Diary of the poisonous brother

Although it is already hot in August at the foot of the mountain, the top of Zhengyang Peak is breezy and refreshing like March, and it is a charming scene of purples and reds and flowers in full bloom.Qi Qiandie grabbed Zhuo Qingge's hand and walked along the mountain road to the peak while looking at the beautiful scenery on both sides of the mountain road in amazement.

There seems to be a thick layer of snow on the tall trees, the breeze blows, and the snowflakes fall with the wind, falling on Qi Qiandie's white and tender palms, "I know it's not snow, only the dark fragrance comes. "

Qi Qiandie withdrew her hand, raised her head to look at Zhuo Qingge, and asked curiously, "Brother, why are all the cherry blossom trees planted in Zhengyang Peak?" And they were all ordinary cherry blossom trees. It's worthless, "Even if you can't plant exotic flowers and plants like Tianmu Peak, you can also plant some... um... high-end plants with foreign style, or plants that are more in line with the image of our Qianshitang."

In fact, the last sentence is the most important thing. Why, why, why does Qianshitang, a place that people fear and is always associated with nouns such as death and disaster, plant so many dreamy and girlish plants?Although...it's really beautiful.

"This is not an ordinary cherry blossom. Ordinary cherry blossoms only bloom once a year, but this kind of cherry blossom is invincible in all seasons." Zhuo Qingge shifted his gaze from the hands holding each other's fingers to Qi Qiandie's, which is bigger than the cherry blossoms. Pretty pink face.

"Senior brother is really bad, you clearly know that's not what I'm asking." Qi Qiandie cast a coquettish glance at Zhuo Qingge, and said in a voice that was so sweet that she couldn't bear it.

"Hiss...speak well, boy, don't speak in such a tone." Zhuo Qingge gasped, almost unable to stand Qi Qiandie. Do people from the Hehuan Sect have to speak in such a tone?You are a man, you are a man.

"Then you just tell the answer honestly. Is there any need to fumble around like this? God is annoying!" Qi Qiandie rolled her eyes to the sky. I can't stand it first.

Facts have proved that I am the attacker and you are the victim.

"It's actually very simple. It's a pity that there are so many dead people in Zhengyang Peak every year." Zhuo Qingge squeezed Qi Qiandie's hand hard again. How could it be the hand of a big poisonous corpse?Pulse, breath, heartbeat, everything is missing, how can this crying, laughing, and cute bastard next to me be a dead person?

But where did he get his pulse, breath and heartbeat?Obviously, for so many days before waking up, I was facing his skin day and night, and I never felt his pulse, breath and heartbeat. He was buried under which tree." What a pity, he was almost buried.If he had known that the rescued one would be such a thing, he would definitely not have cut his wrists and fed blood.

"Master, I've heard people say that burying the corpse under the cherry tree will make the cherry blossoms look extra beautiful next year. So..." Zhuo Qingge bent down, looked straight at Qi Qiandie, and said in the tone of a horror movie: "As you can see, the reason why these cherry blossom trees are invincible all year round and bloom so well is entirely because there are corpses buried under the trees. How is it? Scary?"

"Uh... It's scary, it's really scary." This kind of saying that even a three-year-old child can't be fooled is actually spread in the cultivation world. It's really a frightening thing to think about.

Zhuo Qingge looked at Qi Qiandie's insincere face, straightened his waist, waved his sleeves, and waved away the cherry blossom petals that fell on the two of them, and said, "Master likes cherry blossoms very much, so if you If you want to discuss this issue with him, you'd better be more sincere, it's too fake."

"Thank you, brother, for reminding me." With such a cruel demeanor and such a young girl, Mary Su, Qi Qiandie couldn't help being even more curious about Zhuo Xiao, a cheap master.

As Zhuo Qingge said, Zhuo Xiao likes cherry blossoms to the extreme, not only are cherry blossom trees planted all over Zhengyang Peak, even the palace where he lives is also called Cherry Garden.

The huge palace is hidden in a cherry blossom forest, and only a corner of the eaves of the palace can be seen from a distance. When Qi Qiandie followed Zhuo Qingge through the cherry blossom forest and came to the main entrance of the palace, he was immediately captured by the two girls at the palace gate. The statue was amazed.

"This... this is..." Qi Qiandie let out a cry and took a deep breath.

Although he was a dead gamer in his previous life, but in the era of the information explosion in the 21st century, he has never seen any weird things, but there are only two statues... two statues...

