Diary of the poisonous brother

When I got back to my residence, it was already late at night, and Qi Qiandie didn’t remember how she got back, she just remembered that she was sitting on the flying sword to watch the stars, but she fell asleep after watching herself, and then I don't know anything about what happened next.

But thinking about it, he shouldn't have discovered anything, otherwise his identity would have been exposed long ago.

"It seems that Xie Zhihua, although he came from a demon sect, is still a bit of a gentleman, and he didn't take the opportunity to do something to the unconscious little loli." Carefully, the clothes on his body are intact, and his body is white and tender. Suspiciously bruised and red, it seemed that she was indeed not hurt by anyone last night, Qi Qiandie sighed in relief.

Of course, Qi Qiandie didn't know that Xie Zhihua called his behavior "better than a beast".

"Wait! No! Facing a sleeping beauty and not attacking, is it because he is not a man, or is my brother unattractive?" Qi Qiandie was tangled while brushing her teeth.

Although it doesn't matter if you brush your teeth or not, the habit of living for decades is not so easy to change. In order to live more like a normal person, Qi Qiandie doesn't mind wasting time doing things that normal people need. Doing things, "Speaking of it, there is one more hateful thing..."

It turns out that Xie Zhihua's flying sword can not only become as thin as chopsticks, but can not only become wider, larger and thicker, let people lie flat on it to play, but also can open the protective cover to block the wind and so on .

The moment the protective cover on the flying sword was opened, if Qi Qiandie couldn't beat it, Qi Qiandie would have eaten that Hudan who thought he had a handsome smile in one bite.

"Hundan! You actually deliberately tricked me! You even tricked me into hugging your thigh! Fortunately, I found a pair of shoes, otherwise I would have lost money."

Qi Qiandie stomped her feet hard, closed the courtyard door casually, and took a rice cake, gnawing on it while preparing to go to class.

After signing up and paying the tuition fee, how can I not go to class?

This time, in order not to be called a girl anymore, Qi Qiandie changed into a man's outfit on purpose, wearing flared trousers, and the little Zhengtai with a ponytail, looking cute and cute...

"The following content is very important. Although you may not pass the exam, it will be of great use to everyone in the world of self-cultivation in the future. You said that it is useless for you to hold it? You don't want to be a master. It's okay to distinguish the bones and the skeleton. What's the matter? No, no, it's not as simple as you imagine." Teacher Sun, who is in charge of teaching human anatomy, said this, suddenly glanced at Qi Qiandie who was sitting in the corner, and said again: "I'm cultivating In the world, there are many poor casual cultivators, because these casual cultivators are too poor, they often commit murder and arson, wantonly defrauding and massacring upright and kind monks like us, which greatly corrupts the pure and beautiful ethos of the cultivation world."

"Ah? An upright and kind-hearted monk? A pure and beautiful atmosphere? Us?" Looking at Teacher Sun who was roaring and excited like a leader, Qi Qiandie was taken aback for a moment, instinctively picked out her ears, and after making sure she heard correctly, Taking a cautious look around again, he found that his little friends also looked filled with righteous indignation. They rubbed their faces unconsciously, wondering if they were Tianyijiao who woke up early in the morning and traveled to the parallel world again.

The Tianyi Sect in the parallel world is not evil at all, they are not only friends of justice, but also from Haoqimeng.

Although Haoqi is cute, I don't want to fight to the death with the body of Haoqi at all.

Qi Qiandie was thinking wildly in the audience, and Teacher Sun continued to babble nonsense on the stage, "Those tricks of casual cultivators include pretending to be innocent and cute girls to deceive innocent boys, abducting victims to remote angles to rob, rob Money...maybe it will be repaid."

Wow!Teacher Sun's words made Qi Qiandie suddenly feel that a door to the new century had been opened.

Key words such as boy, robbery, and robbery have been lingering in his mind.

"What a... what a cruel world... what a heavy taste... and the color of robbery..." Qi Qiandie suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and immediately felt that her butt could not sit still, and unconsciously twisted on the bench twisted.

Who said that only being a woman is dangerous?Being a woman is dangerous these days, and being a man is even more dangerous.

