Diary of the poisonous brother

It seems like I haven't written a diary for a long time?

There is only one sentence in today's diary, a very simple sentence - Uncle, can you change your name?Don't call me Liang, it would be nice if you changed your name to H7N9, it fits your identity as a yellow chicken killer!

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

When Qi Qiandie returned to the mustard space with a large pile of firewood and a few pheasants, wild ducks, hares, etc., the water in the mustard space had receded.

The small island in the center of the sea was exposed, but the original small and fresh island was dyed yellow due to the impact of flooding, and even the coconut leaves were dyed yellow by the sediment in the water.

"Hey, what a nice little fresh girl, suddenly she looks like she has been abused by thugs." Qi Qiandie shook her head and muttered.

As soon as the words were finished, Qi Qiandie heard an extremely dissatisfied voice from the small wooden house behind her, "Damn girl, you will die if you use a better metaphor? Why is your head full of such yellow and violent things?" Something? Does your dad know that you are so obscene outside? "

"As long as you don't tell uncle, my dad won't know." Qi Qiandie raised her head and said in reply.

"Damn girl, hurry up and cook dinner for uncle. If it doesn't taste good, I'll tell your dad. If it tastes good, just...slow down for now." Bright Demon King yawned while talking, and then He opened the door casually, glanced at it, then closed it silently, turned his head to one side, lowered his head deeply, rubbed his forehead with his hand, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "It must be my eyesight, my little island , how can you be so obscene?"

Hearing the sound of the door opening behind him, Qi Qiandie turned around, only to find that the door was still closed, "Strange, I clearly heard the sound of the door opening, did I hear it wrong?"

Qi Qiandie frowned, and shouted at the cabin: "Uncle? Uncle? What are you doing? Come out and give me a hand... If you don't give me a hand, fold my sleeves for me so I can cook. Uncle, do you hear No!"

The one outside is my niece, so this should be my island, but... how did my island become like this?

Demon King Liang opened the door with a "touch", and looked angrily at the squatting on the beach. There were some dead chickens and ducks next to him that were bloody due to gut opening, which made the demon feel extremely disgusting when he saw it.Next to the chicken and duck corpses was a small pile of hair and some viscera that smelled fishy and made the devil want to vomit.

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you a bit hypocritical? A demon king, what are you spitting out...you're going to vomit away!" Qi Qiandie looked at standing at the door, leaning on the wall and bending over, supporting her lower abdomen with one hand and covering her stomach with the other. mouth, Liang Mowang with a sad face, "Is this necessary? Don't you just kill a chicken and a duck, do you need to vomit? Do you think you are pregnant? Even if you can have a boy, I will What did you do to you? I don’t have the ability for now.”

Although the young man is as beautiful as a flower, when he wakes up in the morning, he is not a pillar of the sky, which inevitably makes the corpse a little sad.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I just think it's too disgusting." Bright Demon King turned his head aside, bloody, disgusting, and most importantly, made his little Qingqing Island so yellow and violent, " If you kill a chicken or something, can't you kill it from a distance?"

"You dare to kill people, but you feel disgusted if you kill a chicken?" Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang with a strange face, did this guy make a mistake?Usually, killing people is like chopping chickens, and eating people is like eating jelly beans. This time, it's just to watch a chicken being killed. Why are you pretending to be a virgin here?Is the snake sick?

"I won't kill people as disgustingly as you do." Liang Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie with a disgusted face. Killing people is just a job, and cannibalism is just instinct. Who would be so perverted to kill?

What's more, people are cute like chickens?People have chicken delicious and delicious?It's not for nourishment, so I don't like to eat human flesh, it's all sour.

The Bright Demon King who didn't know that people can also be killed by some poisonous corpses, who had cooked hundreds of delicious recipes, thought angrily.

Qi Qiandie looked at the plausible Demon King Liang, and opened his mouth, but he didn't expect any strong counterattack, so he could only say bitterly: "If you have something, you won't eat it later."

"That's not good, look at you...these pots and pans are all taken out of my space, and I used my things, how can I not pay rent?" Qi Qiandie threw the finger of Liang Mowang in a mess , a beach full of rubbish of all kinds, he said triumphantly, "I don't ask for much rent, just thirty or fifty roast chickens."

"Three or fifty roast chickens? Why don't you eat them to death?" Qi Qiandie turned around with a look of resentment, grabbed a chicken, and then brought it in front of King Liang, and then grabbed the chicken's neck with both hands and gave it a hard squeeze. Breaking off, the blood splashed out from the broken part with a "push", and splashed onto the face of the Bright Demon King unexpectedly.

