Diary of the poisonous brother

When Qi Qiandie faced the setting sun, which looked like a poached egg, and began to rub his stomach, thinking about whether to eat people for dinner, he finally remembered what he had forgotten.

"Ah! I promised that guy Yi Demon King to go home for dinner!" Qi Qiandie covered her lips and screamed, scratching her head vigorously while walking around the room, and said anxiously: "What should I do? What? What to do? What if I completely forgot about it? He will definitely kill... No, no, no! He will definitely eat me! I really need to eat it... If only I really wanted to eat it. Plead? If pleading helps, ask the police to do it What? You have worked hard for thousands of years to reach the top of the food chain, so is it vegetarian?"

Qi Qiandie struggled with pain on her face, and asked herself, if this happened to her, she would definitely not only eat, but also eat extravagantly, wipe it clean, and eat nothing left.

Is this retribution?In retribution, I love to write in the world when I have nothing to do, "Just now in my beggar gang in Kunlundun, I have prepared a [-]-word high-H meat essay with your name as the protagonist, and we will see you in Jinjiang", so God let me perform it in real life, Yi The [-]-word high-H meat essay with himself as the protagonist prepared by the devil?

This is not scientific!What about the net clean operation?

Thinking of what might happen to her, Qi Qiandie felt as if she had swallowed a hamster alive, and she became so cute.

"This is really unscientific. Compared with swiping the screen, I prefer to cut the Poison Sutra every minute, and use true emotions to transform the Haoqi League, so that the opponent can feel the love of Grandpa Poison Sutra." Qi Qiandie said while touching If you touch your belly, even if you die, you have to be a dead ghost. "Hey! This is the end of the matter, the most urgent thing is to..."

Qi Qiandie straightened her clothes and hair, changed the original red dress into a long skirt from an adult shop, changed her double ponytails into a new hairstyle of [-] soft, and finally put on the new [-] soft skirt. Looking at the gorgeously dressed girl with bright eyes and bright teeth in the mirror, the pink garland smiled slightly, "Beauties are really made of money. No matter how beautiful a beauty is, wearing wolf smoke is also a worry."

Lightly moving lotus steps, Qi Qiandie finally adjusted her clothes, adjusted her appearance in front of the mirror, and then gently opened the door, walked out with a cold and pretty face, with a haughty expression, recognized the direction a little, turned to Go in the direction of the kitchen.

The maid's room is on the first floor, but the kitchen is on the lower first floor of the cabin. Qi Qiandie walked all the way, and met many people who looked like maids on the road, but it was strange that facing Qi Qiandie's unfamiliar face , No one dared to come up to question or ask him.

In fact, there is nothing strange to put it bluntly.

Anyone who sees a person who is dressed in fine clothes and has a temperament... well, glamorous and noble, even if he doesn't know the other person or who the other person is, he will inevitably feel a sense of inferiority in his heart. And then ignore the other party's suspicious... what?Why do you think they should feel inferior?

Don't talk about your small breasts!

Qi Qiandie straightened out her chest—although the chest is something that everyone can see, but he doesn't have one, but it can't help him to have the momentum, the murderous aura is unstoppable, enough to make people forget that the loli in front of her is actually a flat chest.

"What's the point of having no breasts? My brother has a little dick, do you have any? Hmph!"

The cold and arrogant little loli, with her head held high, entered the kitchen like a proud little rooster, with eyes full of "mortals with fish lips", her eyes were instantly frozen because of her intrusion. Several maids glanced at them.

"It's unlucky! It's all such unpalatable food, how can the corpse eat it?"

Qi Qiandie groaned in his heart, although he didn't have the hobby of eating only virgins, but as a member of the big foodie empire, the requirements of delicate meat and rich nutrition are still necessary, like the zombies of the US Emperor's family who live all day long. Eating some messy, hormone-laden junk food will affect his cute appearance.

"Why are your cultivation levels so low? You're only practicing Qi!" Qi Qiandie said with a look of disgust, waved her sleeves, and pointed to a few dishes on the table that looked quite "delicate and nutritious", which should be The ingredients for "human beings", said: "I want to eat this, this... this... and this...you hurry up and make it for me, and send it to my room. Don't procrastinate, let me eat it." You came here personally to urge me three times and invite you four times, do you think I’m a rookie easy to bully?”

While Qi Qiandie spoke proudly, she cleverly revealed her identity.

As for whether the maids would believe her identity, Qi Qiandie expressed that she had no pressure.

Although the maids must have some doubts in their hearts, they can't help being beautiful, and now they are well dressed, with a white and beautiful appearance, no matter what, they can't be reminiscent of treacherous people.

