Diary of the poisonous brother

"Brother, what nonsense are you talking about?" Not daring to yell at his mother, and not daring to say that he didn't remember this matter, Yi Demon King could only vent his anger on his big brother, "Stop spreading rumors here, okay? How could it be possible to have a daughter? Still in the human world? I, I... I'm so mad!"

"That's not what I said, that's what Liang said." Wen Mowang waved the portrait in his hand, and said with great aggrievedness: "Look, there are still portraits to prove it, and it looks very much like you."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yi Mowang snatched the portrait from his brother and looked down at the person in the painting.

I saw the person in the painting, although he was young, he was already extremely beautiful, with a beautiful face and snow-skinned face, beautiful facial features, and a small face that was set off by a little cinnabar between the eyebrows was as delicate as a flower.

She looks pretty, but... Hundan, she obviously doesn't look like herself at all, okay?

Yi Mowang squinted at Wen Mowang, and said with a gloomy expression in a cold tone: "Looks like me? Brother, are you sure you read it right?"

"Uh..." Wen Mowang secretly glanced at the portrait, then at his brother's face that was so cold that it could kill people, and immediately turned his gaze to the roof, and said in a slightly stammering voice: "Although there is a slight difference in gender. , but...Actually...Look carefully, you still..."

"It's quite similar." Before Wen Demon King finished speaking, the former Lord Demon King, who had been soy sauced for a long time, leaned over his face, looked at the person in the painting and muttered to himself.

"Father, don't be joking, okay! What's the matter?" Yi Mowang unfolded the portrait, put it next to his face, and said with his own face facing his father and queen mother, with an exasperated expression on his face.

If it didn't fit his usual image, Yi Mowang really wanted to be like his little brother—crying for you.

"It's pretty similar, they're all pretty fat." The former devil king was glared at by his son, and his voice immediately became a little quieter, but it was small, but he didn't change his original intention at all, "It's what it is, it's really pretty. fat."

Faced with such nonsensical words from the former demon king, not to mention Yi demon king himself, even the Wen demon king and the former queen could not help but cast "you dazzled" eyes at the former demon king.

"Where am I getting fat?" Yi Mowang said blankly, this time he didn't bother to go crazy, after going through the experience of having a daughter, becoming a scumbag, and becoming fat again in one day, he would have to go crazy again. Blood burst.

It's not worth it to be so angry that your blood vessels burst because of some inexplicable crimes and incidents. If you want to die of anger, you have to drag these guys to hell.

"When you were young...you were so fat when you were that big." The former devil said that he was a good father who loved his son. Not only did he always remember his son's appearance, preferences, and personality, but he also firmly remembered his son's appearance when he was young. heart.

Of course, my son's appearance when he was a child will have the nature of brain making, and brain making things, the cuter the brain making things, the cuter they are, and the scarier ones are, the scarier they are. Yi Mowang, who was only developing normally during puberty, has become "so fat".

"Father, you are really..." Yi Mowang was almost annoyed by his own father. Does this mean that he would not have a son after having a granddaughter, and would not hesitate to blackmail his son for the sake of the granddaughter?

Regardless of whether it is black or not, but Yi Demon King has obviously given up on his father, queen mother and queen who are naturally black and impeccable. My daughter, do you have any evidence?"

"Yes..." Wen Mowang nodded without hesitation.

Yi Mowang originally thought that his elder brother would stutter at least twice when he was asked such a question - after all, he had never done such a thing before, and with that kind of IQ, it was okay to spread rumors, but if he wanted to make up a perfect lie, then It's just... It's better to believe that pigs can climb trees.

"Is there evidence? What kind of evidence is there?" Yi Mowang snorted coldly, saying that the idiot who spread rumors finally learned to make up evidence, instead of lying on the ground and rolling around, he said, "I don't care, it's my brothers who bullied me. Revenge for me", "Brother, tell me, I want to see it, it's that guy..." After Yi Mowang glanced at his father and queen mother who were still present, he suppressed the words of swearing at his brother In his stomach, he opened his mouth and said, "I don't believe that guy can make up any evidence..."

That idiot Liang can make up a logical reason, this is no longer the realm where pigs can climb trees, but directly evolved to the point where pigs can fly.

Can pigs fly?Although this is the world of self-cultivation, we must also pay attention to science.

"Of course there is evidence..." Looking at his younger brother's expression, Wen Mowang, who had been tortured by his younger brother since childhood, naturally understood what Yi Mowang was thinking at this time, but...he was destined to hit him today. My second younger brother, who let him eat without wiping his mouth, leaving such a big handle?

