Diary of the poisonous brother

In the dim night, Qi Qiandie's petite body fell to the ground, covering her face with her hands, and let out bursts of desolate cries of "嘤嘤嘤, Ren's family is dead".

I really don't want to live anymore!As a big poisonous corpse, biting people and sucking blood actually made people erect, how heartbreaking is this?Brother is sucking your blood and eating human flesh, not playing a flirting game with you. What you should do in this situation is fear, shock and fear, not... an erection!

It's so fucking insulting to my corpse!

Qi Qiandie slandered in his heart, as a fan of infantry war movies of island countries, he certainly knows that many people don't like to use normal methods to "snap" when they "snap", but like... some Discord special hobbies.

These special hobbies are called "Sadomasochism" in an elegant way, and "SM" in a vulgar way.

But I didn't expect such a tall and mighty guy, who looked like an aggressive guy at first glance, turned out to be a shaky M, really unbelievable.

Qi Qiandie slandered secretly in her heart, and at the same time moved her finger slightly, opened a slit, and secretly looked at the statue through the slit... Oh, no, this is a living person, and a living person with an erection.

I saw that although his face was pale and he couldn't see any expression, Qi Qiandie clearly saw that the evil spirit, which was stronger than before, had materialized behind the other party and became a...you mean dark cloud?flame?Stormy waves hitting the shore?

NONONO!It is obvious that there are countless grass mud horses running around on the Mahle Gobi, and the people who are trampled and turned by the jubilant grass mud horses are themselves.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Qi Qiandie covered her face, got up from the ground while panting, and flew out of the door like a girl.

Fuck!Don't run away and stay here to die?

Qi Qiandie ran to the door, and as soon as he opened the door, he felt a gust of wind blowing outside the door. The huge wind "swished" and blew him directly from the door back to the altar, and then the door closed with a "snap". .

"Hey... You bully the Ren family... You want the Ren family to die..." Qi Qiandie took out a small handkerchief, wiped her tears, and looked at the man angrily, "Die!" If you want to kill... the Ren family will not follow you! You want the Ren family to die, but the Ren family wants to live well!"

"Shut up! A man, what kind of innocent girl are you pretending to be! Are you disgusting?" A man's voice came into Qi Qiandie's ears. The feelings of any human being are ordinary, "Straighten your tongue, and speak well for me."

"That's it...then I won't pretend. You kill and don't kill, let go and don't let go. What do you want me to do? Say something quickly, if you have... let the air go quickly. Bro, hundreds of thousands per minute, Very busy, okay!" Qi Qiandie took back the handkerchief, raised her face and looked at the man with a smile.

My Lord?king?Is he really a prince and president?I just don't know what kind of king it is?Being alone here as a god statue, catching himself and not killing or letting him go, and thinking of the legends of Li Ducheng and Lanruo Temple, Qi Qiandie always felt that this time he was about to give up the rhythm.

"Let me solve the trouble you caused first."

Qi Qiandie found that although the man was talking, his mouth did not move. He thought that what he heard was not the sound he made with his body. It seemed... His current situation is worse than he thought.

"Trouble? What's the trouble?" Qi Qiandie looked puzzled, and then he followed the man's seemingly invisible gaze and spotted... Uh, he really caused the trouble.

"I'm still young! I'm a man!" Qi Qiandie shook her head resolutely, what are you kidding about, such a majestic and strong man will kill you.

"Use...hands..." The man's voice was a little hoarse, not as cold and heartless as before, but with a bit of forbearance, helplessness, and aggrieved.

"Uh... don't... my hands are so small, I have to raise my hand to touch them, it will be very sore... Although I am a man, I know your situation very well, and I understand it very well." Qi Qiandie lowered her head, pointed at her finger, and said with a pure and shy face.

Of course, someone pulls out the fire, and then the other party pulls his hand and doesn't care about it, and you are full of passion and enthusiasm. If you want to put out the fire, let alone a beautiful woman, you don't even have cold water or hands, so you can only rely on other people's hands. This kind of thing... For a man, this is definitely something that is too hard to describe in words; it is definitely something that fellow male compatriots, including Qi Qiandie, can empathize with, but... …

"I'm not gay!" If you are a beautiful woman, brother can still consider dedicating himself, a man, or a man who is more handsome than your brother... Be an idiot, forget about suffocating, it is better to suffocate alive, Suffocate one less one.

Qi Qiandie covered her chest with one hand, and said in a standard childish tone: "Although I usually look carefree and have no limit, in fact, the real me is definitely a staunch man like Liu Xiahui and his body like jade."

"You keep talking! I'll turn you into a man with anal fissure!"

Although it is impossible to distinguish whether it is "anal fissure" or "stiffness" in terms of language, Qi Qiandie clearly felt a cold wind coming in from her chrysanthemum.

Between the man with "anal fissure" and the man with "sore hands", Qi Qiandie, who is as protective as Liu Xiahui, made a choice immediately without hesitation for a second.

With a dry smile, Qi Qiandie raised her hands, grabbed the man's huge body, which was hard to grasp with one hand, and started... Pulling out the carrot, pulling out the carrot; hey, hey, pulling out the radish; hey, hey, I can't pull it out; little girl, hurry up Come on, come and help us pull out the carrots.

I didn't feel it when I was young, but when I grew up, I found out that this song is really pornographic.

After singing "Pull the Radish", Qi Qiandie began to sing "The Little Mushroom Picking Girl" silently in her heart, and then continued to sing "Pull the Radish" after singing "Picking the Mushrooms". I felt that my hands were so sore, but the giant in my hands didn't seem to soften at all, "It's so boring, why don't you let me tell you a story?"

Qi Qiandie looked up at the man, ignored his reaction, and said, "Once upon a time there was a man who lived in the mountains for a long time and was naked all day long. One day, this man was sleeping naked in the grass. A little girl picking mushrooms Passing by here to pick mushrooms. One, two, three, four, five, five, five, five... The little girl's hands were dirty, and she went home to wash her hands. The man is very happy! One day, this man did the same thing. It happened that the little bear who had been picking mushrooms came. One, two, three, four, five, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... "

When Qi Qiandie recited a number, he picked a mushroom, and when he picked a mushroom, he recited a number, but he didn't realize that when he recited a number, there would be an additional mud horse behind the man.

When he was having the most fun, he felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and then the little chrysanthemum cooled down, and the cold wind blew along his intestines and into his stomach.

"Brother, I was wrong! Give me another chance? This time I will not sneer, and I will help you pull out the carrots!"