Diary of the poisonous brother

Qi Qiandie was still thinking about whether to stimulate Qian Xiaoniu again - what if he came back slowly one day, this little fool gave all the food to others, and then starved to death and swollen?With such a pure heart, and a young man with a single spiritual root of the water system, even in the cultivation world, he is a promising young man with great potential.

Basically, as long as there is no mutating in the middle, there is no need to think about the issue of cultivation before Yuan Ying.

How could such a beautiful and delicious child die because of these funny reasons?

"Sister Qiandie, sister Qiandie, don't cry, don't cry..." Qian Xiaoniu grabbed Qi Qiandie's sleeve, pursed his lower lip, with tears in his eyes, looking like pear blossoms with rain, "I No... I just want to..."

"What are you thinking? I don't know what you are thinking. Do you know what I am thinking? I will save you and help you. I work hard every day to collect supplies. Do you think I am for myself?" Sorry, still Really for myself.Delicious snacks, do you know how attractive the smell on your body is? If I didn't stay outside every day, I couldn't help but give you the Fa-rectification on the spot.

"I'm for you! I'm for you!" Qi Qiandie stood up, looked at Qian Xiaoniu with a slightly blank expression, and shouted excitedly.

I dare to hold my brother up a little bit, I believe that I will be able to swear with my little penis soon, the above sentence is definitely from the heart, very sincere and without any water.

"You're dead! What can I do?" Qi Qiandie took out a small floral handkerchief, and cried, "Even if you give the rice to Aunt Li, the family will always return it to you." There is rice for cooking. The rice is enough for me to come back, but you...why don’t you eat it? You only drink porridge every day, do you want to save the rice and lend it to Aunt Li next time? I’m really mad at me I’m not mad at you for lending rice to others, I’m angry at you for ruining your own body.”

Tonight, I will eat Aunt Li's family, and see who dares to ask you to borrow rice next time.

"Sister Qiandie, don't cry, don't cry...I...I..." Qian Xiaoniu blushed, lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, and said, "I didn't want to lend any more rice to Aunt Li...I already I borrowed him once, the rice is yours...I know you have worked hard...I don't go out every day, it doesn't matter if I have some porridge...you have to eat more...the rice is reserved for you..."

Qian Xiaoniu slurred his speech and spoke upside down.

Qi Qiandie listened for a long while in a daze, and then the two talked with each other for a long time before he understood what Qian Xiaoniu meant.

The general idea is as follows: The Holy Mother of the White Lotus, brother must be.But you, Qiandie, brother can’t be wronged, so I can only divide the rice into two parts, use the part of brother to help Aunt Li, and leave the rest for you Qiandie, no one will let anyone want to eat , including brother himself.

After listening to Qian Xiaoniu's words, Qi Qiandie felt a little better. It seems that this guy's white lotus belongs to the white lotus, and he is a bit stupid, but he is not the kind of person in the novel who cheats himself, but also loves to cheat his friends. The white lotus, basically, can be saved...

Save a girl!Who will save a piece of food!

Qi Qiandie took a deep breath, stopped crying, looked at Qian Xiaoniu with red eyes, and said, "In that case, I will forgive you this time, next time..."

"There will be no next time. I will obediently listen to Sister Qiandie in the future. I will do whatever you ask me to do. There is absolutely no difference." Qian Xiaoniu said, lowering his head shyly.

Sister Qiandie actually treats me... ashamed... If only my brother was here, this kind of thing... There are three ways to be unfilial, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants... You must tell your brother first.

"Now that you know, I won't embarrass you too much." Anyway, it's just a small snack, and you have to eat it sooner or later. Will the three views be distorted in the future, and it's none of your business?Is it really like those Kobe beef breeders who care about the mood of the cow?

"Let's eat." Qi Qiandie pulled Qian Xiaoniu back to the table, brought the plate of braised pork in front of him as usual, and then swept the plate of vegetables into Qian Xiaoniu's bowl, "Okay, then Let's start. Braised pork, my favorite, you are not allowed to eat."

Qi Qiandie looked at the shiny, fat but not greasy braised pork on the table, and said with a smile.

When it comes to the problem of eating, it is simply a windfall.Originally, I just wanted to pick up a small snack to appetize before eating a big meal, but because I couldn't find a chance to start eating the big meal, I had to bite the bullet and keep my own snacks.But what Qi Qiandie didn't expect was that her dim sum cooking skills were actually pretty good. Although it wasn't as delicious as the food she made with the Jiansan system, the food made by the system, because of the emphasis on standardization, no matter how many times she ate it, the taste would be the same. It's the same, there won't be any changes, but the meals made by humans are much more interesting. According to the lines in "The Little Master of China", cooking is something that brings happiness to people.

