[Entertainment] Deep River on Earth

The "Confession Sacrament" recorded during the run, the content is that the members have to "confess" their mistakes to a member who acts as a "priest".

And in this episode, Quan Xi somehow became the one with the most "crimes".

ARMYs before opening this episode: Come on, come on, the posture of cracking sugar is already set.

The venue is in a somewhat dark room, where two small tables are placed side by side with a beam of light, each with a chair, and the two tables are separated by a hollow partition.

Park Ji-jun, who served as a "priest" for the first time today, wore glasses and sat on a chair on the side as soon as he came on stage, waiting for the teenagers who came to confess today.

In all, he welcomed four confessors.From Kim Tae-joo, Jeon Jeong-guk, Jung Ho-seok, and finally Min Yoongi who replaced him as the second "priest".

The first Kim Tae-jung only mentioned Zheng Ho-seok and Park Ji-jung, but when it came to the second Tian Zhengguo, Quan Xi's appearance rate was high.In short, there is a feeling that although I am not around, my legends are everywhere.

As soon as Jin Tae-jun went out, Park Ji-joon asked, "When will Zheng Guo and Wind come?"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, and the lovely Makouchi Tian Zhenguo who he is thinking of is the second confessor.

After listening to the maknae, the younger brother Park Ji-hyun, who came in and talked nonsense and still thought it was cute, asked for a hug at the end.

However, the friendly brother's face changed again in the youngest's next topic

Tian Zhenguo sat back again: "Oh, there is one more thing."

Park Ji-jun: "?"

Tian Zhenguo, who just said that he is the big brother of BTS, continued: "In BTS, I have a favorite younger brother, who is Chinese, named Wind."

Park Zhixuan, who seemed to be able to predict what he said, raised his palm: "Ah, that's it."

Tian Zhenguo: "No, no, listen to me, he is guilty."

Just now, Park Zhijun, who had a face of "the maknae is a cutie", changed his face in seconds: "Is Mora stock?"

Tian Zhenguo continued solemnly: "He committed the crime of being too handsome, in my heart."

Park Ji-jun: "...Ah, is that so?"

——Jimin's expression: Damn, I knew it would be like this

——Hahaha Tian Kuang Fan will be late, but will never be absent

Park Zhijun who reacted: "No, isn't this about the crime you committed?"

Tian Zhenguo: "My crime? It's that I failed to express my love for this handsome brother, so he usually doesn't seem to be very clear."

Pu Zhixuan shook his hands, as if he didn't want to listen any more: "No, I think you have expressed it enough. No, is this a crime of yours? Please be more serious."

——Ha, talking about love songs every day is not enough to express?

——I feel that the maknae is saying something serious every time that makes others think wrong

——As soon as he arrived, his brother unconsciously transformed into a love talker, amazing

Tian Zhengguo scratched his head: "Ah, can't this be a crime? Well... because I am very curious about the fragrance on his body, I always secretly use the shower gel and shampoo he used. Because I use too much, every time he It’s also strange how it’s used so quickly.”

Park Ji-joon: "It's not secretly...everyone knows about this."

Tian Zhenguo: "? Why, I didn't say that?"

Park Zhijun: "Whenever you lie, you stutter, and Nai Xi doesn't expose you, so she didn't say anything."

On the contrary, Tian Zhenguo looked satisfied: "...As expected, he is indeed my brother."

[Wait, didn't you just say he was your younger brother? 】

--aroma!What scent, I'm yellow

——Guoxi is always on the road to change color 2333

After Tian Zhenguo left, Father Pu Zhijuan welcomed a third confessor.

After talking about the crime of liking his teammate Jimin too much for his muscles, so he always likes to hit him, Zheng Haoxi said again: "There is also a kid named Wind."

Park Zhixuan interrupted him: "Why a child? As far as I know, that child has grown up."

Jung Hoseok: "Huh? Why would the priest know?"

Pu Zhixuan opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Because the priest is omnipotent"

Jung Ho-seok: "Oh...well, because that person, although younger than me, is usually like a friend of the same age, but it doesn't fit to say that he is a friend of the same age, so he is a child."

Park Ji-jun: "Oh..."

Zheng Haoxi: "Huh? Why does it feel like the priest is not happy?"

Pu Zhixuan smiled dryly: "No, please continue"

Zheng Haoxi: "Well, so that kid, although his muscles are not as strong as Jimin's, he is still very powerful."

Park Ji-joon: "Yeah, it doesn't look like that much strength, but it's actually really strong."

The two sighed while thinking of something: "It's so handsome."

The two people who reacted immediately after finishing speaking: "Haha, (Father) you and I are in perfect harmony."

Jung Ho-seok: "Although he looks cold, he is actually a very well-behaved child. His hair is soft. Touching it always makes people feel good, so I often do this."

