Diary of the poisonous brother

A few days ago, Mr. Qingyuan and I recalled my lost youth.

I was very excited and said to Mr. Qingyuan, "Dear, do you know? In fact, my brother used to be very good at using guns."

"Oh~ what about now?" Lord Qingyuan asked impatiently holding back his anger.

"Now..." I turned my head, glanced at Mr. Qingyuan with a gloomy expression, looked down at his lower body, and said sadly and aggrievedly: "Now I have a lot of experience of being stabbed by guns..."

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

In the world of comprehension, real money is not easy to use.But spirit stones are very useful, especially what Qi Qiandie is holding, which is rarer than low-grade spirit stones, but richer in spirit energy than low-grade spirit stones. Middle-grade spirit stones are even more eye-catching I can't even open it.

The spiritual stone in Qi Qiandie's hand is still a little spiritual stone that he has worked hard for three years (da) chivalrous (jia) battle (jie) righteousness (she), and he has finally saved a little spiritual stone. He only has such a little spiritual stone in total. stone.

If it weren't for the next plan, Qi Qiandie, who is more used to the Chinese character of "not showing off wealth", would not do such things as show off and love to show off.

"How about it? Do you want to!" Qi Qiandie played with the middle-grade spirit stones in his hand, pouring these spirit stones from his left hand to his right hand, and then from his right hand to his left hand. Every time he poured them, he would hear the heavy breathing in the inn Voice.

No wonder these people reacted so fiercely. This is a low-level spirit world with an average level of no more than forty. Many people only have spirit beads and standard spirit stones, not even low-grade spirit stones, let alone middle-level spirit stones with better quality. Grade Lingshi, apart from the core disciples in the great sect, few people can own it.

As for top-grade spirit stones, they already belonged to legends.

"This is the tragedy of being born in a low-level world. You are also a human being, but because the resources in the spirit world are too poor, even if you have excellent aptitude, it will be difficult for you to achieve great achievements in the future."

Satisfied with everyone's reactions, Qi Qiandie smiled and pretended to be a local tyrant while silently sighing in her heart.

"Grandma, what do you want me to do?" Xiao Er was full of love and resentment in his heart, and his smile was very real.

What I love is that this is a middle-grade spirit stone. If I have such a large number, I will post it.

The complaint is, grandma, how nice it is for you to take it out in private, and take it out in front of so many people, look at those green eyes around you, how embarrassing you are for me.

"Hmm..." Qi Qiandie tilted her head, propped her chin with her left index finger, and held those coveted middle-grade spirit stones with her right hand. Her two delicate eyebrows were tightly frowned, and she said after a while: "I I ran out secretly. Although my parents and relatives didn’t know that I was here, for safety’s sake, I don’t want others to find out about my whereabouts. So if someone comes to me, you must say that you don’t have me here. understand?"

"Understood, understood!" Xiaoer nodded hurriedly, fixed her fiery eyes on the medium-grade spirit stone in Qi Qiandie's hand, and said with a flattering smile, "Anything else I can order? Auntie."

"Well... not for the time being... I want to take a shower, change clothes and eat. You will lead the way, take me back to the room, bring me water and food, and serve me. I will..." Qi Qiandie smiled slightly, Put the mid-grade spirit stones back into the Qiankun bag, grabbed a handful of low-grade spirit stones, and threw them into Xiao Er's arms, "Serve me well, there are more."

Damn!You can earn such a small amount of money by taking water and food along the way. For this kind of thing, I want to say... Take me with you.

Resisting the urge to rush up and snatch back the Lingshi, Qi Qiandie followed Xiao Er and walked into the west courtyard of the inn.

This is a separate yard. There are trees and flowers in the yard, and there are stone tables and chairs under the trees for people to enjoy the scenery. It can be seen that staying here for one night is not cheap.

If Qi Qiandie came here with his real identity, he would definitely be reluctant to pay out Lingshi to live in such a high-end inn, but he can't help but play the role of the brainless Bai Fumei who has run away from home.

