[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

"Hestia, what are you doing?" Demeter watched Hestia throw out the mushrooms that he roasted on the fire, and he couldn't help showing aggrieved expression on his face.An angry expression appeared on Hera's face.How could Hestia throw away these beautiful mushrooms that she and Demeter had picked together?

"If you want to die, eat it. These mushrooms are poisonous!" Hestia said lightly. She only glanced at the beautiful appearance of those mushrooms, and the inference of poisonous mushrooms appeared in her mind.

"Demeter, Hera throws away the mushrooms." Hades said, basically indicating that the matter was settled.Compared to Hestia, the eldest sister who has no majesty, Hades, the eldest brother, is absolutely majestic.

Because Hades spoke, Demeter and Hera could only reluctantly throw away these poisonous mushrooms, but some dissatisfaction with Hestia arose in their hearts.Although they and Hestia once stayed together in Kronos' womb, although they were both girls, they were not intimate with each other when they were in Kronos' womb.Now that they have left Kronos' stomach, they have slowly developed some rifts between each other.

Zeus couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief, he had been acting with Demeter and Hera just now.Because he felt that marrying a sister of his was necessary if he was going to be successful.After all, Gaia and Uranus, Rhea and Kronos all gave him examples to emulate.And his brothers can do the same, so he must make a better impression on his sisters.But Hestia grabbed Poseidon and left before he had the opportunity to show courteousness to him. He could only target the remaining two sisters.

When searching for food with Demeter and Hera, Zeus quickly won to stay in the belly of Cronus with his witty language and experience of living on Crete. The two Demeters who have never seen the world have a good impression.

Just because he wanted to keep being a gentleman to win the favor of the two sisters, Zeus could only watch the two sisters collect a lot of particularly beautiful mushrooms.How could he not have grown up in Crete knowing that these colorful and beautiful mushrooms are poisonous mushrooms that cannot be eaten?But he couldn't interrupt the two sisters' interest in collecting food for the first time, so he could only scratch their heads and follow.Fortunately, he saw a bison on the road. Since the cow had enough meat, they wouldn't eat those poisonous mushrooms, so he didn't stop the two sisters from collecting them.

Now Hestia made a move, Hades made a sound, and it was great that those poisonous mushrooms were thrown out without him.

Because of the episode of poisonous mushrooms, the two of Demeter were a little unhappy, which somewhat affected the atmosphere of the first dinner of the brothers and sisters.

"Poseidon, you put down the fish, and you, Hades, put down your rabbit."

As soon as he finished the poisonous mushroom and turned around, Hestia was irritated by Poseidon throwing the fish into the fire, and Hades hugged the rabbit and planned to drink blood directly.Her siblings either don't work hard and don't distinguish between grains and grains, and specialize in poisonous cooking, or they plan to drink blood like a hair. It really makes people feel that their future is dark.

Anyone who doesn't understand the true meaning of food should die!Hestia seemed to ignite her own small universe in an instant, making it almost impossible for others to look directly at her.She commanded the others with her hands on her hips calmly. At this time, her performance was completely in line with the identity of the eldest daughter of the god king Kronos and the god queen Rhea.

"You two go and wash these wild fruits." She pointed to the two younger sisters. "The two of you deal with the cow. Poseidon, you go and deal with the fish. Remember that the cow has to be shaved clean, the fish has to deal with the scales, and the internal organs have to be dealt with."

After telling the siblings what to do separately, Hestia grabbed two dead rabbits and started packing them up.

After she finished handling the rabbit, she smeared the spices and seasonings she collected on the rabbit, crushed a few wild fruits, dripped the juice on the rabbit, and then put the rabbit on the shelf above the fire to burn slowly. Slow roasted up.

Immediately afterwards, she took over the fish that Poseidon had processed, and also wiped the inside and outside of the fish with seasoning, then wrapped the fish with thick leaves and buried it in the ground beside the fire.

After finishing all this, she turned over the rabbit that had already emitted the aroma, and then ended up with the processed beef from Zeus, who was a little dazed by the aroma.

She looked at it, chose the ribs of the cow, fed them with spices and seasonings, and then took the golden tray she brought from the Temple of Kronos, put the ribs on it and put it on the fire Stack that piece.Then she thought about it, took another part of the cow, fed it with food, and put it on the tray.

"It smells so good!" Hera, who was sitting on the side watching Hestia's movements, couldn't help saying after finishing the task Hestia arranged just now.She smelled the aroma of Hestia's food, and she felt even hungrier.When she saw Hestia looking at her after hearing her words, she turned her head awkwardly.She thought about the poisonous mushroom incident just now, and now it seems that Hestia is indeed unique in handling food, so maybe those mushrooms just now are really inedible.Thinking of this, she no longer felt that Hestia was an annoying guy.

