[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

Originally, Hades thought the same as Hestia. When he first came to the underworld, he felt that the quiet atmosphere here was very suitable for him.At that time, he was thinking about waiting to overthrow Kronos, so he came here to live in seclusion.

Hades was not as naive as Hestia. He had long foreseen that once Kronos was defeated, there would inevitably be a fight between the brothers for the position of the god king.However, he was not interested in the position of the God King, or all the troubles, so at that time, he had no intention of competing with Poseidon and Zeus for the position of the God King.

So after Hades noticed that his mother god Rhea had tampered with the lottery, he didn't expose it. Instead, he felt that he was out of a big trouble and left Mount Olympus directly.

When he first arrived in the underworld, Hades was still very satisfied.It's quiet here, and there's no private smoke. Except that you can't continue to eat the meals cooked by Hestia, everything is so beautiful.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and Hades finally realized the sullen nature of the underworld, or the essence of a group of gods in the underworld.

The underworld looks desolate, as if no gods are willing to live there, but in fact, there are quite a few gods here, and even the oldest gods of the entire Titan clan have settled down here.The gods who live in the underworld don't even have to mount Olympus much less.

Then someone may ask why the underworld, where so many gods live, looks so desolate.

In fact, the reason is very simple, because the gods in the underworld are very lazy.They are too lazy to come out to take care of things in the underworld, and they are even too lazy to take care of their own home.Every god hopes that his neighbors and brothers and sisters will take care of their surroundings and their own home along the way.However, since laziness is a common feature of the underworld, everyone waits for others to do it.The end result is that the underworld looks desolate, like a ghost town. (Originally also)

In this context, in fact, the gods of the underworld are looking forward to a wise Pluto (fool + coolie).As a result, when Kronos was in power, he seemed to have forgotten this place.In addition to throwing a bunch of grotesques at Tartarus, he forgot to appoint a god-king.This made the gods of the underworld quite dissatisfied with this incompetent god king.

Finally, a stunned young Hades came, and all the gods of Hades gathered together very rarely, discussing how to show favor to this Hades, so that he can work for everyone.So after Hades woke up after sleeping in the underworld, he found that there were some more buildings in the originally desolate underworld, and there were a bunch of smiling and attentive guys in front of him.

These guys came up to call Hades His Majesty Hades. They were full of dog legs, and they were busy introducing him to the underworld, and they made a good gesture.

The young Hades naturally couldn't compete with these old guys who didn't know how many years they had lived. He was rarely fooled, thinking that the underworld was really suitable for him.He doesn't need to do anything (another lazy man), just sleep.

Just after he fell asleep again with such thoughts, everything changed.When he woke up, he saw a mountain of official documents.Looking through it, it was a quarrel between a certain god and a certain god, please His Majesty Pluto to see clearly; a certain god needs to move a tree, please His Majesty Pluto go over and move it; Neighbors littering the river, please Hades...

Hardist's head suddenly became dizzy, and he finally realized that the throne of Pluto under his buttocks seemed not so easy to sit on.After experiencing such a busy period of time, he also understood that the so-called Pluto is actually TMD's underworld city manager.

This realization annoyed Hades very much, and he wanted to quit.But as soon as he showed his willingness to retreat, those ghosts tore off the camouflage of those dog legs, and immediately became fierce.All these guys who lived longer than him and who were more powerful than him insisted that he continue to be the Pluto. (The rare coolie delivered to the door cannot let him slip away)

In this way, Hades, who had no choice but to be the fateful Pluto, swore secretly that he must improve himself well, and then take those lazy guys out of his nest one by one to do things.As for him, then he can be lazy and sleep.

When Hestia came to see Hades, it was the time when he finally finished his work and could sleep.However, Hestia, who came to the door with his favorite food, is still very popular with Hades, although it is not obvious from the surface.

"I opened a cooking school to train chefs for various temples. Do you want to send someone too?" Hestia looked at Hades eating food gracefully at twice the speed before, and proposed own advice.Because Hades is busy with work and sleep, and has not noticed the problem of diet, there is no chef from the underworld in Hestia's temple.

Hades wanted to nod in agreement. Hestia cannot stay in the underworld forever, and it would be nice to have a chef who has learned her culinary skills.But he immediately thought, it seems that he, the Pluto, now has a temple, an invisibility helmet, and zero servants.The group of Hades who had become lazy to a certain extent, finally built a Hades Temple for him in order to keep him, the king of gods.As for the waiters, there are none.Can you expect a bunch of guys who are lazier than you to wait on people?Hades, who wants nothing more than to sleep and eat, is now full of resentment.