"The east is respected and the west is cheap! Who lives in the east yard? My aunt wants to live in the east!" Brainless Bai Fumei pointed to the east yard, and said angrily, "That yard seems to be better than my aunt's! What? Are you looking down on my aunt, or are you looking down on my aunt, thinking that my aunt can't afford the money?" Bai Fumei squinted at Xiao Er with a murderous look, and said with a sneer, "Tell you, my father is the head of the Minghai sect. oh……"

Brainless Bai Fumei casually compiled the glorious resume of her father, Jin Dan, while wondering whether she had said this paragraph just now. If she had said this paragraph just now, would the current paragraph and the one just mentioned be different? Self slap.

never mind!Anyway, since he slapped his face, this Xiaoer didn't dare to point it out!

"It turns out that the head of the Minghai faction is your aunt, your father. I have heard of this real person's name for a long time, but I have never had the chance to meet him. I never thought that Sansheng would be lucky enough to meet the real person's beloved daughter here today." Xiao Er slammed Qi Qiandie's "father" without a word. Although he had never heard of the "Ming Hai School", it did not prevent him from boasting vigorously, exaggerating, with vivid expressions and flattering words. It was enough to make Qi Qiandie, the "daughter", get goosebumps all over her body, "If I had known that you would come to our small shop, grandma, I would definitely give you the east side. But this is not dare to look at it, it is decided first So I have to wrong you to live in the west."

"I don't care! I have to live on the west side!" Brainless Bai Fumei shook her head vigorously, and said dissatisfied with an expression of "I don't care, I don't care".

"This..." There was a hint of hesitation on Xiaoer's face.

"I'll give you how much you want, anyway, my aunt wants to live in the east!" Brainless Bai Fumei slammed the Qiankun bag on the table, and said to Xiao Er arrogantly: "Go and tell the people in the east that I want to live in the east." To exchange houses with them, my aunt can pay double... no... triple the price."

Brain-damaged Bai Fumei is not scary, what is scary is that this brain-damaged Bai Fumei is not only brain-dead, but also very cruel and unreasonable.

Under the attack of the brainless Bai Fumei's golden bullet, Xiao Er had to go to the East Courtyard once. After spending a long time drooling, he finally succeeded in changing the yard, and then...

"Forget it! My parents said that it's always good to be at home, but it's difficult to go out for a while. Being outside is no better than being at home. You have to be humble and modest, don't mess around, don't argue with others, so..." Brainless Bai Fumei took a look and began to enter a petrified state Xiao Er, slowly made the last cut, "I'd better live in the west courtyard."

Fuck!Are you kidding me?I have already agreed with others to change the room at double the price, so that I can quote four times the price to you, a stinky girl, and take the opportunity to make a small profit. As a result, you damn girl... all your pants are off, show me this.

Seeing Qi Qiandie who walked into the room on her own, expressing that she wanted to rest, Xiaoer pushed her chin with the palm of her hand, forcing her mouth to close in the shape of an "O" for a long time, and turned around angrily, He is going to find a few friends to join him - 818 is hot and contradictory, pretending to be a rich and stupid Bai Fumei without money.

Does Bai Fumei need to care about Diaosi's anger?

Of course not!What Bai Fumei needs to care about now is whether lack of sleep will affect the quality of the skin.

Qi Qiandie went back to the room and set up the twelve zodiac signs, and quickly recruited the croaks, and switched it to automatic attack mode to ensure that when there was an enemy attack, the croaks would automatically fight monsters, and finally added a phoenix Gu to climb Go into bed to catch up on sleep.

Maybe it was because she was really tired from the journey these days, when Qi Qiandie woke up, she found that the sky was still bright, but it was already dusk.

Woke up, went out for a stroll in the market town, bought some comprehension novels, and bought some snacks, and by the way kept the roads and trails of Baihuaji in mind, Qi Qiandie walked back to the inn by moonlight.

Although I scoured Xiao Er severely in the morning, this guy is obviously more professional than Qi Qiandie, or he has no lower limit. When he saw Qi Qiandie coming in, he immediately greeted him with a smile, "Grandma, come back!" gone?"