The incident of "like to play jimin" just made Zheng Ho-seok do 50 push-ups, Park Ji-hoon doubled it, and said to Zheng Ho-seok: "50 is not enough to wash away your sins, please do [-] push-ups Bar."

Zheng Haoxi smiled speechlessly: "Huh??? Why?"

Park Ji-jun: "Because I'm a priest."

——Cruel and ruthless Park Jimin, Park Jimin who abused his power.

——For the matter of beating yourself, let others do fifty, but if you touch the wind, let others do a hundred, and if you hit the wind, you will do it.

Park Ji-joon, who sent off Chung Ho-seok, welcomed Min Yoongi, who terminated his priesthood.

I saw nonsense when I came up, "I live too upright and honest, and I am always bullied by others because I am too kind." There is still a long time" in the voice, and he left the stage without hesitation.

Then, Min Yoongi, who was so selfish, became the second priest.

This time, Min Yoongi, who sat in Park Ji-jung's seat just now, said before the confessor came in, "Today I must hear the crime that someone remembered about him."

Quan Xi, who has not yet played, rubbed his ears: I always feel that something is not right.

The first confessor that Father Min Yoongi welcomed was Kim Seok-jin.

After finishing "j-hope", Jin Shuozhen said again: "Also, I have a small animal."

Min Yoongi who didn't know how the topic got there: "??? What?"

Jin Shuozhen who was talking to himself: "I don't know what species it is, but it should be a rare species called wind, and its alias is milk Xi"

Min Yoongi, who was always sighing with a smirk on his face, got excited and said, "Ah, that sounds good, the alias is very cute."

Kim Seok Jin: "Yes, very cute, I picked it up for him."

——Brother, what’s the matter? I said that Huoxi is a horse. I don’t know what breed it is when I come to the cub? ?Hahaha

——I don’t know what kind of rare species... Even if it’s the same big brother animal, there is a double standard difference here 2333

Min Yoongi: "Then what crime did you commit against him?"

Jin Shuozhen: "Two days ago in the kitchen, I found the cooked ramen. I ate it because it was too fragrant. Later, I found out that it was cooked by Nai Xi, but he didn't know who ate it. So I cooked it for myself. One serving, I asked him to cook me another serving because I was not full."

"I haven't told him about this, but I still feel a little guilty."

Min Yoongi couldn't help licking his lips when he heard the ramen: "Wow, it sounds really excessive. This crime is more serious than the one just now. There is no way to wash it away. You are living in hell." Bar"

Jin Shuozhen couldn't hold back and said, "...Ah, should the priest speak like this?"

Min Yoongi shrugged: "I am such a priest."

Then he waved his hand to chase people away: "Okay, let's go, next one."

【Because of two servings of wind-cooked ramen, the priest who exploded with jealousy decides to sin Jin】

——I laughed so hard, two servings of ramen

——What a wayward priest hahaha, to be honest, you are doing this because you didn’t eat the ramen cooked by Wind!

Kim Nam Joon, who came in after Kim Seok Jin left, spoke a series of English words. Min Yoongi was in a daze for a long time, and the conversation went on normally until Kim Nam Joon spoke Korean.

Kim Nam Joon, who has recovered his Korean, said: "Apart from being sorry for wearing Jimin's underwear, there is also... Actually, the T-shirt worn by Wind looks very comfortable, and I also used it to wear it. Once it was torn and thrown away. A T-shirt, I made it."

Hearing this, Min Yoongi said directly: "It's hopeless, let's go to hell."

【You are a priest...why do you always send people to hell? 】

Not feeling that Father Min Yoongi was incompetent at all, Jin Namjun said, "Ah, is that right? I also think that next time, I should be more careful, and I will buy more T-shirts to compensate him."

After finishing speaking, not listening to Min Yoongi's words: "What next time next time?" Kim Nam-joon got up and put the stool away, bowed politely and walked away.

——Hahaha, so I will wear it next time

——So how good is the T-shirt that Zai Zai wears?You have to wear what he wore, damn, I really don’t understand you South Korean boys

——Don't ask, if you ask, all the ones that have been used by Wind have their own buffs.

And Kim Tae-jung, who was the first to appear in "Father Park Ji-jung" before, appeared again.

After he came in, he sat down, clasped his hands on the table, then twirled his fingers over and over again, and sighed: "Actually, I have something that has been buried in my heart for a long time, it is for a man named Wind. friend."

Min Yoongi, already feeling a little tired: "Ah... what is it?"

Jin Taiyi clenched his fist hard, raised his head, and grabbed the board in the middle: "I, because he is so cute when he is sleeping, I took a lot of photos."

Min Yoongi held his chin with a face full of surprise, "Really, then there are quite a few people who have committed this crime."

