Diary of the poisonous brother

Being looked at by his niece as an idiot with contemptuous eyes, although Liang Mowang didn't understand why, but because he didn't want to be seen as an idiot by his niece anymore, he shut his mouth tactfully, and then silently vented his anger on the hiding place underneath. On the disciples of Jianmen.

King Liang released a big sword from the sea of ​​consciousness. Although it was a broken sword without a tip, the sword did not change its aura. It was so majestic and powerful that it attracted Qi Qian behind him. Butterfly drools.

"Chicken flavor, crunchy, KFC luxury lunch." Qi Qiandie's black eyes stared at the sword, and the black sword was flowing with red liquid, which looked like red stains on the chocolate. Jam, delicious...

With a "slap", a loud slap hit Qi Qiandie's outstretched hand.

"Bear boy! What do you want to do with my sword?" Bright Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie angrily, his beautiful big eyes were full of vigilance.

So, he didn't want to release the sword at all. If he released it, he would definitely be targeted by this brat.

If it weren't for the sword soul of my own sword that has been saying, "Boom, master doesn't love me anymore, I don't want to eat so many delicious souls, I only give them to Xiaoer, beep, I don't want to love master anymore. "

Xiaoer is naturally the sword of Yimowang, the second brother of the Liangmowang family.

The eldest brother's sword is "Boss", and the second brother's sword is "Little Two", so by analogy... Although the third is not good, it is better than the fourth.

"Bah! What's your name, Xiaosan? They're also foodies! Just now I was afraid of Little Butterfly, a brat who was so scared to death. As soon as I saw a delicious soul, I immediately cried and wanted to come out to eat." Silently vomited badly in his heart, and at the same time silently attributed the reason why his mistress became a foodie to another foodie.

It must have been bitten on the head by the eldest niece just now.

As the saying goes, make up for what is lacking, the fastest and best way to cultivate the sword soul is to eat other magic weapons or human souls, no wonder my own sword soul is not afraid of even my niece, crying and clamoring to come out to eat.

The Bright Demon King looked at the treasured sword floating in front of him, bit the tip of his tongue mercilessly, and spat out a mouthful of blood at the blade of the sword. The blade of the sword flashed suddenly, and the tip of the sword pointed to the direction of the hidden sword gate. The blade turned into the same black dragon, Dash away like lightning.

Seeing that the bright demon king's sword also rushed down, the demon dragon that was originally devouring the souls of the disciples of the Hidden Sword Sect and devouring them very happily also accelerated the speed of devouring.

All of a sudden, the two dragons started the process of devouring souls as if they were competing for each other.

Looking at the whizzing and dancing below, there were some physical collisions from time to time, and occasionally he acted like a little kid, you hit me once, and I pushed your two swords, Qi Qiandie smacked, swallowed, forced Resisting the slogan of "These delicious snacks from Wo's Wo are from Wo's", I rushed down to slap these two food-protecting puppies away, and said: "Sure enough, there are people who compete for it." There is pressure."

Qi Qiandie remembered that when he was a child, he didn’t like to eat, and he always ate slowly. Later, he was worried that when he grew up, because he ate too slowly, his mother would not be full when he went out to eat slowly, so he would borrow the little brother from the neighbor’s house. Eating with myself, and then... my eating speed immediately became as fast as if I installed a transmission gear.

"Why does competition cause pressure? It's clearly because the elder brother doesn't know how to be humble! It's true that if there is a master, there must be a sword! I don't know how to be humble to my younger brother at all! They are obviously a pair of brothers' swords made in the same furnace. Brother, but you are so cruel to younger brother." Bright Demon King corrected Qi Qiandie's words with an unhappy face.

"Ahem..." Qi Qiandie silently turned her head to the side, as if she knew something she shouldn't know, "But I have a question in my mind, that is, I don't know whether to ask or not?"

"Anyway, don't ask if I say it's inappropriate to ask, you will also ask, so you said so much just now..." Bright Demon King looked away from the two flying swords, and looked at Qi Qiandie angrily, " Can I take you as a lie?"

"I hate it, I just want to ask you and your brother, that is my brother, when you two competed when you were young, who won?" Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang and asked with a cute face.

"Hmph! I understand the fine traditional virtues of the demon world better than he does." Demon King Liang thought for a while, and replied with an arrogant and proud face.

"What do you mean by the excellent...inheriting...traditional virtues in the devil world?" Qi Qiandie asked: I always feel that there is a feeling of being unclear and so high.

"It means to be united, friendly, humble and courteous to brothers, and not to be competitive with each other." Liang Mowang's eyes widened, and he looked at Qi Qiandie with "girl, do you understand?"