Looking at the Bright Demon King whose face was splashed with chicken blood, Qi Qiandie turned around and ran, turning her head while running, and laughed loudly: "Ahahahaha...you are so mad at you..."

"You damn girl..." Bright Demon King wiped his face with his hand, looked at the chicken blood on his hand, then raised his head with hatred, and looked at the girl running in the sunset, turning his head from time to time to show himself Qi Qiandie, who had a grimacing face, showed a cruel smile on his face.

In the next second, the Bright Demon King had disappeared in place.

"Yeah? Where's the person?" Seeing this, Qi Qiandie stopped immediately, looked around vigilantly, and put his hands in a defensive posture.

Fuck!Why is this guy still invisible?I hate Mingjiao the most, he hides behind his back...

Before Qi Qiandie could finish her thoughts, she suddenly felt that her back was leaning against something warm and elastic.

what!This is……

Qi Qiandie still wanted to run, but a pair of big hands came around from behind and hugged Qi Qiandie into her arms fiercely.

So I said, Mingjiao is the most annoying, stealth, go around and disarm, and then there is no more.

Qi Qiandie, who was tightly hugged by the Bright Demon King, struggled hard, but had no choice but to "a good horse is equipped with a good saddle, and weapons are not handy", just like countless heroes who were beaten to death by Mingjiao, Qi Qiandie could only helplessly. I watched myself being pushed to the ground by the Bright Demon King, then forced to turn my body around, and was forced to pose in a kneeling position, and then the skirt was lifted up, Xiaopang was torn off, the upper body was pressed hard on the ground, and at the same time, the buttocks He turned up high, and finally... started a very harmonious "papapa" movement.

"Umm...uncle...uncle, it hurts...it hurts...lightly...it hurts me to death...ah...can't you be gentle?"

"Screaming so loudly, call your sister!" Bright Demon King turned his head to look at his raised hand, then glanced at Qi Qiandie's little butt, and then turned his gaze to the one who was kneeling on the ground, holding his hand in his hands. A roast chicken was eating, and Hundan Loli who kept screaming from time to time while eating, said angrily, "I haven't started beating you yet, have I?"

"Not yet?" Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked at King Liang suspiciously.

Bright Demon King nodded with a dull expression.

Are you hitting someone?Are you teaching your niece a lesson?But why is it so yellow... Bah!Who is yellow?It's obviously just a plot that is not pornographic but violent, why is it so pornographic after it is written?

This dead loli was still barking so loudly, those who didn't know thought they had done something to him.

please!That's my niece. Although the Devil Realm doesn't care about chaos and inappropriateness, but... even if you want to do it, you have to find a cute and cute little loli, and definitely don't find this kind of bad girl Li.

Although the extraterritorial celestial demon has a long life, it is not such a waste. Being short-lived by his niece, thinking about it really makes the demon angry.

"If you didn't fight, you didn't fight. Anyway, I will fight later. Can't I practice first?" Qi Qiandie tilted her head, looking at her uncle's red and green, neither red nor green, like a traffic light "By the way, Uncle, are you still beating me? I'll put on my pants first if I don't? It's cold..."

Qi Qiandie swayed her body while talking, and the little butt also swayed in front of the Bright Demon King.

The pants are all off, so you just show this to the audience?You deserve to be bullied by brother!

"Uh..." Bright Demon King only felt a ball of white snow flashed in front of his eyes. He saw along the ball of snow, and saw a ball of snow meat that was as white as snow and as soft as cloud appeared in front of his eyes, shaking and shaking, shaking him. My eyes are almost gone, and my hands can't help but want to go up and touch it.

However, the owner of the snow meat was not conscious at all, so he just shook his two lumps of meat, shaking his nose so much that his nose started to itch, as if something was about to flow out.

"Hmph! Are you selling meat? Put on your pants! I won't beat you!" Bright Demon King stood up, and he screamed so badly before he beat himself. Then let my brother bother me?

So, I don't hit you, it's not because I love you and hate you, but because I don't want my brother to bother me, you know?

"It's fine to sell meat, but you still eat meat. If you eat so much fat, you won't be afraid to die of fat." Demon King Liang said, stretching out his paws to grab Qi Qiandie's cheeks twice.

Can't catch the ball of white snow meat, it's okay for the uncle to touch the little face of the niece, right?Soft and tender, with a flick of your finger, you can see Qi Qiandie's bulging cheeks dangling in the air like a sandbag.

"Then what... I didn't see that you wanted to hit me. Since you want to hit me... I have to eat enough to have the strength to be beaten." Qi Qiandie put on her pants, got up from the ground, and lowered her head to face him. Finger, said with grievance.

