Misunderstanding of Immortals

"It's so pitiful..."

Cold rain dripped on his face.Min Yuchi opened his eyes.

Light gray sky, dark green trees, scarlet blood.

And dark purple.

A man in a dark purple suit looked down at him condescendingly, his black hair hanging down from his shoulders, almost touching the tip of Min Yuchi's nose.

He couldn't look at the other person's face carefully, but he knew that this person's complexion was very fair, as if he hadn't seen the sun for a long time.

"Tsk tsk, you still have breath!"

The man bent down and got closer.

Min Yuchi saw the man's thin lips curled up in a nice curve, full of playfulness and banter.

"Renxiu, why did you come to the Demon Realm?" The man stretched out his finger, dipped a little blood from Min Yuchi's body, put it in his mouth, and tasted it.

Min Yuchi couldn't answer.He was seriously injured, his entire waist and abdomen were blown apart by the magic explosion, and his spine must have been broken—because from the waist down, he couldn't feel any more.

Therefore, he was not afraid of this strange man.This time, he was going to die anyway.

"It's all hurt like this, why aren't you dead?" The man sneered coldly.

Yeah, damn it.

Min Yuchi closed his eyes, feeling the cold touch of the rain on his face for the last time.He liked to breathe the smell of the woods in the rain, which were full of moisture.It's a pity that the bloody smell completely covered up the fresh breath.

It's good to be dead.

Death is the end, the end of all suffering.It is also the beginning of a new life.

"It's from Jingtang." The man pulled out a small black iron plate two fingers wide from Min Yuchi's blood-soaked chest, "Where's your companion? Isn't Jingtang's people always on missions in groups? ? Oh, your companion abandoned you. That’s right, it’s clear that you’re going to die, so why bother carrying it around?”

Min Yuchi said nothing.

"It really is the bone-washing scum!" The purple-clothed man kicked over the corpse of a demon cultivator lying not far away, "This bastard got a whole corpse. Hey, little brother Jingtang over there, you choose to go with me!" Isn’t it too stupid for this scum to die together? Oh, what am I asking, the monks who came out of your quiet hall are just a group of puppets who only know how to obey orders.”

It's too noisy!

Min Yuchi couldn't help but twitched his brows.He just wanted to die peacefully, but it seemed that even this smallest hope could not be realized.

"Hey!" The man in purple bluffed and poked Min Yuchi's face, "You are lucky today. You killed my good brother by washing the bones, and you killed him to avenge my brother. I want to thank you .”

No.Min Yuchi said in his heart.You walked away quietly and let me die well, just to thank me.

But the man in purple didn't hear his heart.With a snap of his fingers, Min Yuchi's damaged body floated up.Gentle white light enveloped him, and a strong spiritual energy injected into his body.

Min Yuchi was so shocked that he was so angry and bloody that he passed out completely.

-

"...the injury is really serious..."

Water wraps the body.

It's so warm... Just like when I was a child, my mother's embrace...

mother……

He left home at the age of five and was brought into the teacher's school by his master. Foundation building at 23 years old, pulse congealing at 40 years old...

It has been more than 60 years since I left home.Mother, she is already gone.

"It cost me a lot of money to save you... Hey, I don't know your name yet... Tsk tsk, the flesh is quite tender, much better than my pet..."

Such a noisy man.

The body is itchy and hot.This should be the elixir and healing spell at work.He could hear the click of bones reattaching.Sensation in the legs... Gradually came back...

It seems that it is impossible to die.

"Oh! What's going on? Why are you vomiting blood?"

"...was poisoned by the bone-washing corpse Gu..."

"... Gu poison is yin to cold..."

"The essence of the dragon is the most yang thing, it can overcome Gu poison..."

what happened?

He couldn't open his eyes, but he could feel the man's strange excitement, as well as his frenzied gaze scanning his body.

There was a sudden crushing feeling on the lips.

!!!

On this day, Min Yuchi experienced many feelings that he had never experienced after decades of painstaking cultivation.

It was the first time to be kissed, the first time to be caressed by a man's palm, the first time someone touched the private part between the legs, the first time...

