Diary of the poisonous brother

One day, I asked Qingyuan, Qingyuan, why are all the cultivation sects on the mountain?None of them are by the sea?Why are all cultivation sects located in cold places?None in the tropics?

According to Qingyuan, it can be explained scientifically, because this is because the temperature is too high, and the body loses water quickly, which leads to a higher blood drug concentration ratio (especially the concentration of carbon dioxide), such as poor appetite (it is too hot to eat casually) full), unwillingness to work and other issues (especially tropical noon, can’t do that at all, too hot), and no need for work (sprinkle a handful of seeds in the ground, and you can wait for the day to eat, and the seeds are ripe It’s fast), if you’re really hungry, you can pick up two overripe bananas that fall from the beach in Shanghai to fill you up.

People who live under this kind of living conditions sleep when they are full, eat when they are full, and are already fine if they don’t sleep every day. How can it be possible to cultivate desperately?Not to mention cultivation, just to say that in the history of mankind, have you ever seen a powerful country or civilization in the tropics?

Of course, none of the above is the most important.

I asked again, what is the most important thing?

According to Qingyuan, the most important thing is a short and thin monk with a straw hat, a bare upper body, a big wreath around his neck, and a straw floral skirt on his lower body, showing his teeth with a smile. Readers can’t accept it.

Without readers, there will be no market; without market, there will be no small money; without small money, there will be no writers willing to write, so this is the real reason why all cultivation sects live on mountains, often on snow-capped mountains.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Qi Qiandie opened her eyes wide and looked at the fat man, only to see the fat man struggling desperately, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, but he couldn't make any sound.The smooth skin is aging at a speed visible to the naked eye, the moisture is disappearing, the flesh and blood are disappearing, the obese figure is rapidly drying up, and soon becomes a bone wrapped in wrinkled skin.

Qi Qiandie originally thought it was over, but suddenly found a faint ball of light flying out of the fat man's wide open mouth.

As soon as the little light ball flew out, the Bright Demon King immediately let go of the fat man who had just stopped breathing, grabbed the little light ball, threw it into his mouth, and swallowed it without even chewing.

"Third Uncle, do you even eat human souls?" Qi Qiandie's eyes widened in surprise. Although he also cannibalized, poisonous corpses can only eat human flesh and blood. For things like souls, I can only say that I am from the science fiction department and you are from the fantasy department. We are not in the same style of painting, "Is the soul delicious?" Qi Qiandie licked her lips and looked at the other people with a salivating expression, "Third uncle, Ren Everyone wants it~"

"Go! Don't call me third uncle, goosebumps are falling out!" Liang Mowang was shocked by Qi Qiandie's strong emotion, even the wavy lines in a figurative tone, turned his wrist, and a star appeared in his palm. Dice, carved from the finest Hetian jade, with red dots on each face that look like red beans, "white jade exquisite dice."

"Huh? Third Uncle? What is this? Do you want to give this to your niece as compensation? This is so bad, a family, and relatives, I... um..."

Qi Qiandie hadn't finished the courtesy, when she realized that her eyes were dark, and after a while of dizziness, she came to a weird place.

This is a small island.

Qi Qiandie stood on the golden beach with a puzzled expression, looking at the blue sea in the distance, the water and the sky were the same color, and the mist was vast.

Gently closing her eyes, feeling the gentleness of the breeze blowing on her face, Qi Qiandie sniffled slightly, and could easily tell what the bursts of sweetness accompanied by the breeze were.

Coconuts, mangoes, bananas, oranges, pineapples... ouch!And the grapes that this poisonous corpse loves.

Qi Qiandie suddenly opened her eyes. Her face, which is always laughing and joking, was full of determination, seriousness, and earnestness. There was a small flame dancing in her black eyes, and her small mouth was tightly pursed. It took a long time to use it. A voice almost muttering to himself said: "The next war will be a long, serious and protracted life-and-death war. In order to win the final victory of this war, I can only do whatever it takes to temporarily put aside all worries and take Out of my own, the greatest... foodie spirit."

Bet on your reputation as a foodie, go for it!

Qi Qiandie ran towards the various fruit trees on the shore, especially the tall coconut trees, which were delicate and straight, and full of fruits, as if they would fall when the wind blows.

With a coconut in his left hand and a mango in his right hand, he ate a banana first and then blew an orange, forcing the bright demon king who was watching a play outside to roll his eyes.

In order to achieve the goal of monopolizing those few small foundations, Liang Mowang locked his little niece in his mustard space Bai Yulinglong dice regardless of family affection. I came here to make Qi Qiandie suffer.But the plan did not change quickly, and Qi Qiandie didn't suffer, but instead opened a door to the new century for the Bright Demon King.