Qi Qiandie nodded, and immediately showed a second understanding look.

It's not perfunctory, it's really easy to understand.

Just like when I used to play Jiansan and planted flags with my friends in the gang, I didn't win the first game, the opponent didn't lose the second game, I wanted to draw in the third game, but the opponent refused to agree, and the fourth game... the computer screen As soon as the countdown to the discussion appeared last time, I immediately sent a pop-up window to my friends. After sending it, I felt unsafe, so I sent another request to invite a video.

then……

Now that my brother has won, who will compete with a defeated opponent like you?

What?Are you not convinced?Brother is such a guy, brother is not very good at handling things, if brother offends you somewhere, then... so what?

"You don't know, my elder brother is your father, how annoying he is." It seems that because Qi Qiandie's words reminded the past, Liang Mowang looked like he had been opened up, and chattered endlessly. : "He has been lonely since he was a child, and he doesn't consider other demons at all. He is selfish and self-willed, and he doesn't take our brothers seriously. In order to cure your father, there is nothing wrong with it. Tossing... I mean, I didn't spend much time on educating him about love, but love comes and goes, and your father still looks like he doesn't like oil and salt. Later, your grandfather couldn't take it anymore and decided to be angry with his son Forget about dying, but as a good father, your grandfather feels that he can't give up treating his son so easily, so he has to save your father before he dies, so let your uncle...that's my elder brother, find a lot of chopsticks, Then call our three brothers and ask your uncle to break a chopstick..."

Before Liang Mowang finished speaking, Qi Qiandie quickly interrupted with a helpless expression: "Is the next plot going, my grandfather took out a pair of chopsticks and asked my uncle to break it, and then the uncle kept breaking it, my grandfather Take advantage of the situation and educate the three of you to say, "One chopstick is easy to break, but a pair of chopsticks is hard to break. There are many people and strength, brothers should be united", and then the three of you were moved by grandpa's words, and lived happily ever after..." 3P life ?

"Happy ass!" Bright Demon King spat forcefully, and said angrily: "The previous plot is indeed as you said, but the latter plot... your father, that monster... what the hell are you talking about?" The chopsticks are orange chopsticks forged from meteoric iron. Back then, our three brothers' cultivation base was not too high, so it would be very difficult to break one. Your father, that monster... that little fat boy, what did he eat to grow? How big? When your grandpa said, "A chopstick is easy to break, but a pair of chopsticks is hard to break", he broke a pair of chopsticks with his little fat hands. Didn't you see your grandpa's expression at that time? It's dark... tsk tsk..."

Bright Demon King patted Qi Qiandie on the shoulder with regret.

And Qi Qiandie sketched the scene at that time in his mind, and the soft "Requiem" echoed in the room, and the air was full of negative atmospheres such as solemnity, sadness, lamentation and so on.But at such a sad moment, the father whose fire of life was about to go out was still thinking about his son. He was lying on the hospital bed, tremblingly taking out a chopstick, and was about to do the last thing to the three sons kneeling in front of the bed. teaching, and then...

With the breaking of the chopsticks, the painting style of the whole room changed. Under the impact of divine songs such as "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" and "Uneasy", all solemnity, sadness, and lamentation all became funny.

"What happened next?" Qi Qiandie raised her head, looking at King Liang with a curious look on her face.

My poor cheap grandpa, wouldn't he just be so pissed off by my cheap dad?

"What a sharp person your grandfather is, how could he be choked by your father? After we left, I don't know if your grandfather vomited blood. Anyway, he didn't vomit blood at that time, but said blankly, 'Look , although the chopsticks were broken, but you have also seen that the second child also took a lot of effort, and the chopsticks prepared by the father are not enough. So it is easy to break one chopsticks, but difficult to break one chopsticks .'"

"Hehe... Grandpa is awesome... Dad... is also a ruthless person." Qi Qiandie unconsciously touched her small waist with her hand. Nima is such a ruthless person. If he knows that I am pretending to be his daughter outside, Will you let me end up with this chopstick?Cutting in half is notoriously slow and painful.Later, the reason why the punishment of beheading was abolished was because the last person who died by beheading was because he rolled on the ground after being cut in half, dipped his hand in blood, and wrote seven consecutive "miserable" characters on the ground before he died. , because the death was so miserable that even the emperor couldn't bear to hear it, so the punishment of beheading was abolished.

Just when Bright Demon King and Qi Qiandie were chatting happily, being tied aside with black energy by Bright Demon King, the seven peak masters of the Tibetan Sword Sect who seemed to have been forgotten turned out suddenly.