It's not that I want to grow so fat, and it's not that I want to eat so much. It's just that this body is just in puberty. Everyone knows that puberty is not only baby fat, but also just at the age of growing body, so it's easy to be hungry More is normal.

"Big fat girl!" Bright Demon King snatched the roast chicken from Qi Qiandie's hand, ignored Qi Qiandie's pitiful expression, and took a big bite of the roast chicken, "In a word, for the sake of our family's image, you are not allowed eat again."

"Why... what does the image of the family have to do with eating?" Qi Qiandie stabbed Liang Mowang's face heavily with his eye knife. I'm really blinded by your handsome face.

"If you eat a lot, you will get fat, and if you are fat, you will not look good... There is no one in our family who is handsome and beautiful, and there is no one who is not good-looking. When you go out, they are all the elites of the devil... How can there be someone like you..." Bright Demon King pinched Qi Qiandie's Xiaoyuan's face, "Where's little fat girl?"

"This is baby fat, baby fat, do you understand? What kind of little fat girl?" I'm not even a girl, and I'm still fat!What eyes, even a man and a woman can't tell the difference, doomed to a lonely life.

"Actually, when I go out, many little girls are jealous of me. They are jealous that my baby fat is cute and beautiful." Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang and snorted unhappily.

In my own world, many female stars who debuted at a young age, such as a certain Bingbing, or a certain Xiaolongnv, all had a baby-fat face when they first debuted.

"A lot of little girls are jealous that you have one more chin than them?" Bright Demon King smiled and raised his eyebrows, looking coldly at Qi Qiandie, who was choking instantly because of his words, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Little sample, bickering with my lord?You're still a little bit young, unless your dad is about the same.

Of course, your dad has never bickered, he has always been very straightforward...fighting demons.

His brother is much more vicious than him, so he just whipped his butt with the sole of his shoe or something, but his brother can use a whip, the kind soaked in salt water and with barbs, it can directly take a piece of your flesh off with one whip.

Such a cruel brother, but there are so many blind girls who like him?Not only did she fall in love with the girls, but she even had a wife and daughter?Of course, having a daughter-in-law is not necessarily related to having a daughter-in-law, and it is possible to have a daughter without a daughter-in-law. Seeing how the second brother is like, it doesn't seem like he will find a daughter-in-law for himself.

How troublesome it is for a daughter-in-law to take care of things like this!

But... If you marry a daughter-in-law and have such a soft and cute little loli as your daughter, it's actually not impossible.

"Why is your mouth so poisonous? You won't be able to find a wife." Qi Qiandie got up from the ground, patted the ashes on her body, and said angrily.

"What does it matter to you if I can't find a wife? My brother doesn't care about me, you care about me?" Liang Mowang snorted coldly, and took back what he said just now. Mo finds it very annoying. If it wasn't because he couldn't beat Loli's father to death, he would have killed Loli with one bite?

"Go! Go ahead and cook for me, I'm hungry." Liang Mowang gnawed on the roast chicken, pointed at Qi Qiandie and said, "Also, don't let your chicken feathers and blood all over the place, Otherwise, I'll just..." Bright Demon King thought for a while, but sadly found that he really had nothing to frighten this loli, so he said with a resentful face: "Your storage bag, I don't Give it back to you."

"You...spiritless!" Qi Qiandie gritted her teeth, glared at Liang Mowang hard, her aggrieved eyes turned around on her roast chicken, she pursed her mouth with tears in her eyes, and continued to complete her unfinished work. Work.

Although Qi Qiandie has the Jiansan cooking system, the food made by the cooking system will add spiritual power, and no matter what the dish is, it is a three-second quick cooking method, and it cannot be shown to others. The kitchen where chickens butcher ducks.

But fortunately, as a senior otaku, Qi Qiandie used to cook in the kitchen when he was at home, and later he did not cook less in Tianyijiao and Zangjianmen. Well, a cultivator will often run around all over the world, not always able to find restaurants or kitchens, and deliberately learn the knowledge of survival in the wild, so it is not a problem for him to simply cook a few small dishes.

Four dishes and one soup, one wild duck soup, one fried diced chicken, one spicy rabbit meat, one fried green vegetables, plus a delicious beggar's chicken, served with a bowl of Ling rice, the devil once again germinated to find a wife idea.

It doesn't matter if you don't look for a wife. It's fine to have a daughter who is so cute, no, no, no, even if she is not cute at all, but she can cook.

"Uncle, eat less, eating too much and getting fat will affect our family's image." Qi Qiandie looked at Liang Mo Wang who was about to lick the plate clean, and whispered what Liang Mo Wang said about himself just now, to persuade the other party.