"what……"

"Huh... really tight...does it hurt? It shouldn't hurt. I never hurt people..."

It really doesn't hurt.

The body was suddenly filled with a scorching force, almost bursting open.Pleasure spread like fire, burning every tendon of him and devouring his sanity.

You can't resist, you can only bear it.

"……Like it……"

Intermittent panting, moaning with crying, completely unable to speak a coherent sentence.

In the confusion, he accidentally remembered the scene he saw in the mountain behind the master's gate when he was a teenager.

Under the fluffy big banyan tree, the senior brother and the seventh senior brother hugged each other disheveledly, their limbs intertwined.Under the impact of Seventh Senior Brother, the always cold and aloof elder brother groaned like weeping, like joy and pain, but he clung tightly to the person on his body, stretched his waist to meet...

He was still young back then, and he didn't understand why a person would make such a voice.

Now...he understands...

-

"woke up?"

The handsome boy who couldn't tell the difference between male and female looked at him, with a hostility in his eyes that he didn't understand.

"I think it's time for you to wake up too. You only accepted grace once, so there's no need to be so delicate."

Min Yuchi sat blankly, ignoring the young man.

His life was saved.However, people are also useless.

Dantian is empty.His inner alchemy is gone, and his cultivation base is gone.All his hopes are gone!

"Don't be sad." The man arrived at some unknown time, picked up a strand of his long hair, put it to his nose and sniffed it lightly, "The cultivation base is gone, and it will be better if you practice it again. I will teach you how to practice magic skills."

Snapped--

The man's hand is opened.

"Presumptuous!" the young man yelled, "Your Majesty the Seventh Prince kindly wanted to save you, but you are so ignorant! Your Majesty, why should you keep the villain's cultivation after such a waste? Just throw it back to the human world."

The man smiled, pinching his chin, looking into his blank eyes.

"You guys are really hypocritical for cultivating. You always have to die or live for a way. The righteous way and the evil way are both ways of cultivation. What's the difference?"

"Forget it, I won't tease you. Your poison has not been cleared yet, and you have to stay with me for a while longer."

-

"Your Highness..."

"You told me to call me Suzong."

"Don't dare to call His Highness by his name directly."

"Tch...what's the matter?"

"But...is there any other way to detoxify?"

The man's eyes lit up, and he glanced over meaningfully, "Why, you don't want to die anymore?"

He lowered his head, "Since I didn't die, God's will let me live well. Besides, His Highness took time and effort to save me, and I said lightly about life and death. I am sorry for your painstaking efforts."

The man smiled, and started to move his hands and feet again, touching his hair and hands, like a child who got a new toy and couldn't put it down.

"There is no other way to detoxify. What we use is the best way. Blushing? Never practiced with others before? Oh, don't be angry, I'm kidding! Don't you like it? I'm not doing well enough?"

"Such things are not suitable for joking...Your Highness, can you let go of my hand?"

"Your hands are too cold, let me warm them up for you. Why is your face so ugly? Is it poisonous again? Come, let me show you!"

"No... I'm fine... Mmm! Your Highness, you—"

"...Does it hurt here? What about here? Oh, it's all swollen like this...it must be very uncomfortable..."

"Let... let go..."

"Shh... just leave it to me... close your eyes, you'll feel better soon..."

……

"Ah...uh..."

"Are you comfortable?"

"Easy...lightly...slowly...ah!"

"My mouth is not right. You obviously like me more, hurry up and work harder!"

"You... ah..."

"Huh... do you like to come from behind?"

"Don't... don't say it!"

"I didn't lie to you, did I? It's really more comfortable, isn't it?"

-

"Still not willing to practice magic?"

"Your Highness doesn't need to persuade me anymore about this matter. I can use this to get out of the 'Jing Tang', and it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."

"If you don't practice, you can only live another four or fifty years at most. You will grow old and get sick very quickly. Aren't you afraid?"

"Birth, old age, sickness and death, people are just normal. It is also a kind of experience to be able to live a life like a mortal."

"It's strange that you are cultivating. By the way, look what new gadgets I got!"

"This... you simply—"

"Haha, I really like the way you blush. Come on, let's try!"