"Having learned the bone identification technique, even if the opponent uses the Yiyisha technique, not only can we easily determine from the opponent's skeleton whether the opponent is a cute girl or a rough guy, we can also further infer this Cute girl, is it a novice girl or a seasoned veteran... Then what... what I mean, you should understand." After Teacher Sun finished speaking, he glanced at Qi Qiandie again, Seeing that Qi Qiandie was terrified, she was always worried that the other party would find out her true gender.

"That classmate, please get up... I'm talking about you, the one with the ponytail, why are you hiding? The teacher won't eat you."

These days, what I'm afraid of is getting more and more. Teacher Sun's precise chalk tip shot made Qi Qiandie bite the bullet and stand up.

"That classmate, please stand up and come to me..."

"Uh……"

Could it be that he wants to expose my true colors in front of everyone?That's good too, it's just a way to declare that I'm a man, so that girls don't always treat me as a rival in love.

Not sure what Teacher Sun wanted to do, Qi Qiandie bravely stood on the podium, looked at the audience, and squeezed out a barely bright but definitely stiff smile on her face.

"Aww! So cute!"

"Is this the new junior sister?"

"What are you, little junior sister? They are already at the fifth level the day after tomorrow, and their cultivation base is much higher than yours. You should call me senior sister."

"Senior sister is so cute too...cough cough...Little sister, of course you are the cutest in my heart."

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Listening to the incomparably familiar lines in the audience - the man's exclamation plus lust, and the woman's surprise plus jealousy, Qi Qiandie unconsciously twitched the corners of her mouth again, very wickedly thinking about it later After Mr. Sun revealed his gender, how would this group of guys react, and how many boys' hearts would be broken?

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

Looking at the messy classroom, Teacher Sun released a coercion. Although it was not very powerful, the coercion of the monks in the foundation period was enough to scare this group of newbies into shutting their mouths and watching with trembling eyes. Teacher Sun on the stage.

Low oil!This teacher is so perverted.

"Although this is the content that you will cover when you take courses such as disguise transformation, I don't mind previewing it here for you. Disguise transformation is not just changing your face and it's over. Your face becomes cute. Girl, I’m still a rough guy with muscular bones, you really think everyone is stupid.” After finishing speaking, Teacher Sun pointed at Qi Qiandie and said, “For example, this classmate next to me, he is a very Good example, a good... negative lesson."

"Ah?" Qi Qiandie called out, and instinctively raised her head to look at Teacher Sun.

Negative example?How do you feel that this is different from what you said?

"Look at this classmate, she is obviously a little lolita, but she wants to dress up as a boy; it's fine to dress up as a boy, but she doesn't need to dress up carefully, but she just changed into a man's clothes and came out directly." Sun While talking, the teacher pointed at him with Qi Qiandie as a teaching tool.

The skin is too white, the facial features are too beautiful, the body is too soft, and the voice is too waxy. From top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, Qi Qiandie's men's clothing is picky enough, and finally summed up a result-I don't want to be ugly, so I will wear it anyway. The skin is darkened, the voice is lowered, and if it is impossible, put some pot dust on the face, what's the point of just wearing a men's suit like this?It's really a change of clothes without any sincerity.

"Sun Feiyang! You are so weak! Go to hell!"

Qi Qiandie wiped away her little tears as she ran towards her residence, and in the eyes of others, it was naturally a beautiful scene of a tearful beauty who caused all her fellow wolves to howl, leaving sadly.

If you talk too much, you will cry, but after all, it's because you can't beat it.

There were fellow disciples along the way, so Qi Qiandie had to cry in a voice of "嘤嘎嘘", not daring to howl boldly, but after entering the sphere of influence of Qianshitang, the fellow disciples that I could meet on the road occasionally, When she couldn't touch any of them all at once, Qi Qiandie finally felt relieved and started...

Laughed heartily.

"Ahahaha!" Although a little sad, it's only a fool who cries for such a thing.

"You actually said that I am a woman, I am a woman..." Qi Qiandie clutched her lower abdomen, laughing so hard that she almost fell to the ground, "Since you say I am a woman, then I will not be polite."