"Well, I'm back." Qi Qiandie nodded, looked at Xiao Er who was smiling too attentively, secretly vigilant in her heart, but her face didn't show, and she said, "Has anyone come to see me?"

"No... Absolutely not." Xiao Er shook his head and replied.

"It's fine if I don't have one. I'm tired. I'll go back and rest first. You can bring dinner to my room later. I want one for dinner..." Qi Qiandie said, ordering twenty or thirty dishes in one go. Cai said with a lot of meaning: "That's all for now, other more precious things, I don't think there will be any in a small place like yours."

"This... aunt, to be honest, the small shop doesn't have any of the fried rice with anchovies gallbladder, steamed crystal pipa animal eggs, and five-flavored animal meat porridge you ordered." Xiaoer said with a embarrassed expression.

"No? I ordered some home-cooked dishes that I eat at home, but you don't have any here?" Qi Qiandie raised her voice and looked at Xiao Er with disbelief. Seeing the other party's embarrassed face, she sighed In a low tone, he said weakly: "Forget it, I won't serve if there is no one, and replace the dishes with..." Qi Qiandie ordered another twenty dishes in one breath.

After carefully listening to Qi Qiandie's request, Xiaoer replied with a bitter face again, "Not this one either."

Xiao Er is going crazy, the dishes you mentioned are all spirit beasts, spirit beast meat.Eat good things that can increase aura. If a small shop like ours had such good things, we would have opened a shop in Yangzhou City long ago. Why are we still staying in a small place like Baihuaji?

"Neither this, nor that, what kind of shop do you open, what kind of business do you do?" Qi Qiandie looked at Xiao Er angrily, took a few breaths, showed a hint of impatience on his face, and said with a rare patience : "Since there are none, how about acacia crisps, Wugeng rice cakes, steamed rattlesnake meat..." Qi Qiandie ordered more than a hundred dishes at one go, and said in a angry tone: "If you have any of these dishes, come here A little... not this?"

Looking at Xiao Er who was nodding his head honestly, Qi Qiandie let out a strange cry, and then said like a discouraged ball: "No such thing! No such thing! It's nothing you want! Forget it! That's a bit Just order whatever you want, and send dozens of the best dishes in your store."

After Qi Qiandie finished speaking, she lowered her head and returned to the room with a mournful expression on her face.

As soon as she returned to the room, the expressions of sadness, loneliness, and arrogance on Qi Qiandie's face immediately disappeared, and her eyes turned to the incense burner on the table.

The incense burner emitted light smoke, and a sweet but not greasy fragrance came out of the incense burner and came straight to Qi Qiandie's mouth and nose.

"It's kind of interesting...the first-class purple crisp fragrance...it's different from ordinary mist incense. The advantage is that monks below the foundation stage can put one in one, and after waking up, there is absolutely no nausea and headache of ordinary mist incense; The downside is...it's too expensive." Qi Qiandie walked to the incense burner, took two mouthfuls of purple crisp incense, and said intoxicated, "You can only buy a small piece of high-quality incense with low-grade spirit stones for 50 yuan. It's worth the money."

After finishing speaking, Qi Qiandie walked up to the candle again, staring at the flickering candle, as if thinking of something, suddenly smiled and said: "Aphrodisiac candle is not used anymore? Damn loli beast! How dare you use it?" Such a cruel thing, deal with such a cute little loli like me!"

Aphrodisiac candles, hence the name Siyi, are aphrodisiac candles. When the candle is lit, it will produce a colorless and odorless gas, which is fine for people to smell. It will not be like ordinary aphrodisiacs, which will be used when people are hungry and thirsty.But if at this time, unfortunately, there is a opposite sex next to you, then you only need him to hook up casually, and you will obediently take the bait, and actively push the person away.

After pushing it, I still feel... Ouch, I was too impulsive last night. The moon must have caused trouble, making you look so beautiful that I couldn't control it at all.