"Don't mess around! My poison hasn't flared up yet!"

"Who said that dual cultivation can only be done when you are poisoned? You people are really old-fashioned in cultivation. Let me teach you—"

"No... um..."

……

"...Yuchi, you are so kind..."

"... Please... ah... don't..."

"You like it?"

"……I beg you……"

"Call me by name...call me Suzong, and I'll give you..."

"...Ah! Ah..."

"Call!"

"Trace...Trace..."

"I'm... Be good, don't worry. I'll give it to you right now. I can give you as much as you want..."

-

"Suzong, I wandered around the palace for a while today."

"Finally willing to go out for a walk? Well, it's my fault. I want to detoxify you, not to keep you from getting out of bed on purpose... What's the matter?"

"Your pets are all pretty..."

"Oh, I thought it was something. They weren't rude to you, were they? I have told you that you are my honored guest, and no one should neglect you."

"A distinguished guest..."

"What? Well, it smells so good, what kind of balm did you apply today?"

"I didn't wipe anything. Don't just... I don't want to!"

"...What's the matter? Are you unhappy? Did it hurt you that morning?"

"I think... I think, I should go back."

"But your poison has not been cured..."

"The last bit of residual poison can be cleared by taking elixir. Your highness rescued me, and I spent several days in your mansion. I should say goodbye. I am grateful for your highness's life-saving grace. As long as your highness calls, I will definitely come back." I will do my best for you."

"Yuchi! What's the matter with you? Did one of my servants bully you? Tell me his name, and I'll help you drive him away!"

"His Royal Highness's pets are very friendly and courteous to me."

"Why don't you call me by my name? Yuchi, you're not happy. Tell me why."

"I didn't... um... Suzong, I'm not in the mood right now... Let go!"

"If you don't tell me, I won't let you go."

"Ah...how do you...you can only think about this?"

"You don't like it?"

"Like and want are two different things! Now, I don't want to do this with you anymore!"

"But I want to! Yuchi, I want you to stay. Stay in the Dragon Palace, at least you are here, you won't grow old..."

"I'm getting old and ugly, Your Highness doesn't like me anymore, right?"

"what……"

"Ah!"

"Yuchi! What's the matter with you? We're fine this morning!"

"It's nothing. I just realized that I had a ridiculous dream. When I woke up, I became a big joke."

"Who dares to laugh at you? Yuchi, don't go! Stay with me. I can't bear you!"

"In what capacity do I stay? Your guest? Your friend? Or your male favorite?"

"...I think, any one will do."

"........."

"Alas! Don't be angry! Are you poisoned? It's okay, I'm here! Come..."

"Go away!"

"Heh, you look so pretty when you're angry."

Snapped--

"Huh... Yuchi, you can always surprise me..."

"Ah... um..."

"Be my lover, Yuchi. I will treat you very well, very well... Be good, spread your legs a little more... If only you were so obedient under the bed..."

-

"Suzong, what do you think of me?"

"You are my baby! You are smart, beautiful, and have personality. The feeling of double cultivation with you is amazing! I have so many pets, but I have never felt like being with you with them..."

"Suzong, I want to go back. I'm serious this time."

"What's the matter with you? I have already dealt with the two pets who showed you the face last time. One of them was an old man who had been with me for more than ten years. I didn't soften my heart when I drove him away. You see, I am right How nice of you..."

"I'm not your boyfriend!!!"

"Calm down. Of course you are not, Yuchi. I want to give you a name!"

"Name?"

"In addition to the main concubine, I can also have two side concubines, regardless of gender. So I thought... what are you doing! How did the Wangshui knife get into your hands? Yuchi, calm down, you don't have cultivation base now, If you get slashed by this knife, you really can't save him!"

"Open the enchantment! Let me go!"

"Yuchi! Don't! Say something well. Yuchi, I really don't understand. What do you want?"

"What do I want? I want self-esteem and freedom. Tracing back to the ancestors, I want a person's wholehearted love and respect. If I can't get it, I'd rather die!"

"You...I already dote on you the most, and we are so happy together. You obviously like it too, and you can't do without me."