Qi Qiandie decided to go to the women's bathroom to take a bath today, and then... deliberately said "Oh, there are people peeping there", after attracting everyone's attention, don't blame me for being rude.

The word "Sun" was written on the white silk scarf. It was Sun Feiyang who wiped his sweat in class today, and put it on the desk and forgot to take it back. I happened to see it again, and then he...

Mouth!I didn't steal anything, I just turned on the automatic pickup, and accidentally picked up this thing automatically.

Although I know this little prank, it's nothing to a second-generation disciple like Sun Feiyang who has a father, but who told you that brother is a woman?I am happy that I am a woman. Women have the natural right to be unreasonable. I just want to beat you to death.

When Qi Qiandie was rehearsing the lines for the evening in her mind, she heard a siren sound next to her ears, and then a line of red letters appeared in front of her eyes.

Qi Qiandie hurriedly checked the list of targets, and found that the three who came were Jun Shandao, who was trampled on by her last time, and the other three, "Yo! It's the three of you? Why are you three here again? What? Want to come and beat me up again?" Is it?"

"Damn bastard! What nonsense are you talking about? Let me tell you, last time you took advantage of my unpreparedness to defeat me. I'm ready this time. I want to challenge you one-on-one." Junshan Island took a step forward and pointed Qi Qiandie then hooked his hand at him, and said with a provocative face: "Pseudo-mother, I call your name, do you dare to agree?"

What?femboy?Hundan, you are a fake mother!Brother is a pure man, a real man with iron blood!

Although no one recognized her as a woman this time, you might as well treat my brother as a woman if you are a fake mother or something.

"Huh? One-on-one with me?" Qi Qiandie picked out her ears, looked up at Junshan Island with contempt, and said disdainfully: "You are not mistaken, are you? Are you sure you can beat me in one-on-one? You You are talking about a one-on-one fight, no..." Qi Qiandie waved her finger, pointed to the second general Huo Ha behind Junshan Island, and said with a sneer, "Is it because I want to single-handedly challenge the three of you?"

As soon as Qi Qiandie said that, she was immediately stunned. According to the situation where the three of Junshan Island met for the first time, they just played three fights and one ambush. That being said, it might actually happen.

wipe!Didn't brother lift a rock and smash his own foot?

To be honest, if it was Brother, even if Brother had no such plan, since the other party asked so sincerely, Brother would definitely show mercy and grant him.

Qi Qiandie looked at Junshan Island expressionlessly, seemingly unmoved, but in her heart she had already begged all over the gods and Buddhas.

Be strict with others and be lenient with yourself. In the three-dimensional world, I still hope that all the friends around me are true white lotus.

"Fart! What nonsense are you talking about? How could I do such a thing?" Jun Shandao spat on the ground angrily, and it seemed that his lower limit of integrity was much higher than that of Qi Qiandie .

"One-on-one!" Jun Shandao pointed at Qi Qiandie, "Just you..." He pointed back at himself, "And me. Just the two of us, we'll go one-on-one."

"Then what about the two of them? They won't fight each other, so the two of them will come up?" Qi Qiandie burst into laughter in her heart, and she still had to put on a look of reluctance on her face, pointing at Shu Bai and Zhan Ling said: "When the time comes, they will be disobedient, saying, 'Boss, we can usually listen to you, but this time you must listen to us', 'This has nothing to do with the boss, it's the behavior of the two of us, don't blame the boss' The lines rushed up, what should I do?"

"You are a man after all, why are you such a mother?" Although Jun Shandao said so, it is undeniable that he is still a little weak.

According to his knowledge of the IQ of the two little friends, these two guys can really do this kind of thing.

"Manly man, what's the point of talking so many mothers-in-law? If you want to hit, hit it, don't talk so much nonsense! Watch punches!"

Jun Shandao pointed at Qi Qiandie's face and punched hard.

So what, there is a saying that is good, you can be strong if you are straight, and if you are not straight, then you will...be stronger.

It couldn't be better for the villain to punch first and change the subject.