"Hmph! What evidence?" Yi Mowang squinted at his brother again, brother, did you take the wrong medicine?As far as my brother's IQ is concerned, do you believe the evidence he produced?Your brain was eaten by a pig, no, it was eaten by your brother.

"That's right! What evidence?" The former devil king and queen also turned their heads in unison, looking at their eldest son with a little excitement.

On the surface, of course, the two of them are there for their own successors, so they can hug... ahem, although this granddaughter is too old to play in her arms, she is also very happy; as for secretly...

If this granddaughter is really a lie made up by my youngest son who lacks soul and lacks IQ, and if my youngest son not only has this IQ to make up a lie, but also learns to make false certificates, that is really true. Yes... Really... The two of them felt relieved when they ascended as husband and wife.

"Of course!" Looking at his second younger brother's triumphant face, Wen Mowang put on a look of deep sorrow and said, "I have your natal sword as evidence..." Seeing his expression change instantly because of his words, Then looking at his younger brother with a murderous look, Wen Mowang resisted the urge to retreat, and calmly used his magic power to protect every vital point of his body, and continued: "According to the third brother, you used your natal sword as a fixed sword back then." Love token, I gave it to your daughter-in-law...cough cough, niece? Well, little loli, you can do it, you gave the natal sword to little loli's mother. Later, little loli took your natal sword, passing by thousands of When I was at Fumen, my third younger brother happened to see the sword in his hand, and after seeing it, I interrogated him again, and finally confirmed that little Lolita is your long lost... pearl."

Wen Mowang was talking, while paying attention to the expression of his brother, so as to be ready to run away or fight back at any time, but looking at it, he found that he was murderous, his face was as black as Yi at the bottom of the pot, and he was stern. A smile as shallow as a March spring breeze floated on his face.

The smile is getting bigger and bigger, and the corners of the mouth are getting higher and higher. It is no longer the spring breeze in March, but a bright and bright smile like the sunshine in June.

Nima is really terrible!You should continue to be crazy, domineering, handsome and cool, this kind of pure, sunny and energetic attack... No, it is the image of a pure, sunny and vigorous young man, so let your brother go.

"Why does my son laugh so horribly? I'm so scared that I have goosebumps... When was the last time he laughed so terribly? Anyway, I remember the last time he laughed and caused a lot of trouble."

"The last time I went to the Yaozu, there was a demon king who was in the transformation stage humiliated Liang, saying that Liang was only good-looking on the outside, but he was an idiot in essence, and then Yi found out, that's how he smiled... he laughed so loudly... The flowers and branches trembled wildly, and the devil's heart was flustered."

"When you said that, I remembered that Yi was still a Nascent Soul at that time. I don't know what method he used to draw the demon king's soul, and his body was transformed back to its original form by magic, and then he was made into a puppet. Beast, finally gave it to Liang as a mount."

"It's not just the demon king, their entire race was killed by Yi and used as mounts. Using Yuanying to fight against Huashen, he wiped out the entire race. At that time, the king of all demons and his little friends were terrified okay."

"But speaking of it, the relationship between Yi and Liang... is actually quite good. I always thought that they would only bully each other."

"Oh oh oh... This is the legend, my brother, only I can bully him?"

"Nonsense! It's clearly in the legend, I don't bully my brother, but let my brother bully me, and you bully my brother, do you think you are better than me?"

"This is the love in the absolute. You are ugly in your heart. Huanxi is a good brother, right? Although Yi is a little arrogant for the devil, and usually sees love as a bully, he is still a good brother in essence."

The former demon king and the former queen were happily making eye contact there.

But looking at the increasingly abnormal eyes of the two of them, the corners of Yi Mowang, who was smiling all over his face, twitched involuntarily, and the expression on his face also froze, "Father, Queen Mother, you... are you... ...Where did you get it wrong? I will take action purely because the third brother is my brother of the same father and mother, humiliating him is just humiliating me, other things...it's really not as complicated as you think. "

The most important thing is, if I'm really a good brother, I won't "just in time" forget to dig Liang out of the Thousand Fumen.

But it's too late to say this now, I don't want to dig Liang up, he was also dug up by someone... his body was dug up, and he will be bullied by that younger brother again from now on, the happy days... just ended like this.

Thinking of the culprit who made him end his carefree days, Yi Mowang only hated his teeth itchingly: "Qi Qiandie! You wash my chrysanthemum...wait for my neck!"