"You can't do without, you know now—"

"Stop! I... I'll let you go! But, Yuchi, I'll go find you! I won't let you go! You're mine!"

-

Human world, bustling streets.The riverside teahouses, pavilions and pavilions are particularly elegant.

A man in white is sitting in a pavilion near the water, wiping a set of tea sets that are blue after the rain.

"Shopkeeper." The girl came over with a package, "It was delivered by that boy Sun Fox, put it down and left, saying thank you for your help earlier."

"Put it away. It's hard for him to have a heart."

"The shopkeeper is the one who is willing to do good."

"We are no different from those big sects. We have limited resources, so we can help as much as we can. It is not easy for casual cultivators and little demons to cultivate."

The girl leaves.A gust of wind blew from the river, brushing the man's long hair.

A pair of hands stretched out from behind and embraced him violently, pressing hot lips behind his ears.

"Yuchi, do you miss me?"

There are dark purple robes in the corners of his eyes, and he smells a familiar man's breath at the end of his nose.His heart skipped a beat and he almost smashed the teacup in his hand.

"You're late. I have to go out on errands tomorrow morning."

"It's okay." The man whispered in his ear, "From now to dawn, there is still a lot of time, enough for us."

-

The gauze curtains were drawn down, and the candles were dimly lit.

In the depths of the shaking bed curtain, two figures were closely entangled like snakes.

Rapid panting and moaning, violent shocking impact, sobbing and roaring joyously when it reaches the extreme...

After a long time, the fierce battle stopped.

"Miss me?" the man asked in a low voice, stroking his sweaty back.

"That's it." He lay down in the quilt, still reminiscing about the joy just now.

"Come back with me."

He smiled disdainfully.

"We are still together anyway, why don't you go back with me? The air in the human world is turbid, and you are entangled in miscellaneous things. How can you live a happy life with me in the Dragon Palace?"

"You still don't understand, do you?" He turned over and stared at the handsome man with a sneer.

"It's because you think too much." The man leaned over and kissed his lips, "You like me and want me. I want you too. I'm destined to be together."

"Then let's go and see." He said lazily, "That's it, unrestrained, we meet each other when we think about it, and we each live our own lives. You will find that this way is more suitable for us. .”

The man is still puzzled, but he doesn't intend to delve into it.

"Come...it's still early before dawn..."

-

after a long time--

Min Yuchi rode on the back of a magic leopard, overlooking the royal court battlefield from a distance on the high hill.

The world was dyed blood red by the flames of war, just as he saw the color on the day he was dying.

Heaven's punishment came, and the dazzling light covered the entire field of vision.Then, everything fell silent.

"It's over?" Min Yuchi murmured.

"It's over..." Huangfu Suzong lay in the muddy blood.

In the line of sight of the two, the dark clouds broke apart, the blue sky was clear, and the golden sun shone down.

-

"It's so pitiful..."

A shadow was cast over his head, Huangfu Suzong opened his eyes.The handsome young man stood beside him indifferently, looking down at him.

"You are here..." The former Seventh Prince of the Dragon Clan smiled with difficulty, "Just now I was thinking... It would be nice to see you again before I die..."

"I'm sorry for you." Min Yuchi squatted down slowly, wiping the blood on the man's face with his slender fingers, "Feng Zhen... no, he is His Majesty the Dragon Emperor now. He asked me to come to you and said, If it's not dead, pick it up."

The man laughed, touching the wound in his abdomen, coughing uncontrollably, and dark red blood snaked down from the corner of his mouth.

"From now on...following him well...better than...following me..."

The corner of Min Yuchi's mouth twitched, "It's still so noisy, it seems that I can't die for a while, so I have to reluctantly pick it up."

A whistle sounded, and the magic leopard rushed over and picked up the man.

Huangfu traced back to his ancestors: "..."

"That's pretty good." Min Yuchi looked at it with interest, and finally laughed.

-

"...His injury is very difficult... Someone needs to take the elixir and transform it to him..."

"You can't! You have no cultivation base. You will die if you take the panacea!"

"Then... I will practice my cultivation."

