[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

"I said it should be stirred clockwise three times here."

"No, you have stirred counterclockwise before, so you can't do it clockwise."

"This should be cut into five-centimeter cubes."

"No, obviously shredded heating is faster and more uniform."

"This should..."

"Can't···"

Hestia turned a page of the gourmet magazine, and automatically blocked the endless quarrels in her ears.

The two parties in the quarrel were Snape and Thanatos. This was already the first quarrel between Hestia and Thanatos after they moved into Spider's End.

At this moment, the two noisy guys were nestling in the small kitchen of Snape's house. The two tall men were arguing non-stop around the pot on the stove while throwing ingredients into it, and Snape Pu's head was still staring at a basilisk that might fall from his head into the pot at any time due to sleepiness.

Originally, Snape planned to spend a wonderful holiday holding his precious cauldron, but this plan was ruined by Hestia from the first day.Ever since Hestia directly cut down the door of his potion room, Snape had a premonition that his vacation might not be as wonderful as he thought.

Fortunately, Hestia didn't interfere too much with Snape's private life at the beginning, and didn't say much about the fact that he was sleeping in the potion room all day long. She only asked Snape to have three meals a day. eat on time.

But one day, because Snape was immersed in the development of a new potion, he completely forgot the time when he came to eat.Hestia rushed into the potion room again to drag Snape out from the front of the cauldron, and she happened to see Snape cutting potion ingredients.Out of a chef's instinct, Hestia spoke up to suggest the shape and cut of some potion material Snape was cutting.In her opinion, cutting like that is not scientific at all, and even if the potion materials cut out like that are thrown into the crucible, they can't fully function.

Hestia put forward her opinion from the perspective of a chef, but what she said greatly stirred Snape's nerves as a master of potions.Although he may be terrible in other areas, potions are indeed the area where he is most confident.He can be very conceited and think that he is definitely one of the few potion masters in the world.

Snape decided to become a master of potions from a very young age, and he has been working hard for this ideal.Learning from the basics, after more than 20 years, I finally became a master of potions.Knife skills and heat are the basics that must be mastered in learning potions. Snape has always been confident in these.But what Hestia said today made him feel like he was very bad, which made him feel that he was being provoked.

At that time Snape was arguing with Hestia while spraying the venom.Snape's venomous tongue is unbearable to most people, and Hestia, even a goddess, can't stand it, so she was also angered by Snape.

When Hestia got angry, he grabbed the knife from Snape's hand and pushed him aside.Then she processed those potion ingredients according to her understanding. Of course, her so-called understanding is that if these potion ingredients are ingredients, how to make them can show the best effect.

The process of Hestia cutting potion ingredients made Snape, who was watching, frown, because many of her processing processes were completely different from what he had mastered.She shredded what should have been cut off.She should have cut it into slices, but she ground it into powder.When all these materials were put into the crucible, it was obvious that they should be stirred clockwise first and then counterclockwise, but she insisted on stirring in one direction continuously.There were many, many aspects, and Snape felt that even those first-year trolls at Hogwarts couldn't make as many mistakes as this woman did when brewing potions.

However, when Hestia ceased fire and brought down the cauldron, Snape was surprised to find that although Hestia had violated the rules in many aspects, the final potion he made was no worse than his own, and it was even stronger in potion properties. It's even better in terms of taste.

Now Snape's eyes on Hestia have changed. As a potion lunatic, he will not let go of any opportunity to improve himself in potions, so he immediately asked Hestia Offered to learn her method of making potions.A Slytherin will definitely admit to someone stronger than himself.

Hestia was a little dazed about Snape's request to learn potions from her. She could only cook, not boil medicine.But after Snape awkwardly asked her why she handled these potion ingredients, she suddenly realized that Snape planned to learn how to cook from her.So Hestia happily accepted Snape as a student, and took him to the kitchen.

It was originally a friendship study between Hestia and Snape, but Thanatos was also a little itchy after watching.He also wanted to be a teacher, especially this Snape always gave him a very proud feeling. It was also a pleasure to be the teacher of such a guy and let him bow his head to Tirna.So in the end Thanatos successfully snatched the job of teaching Snape to cook from Hestia, and Hestia only had to watch from the sidelines with a smile on his face.