"Originally that was called a banana? It turns out that bananas are peeled and eaten? The second brother is funny, and he said that he fried it...haha... That coconut, the eldest brother and the second brother, last time they ate the pulp... "

The Bright Demon King laughed so hard that tears were about to fall out. The two elder brothers actually said that their space was poor and the environment was not good at all.

Looking at it like this, King Liang felt that his little niece was becoming more and more cute, and even the unrestrained and rude eating of the little niece was extremely cute.

"Good niece, don't eat, it's time to change." Bright Demon King jumped into the space, looked at Qi Qiandie who was holding a big orange and said with a smile.

"Change? What's the change?" Qi Qiandie raised his head, some yellow orange juice was smeared on his pretty face, but he couldn't care about it at all.

This is a good spiritual fruit. Although it is not the kind in the myth, eating one that increases the power of a hundred years, it is definitely faster than Jiuhua Yulu pills, and the taste is also very good, sweet and watery. Ordinary fruit tastes much better.

The only trouble is that eating fruit is too bloated, and a petite loli like me really can't eat so much.

But...can't be wasted...I still have to hold on...

Looking at Qi Qiandie, who was clearly stuffed into his throat by food, rolled his eyes from choking, and wanted to stuff his stomach with all his might, the Bright Demon King resisted his urge to roll his eyes, and grabbed the orange in Qi Qiandie's hand He snatched it up, threw it on the ground, and explained angrily: "The Baiyu Linglong Dice not only has four seasons of climate, but also uses the aura of heaven and earth to automatically arrange six formations."

"Six formations? What is that?" Qi Qiandie asked blankly.

Does it matter to him?Not to mention the six formations, even the eight formations have nothing to do with me.After all, this mustard space is not his own.

"Among the six formations, except for the Liuhe formation we are in now, which is safe and secure, each of the other formations is full of murderous intentions. People in the mustard space may be killed if they don't pay attention. I really have to die in it." Bright Demon King said in a gloomy voice.

Qi Qiandie, who was already full and fell asleep when she was full, was already drowsy. After hearing the words of King Liang, her spirit was shocked, and she almost jumped up from the ground, "Such a dangerous place, then you still throw me in? I want to go out?"

"Go out? How is that possible? Uncle, I still count on you to help me kill monsters." Liang Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie, with a sinister smile on his face like a banished immortal.

Oops!not good!

As soon as Qi Qiandie shook this thought, she saw a hand made of smoke stretched out from behind Demon King Liang, which was the hand that ate the fat man just now.

Ya Mie Die!What do you want to do to the pure and lovely little Zhengtai?

Qi Qiandie ran wildly all the way, but he exhausted all his strength, dodged left and right, and even used the S-shaped route, but the level of the two was too low, he thought his movements were as fast as lightning , in the eyes of the Bright Demon King, it is no different from crawling with a turtle.

Just stretching out his hand lightly, he easily grabbed the lapel of Qi Qiandie's back.

"Hey, hey, hey! Let me down! Let me down!" Qi Qiandie struggled hard, saw that she was breaking away from King Liang's hand, and then switched to the soft policy, crying in a "woo hoo" voice: "Uncle ~ dear Third Uncle~ The meat from the Ren family’s family is dead~ The meat from the Ren family’s family is not tasty~”

"Who said I'm going to eat you?" Bright Demon King looked at his poor niece, took out a mirror with a depressed face, and looked at himself in the mirror, white clothes like snow, golden crown and hair, good looks, healthy body Zhuang, no matter how you look at it, he is a rare and beautiful young man in the world. How could he be regarded as a cannibal by his own niece... Well, I would occasionally eat people and make a tooth sacrifice or something, but my niece I really haven't eaten.

"It's just that I haven't eaten it, maybe I will... think... um..." Qi Qiandie retorted in a pitiful tone.

"Shut up!" Bright Demon King roared, could it be that his magic product has been corrupted to such an extent?Even little loli didn't believe what he said?It's true that my aunt can bear it, but my uncle can't.

Qi Qiandie closed her eyes, her big black eyes swiveling darkly, and she slapped one after another, but she was strangled to death one by one in her stomach.

In the face of absolute strength, any tricks and schemes are clever, and there is no way to defeat the Bright Demon King.

"What should I do?" Qi Qiandie was biting her lower lip, frowning and meditating hard, when she suddenly let go of her lapel, her whole body immediately fell down.