Hestia suddenly felt that the temperature in the temple had dropped a lot, and she was a little cold.

At this time, someone came to add insult to injury.

"It's delicious." A silver-haired Douding suddenly appeared at the table, grabbed the food with his hands and stuffed it into his mouth.

Hestia was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the child, but Hades suddenly grabbed the child in his hands.

"Put me down, Hey Hades, let me down!" The silver-haired child yelled loudly, his limbs throbbing non-stop. "I want my mother god to clean you up and drive you out of the underworld."

"If that's the case, you'd better act quickly." Hades said indifferently, he hoped that this brat would be more serious when he could sue. He didn't want to do this Pluto for a long time.He has the heaviest resentment towards the mother god of this kid. As the biggest boss of the underworld, Nix, the goddess of the night, is also the king of lazy people in the underworld.If the goddess of Knicks would be a little more diligent and take care of things, he, the Pluto, would not have to work so hard.

"It's so cute." Hestia held his cheeks and looked at the fangs and claws with red eyes.She is a hidden masochist, as Poseidon was when he was in Kronos' stomach, and she bullied him a lot for this reason.

Seeing Lie Xinxi, Hestia finally couldn't hold back and pinched the child's chubby face.She felt good, and pinched a few more times.Well, Hestia is indeed a shotacon, a shotacon who likes to bully him.

"Hey, let go, let go." Originally, this child was unhappy when Hades carried him high, but this aunt who didn't know where she came from was pinching him again, which really pissed him off .

With a snap, Hades shook his hand slightly, and the child fell directly to the ground from his hand.

"Hades, I want to fight you." The little boy jumped up from the ground, pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed at Hades with the other. His chubby fingers looked extraordinarily happy.Hestia laughed out loud.

But she couldn't laugh right away, because she felt a horrible aura emanating from the little boy, an aura she didn't like very much.She couldn't help frowning.

"Da Datos put away the dead air." Hades, as the god most associated with death and the soul, immediately felt the death air in Da Datos.As a deity who possessed the Godhead of Death from birth, the death aura on Da Dadusi's body is likely to make gods who are not underworld gods feel uncomfortable.

The next moment, Datos was hit with a frying pan on his head.

Dato suddenly felt dizzy, a group of birds were flying around him.Then he heard a voice that was more terrifying than when her mother god beat his ass:

"Little devil, you are dishonest, my mother will cut you with a kitchen knife!"

Hestia was stimulated by Datos' death, and immediately became mentally divided again.She slapped Dato's head with a frying pan, and threatened him with an enlarged kitchen knife in the other hand.

Da Datos couldn't help nodding his head when he looked at the gleaming and vulgar kitchen knife that was shining with cold light.

"Little ghost, do you know that you have to pay for the food I gave to Hades?"

"I have no money." Datos replied in a daze.

"No money to pay! From today onwards, you will be Hades' coolie."

Datos nodded confusedly.

"When I leave, take you away, and you will follow me to my temple to learn cooking skills." Hestia's refined version directly passed a judgment on Dato's future.

Datos continued to nod.If he didn't nod, the frying pan that Hestia had been keeping on his head would do too.

Hades silently put away the coercion belonging to Pluto, picked his favorite dish and ate it, occasionally his lips could be seen slightly curved.This was the happiest thing he had encountered since coming to the underworld.

Some people are happy and some are sad. If Hades is happy, Datos will be unlucky.He originally slipped out to play while his twin brother Hypnos was sleeping, and came to the vicinity of the Temple of Hades while playing, and then followed the smell of food all the way to find it.In the end, before he ate even two bites, he was fixed up by a crazy woman, and he was arranged for a future that he didn't like very much, but he couldn't resist.

This is the whole story of the 250th outstanding graduate of New Western Culinary School, Dato’s, and the dark history he most wants to forget.

Hestia, who puts happiness on the pain of others (Datus), after frightening the little god of death with a fierce look, he returned to the spirit.She happily settled down in the underworld.

The author has something to say:

When I watched Saint Seiya, I felt that there are so many gods in the underworld, why it seems that Hades and his two horses are the ones who appear the most.Where did those gods of hell go?Later, I thought about it, Hades the narcolepsy, the sleeping gods of the otaku duo, Minos the salary thief, the underworld is full of lazy people from top to bottom.

Walking and wrestling, holding on to the wall with one hand, twisted one of the paws, and I am currently writing with one hand. (─.─|||