People in the world are always like this, respect clothes before respecting people, borrowing the line from Andy Hua in "A World Without Thieves"-do you have to be a good person if you drive a good car?

wrong!Corinthians are neither.

The big poisonous corpse, Qi Qiandie, stood with her head held high, in the middle of the kitchen, with her hands behind her back, looking at some junk "food" that wasn't even a snack with a look of disgust.

"This...this girl, the kitchen is full of people...things...miscellaneous...greasy..." A woman with the appearance of a maid walked up to Qi Qiandie, lowered her head in a cautious tone, trying to persuade Qi Qiandie to leave , but the words of persuasion have not yet been finished, and Qi Qiandie abruptly swallowed the following words in the eyes of "You have an ugly face, small breasts and low DPS, don't talk".

snort!Stupid mortal, still want to fight with me?

Qi Qiandie withdrew her scrutiny from the maid, and swaggered around the kitchen with her hands behind her back. As she walked with her cold and haughty eyes, she kept saying, "A mortal with a fish lip, how can you not even do this kind of thing?" I can't do it well" tone, pointing fingers at the work of the maids, picking and nitpicking, to the point of picking bones in eggs, if they can't beat them, they will be beaten to death.

Qi Qiandie not only pointed out the work of living maids, but also did not let go of inanimate objects, such as whether the decoration of the kitchen is made of pure natural materials, will people get cancer, leukemia, A, B, C, D, H liver , Is the material the most expensive, the best and the most gorgeous in the market, is the decoration style the most popular this year... Ah, what about fashion?Popularity doesn't fit with this girl's temperament and style of painting. It doesn't match this girl who is so elegant, so beautiful, so bright, so pure, so charming...Did you say something contradictory?

In line with the reason of "only the more picky, not the most picky", Qi Qiandie despised the kitchen of the beauty building from inside to outside once.

Just when Qi Qiandie was so happy that she despised her and almost forgot the purpose of her trip, a young and clear voice suddenly sounded behind her, "I have seen a woman who is picky, but I have never seen a woman who is so picky. A woman... huh Hmph...it really is troublesome."

"What's wrong with the woman? No matter how troublesome you are, you were born by a woman. Or... are you actually the product of a man?" Qi Qiandie turned her head angrily and looked at the unusually beautiful boy behind her. Startled, then instinctively narrowed his eyes, a strange light flashed in his eyes.

With the help of various plug-ins (such as red name alarm and target list) that come with Jiansan, Qi Qiandie can almost immediately find out whether there are dangerous objects around him on any occasion and under any circumstances. The big bad guy is no exception.

The reason for using "almost" is because...

"Fuck! Where did this guy come from? Why didn't Heyman call the police with such a big name? What about the ding-dong-dong sound? It's fine if Heyman didn't call the police. Before he spoke, the target list was still there. There is no such person as him." Qi Qiandie slandered loudly in her heart.

If you use the world of Jiansan as a metaphor... Do you know what is the creature that is more heart-stopping in Jiansan than the Beggars?It is the Mingjiao that suddenly appears from behind you after you break the invisible while running on the business road.

Basically, in the game, when you find that there is a hostile Mingjiao following behind you, even if you struggle hard to keep your hands off the keyboard, it will be useless.

Because "a good horse doesn't have a good saddle, and a weapon doesn't fit well."

"Could this guy also be invisible? The Central Plains people of Yuzui... No, the humans of Yuzui can also be invisible?" Qi Qiandie felt a sense of crisis in his heart.

In fact, after thinking about it, I understand that for so long, Qi Qiandie has basically relied on the Jiansan system, which is like a game cheat, but suddenly one day, there is a creature that can not be controlled by her cheat. A creature... No... This is no longer a creature. This is a bug, this is a virus, and it should be eliminated.

For the poisonous corpse, the best way to eliminate a person is to eat him.

So for such a BUG, ​​should it be made into [Jia Baizhi Bone Soup], [Jia Tiger Skin and Chicken Claw] or [Jia Hebei Rolled Vegetables]?Qi Qiandie hesitated.

Solving, waiting online, anxious, which of the above five poisonous snacks is more profitable?Well, for the reply "Eat whichever is cheaper and save money", 32 likes.

It is probably because I have been in this world since I was a child, and the love will understand the impure meaning of the originally pure word "eat", and Qi Qiandie's eyes when looking at people are too hungry and thirsty, originally with a three-point dislike , the seven-pointed arrogant boy shrugged, "You...what do you want to do?"

What are you doing?Of course it's you... Bah!Is to kill you!