Before Qi Qiandie fell to the ground, he suddenly felt a strong force hit his buttocks, and then there was a burst of burning pain from his little butt, and his body flew out to the sky involuntarily.

If it was in the cartoon, before turning into a shooting star in the sky, Qi Qiandie would definitely shout, "I will definitely come back!"

But this is in the third dimension, let alone Qi Qiandie's heart is desperate to come back again, even the reality forces him to say this.

Bai Yulinglong's dice has changed!

The hot sun, covered by a huge dark cloud, turned from day to night in a short while.

Qi Qiandie, who was half lying on the "Qing Luopa" and eating snacks, suddenly sat up and looked around in horror.

Darkness is not scary, why would a poisonous corpse be afraid of darkness?

The frightening thing is that the cool summer wind, which was originally just a gentle breeze, turned into a hurricane gradually, and the sea became no longer calm.

The strong wind whipped up big waves, hitting the protective cover of "Qing Ropa" one after another.

"Fuck! Is this asking me to play the fantasy version of "Youth Pi"?" Qi Qiandie was silent, and released a cute, pug-sized tiger from the pet box.

This little tiger is called "Auspicious Tiger". It is the first year of Jiansan's service opening in 08. It was a pet obtained by smashing a jar during the New Year. It is also the first pet that Jiansan released.

Of course, Qi Qiandie didn't really want to stage the fantasy version of "Youth Pie". He recruited Jixianghu, but he just used Jixianghu's ability to give himself a few buffs that increased blood and mana.

For some reason, Qi Qiandie always felt that he was going to get into big trouble next time.

For this reason, he even did not hesitate to cut his internal strength to Lijing, gave himself a big refreshment, stuffed a bunch of medicines and snacks into his mouth, and even set up a extravagant banquet, all of which were full of blood and blood. Blue plus various defenses.

Just after finishing all this, when he was about to switch his internal strength back to mending the sky, he saw a flash of light in the sky, and then a thunder fell from the sky, striking the sea not far to his left.

The deafening thunder rumbled, as if hitting Qi Qiandie's ear.

Qi Qiandie was terrified. As a human being, of course he was not afraid of thunder. Thunder and lightning are the nemesis of all evil. As long as he does not commit suicide, take measures to avoid lightning, obediently hide in the house, and do not run around, thunder is not will come and chop him.

But now he is in the body of a poisonous corpse, and he lives by absorbing the negative energy from the world of heaven and earth. The sky thunder that suppresses evil is simply his nemesis.

"This is the first formation of Baiyu Linglong's dice—the sky thunder formation." The words of Liang Mowang rang in Qi Qiandie's ears very clearly, "The sky thunder in the sky thunder formation is directly from the nine layers of heaven. The sky thunder is summoned from outside, the power is infinite and the effect is astonishing, it can instantly destroy all targets within the range, so... if you are struck by the sky thunder, you will be disabled even if you are not dead."

"Hundan! Do you have any grudges against you?" Qi Qiandie looked at the sky in horror, hundreds of thunder snakes were looming in the dark clouds, if they were all hacked down, she would be hacked to pieces of.

"Little niece, don't worry, uncle won't let you die easily." Bright Demon King chuckled and said.

It's just that what he promised, in Qi Qiandie's ears, suddenly had another meaning.

Won't you let brother die easily?That is to slowly grind brother to death?

"A misfortune is a blessing, a blessing is a misfortune. Although this great formation is powerful, it will also give birth to extremely rare monsters. These monsters are stronger and more terrifying than the monsters from the outside world, but the taste is also... It’s delicious and nourishing.” Although I don’t see him, but the mouth of Liang Mowang, full of good memories, and the voice of swallowing involuntarily when he mentioned the deliciousness of monsters, Qi Qiandie, who is a foodie, can’t help it. The brain filled with the delicacy of monsters.

"It's really... Bah! No matter how beautiful and beautiful it is, I won't be able to trade it with my life." Qi Qiandie firmly refused.

Don't underestimate the dignity of a foodie!

"If you don't want to change, you have to change! Kill a thousand monsters, get their demon pills and bring them back to me, and I will let you enter the island, or you will slowly float outside the island." Bright Demon King snorted coldly, Since softness is not enough, it can only be hard.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Sitting on the "Qing Luopa", Qi Qiandie cried.

Accompanied by his cry, there were countless roars of giant beasts that descended naturally along with the sky thunder.

These giant beasts were about ten feet in size, each of them was tall and burly, and they rushed towards Qi Qiandie with their hands raised high, "owing", trying to make Qi Qiandie, who was already very cute and pitiful, even more pitiful.