"Sister Qiandie, why... I can't..." Qian Xiaoniu looked anxiously at the braised pork in Qi Qiandie's bowl, although he knew that all the food was brought back by Sister Qiandie, how to distribute it was his business , but Qian Xiaoniu couldn't help but open his mouth after several months of living with vegetables and radishes.

"You can't eat it. It's human flesh." Qi Qiandie swallowed the meat in one gulp and said, looking at Qian Xiaoniu with a sincere face.

Look at brother's sincere eyes, believe me, there is nothing wrong with being human.

Lidu City has a population of hundreds of thousands, so apart from Qian Xiaoniu's super delicious big snack, there are naturally some small snacks.If it is in the usual group activities of the Tianyi Sect, this kind of snack with spiritual roots will either be refined into a high-quality selected poisonous corpse; Brainwashing and then pass some spells casually, as a trotter for yourself.

In short, don't abandon, don't give up, don't waste, corpse refining is people-oriented.

But helplessly, the other people formed a group with at least Jindan-level masters, and went out with a small foundation-building team. They needed force and force, and they needed people.

And this time I and Zhuo Qingge came out...there were only one and a half people in total, one alive and one corpse; for force, Zhuo Qingge only built the foundation, and it was already very difficult to maintain the formation, and he couldn't draw his hands at all, so these little people The dim sum can only be given to Qi Qiandie to stuff her teeth.

"Sister Qiandie is bad, always deceiving people." Qian Xiaoniu lowered his head, took a mouthful of green vegetables silently, and muttered softly: "What are you talking about, you are trying to scare people."

"I really didn't lie to you, okay?" Qi Qiandie twitched the corners of her mouth, and it was rare for her to tell the truth, and she was so... Well, although I never thought that Qian Xiaoniu would believe her words, after all Cannibalism is too harsh, "Eating green vegetables is good for your health, and you will grow tall and beautiful."

"Really?" Qian Xiaoniu looked at Qi Qiandie suspiciously. Seeing the half-smile on the other side's face, he always felt like he had been fooled again. , what's the use of being so beautiful?"

"It makes sense, what does a boy want to be so beautiful?" Qi Qiandie nodded, subconsciously touched her face, and echoed.

Looking too good-looking is troublesome.If it weren't for this face, I wouldn't always be taken as...

"A beautiful girl like Sister Qiandie needs to be more beautiful." Qian Xiaoniu said shyly, looking at Qi Qiandie's beautiful jade-like face.

"Uh..." Damn it!Brother is a boy, boy, do you understand!

"Hmph! Little Dianxin, I warn you, don't think that if you praise me a few words, I will soften my heart and let you eat meat. Let me tell you, there is no door." Qi Qiandie looked at Qian Xiaoniu angrily, and saw him It seems a little depressed. I wanted to lose my temper, but I thought that if I was in a bad mood, I would not eat, and if I didn’t eat, I would become thinner and gain weight. If I lose weight, it means that there is no meat to eat, so I have to be patient. He explained: "I don't give you meat, I only let you be vegetarian, because...in nature, the meat of omnivores is the worst, followed by carnivores, and then vegetarian animals."

"Oh... so it's this... wait a minute? Sister Qiandie, do you want to eat...eat...me?" Qian Xiaoniu's eyes widened, and he looked at Qi Qiandie in shock and doubt.

Qi Qiandie nodded honestly, although he knew that the other party would definitely not believe it—if he was an innocent self before, he would not believe it either.

Normal people would not believe such a strong taste of cannibalism——Ke Ge is a normal corpse.

However, Qi Qiandie said these words just to see how Qian Xiaoniu would react.One is to prevent it in advance; the other is to tease Xiaotian, it couldn't be more fun.

"It is necessary...not only to eat...but also..." Qi Qiandie leaned over, stuck out her tongue, licked Qian Xiaoniu Junxiu's face, and said with a look of aftertaste: "It tastes so good .”

"Damn it... I'm tired of it." Qian Xiaoniu blushed, lowered his head, raised his head again, blushed and said with a very serious expression: "It's not impossible to eat something... ...but...we are still young..."

What does eating you have to do with us?It’s delicious only if it’s small!Boy meat is the most pink and tender, but the meat will be unpalatable when it is old.

Qi Qiandie was about to speak, when suddenly his heart moved, and then Zhuo Qingge's voice rang in his ears, "Junior Brother Qi, come back quickly. Some decent monks came here to make trouble."

aha?A decent monk?Is this the rhythm of delivering meat from thousands of miles away?