"This thing is good! After being a beast, you can still pretend to be a victim!" Good things, of course you have to keep them for yourself... No, as a righteous little friend from the Tibetan Sword Sect, how can you let such harmful things go in the world? Circulation in the market, how about killing more friends?I'll take it back first, and then find a time to destroy it later.

With a wave of Qi Qiandie's hand, she extinguished the candle with the wind of her palm, and put it into her bag.

Based on this kind of thinking, Qi Qiandie collected several harmful things in the room one after another, including aphrodisiac, drugged, and enclosed. Die was a little startled, "Is it necessary to use so much fragrance and medicine to deal with me? How far is this?"

Of course Qi Qiandie didn't know that although Baihuaji was within the sphere of influence of Baihua Palace, it didn't necessarily only have people from Baihua Palace, but there were all kinds of people mixed with dragons and snakes - but there were no good people.

His stupid behavior of showing off his wealth in Xiaobai this morning made him popular in Baihuaji in a very short time. Everyone knows that Baihuaji has a stupid Bai Fumei, and everyone wants to bite a piece of stupid Bai Fumei. meat down.

As for what the brainless Bai Fumei said about "his father is the head of the Minghai School", everyone can only say that we have never heard of the Minghai School, what the hell is that?Can I eat it?Anyway, a master is only a golden core, why should he care about it.

Just after receiving the group of treasures, Qi Qiandie heard footsteps coming from the gate of the courtyard, and then knocking on the door, "Grandma, the little one has brought you food."

"Hmm... come in." Qi Qiandie sat at the table, watched Xiao Er open the door, put the food on the table one by one, the table was filled with about twenty dishes, "Hey... that's all Food... so boring..."

Looking at a table of fish, meat, vegetarian, and meat dishes in front of him, Qi Qiandie didn't have any happy expression on his face, but instead showed a look of grievance, and said with a sigh.

Although I know that the Bai Fumei in front of me is brain-dead and cruel, and she is super unreasonable, unreasonable and self-willed, and has no connotation at all, but I can't stand Qi Qiandie's beauty, as soon as this little girl's little grievance is revealed, I immediately let it go. Xiao Er's heart skipped a beat, and he was about to pounce on her and kill her on the spot - isn't there the effect of the aphrodisiac candle?

"Grandma, please use it slowly first, and I will leave." Xiaoer bowed down and bowed, and exited Qi Qiandie's room with her head lowered.

Seeing Xiao Er retreating, Qi Qiandie turned her head and focused on the food, picked it up with chopsticks and ate a few mouthfuls, then stopped the chopsticks and said with a depressed face: "Did these people make a mistake! Tell people not to eat? Poisoning the daily necessities with mist, I can bear it; adding medicine to the dishes, as a beautiful boy with traditional virtues, I can bear this kind of food poisoning , the traditional act of prescribing medicine, but... can you not use such a simple and rude way of prescribing the medicine? Originally, the level of the food is so-so, but after the medicine is administered, the food is even more uneatable. Lime fragrance has a slightly bitter taste Vegetables, you actually put them in the green vegetables...bitter and astringent, are you afraid that the bitterness will not kill you? Lily honey is so sweet, but don’t you think it’s too sweet to be added to the sweet soup? "

Although Qi Qiandie is not very proficient in poisons, the only thing he can rely on is the poisonous rose cultivated with his own poisonous blood, but he has rich experience of being poisoned by poisons-in order to increase the content of toxins in his blood, he will become a poisonous rose as soon as possible. A large poisonous corpse that can poison a circle of people with one breath, Qi Qiandie often puts poisons and drugs in his mouth, and even when he stops taking drugs, he will take some aphrodisiacs very reluctantly, anyway. It will have no effect.

This kind of experience made Qi Qiandie, although he didn't have a deep understanding of the functions and effects of poisons, and it was absolutely impossible for him to develop the formula after one sip, but he had a great say in the color, fragrance and flavor of various medicines.

While eating, Qi Qiandie was powerless to vomit bad food, and silently decided that if she didn't eat enough because of this and was hungry at night, she would not wrong herself and resolutely went to eat the chef.