"It's so scary!" Qi Qiandie screamed, while pulling out the sword given to her by Yi Mowang, and slapped one of the giant beasts.

With a sound of "snap", the giant beast, which was dozens of heads taller than Qi Qiandie, was like a paper man, and was easily sent flying far away by Qi Qiandie's sword.

"It's terrible!" Qi Qiandie screamed again, aiming at the other giant beast's... I don't know if it was the head.

There was a flash of blood, and the giant beast that was supposed to be as hard as iron was split in half by him from top to bottom very easily.

Qi Qiandie sucked it in with one hand, and a fist-sized demon pill, glowing red, flew out of the giant beast's body and landed on his hand.

"Actually...it's very easy..."

With two blows in a row, Qi Qiandie easily defeated the two giant beasts, and Qi Qiandie regained a little self-confidence.

Under the thunder and lightning, Qi Qiandie, who was full of confidence, waved his sword intent chicly, beheading giant beasts one after another.

Well, it looks beautiful.

But... Elementary school students all know that when there is thunder, don't walk around outside, don't hide under trees, and don't carry any metal objects, otherwise it will be easy to be struck by lightning.

In the past, Qi Qiandie never knew what kind of material Yi's sword was made of. Not only is it so easy to use, but it can also be used as a power bank.

But today, Qi Qiandie finally found out... What kind of material is Ye Guanyi's sword made of, but it must be metal.

When Qi Qiandie was dealing with a giant beast on the left, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and slammed on his back, instantly blasting Qi Qiandie's back to a bloody mess, exposing the bones.

Take the sword!Change weapons!

A purple-white light fell on Qi Qiandie's back, and instantly repaired the back that had a big hole in it, and repaired it intact. Except for the clothes that were damaged by lightning, there was nothing visible on the white and smooth back. Traces of being struck by lightning.

Little girl, do you still have this hand?I underestimated him.

A certain devil who had been paying attention to Qi Qiandie, let go of his heart with a chuckle, let go of the hand that had been kneaded into the formula, picked up the cut orange next to him, and lay back on his huge rocking chair, looking Looking at the good show going on outside the island's protective cover, he showed a satisfied smile.

To be able to exercise my niece's fighting ability, and to be able to find enough demon pills to treat myself, this is really a double-winner.

Xiao Liangliang, you are so smart.

A certain devil is spending his vacation leisurely here, but the battle in the sky is still going on.

Qi Qiandie didn't know how long he had been killing, nor how many giant beasts he had killed. He just instinctively swung his sword, beheading the giant beasts that rushed towards him one after another.

Kill monsters!Take the demon pill!Kill monsters again!Take the demon pill!

The repeated mechanical movements made Qi Qiandie forget about hunger, time, fatigue, and her level.

Or how to put it, killing monsters and upgrading is the fastest way.

As the level gets higher and higher, it becomes easier and easier for Qi Qiandie to kill giant beasts. Although he is still occasionally struck by thunder, as long as he is not directly hit at the vital point, Qi Qiandie finds that he can ignore it. The wound, relying on the aura of heaven and earth and the recovery ability of the body itself, can also heal the wound easily.

Moreover, the place hit by lightning will be much more resistant to lightning than the place not hit by lightning. Even if the same powerful lightning hits it next time, the damage caused to Qi Qiandie will be greater than that of Qi Qiandie. It was much lower than the previous time.

Heavenly Thunder Body Tempering!This is walking a tightrope!If you play well, you will succeed in quenching your body, if you don't play well, you will...

Qi Qiandie is like a dancer on the tip of a knife, forcibly enduring the lightning strike into her body, the painful, sore and speechless pain, carefully allowing herself to be attacked by some who don't seem to be very imposing. , struck by the inconspicuous lightning.

But such a small thunderbolt is enough for a poisonous corpse that has been crushed to death by thunderbolt from head to neck.

Qi Qiandie's place was already chaotic enough, but there is a saying that "it's not a big deal to watch the excitement", so he heard the voice of Liang Mowang in his ear again.

If possible, Qi Qiandie really wants to throw this guy back into the magic stone again, or at least put him on the blacklist of 360 mobile phones, so that his voice can no longer be as loud as it is now, sometimes like The voice of ghosts usually rings in his ears.

"My niece, let me tell you... Bai Yu Linglong Dice has four formations of Gemini, Earth Mansion, Four Elephants, and Five Elements besides the Liuhe Formation that can't hurt anyone and the Heavenly Thunder Formation that you are in now. The changes of each formation are different, but the only certainty is that they are all powerful and lethal, so third uncle feels, you need to be more careful next time, niece."