Diary of the poisonous brother

In Qi Qiandie's eyes, Tianyijiao is an enlarged version of the university campus.

Qi Qiandie has no chance to see or know what the lives of inner disciples and direct disciples are like. More time is available for self-cultivation, referred to as "self-study".

In Tianyi Sect, every first and fifteenth day of the new year, there must be senior Jiedan in the White Deer Cave on the top of Qingyunfeng, explaining the method of cultivation to the outer disciples who have just started. The teacher is random, and the content of the explanation is random. Students, please Bring your own pen and paper, take notes in class, do not ask questions in class, and if something happens after class... I will not be responsible for explaining after class, please understand by yourself.

The world of comprehension is cruel, and being a Demon Sect is even more cruel and indifferent. Even junior brothers and sisters will inevitably become their opponents in the future. If it weren't for the school's regulations that they must come to class, which monk would have the patience and patience? Time, wasting the time of his own practice to cultivate competitors?

So in Tianyi Sect, it is normal for the seniors to wave their sleeves after class and leave in a casual way, but it is a kind of...

"Damn! Uncle Shan has finally gone from being a pervert to a more perverted one?"

In the world of practice, seniority is not based on age, but on practice. The cultivation bases are divided into "innate", "acquired", "foundation", "dandan", "Yuanying", "out of the body", and "divided". "God", "Fitness", "Crossing Tribulation", "Mahayana".The monk who spoke was just a small post-acquired fourth-level disciple. Facing the alchemy monk whose cultivation was two levels higher than his own, he called him "Master Uncle" because he couldn't call his predecessors old.

"Where is Uncle Shan perverted? You are such a gentleman, if you look so beautiful, Uncle Shan will explain it to you with a smile on your face!" However, Uncle Shan still maintains his image of aloof and iceberg, It's okay, don't be scared, it's too embarrassing.

"Whether it's appearance or bone age, girls who are no more than ten years old, you also want to?" Damn it!This is the rhythm of beasts!How can such a small junior sister... fall into the hands of those old antiques, it is really an old cow eating young grass, such a cute little junior sister is clearly prepared for us new disciples.

"The bone age is ten years old, but it has already entered the first level of the day after tomorrow. What were you and I doing when we were ten years old? Hey! I have been cultivating hard for sixty years, but I have never been able to build a foundation. I can't be these newcomers." An old voice, from the side sighed.

The way of heaven is ruthless, and those who have not established a foundation can only live for a hundred years. If they have practiced hard for [-] years without establishing a foundation, then their lifespan is short, and they basically have to wait for death.

Compared with those peers who are "ten years old but have already entered the acquired first class" by the younger junior sisters, Qi Qiandie, who is already "talented and intelligent" in the eyes of everyone, has a feeling of returning to high school class——Obviously what the other party said It's Chinese, and I understand every word and every word when they are separated, but when they are put together, how can they be at the same level as Tianshu?

It is said that the uncle who is said to have always been the spokesperson of the Gao Leng sect of Tianyi Sect, the uncle who smiled like a flower in front of me, watched the shallow explanation, asked deeply, and smiled and said to her, "What do you not understand?" "Must say" uncle, Qi Qiandie showed an awkward smile on his face, Nima didn't understand such words, labor and management really couldn't say it, it was too embarrassing.

Qi Qiandie silently shed lasagna tears in her heart, as expected it was wrong to skip class to listen to the lectures given by the acquired students. After listening to the lectures given by the students the day after tomorrow, it is no wonder that they couldn't understand a single sentence.

In order not to be the same as Mei Chaofeng, who has little knowledge of reading, he literally interpreted "destroying the enemy's head" in "Nine Yin Manual" as "attacking the enemy's skull", and turned into a brain-crazy monster who went into a rage and almost died. , Qi Qiandie decided to go to a basic class first.

"Thank you, Qiandie, for your guidance." Qi Qiandie bowed gracefully—the etiquette of a woman.

There is a noun called "Poguanziposhui", which can be used to describe Qi Qiandie very well.Originally, he also wanted to be a masculine man, but when he found out that as long as he put on this face for a day, even if he wore men's clothes, he would be interpreted as "little girls these days are really deceiving, thinking that wearing men's clothes is a boy, disguised." Dare to go out after rubbing so much", Qi Qiandie decided to report to the agency.

Stupid mortals, if you are blind, you all come to love my brother. If you love my brother, no one will love my sister. My brother just entered the group of girls and helped you love your sister.

With the idea of ​​"pretending to be a woman and sneaking into a girl, and then becoming a stallion man", Qi Qiandie cheerfully changed her clothes into a white and pink 290 healing padded jacket and a pink royal kitchen bib. Wear a pink bunny hat.

"It doesn't matter. Qiandie, your bone age is only ten years old, and you have already entered the state of acquired nature. As long as you work harder in the future, your achievements will not be inferior to me in time." Qi Qiandie at her waist pointed out, "By the way, I'm still in charge of your physical hygiene class. The class will start in three days. If you have time, Qiandie, why not come and listen to it."

That's right, Tianyi Teaching not only has compulsory courses such as practice courses, but also a variety of wonderful elective courses, allowing students to choose and study according to their own hobbies.

There is no need to introduce traditional subjects such as alchemy and casting. As for other out-of-the-way courses, there are many of them like winter and summer vacation training courses, which makes people wonder if there are some cats...

"If Qiandie is willing to learn, Master Uncle can find a way to waive your tuition and miscellaneous fees."

Sure enough, there is something tricky, and there is a tuition fee!

"Thank you, Uncle, for your kindness." Since she was not familiar with those elective courses, Qi Qiandie did not rush to agree to Shan Yuanchen, but just set a time for the next meeting, and left, ready to go back to her room and continue to meditate.

Although she couldn't understand a sentence in the Taoism class, every time she switched to the "meditation" state, although it was very slow, Qi Qiandie could really feel that the energy of the heavens and the earth turned into a trickle, Du Chong entered with the four meridians, followed the acupoints from top to bottom and walked among the limbs and bones, over and over again, until he was completely integrated into his own physical strength, and only then did he gather at the dantian, where he could use spiritual power.

It's just that he doesn't want to find trouble, but things prefer to find him - this is actually very easy to understand, after all, she is a beautiful woman, how can she not meet a few disciples?Without the teasing of a pervert, how can you prove your identity as a beautiful woman?

As soon as Qi Qiandie walked onto the field, she heard a voice from behind, "Stop! That coquettish fox in front of you is wearing a bib and pretending to be cute!"

Although the voice sounded a little annoyed, it was quite pleasant, and she must be a beautiful woman in appearance.

Qi Qiandie thought about it, turned her head cheerfully, and looked at the group of people walking towards her angrily. To be precise, they were a group of beauties. There are no ugly women in the world of practice. How can there be so many beauties in the world?

Qi Qiandie, who has no self-knowledge about his appearance, continued to watch. Although the expressions of the beauties and sisters were a little bit bad, he has always been very patient with beauties. After all, they are all his future harem, and he has a little temper What, is also tolerable.What's more, the reason why they are angry must be because of misunderstanding, as long as they explain the misunderstanding clearly, then it should be fine, right?

But beautiful sisters, shouldn’t you be talking about me?Apart from wearing bib cloth, how can you pretend to be cute and flirtatious?You don't need to pretend to be cute, it's hard to be self-sufficient when you're born cute.As for Sao Fox...

Qi Qiandie tilted her head and reached out to grab the long ears on the hat. It was obviously a pink and cute bunny head. How could it be a coquettish fox?