"Okay, it's ready to eat." Several brothers and sisters were already restless by the aroma of the food, and they immediately gathered around after Hestia said it was ready to eat.

Hestia distributed the food to her younger siblings like a big sister.

"It's delicious." Hera couldn't help saying while eating the tender and juicy beef ribs.

Hades on the side quietly gnawed on the rabbit's legs, and his slightly curved lips also showed that he was very satisfied with the food.

Poseidon quickly finished one fish, then picked up another and started to chew.It wasn't until the fish was eaten up that he found time to let his mouth perform another function besides eating.

"I can't see that you still have such skills, Hestia. From now on, we will hand over all our meals to you." He smiled brightly, showing a row of white teeth.

"Leave it to me." Seeing the satisfied faces of the siblings in front of her, Hestia felt a sense of pride in her heart, which made her get carried away, and agreed to Poseidon out of nowhere.

In the long life of God in the future, every time she saw those guys who ran to her temple for food, the future Goddess of Home Kitchen said to herself more than once, "I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid. If at the beginning It's fine if you don't agree. I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid..."

The great goddess Hestia wanted to go back to the original day more than once.After Poseidon said that, she would slap Poseidon's spinach head with a brick.Then he yelled at him loudly: "I am a beautiful, noble and unparalleled... (five thousand words are omitted below)... Goddess, I am not a cook!"

But it's a pity that the priesthood of our future Goddess of Home Kitchen doesn't include prophecy, she can't predict her future "tragedies".Now she is still a silly elder sister who is obsessed with using food to establish the authority of her elder sister.So now our silly big sister cheerfully took over the great job of feeding the younger siblings.

Hearing that Hestia patted her flat chest and promised to take over the job of cook, Zeus couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.He has already seen that although his other two older sisters are beautiful and in line with his aesthetics, they are not so beautiful that he will be so romantic even if he dies under the peony flowers.He didn't want to eat every meal with the determination to die every day.He is a person who wants to make a big business, and he will definitely not be poisoned to death by his sister's meal.It seems that Hestia is relatively reliable in cooking, so Zeus decided to leave his stomach to take care of for the time being.

It’s just that Zeus didn’t quite understand something, so he picked up something from the food Hestia gave him and asked, “Miss Hestia, this seems to be a certain part of a cow, it’s really edible. Is it?" He has to admit that Hestia's workmanship is good, this thing does exude this kind of fragrance, but even if it is fragrant, it can't hide the fact that it is a cow's balls.

Hestia glanced at the shining ball in Zeus's hand, and said indifferently, "You should eat more to replenish your body. Believe me, you need it very much."

Some thoughts always appeared in Hestia's mind. For example, when she was looking for food just now, she knew that some animals and plants could be used as ingredients.Sometimes some weird thoughts appear in her mind, for example, when she saw Poseidon for the first time, she always thought of canned spinach.Although she didn't understand what a can of spinach was, that didn't stop her from thinking of a pipe Hercules, and then of a walking duck with its buttocks twisted and twisted.

And when Hestia saw the cow brought back by Zeus just now, she always felt that Zeus had slaughtered her own kind.Originally, she didn't intend to make egg specials, but she just glanced over by chance and suddenly felt that her dear brother Zeus must be in need of mending.

Hestia's idea is very simple, she just wants to show Zeus her love as the elder sister.But her words caused ambiguity among others. Demeter and Hera just glanced at Zeus secretly.Poseidon simply looked directly at a certain part of Zeus unscrupulously, but there was a concerned expression on his face.

I was wrong, Hestia, you better just cook.Zeus felt that he had to take Hestia out of his wife candidate list, otherwise her unreasonable mouth would be good enough for him.

Seeing the bitter expression on the face of the superior Zeus among the brothers and sisters who behaved everywhere since the first meeting, Poseidon laughed unceremoniously, and even Hades slightly curved his lips.Soon Poseidon's laughter infected everyone, even Demeter and Hera, who had always been very reserved, also laughed.In the end, even the depressed Zeus laughed, and of course he smiled more wryly.

The whole cave was filled with the laughter of these brothers and sisters. At this moment, they may not have imagined that this period of fleeing and hiding would be the simplest period of their long life, but also the most precious period of time.Even if the relationship between them is no longer so pure in the future, they will still recall this time from time to time.

The author has something to say:

Zeus's hard-boiled ball feast, I think this is very necessary for a stallion.Once I watched the news on Twelve, a Dandan food festival was held in a foreign country, and the raw materials for the food were all kinds of eggs (+﹏+)~ crazy dizzy