!

Bright Demon King gave Qi Qiandie a hard look, and said in a cold voice, "Get up, fat pig, you are so heavy, how long do you want to lie on me?"

Qi Qiandie has a bad habit of walking backwards and forwards. The more others refuse to let him do things, the more he will do it the other way around.

So when he heard what King Liang said, not only did Qi Qiandie not get up, but he just lay on him with all four bodies on the ground, hugged him, and attached his body to him, shaking, shaking, shaking, using sweet The voice shouted: "No, no, no... isn't he a fat pig, is he a slender..."

"Xiao Miao..." Liang Mowang didn't finish his sentence, and suddenly covered his nose with his hand, it was so itchy, and he always felt that something was about to flow out.

"Uncle, what are you doing? Why are you covering your nose? Am I smelly?" Qi Qiandie raised her arm and sniffed her armpits vigorously.

No, I don't even sweat anymore, so how can there be sweaty smell?

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang with doubts.

But Bright Demon King didn't speak, just covered his nose and blushed, avoiding Qi Qiandie's eyes shyly.

You don't stink!Not only do you not stink at all, but... you smell really good.

It is more fragrant than all the fragrances I have smelled before. The fragrance is strong but not strong, sweet but not greasy. Is this the legendary girly fragrance?

"Uncle, what are you talking about?" Qi Qiandie, who had absolutely no self-awareness about "Girl Fragrance", pressed her body down again, with the tip of her nose facing that of the Bright Demon King, and her eyes looking into the eyes of the Bright Demon King. Asked with a silly face: "Why do you have such an expression? Uncle!"

The temptation is too great, uncle can't bear it at all!Niece, are you my brother sent to torture me?

"Then what... you get up first, okay? If you don't get up again... I don't care about you if the boat capsizes." Bright Demon King pointed to the roof. At this time, there was a sound of thunder outside the window at the right time, and the boat shook accordingly.

Qi Qiandie, who wanted to play tricks on King Liang when she heard that the boat would capsize, immediately jumped up from King Liang, and before she could adjust her clothes, she pointed at King Liang and said, "Uncle, get up quickly, go and see What's going on outside?"

Although he knew what he said, Qi Qiandie, who is greedy for life and afraid of death, would definitely get up, but at the moment when he felt the person in his arms leave and the warm embrace turned cold, Liang Mowang still felt helpless. A feeling of regret.

I feel sorry for your sister!This is my niece and niece!This gentleman must not have other thoughts, absolutely not, otherwise he will definitely be killed by his brother.

With a head of thunder, the Bright Demon King gave Qi Qiandie a hard look, then pushed open the door and walked out.

Although she was stared at inexplicably, Qi Qiandie still had the courage to follow behind Liang Mowang, walked through a passage, and walked out of the cabin to the deck.

This is a small but extremely exquisite three-masted ship. The hull is black, but the jet-black hull is covered with strange runes painted with silver lines.

Turning around and looking left and right, the world outside the cabin was pitch black, with no scenery to be seen. Only when thunder flashed across the sky, Qi Qiandie could see clearly the environment she was in with the help of the light of thunder and lightning .

The place where the ship was traveling was not on the sea, but like an airplane, climbing upwards at high speed in a dark cloud.

Although this is the world of self-cultivation, monks are also mortals, and they also suffer from hypoxia and coldness at high altitudes, so ordinary monks Yubao will never crawl to such a high level.

"Oh! What is this place?" Qi Qiandie exclaimed.

Of course he has been on a plane before, but the plane is sitting in a fully enclosed environment. This kind of half-open style can also allow passengers to blow a small wind, and from time to time...

"Booming" Another thunderbolt struck the boat, and the silver runes on the boat lit up immediately, and then changed back to the original with a "sizzling" sound, leaving only the place on the boat that was struck by the sky thunder, the one that appeared A group of scorched lightning marks.

No wonder the boat is painted black, black is the most resistant to lightning strikes.

"It's okay, we're just passing through a cloud of thunderclouds." Bright Demon King said calmly.

"Oh...so...wrong! I didn't ask this!" Qi Qiandie stomped his feet vigorously. As a child in the era of information explosion, he certainly knows that the plane will often pass through thunderclouds during the flight. But what he wants to ask is obviously not this.

"Where are we going? Are we going to another spirit world by boat? Isn't the climbing height too high?" Qi Qiandie frowned, and the flying altitude is usually [-] to [-] meters; Generally, when an aircraft encounters a thundercloud, it will choose to avoid the thundercloud for safety.However, not only did the boat not bypass the thundercloud, but it was still climbing at high speed in the thundercloud, which proved that the thundercloud had a large area, and it was so big that it would affect the ascent of the boat.

"Is this considered high? We extraterrestrial demons live above the nine heavens, how far is this distance?" Bright Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie and explained.

With the fall of Gao Demon King's voice, Qi Qiandie felt a sudden light in front of her eyes, and then the boat passed through the thunderclouds, and the dark clouds turned into a magnificent sea of ​​clouds.

With the rays of the sun, Qi Qiandie can clearly see the sea of ​​clouds under the hull, boundless and boundless, with a variety of poses and with different poses that make people dizzy, as beautiful as a fairyland.

"It's so beautiful..." Qi Qiandie walked to the edge of the boat, looked down at the sea of ​​clouds that changed from white to colorful under the sunlight, and exclaimed in admiration.

"Do you like this? Don't worry, after uncle takes you home, the clouds at home will make you want to look at them." Bright Demon King patted Qi Qiandie's head and looked up at the sky.

The sky was blue, as pure and clear as a baby's eyes.

Being close to the hometown is timid, and I never thought that I would have such a mood.

"Really? At home... hey... No! Who will come home with you to meet the parents... No, I meant to say... What did you just say? The place where the extraterrestrial demons live?" Qi Qiandie stared at Liang with wide eyes. The Demon King yelled: "When did I say I was going to the place where the Heavenly Demons live outside the territory?"

Even if I can't be a down-to-earth corpse, I don't intend to betray my earth origin and join the ranks of alien aliens.

What's more, if you go to the place where the Heavenly Demon lives outside the territory, you will definitely meet that guy Yi Demon King.

If it was before, it would be fine, I was the savior of King Yi Demon, for the sake of saving my life, even if King Yi Demon hated me, at most he would order me to help him pull a carrot or something.

But now... when I think of the countless lies I have told.

Qi Qiandie felt that the egg was a little painful, even if King Yi Mowang didn't kill him with good intentions, but a certain demon who was fooled by him for a while... Sure enough, if you tell a lie, you need to tell 99 more lies to make it up. The lie is getting bigger and bigger, and it's completely unbearable, so it's swollen?

Mom hit me again and I will never lie again.

"Why don't you go? If you don't go to the Demon Realm, do you still want to stay in the Human Realm as a casual cultivator?" Liang Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie suspiciously, and if Qi Qiandie was doing well in the human world, he would not mention it. But after getting along for a while, Liang Mowang only felt that his niece was really... a rogue cultivator, it was a tragedy, she had no magic weapon, cultivation base, and backing, and even had to think twice about destroying a sect, for fear of being retaliated by others .

In a word, he has no integrity, the bottom line is very low, and he is very good at turning the wind. He has all the survival experience that a small person should have. It can be seen that he learned it when he was a casual cultivator and spent many years at the bottom of the cultivation world.