——?feel internalized

Jin Taiyi suddenly realized: "Really? Sure enough, my sin is allowed."

Min Yoongi hurriedly pulled back Kim Tae-joo who was about to lose direction: "Of course not, please don't continue this crime in the future."

"Ah, so..." Jin Taizhen nodded and stood up: "I'm sorry, Father, it seems that I can't repent this sin properly, and I won't do it again in the future, thank you for your hard work."

After speaking, I saw him walking away with "sin" with a very happy face.

Min Yoongi: "..."

——The Reality of the World Kim Tae-jun: Let me get rid of this sin, I would rather not come

——Hahaha I feel that when the members mentioned the sin about the cub: I know I was wrong but I just don’t change it :)

- so fucking funny, these people are so toxic

And Quan Xi, who had been living in the mouths of others before, finally played in the end.

As soon as he came in, you could see that Min Yoongi, who was getting more impatient as he went to the back and said "want to get off work", became more energetic.

After sitting opposite Min Yoongi, before he could speak, he saw through the partition that Min Yoongi was holding the partition with his fingers, his face was very close.

Quan Xi: "...what is the priest doing?"

Min Yoongi: "Ahem, call me Father Suga, I want to take a good look at what such a sinful person looks like."

Quan Xi: "The crime is serious?"

Min Yoongi stepped back a little, with a serious tone: "Of course, the first time I saw you, I judged that you have committed a serious crime."

Quan Xi, who was still very calm, asked back: "Oh...what is the crime?"

Min Yoongi: "First of all, the most serious is the sin of forgetting."

Quan Xi, who had planned what to say, was distracted by him: "What did you forget?"

Min Yoongi, who endured it for a long time, took a deep breath: "Ah, you, didn't something happen when you were handing out leaflets in a panda suit? Only I remember those things, don't you feel sorry for me?"

While talking, he used his hands to lift the hollow partition in front of him again, trying to let Quan Xi feel the anger in his eyes through the gap.

【Calm down...you are a priest...】

Min Yoongi, who put his finger through the hollow board, continued quietly: "If you still can't remember, then you must remember that you saved someone who was in a car accident, it was me."

Quan Xi: "Ah..."

Quan Xi thought about it for a while, and extracted the fragments of that time from his vague memory: "Is that brother?"

To be honest, he just crossed over at that time, and he didn't fully recognize Min Yoongi and the others who lived together. Of course, he didn't recognize that the person he was helping was Min Yoongi, not to mention that he was still in a doll costume, and he couldn't see each other clearly. looks good.

In addition, when Min Yoongi came back and told others that he was injured because he fell down the stairs, Quan Xi didn't think much about the connection between the two.

After listening to Quan Quanxi's explanation, Min Yoongi let go of the hand holding the partition, and "slapped" onto the table: "You, kid..."

There is no arrogance that has been arrogant just now.

【Father Suga who was hit hard】

——Ah, what a beautiful story, what a beautiful memory, why can’t Zai Zai remember (oh because he was face-blind at that time)

——Mom, I finally know the panda story of Tangquan, what kind of fairy idol plot is this, I blow it up!

——I was very disappointed that the other party didn't remember, but after listening to the explanation, I couldn't get angry at all. Haha, Big Brother Min who holds the heroine's script in his hand is really miserable

——I said the second half of the sentence for Min Suga: panda Xi you boy!No heart!

Min Yoongi sat up: "Although confession is lenient, the crime is unavoidable. Come, take your finger."

Quan Xi looked at the hollow partition in front of him, thought for a while, and passed five fingers through the five holes.

Min Yoongi looked at the five fingers: ...it doesn't need to be so many.

Min Yoongi grabbed Quan Xi's index finger: "Forget it in the past, but in the future, you can't just forget about things related to me. Come, swear, and God will forgive you."

Realizing that he had forgotten about this matter, it might really be a big blow to Min Yoongi, Quan Xi nodded, moved a little closer, and said through the partition: "Well, I won't forget about the matter with my brother casually in the future."

Hearing Quan Xi's serious tone, Min Yoongi laughed: "Well done~"

——If the sugar ring is not true, I will swallow the needle!

——Wuuuuuu today I am also crying for the beautiful love of my CP

I thought that Min Yoongi was the biggest beneficiary of this episode, but when I saw that there was a little tidbit later, the ARMYs laughed like crazy.

Just as Min Yoongi finished speaking, he stood up and wanted to cross the partition to go to Quan Xi's opposite. In the camera, Kim Tae-jung and the others walked in, and then... picked up the chair Quan Xi was sitting on and walked away.

"It's off work~"

——Hahaha The essence of the sand sculpture remains the same, it is still the jealous youth group I am familiar with