Although, for a chef, it's nice to have someone who likes the food he cooks.

But...

I haven't eaten a bite yet, give me a bite.

Qi Qiandie swallowed her saliva, and stretched out her chopsticks to a piece of rabbit meat in Liang Mowang's bowl—it ​​wasn't that he was rude, but because the other party was very rude. Row into his own bowl.I don't know what kind of magic weapon his bowl is. Anyway, I put all four dishes with so many dishes in the bowl, and it didn't overflow at all.

"Your uncle, I just want to gain weight. Gaining weight is what you young people have." Liang Mowang patted off Qi Qiandie's chopsticks with his chopsticks familiarly, and pointed to the only plate of vegetables left on the table, "Children Everyone, why eat so much meat? Eat more vegetables, vegetables are a treasure, and eating more vegetables is good for your health."

"Vegetables are a treasure, so I'll leave it to my uncle, my niece, and I'll just eat meat." Qi Qiandie held out her chopsticks at King Liang unwillingly.

"Hehe..." Hearing his niece even address him as "you", the Demon King involuntarily shuddered with goosebumps.

no!Loli is too thick-skinned, and she doesn't look like his father at all. If it were his father, he would either run away or kill someone with a sword if he was angry with me, but this dead loli is still calm and fine. Brushing the lower limit is not fuel-efficient at all.

"After dinner, let's go to the hidden sword gate." Bright Demon King decided to change the subject.

"Go to hide the sword gate? What are you doing?" Qi Qiandie was taken aback, wasn't she eating?Why did the topic suddenly shift here?What are you doing to hide at Jianmen?Chicken?Or is it a base?No matter what kind of behavior it is, it is not suitable for brother to do well.

Didn't I say it before, the little boy is as beautiful as a flower, and when he wakes up in the morning, he doesn't stand up to the sky.

My brother is still too young.

What?You said that you don't need to consider age when you are gay?Soul light!Brother is attacking!

"What are you doing? Of course it's revenge! Ye Shaobai, how dare you seal me up? I'm going to kill his whole family!" Bright Demon King sneered, a flash of light flashed in his eyes, and all of a sudden, his whole body was filled with momentum, and his long hair flew flying , the clothes on his body are even more windless and automatic, hunting.

Seeing the rare domineering, handsome and cool appearance of the Bright Demon King, Qi Qiandie blinked, then silently turned her head to the side.

Please, when you say this kind of "kill the whole family" line, don't take a chicken leg while you say it, okay?It seems unconvincing to say.

"I want to say that Ye Shaobai has been missing for a long time." Qi Qiandie kindly reminded: "If you want to seek revenge from him, it may be... a little difficult."

"Nonsense! Of course I know he's missing. If he doesn't disappear, I won't go to him... Cough cough cough..." Damn it!He almost said the truth by accident, "I mean, he is not missing, he is afraid of me, so he hid out. Ye Shaobai! You coward!"

"Uh..." Qi Qiandie, who felt as if she had heard something she shouldn't have heard, lowered her head and silently picked up the rice in the bowl. I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything, I'm your niece, so Don't kill me, uncle.

"But it doesn't matter, the monk can't run away from the temple if he can run away. Since he is missing, the sect he established by himself should be useless, right?" King Liang didn't notice his niece's expression, he was still immersed in his own thoughts, aggressive The murderous intent is overwhelming, and of course the chicken leg has not been forgotten, "This time I will steal his roots, destroy his door, and let him die in the ground without peace."

Listening to the rare title of "My Lord" given by King Liang, even though she knew that her persuasion probably wouldn't work, Qi Qiandie still wanted to try again, not because of her love for the incense in the hidden sword gate for a few years. For the sake of my own snacks, I have to give it a try myself, "No...you don't have to do this? What is your identity, Uncle? What is the identity of Zangjianmen? The highest level of the group of little yellow chickens is a little Nascent Soul, Is it interesting to kill? Even if it is interesting to kill, how ugly is it to say it? Are you not afraid that people will say you and bully children while the adults are away?"

After estimating the character of the Demon King Liang, Qi Qiandie knew that if he directly persuaded the Demon King Liang to kill less evil, he would probably only be slobbered by the other party, but if he used the aggressive method instead, according to the proud nature of the Demon King Liang, he said Might not change your mind.

"Hearing what you said, there is some truth to it." Bright Demon King frowned slightly, looking at Qi Qiandie with a hint of hesitation on his face.

Hearing what King Liang said, Qi Qiandie was overjoyed, and was about to speak a few more words of persuasion, when King Liang continued to say: "It's wrong to bully the small with the big, but fortunately, I didn't plan to kill the small one myself." Hidden sword door."