[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

Hestia slowly got up from where she was originally sitting, and stretched a not-so-ladylike waist.Now she is no longer the baby she was when she was just born. In Kronos' stomach, she grew up slowly, although it may be slower than outside, and now she looks like six or seven years old.

But Hestia is still not satisfied with the way she is now, especially every time she sees Hades who is swallowed by Kronos after her.Hades now looks like a teenager in his teens.Every time Hestia sees Hades and compares his own pudding appearance, Hestia is full of resentment. Could it be that autistic children grow faster?

That's right, the autistic child is Hestia's nickname quietly given to Hades, because from the arrival of Hades, to the arrival of Hera and Demeter one after another, she hasn't said a few words to Hades .Hades likes to sleep quietly curled up in the darkest part of Kronos' belly.This guy is definitely an otaku!Hestia often called Hades this in his heart, and then wondered what an otaku was.

As for Hera and Demeter, who didn't grow as fast as Hades, but now looked about the same age as him, Hestia was also full of resentment.Obviously she is the eldest daughter of Kronos and Rhea, how come all the brothers and sisters born after her grow faster than her?This kind of resentment for being able to grow up quickly made the relationship between her and Hera and Demeter very ordinary. You and I can almost be called girlfriends.

Hestia stood up and walked to the usual place, ready to observe what her father, the god, had eaten today.This is one of her hobbies. I don’t know why she cares so much about Kronos’ daily recipes, and enjoys observing Kronos’ food every day.It can be said that this is her only hobby to pass the long and boring time in Kronos' stomach.From this point of view, she and Hades are indeed siblings, and they are equally strange.

Although Hestia and the others stayed in Kronos' stomach, surrounded by various organs, there was a space for them, so that they would not pass through the digestive system like those foods and eventually turn into beeps was expelled.Staying in the belly of Kronos, there are no flowers, plants, and blue sky and white clouds in it. It seems that you can only study human anatomy and the diet of the king of gods.So Hestia felt that she was really normal.At least compared to Hades, who was asleep, and Poseidon, who was like a big monkey, it was very normal.

Poseidon, second son of Cronus and Rhea, swallowed after Hera and Demeter.His arrival brought noise to the dreary world of Kronos' belly.He seemed to have endless vitality, which made him unable to stay quietly in one place.His hobby is to slide back and forth on a piece of watermelon rind, filling the whole space with his happy shouts. (Kronos: Why do I eat watermelon with the skin?)

No, during the moment when Hestia was in a daze occasionally, Poseidon was already stepping on his watermelon rind skateboard, playing with Kronos' belly, and he sometimes snuggled up and whispered to each other. Hera and Demeter passed by and tugged at their hair.This caused the two of Hera to scream, but it only made Poseidon more excited, and his laughter greatly exceeded the voices of Hera and the others.

However, after walking too much at night, when he finally encountered a ghost, Poseidon left Hera and the others triumphantly and passed by Hestia. Her well-loved Kronos swallowed the belly bone (囧!) was hit hard on the head and slapped off the watermelon rind skateboard.

"Poseidon, let me see you bullying Hera and Demeter again, and I will shoot you into the bile of God the Father." Hestia threatened, waving the bones fiercely. , She thinks she is still very authoritative.

"Hestia bitch!" Poseidon pulled down his eyelids with one finger, and stuck out his tongue in mockery.He has a natural fascination with water, so he also likes to use a skateboard to imitate gliding on the water, but the bile of the stupid old father is not a good place to go.Although he wasn't afraid of Hestia's vicious woman who never grew up, he wouldn't be so stupid as to play there.

"It's so noisy!" A deep voice came, making Poseidon and Hestia shiver involuntarily.

Hades is woken up!

Hestia and Poseidon couldn't help shrinking their shoulders into the corner at the same time.Just kidding, in front of Hades who gets up very angry, no matter whether it is the elder sister's authority or her lively and playful nature, there will be no hair left.

"It's all your fault!" Poseidon and Hestia, who were nestling quietly in the corner, rolled their eyes at each other at the same time, and then turned their heads away fiercely.

Finally, after Hades closed his eyes again, the two slowly moved out of the hiding corner.

"Huh——" Poseidon let out a long breath. The sleeping devil Hades is really not easy to mess with. He still remembers the first time he woke up Hades, as if waking up the sleeping devil. , let Hades beat him severely.

It was at that time that Hestia knew that Hades, who seemed to be sleeping all day long, was actually very skilled, and it was no problem to clean up the "adhd child" Poseidon.It was at this time that Hestia established in her heart the belief that no one could provoke Hades who was sleeping.

Seeing Hades fall asleep again, Poseidon became active again, and of course he remembered to stay away from Hades.

Hestia pouted and stopped paying attention to Poseidon's stupid appearance, and started to carry out today's routine activities, observing what her father god ate again today.

Just when Hestia lamented in her heart that the food of the god-king Papa is not so good, not as good as that of ordinary people in the Rabbit Kingdom (eh, what is that?), she heard that Poseidon There was a scream from there.

Poseidon's scream at the same time caught the attention of Hera and Demeter who were talking quietly, and Hades opened his eyes again in displeasure.So all the residents in this space were lucky enough to see the stupid look of Poseidon covering his head and baring his teeth.

"Father bastard, are you planning to beat us all to death?" Poseidon covered his head and yelled loudly, but of course the old bastard he was talking about didn't hear anything.

"Shut up!" Hades' voice came again, and Poseidon had to lower the volume of cursing.

Hera and Demeter didn't pay much attention either, they were already numb in this place where they couldn't tell the difference between the sun and the moon, and even Poseidon's stupid appearance had long been tired of watching.

Hestia walked towards Poseidon.

"Eldest sister, you still care about me..." Poseidon's face was full of emotion, and it really was the elder sister who was willing enough to care about his brother whose head was smashed.In the end, he was saddened to find that Hestia passed by him and picked up the thing that hit his head.

"You don't care about me, even the stupid Hestia woman doesn't care about me, I'm so sad, woo woo woo..." Poseidon covered his face and pretended to cry, but from time to time he would cry from the side where he covered his eyes. Peek out between your fingers.It's a pity that he was doomed to be disappointed, no one paid attention to him, and even Hestia silently returned to her original place after seeing the thing she was interested in.

Poseidon pursed his lips, picked up his watermelon rind skateboard and went to do what he should do.The gods are neither born nor dead, and they don't know how long they will stay here, so let's find something interesting.

Poseidon, who was skating around, looked around boredly. In fact, he is not that keen on skateboarding, but he is too boring.But he glanced at Hestia by chance, and suddenly felt that he could see happiness from the expressionless face of that stupid woman. It seemed that this woman started to be so happy after he was hit on the head.Thinking of this, Poseidon's mood became even more unpleasant.

As Poseidon observed, Hestia was indeed very happy, although her expression was still expressionless.

Because she found that it was a swaddle that hit Poseidon just now, but the swaddle was not a baby, but a stone.For some reason, seeing this stone made her feel very happy, as if she could finally leave her father's stomach.It was finally time for her to leave here!

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The memories in Hestia's mind are all scattered, and all she can think of are cramped memories.So there is no foretelling of everything that will happen in the future.