After eating, Qi Qiandie got on the bed and read the newly bought novel for a while.

The comprehension novels in the comprehension world are similar to places like Diandian. It is nothing more than the protagonist Fukuzawa who has countless adventures. He can even buy a god-defying artifact when he visits a small stall. , The monk who is proud of the world.

"It's not too good-looking... Next time I'll write a book, and it's better to cheat some manuscript fees..." Qi Qiandie put down the jade slip, yawned, flicked the candle with a flick of her finger, and fell asleep just now .

Not long after he fell asleep, a ghostly figure suddenly appeared in the originally empty courtyard.

The visitor skillfully removed the restriction on the door with a special secret method, carefully pushed the door open, walked in, and looked at Qi Qiandie who was lying on the bed like a beauty sleeping in spring, showing an extremely wretched smile.

The person who came came to the bed, bent down and pinched Qi Qiandie's pink and tender face. Seeing that the other party just hummed a few times in discomfort, but did not wake up, he said with confidence: "Humph! You hit us!" The requiem incense is a special product of Baihua Palace, Miss Bao, you can sleep till dawn."

A comatose weak woman, a big villain known for her mending, and a lonely man and a widow in the same room in the middle of the night, what exciting plot will happen next, everyone uses their feet... Ouch!This guy is still a field enthusiast!

Qi Qiandie, who was carried on her shoulders like rice, rolled her eyes helplessly. A small school is a small school. This level of business is really unprofessional.

It's not extravagant for you to have a princess hug or carry it on your back, but if it's our Acacia Sect, even if you don't have a small sedan chair when you kidnap the little loli, and carry it majesticly all the way, you will still... get a sack ah.

What kind of trouble is this posture of carrying rice?Fortunately, I didn't eat at night, otherwise I would have to vomit it with his stomach so pressed... Damn... I really want to vomit!

No matter how beautiful a beauty is, she won't look so pretty when she vomits. If you dare to speak to such a woman, brother, you have such a strong appetite.

Qi Qiandie rolled his eyes and slandered, but the disciple of Baihua Palace who was carrying him and tied him out of the inn seemed to be very familiar with the surrounding terrain, carrying Qi Qiandie on his back, hesitant all the way Those who didn't bring any of them were running towards those who walked through the jungle.

Qi Qiandie originally thought that this disciple of Baihua Palace would directly take her out of Baihua Palace, or the place where Baihua Palace used to transfer beauties. One hundred and eight kinds, who would have thought that the guy took him farther and farther, the more desolate and desolate he went... a good place to kill and destroy corpses.

When thrown to the ground by the disciples of Baihua Palace, Qi Qiandie finally couldn't help but screamed, "Did you guys rob like this? You gangsters! Bandits! Scoundrels! My aunt will definitely let my father deal with you!"

"Huh? Why are you awake?" The disciple of Baihua Palace looked at Qi Qiandie who was sitting on her waist rubbing her waist in surprise, and asked in shock.

"Hmph! Have you seen this?" Brainless Bai Fumei displayed his IQ normally, "My father gave this to me. It can avoid water, fire, carbine, and all kinds of evil. Most importantly, it can avoid all kinds of poisons in the world." ...uh...a silk bellyband."

Damn!How did you find such a thing when you fumbled in your backpack casually?Will it affect brother's purity?Brother is just a brainless Bai Fumei now, not the green tea Bai Fumei who carries around the sex tools in X activities!

Seeing the disciples of Baihua Palace looking at his colorful silk apron with a bad taste, the incomparably elegant and disdainful eyes, he sighed in his heart, "How could Baihua Palace, such a low-end sect, despise you?" The brainless Bai Fumei of "aesthetic taste", it is very rare to use his brain to think about it, and finally remembered that before I traveled, in order to celebrate Valentine's Day, I went to Kou Island to brush a lot of silk bellybands and erotic albums, and I was going to give it to the good girl. Friends are coming.

Who knew... Devils have such weird tastes.