"Yuchi?"

"It's just a demon..."

-

A warm body came up and kissed his lips.The pure spiritual power was passed on.

The man transformed into a dragon tail, subconsciously entangled the person on his body, and then wrapped it tightly.

"is it you?"

no answer.There is only spiritual power that is continuously passed on.

"It's you……"

Mercury appeared in the corner of the man's eyes, trembling, he hugged the person in his arms even tighter, wishing to blend into each other's flesh and blood.

-

"here it is……"

"It's your Dragon Palace." Min Yuchi lowered his head and grinded the medicine, "However, Your Majesty has given me the Dragon Palace as a residence."

"It's so quiet..."

"Are you asking about your pets? When I came, they had already left. It seems that many of your treasures were also taken away by them."

"The tree fell and the hozen scattered."

"Isn't that right, Your Highness Hozen."

The man looked at the handsome side of the young man, "Are you going too?"

"Me?" Min Yuchi smiled, "You may not have figured out the situation, Your Majesty the Seventh Prince. This is already my residence. The only one who wants to get out is you."

man:"……"

-

It's been a long time.

The man, with his bare chest still wrapped in bandages, sat on the bed.

"Yuchi, why did you take me in?"

"Does it matter?"

"I want to know the answer. I was not a good lover, and I broke your heart. There are some things I know too late. But you are willing to give me another chance."

"Do I have it? I just think that although you don't have a heart, the object below is extremely useful. I keep you here as a tool to use when needed."

The man closed his eyes and smiled.

"If this makes you happy, then, this body, you can use it as you like."

Min Yuchi stared at him for a moment, raised his hand, and tore off his belt.

The man's smile deepened, and he lifted the thin quilt covering his abdomen, ready to go.

In the red silk tent, people's shadows are superimposed, panting hotly.

The handsome young man was sitting on the man's body, hugging his strong shoulders, his sweaty face was blushing, and his body was heaving.The man stared at him deeply, unwilling to miss his every expression.

"It's coming...don't stop..."

"Okay!" The man hugged his lover's slender waist tightly, and gave without reservation, "I will be with you...forever!"

The young man had long hair loose, lowered his head, cupped the man's face, and kissed him.

-

"Your Majesty said that if you are willing to serve him, he will let you go and make you a king."

"Oh……"

"If you don't want to, then you have to leave the Demon Realm."

"Oh……"

"By the way, Your Majesty is looking for a man named 'Ouyang Wei' all over the world, do you know him?"

Shaking his head.

"really weird……"

"What else did Feng Zhen say?"

"Don't call him by his first name! He said nothing. Why, what else do you think?"

"Well... what if I stay... stay by your side?"

"What can you do if you stay?" Min Yuchi smiled contemptuously, "Warming the bed? Huangfu Suzong, Prince Longqi, is this what you are good for?"

"I'm no longer a prince." Huangfu Suzong smiled slightly, "I can do anything, as long as I can stay by your side. I can see you, hear your voice, and touch you every day. Yuchi, I can no longer leaving you."

Min Yuchi looked at him silently.

Huangfu Suzong took his hand and kissed his fingers, "You redeemed my soul and saved my life. I can't live without you. I will cling to you and never leave you for a moment." .Use my whole life to love you."

Min Yuchi closed his eyes, and there was a faint glint in his eyes.

Huangfu Suzong pulled him over, hugged him tightly, aimed at his trembling lips, and kissed him deeply.

-

It was a long, long time again.

"Yuchi, when did you fall in love with me?"

"What year and month happened? I have long forgotten."

"I haven't forgotten."

"Oh……"

"I searched for blood and found you. You were lying in a pool of blood. It was the first time I saw a dying person so beautiful that I couldn't move my eyes. I thought at the time, I must take this person back! "

"Oh……"

"Oh, it's over? Wife, I fell in love with you at first sight, didn't you feel moved? I was the seventh prince of Dragon Seven in the harem..."

"You're really loud! What are you doing talking so much nonsense in bed? I'm going to my quarterly report meeting in an hour. Either you have another date with me, or let me sleep for a while." Sleep!"

"A date! I make a date!"