Looking at the time, Hestia put the gourmet magazine aside, then picked up the food that had been packed in the kitchen and went out.Because of teaching Snape to cook, there are piles of leftovers every day these days.Of course Hestia and Thanatos could stay for the next meal, but Snape couldn't.I don't know if the taste has been poisoned by the potion all these years, but Snape's food now tastes as terrible as his potion.

Regarding this point, Hai Erbo, who has been watching happily, said that this may be caused by the terrible inheritance of Slytherin House.

"Salazar must have cast a curse before he left, so that his lovely descendants would look up to him. Fortunately, many of his descendants are rich and powerful nobles, so they don't have to cook for themselves." Haierbo wagged his tail. Exclaimed.

At that time, Hestia became embarrassing after hearing Haierbo's words. It turned out that Salazar Slytherin was a lover of dark cuisine, and he was also a tsundere type.She could almost imagine that when the other three of the Big Four kicked him out because they couldn't stand Slytherin's dark cooking, this one standing in front of the castle gate arrogantly tossed his hair and left.I don't know why she must want to add a line to Slytherin in this scene-"I will definitely come back again!"

In view of Snape's fruitful results every day, and with the spirit of not wasting food, Hestia took out the meals Snape made at this time every day to feed the cats and dogs.Humans may not be able to stand the bad taste, but cats and dogs should be fine.

Today Hestia went out with the food from Snape. She has been feeding the stray cats and dogs in the park not far away recently.Because Spider's End is an underdeveloped area of ​​London, there are many stray cats and dogs like this.

Hestia's feeding in the past few days has made many stray cats and dogs get into the habit of waiting for her at a fixed time and place.But today, when he arrived at the old place where he was fed every day, Hestia found that there was an extra dog.

This is a large dog. Although it is already skinny and its fur is not shiny, its size is quite large, which makes it stand out among a group of stray cats and dogs, mainly small ones.

Hestia took a few glances at this big dog that seemed to be shrunk among a group of kittens and puppies, and she smiled meaningfully.Then she opened the food she brought and placed it on the ground as usual.

Those kittens and puppies gathered around one after another, and the big black dog also slowly approached, but it was pulled aside by Hestia.

"You're too big, it's not good to eat with them. I've left a meal for you alone." Hestia took out the meal that was specially reserved for feeding just now, put it on the ground, and motioned for the big black dog Come and eat.The big black dog really seemed to understand her words and quietly came over to eat.

"Merlin! Such an unpalatable meal! But it's always good to have something to eat, and you will have the strength to go to Harry and that traitor after eating!" The big black dog was thinking about his own thoughts while eating.

Hestia squatted beside the big black dog. She reached out her hand to stroke the back of the big black dog, but the big black dog just turned sideways and avoided it.

She smiled meaningfully. When the big black dog huddled among the stray cats and dogs just now, she noticed the difference in it.It had energy fluctuations similar to those of Snape and Hai Erbo, and she felt that this big black dog was probably the same as Hai Erbo.It is sapient, and may also speak human words, and even take human form.In the prehistoric time and space, such a guy should be called a demon cultivator.

"You are so tall and strong, I guess you can't get enough to eat every day." Hestia seemed to be talking to himself, and the big black dog listened with his ears up while eating the unpalatable food in his mouth. stand up.

"Why don't you go back with me. I have a younger brother who has a big dog with three heads, and a nephew who also likes to raise cattle. I have long wanted to keep some pets. I will go to Now that Hogwarts is a teacher, I can pass my spare time with my pets." Hestia continued talking to himself.

Three-headed dog?Hogwarts?professor?The big black dog immediately connected what it heard, and then it knew that its opportunity had come.

"Okay, I should go too." Hestia stood up and was about to leave, but her skirt was immediately grabbed by the big black dog.

The big black dog spun around Hestia, and then stood up with two backward legs, bowing with its two front legs.

Hestia couldn't help laughing. Sure enough, this big black dog has something to do with Hogwarts.In order to go to Hogwarts with her, he would please her so much.

"You are so cute, I must adopt you." Hestia immediately decided to adopt the big black dog, and the big black dog jumped around Hestia in a very humane manner.