"Could this be a living person?" Qi Qiandie stepped forward cautiously, looking at the two suspected glass statues in front of her, or rather, at the girl who was placed in the statue and posed for welcome.The two young girls looked to be only about sixteen or seventeen years old. Although they were not as beautiful as Concubine Gu and the others, they could still be called outstanding in appearance, as beautiful as a fairy.

"Guess?" Zhuo Qingge looked at Qi Qiandie and raised his eyebrows.

"I guess..." Qi Qiandie put her face on the crystal, looked up at the girl who was smiling and staring at the front, and murmured, "I don't know why, I always feel..." Qi Qiandie didn't say anything After finishing, she suddenly exclaimed, "This... this is really a living person... Her eyes just blinked!"

Qi Qiandie took two steps back, pointed at the statue, and looked back at Zhuo Qingge.

Seeing Qi Qiandie with a pale face looking at him with fear, Zhuo Qingge gave a "puchi" smile, and didn't answer his question directly. Anyway, he reached out and grabbed Qi Qiandie by the collar, and lifted him up to face him. Walking through the door, he said in an emotional tone as he walked, "This is unbearable, how can you survive in Zhengyang Peak?"

Zhuo Qingge led Qi Qiandie into the door, and then Qi Qiandie let out bursts of exclamation.

There are lifelike statues of young girls in different shapes, sitting or kneeling, standing in the hall. They wear gorgeous long skirts, comb their hair in beautiful buns, and their heads are full of pearls and jade, as if they are rich princesses in the world. generally.

It would be fine if it was just a few statues. Qi Qiandie found that what he thought was a lamp post, but after changing the angle, it turned into a kneeling figure standing on the ground with his hands raised high, palms up, using the palms of his hands as a lampstand. girl.

In addition to this lamppost girl, the tables, chairs, and even the walls in the room are also ingeniously composed of girls' bodies.

Not only has ornamental value, but also has practical value.

Such a sentence suddenly came out of Qi Qiandie's mind.

No no no!The three views are wrong!I have to correct my three views!Whether it’s right or wrong, this is not a question of whether the three views are right or not, but...

"Brother, are these really... living people?" Qi Qiandie's voice trembled a little, although he was a boy, but he was so cute, if the old pervert saw him, he would turn himself into a lamppost Why is it swollen?

"Anyway, when these statues were made, they were still alive. As for now..." Zhuo Qingge glanced around casually with the corner of his eyes, and said casually: "They should still be alive. After all, if they are dead, No matter how embalmed it is, because the face of a dead person is not as lively as a living person, using the words of a dead person will greatly affect the beauty and quality of the statue, so...you should...you understand."

"Live...live..." These girls who were in their youth, but were cruelly sealed in statues, unable to move, turned out to be all living people.

Qi Qiandie's face turned pale, and then rubbed his face vigorously with his hands. Although he always knew that he was crossing a magic gate, and his future goal was a devil, but after traveling for so long, this was the first time he felt The difference between the Demon Sect and normal human beings is ruined by the three views. "You... I mean master, where did you get so many living people?"

But don't come here by robbing the women, that would ruin the bottom line and the offline, please give me any reason, a reason to persuade me not to be a virgin, whatever you want.

"Oh, last time the master took the money from the fellows of the Hehuan Sect, and promised to join hands in some kind of beauty breeding project. He wanted to use artificial methods to create the most beautiful beauties in the world, and they would breed them over and over again..." Zhuo Qing Ge casually pointed at the statues in the room, and said with a sigh: "I just made some of these things, which are not beautiful at all, not even as good as you. How could the Hehuan Sect be willing to accept such things? The master spent So much hard work and time, but in the end, the goods were returned, not a dime was earned, and the Acacia Sect had to be compensated for liquidated damages, and the master made all these women into statues in a fit of anger."

Hello!Tell me clearly, what is "not as good as me", what is wrong with me?I'm so cute, even if I look a little ugly, my appearance is still not cute enough.

"Speaking of which, don't be unhappy." When Zhuo Qingge said this, he glanced at Qi Qiandie thoughtfully, looking at his puffy, exceptionally pretty face, with a cute smile on the corner of his mouth. She said with a smile: "Originally, the master planned to make you into a statue and put it in the bathroom as a towel rack..."

Soul light!You are the towel rack, and your whole family is a towel rack!