"Well, by the way, I should give you a name. What should I call it? Ah, I'll call it Black." Hestia's words froze the big black dog who was having fun celebrating that he was about to enter Hogwarts , its dog ears were shaking, it thought that this woman had discovered its true identity.

"It seems that you have no objection, so it's decided. Who made you have black hair all over? If it's white, you should be called White." Hestia's words dispelled the big black dog's suspicion, and it continued Jumping around Hestia.

Hestia takes Blake back to Spider's End.

Snape and Thanatos were still arguing in the kitchen. Snape now used his energy to study potions to study cooking, and Thanatos was also very concerned about his field of expertise. Lord Reaper even The murderous aura was released because of the endless debate.

"I'm back." Hestia greeted the two men.

"What is this?" Snape looked at the big black dog huddling behind Hestia with some disgust. For some reason, he especially hated the big black dog.The idiot dog in front of him looked like a bastard in his memory, but not as majestic as him.Using dishes as a metaphor, the meat on that bastard can make a pot of dog meat hot pot, but the one in front of him can only make a little bone soup at best.

"I met it on the road, and I want to adopt it."

"Really, I thought you tricked me back to eat it." Snape looked condescendingly at the big black dog that seemed to be quite hostile to him, "I warn you, if you are dishonest here, I don't mind turning you into dog soup."

Damn it, how could it be a snot!The big black dog wailed in his heart. He originally thought he could sneak into Hogwarts with the beauty in front of him, but ended up getting into the den of his old enemy.But the hero doesn't suffer the immediate disadvantages, for Harry's sake, in order to catch the mouse, he had no choice but to endure it, Uncle Black.

Hmph, snot-nosed man, if you dare to bully Mr. Black, I will bite your panties and let you hang upside down from the golden hook.

The big black dog's evil thoughts were well hidden under his fluffy dog ​​face.But Hestia stood in front of it with his waist pinched: "Blake, you have to be good, or I really can only turn you from a pet into an ingredient. I have always wanted to try to make mixed dog meat, but peeling the dog skin is too much It's too cruel!"

As a chef, you must be good at using various ingredients, but Hestia has never tried dog meat.Her vision as a chef is always high, choosing the best ingredients every time.And she had seen only two dogs that met her food requirements before, one was Hades' three-headed dog, and the other was Yang Jian's Xiaotian dog.But the problem is that she doesn't dare to move either of these two dogs, and their masters are not easy to mess with.Then there is another problem that the process of killing a dog is too cruel. It is really impossible for her to hang the dog on a tree for skinning.

Hestia's warning may have played a role, or it may be that Black is trying to make a living for his own goals. Although it caused Snape a lot of trouble this holiday, it has not reached the level of angering him overall.In this way, the summer vacation was finally over, and Hestia boarded the train bound for Hogwarts.

The author has something to say: Salazar has been turned into a dark cooking fan by me, but it is better to be a dark wizard who does not kill or blink, and Slytherin House also adds a little bit of cuteness.Do you want Xiaolong to cook arrogantly with an apron on?

I have eaten dog meat before, but when I was in the car again, I happened to see someone killing a dog on the side of the road. They really hung the dog on a tree, as if the dog was not completely dead.Then another time, a dog was killed on the side of the road at a meal opposite my house. From the height of my house, I could see clearly and hear the dog's wailing clearly.So I will never eat dog meat again!

To put it bluntly, I wrote a small theater about the Greek gods. If you like it, I will write more in the future. After all, there are too many complaints about the Greek gods.

————Greek God News Overview———

Today's headlines—Hades, the king of the underworld, decided to marry the pillow he had slept on for tens of thousands of years as his main concubine, and at the same time marry his new lover's coffin and his old love's big bed as side concubines.However, this decision has been rejected by the Olympus Roundtable.

Gossip version - It is said that when Zeus was out hunting (picking up girls), he was intercepted by a woman in the world.According to eyewitnesses, the woman said to Zeus with tears in her eyes: "Your Majesty, do you still remember Carol on the Nile?" Zeus hugged the woman and cried loudly.It is said that the Temple of Hera replaced a batch of teacups after that.