What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

There are two swings in the courtyard of the GG team, which are nicknamed the autistic swing by everyone in the team. These two swings already existed when the GG team was first established. Later, the GG team was rebuilt as a whole, and the team changed its appearance. , but the two swings were preserved.

The Great Sage got up early in the morning and was going to go to the swing to shut himself up for a while, but he didn't expect that as soon as he walked into the yard, he found that there was already someone sitting on the swing.

Wei Lan leaned her head on the rope of the swing, and stood still with a look of lovelessness.

Great Sage:? ? ?

The Great Sage walked over and sat down on another swing. He made the swing move with a little force. While swinging on the swing, he asked Wei Lan beside him, "Brother Wei Lan, what are you doing?"

Wei Lan replied without moving, "I've been sitting here, what do you think I'm doing."

Dasheng: "Is there anything you can't think about?"

Wei Lan turned to look at Dasheng: "In the past week, I have gone to the police station twice, you ask me, what can't you think about?"

For Weilan’s going to the police station, the Great Sage actually had some credit. He got into a drunken fight with a friend. Weilan had already gone to help deal with the aftermath once. Then yesterday, Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu made another achievement. There was a conflict between the gangsters he was leading, and the post-match interviews of other teams were all conducted in the interview booth, while the post-match interviews of Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu were done in the police station.

The Great Sage thought about it from the perspective of Wei Lan, and it was indeed quite embarrassing.

The Great Sage persuaded, "If you want to be more open, in the future when you are kicked out by Brother Xiangyan to look for jobs, this can be regarded as a work experience that others don't have."

Wei Lan: "Believe it or not, I will sign another jungler every minute, and let you go out and look for jobs."

After Wei Lan had finished teasing the Great Sage, seeing him also sitting on the swing, she still asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

Dasheng replied, "After yesterday's game, I will be suspended for three games. Before the game, I begged my dear teammates to take care of me and leave the MVP to me. The down team lost three games in a row and was sprayed to death, after they listened to my words, they all played bravely, and the MVP was taken by the shameless pair in the bottom lane."

Wei Lan: "The team will lose three games in a row next time? You really have a big face."

Dasheng: "Hua Banshu has gone to the jungle, think about Xiangyan's grand occasion as a support back then."

Azure: ...

Wei Lan recalled the past, and suddenly felt that what the Great Sage said was not unreasonable, but the remaining players of the GG team should not have such a strong sense of team honor. They played crazy yesterday, maybe it was just greed. Xiangyan also let go, saying that if he played well, he would treat him to crayfish, the most expensive kind.

As we all know, Hua Banshu likes to eat crayfish the most, and Jiang Zhu likes ADC the most, so there is nothing wrong with each player having an MVP.

Wei Lan thinks about how much they spent on Tianguang and Bliss, and she can understand Xiangyan's desire to beat up the profiteering team, and even feels that Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu cheated him to go to the police station.

The great sage was swinging on the swing and looking into the distance, looking carefully, he actually saw Hua Banshu and Shiliu talking on the side of the road.

The Great Sage asked in surprise, "What is Xiaoshu doing up so early? Didn't he and Jiang Zhu go to Brother Siyue's late-night class for Little Chrysanthemum last night? Little Chrysanthemum at night, standing on the street in the morning, can his body take it well?"

Hearing this, Weilan also looked sideways to the outside of the yard. Through the railing, he saw Hua Banshu and Shiliu standing on the side of the street. Hua Banshu looked quite energetic.

Wei Lan: "What a good psychological quality, once you go to the police station, you seem to be fine."

The Great Sage answered, "He and Jiang Zhu are victims, and they were not arrested."

Wei Lan thought back to the red-haired one who was paralyzed on the ground and was scared and cried by Jiang Zhu. For the first time, she felt that she sympathized with the villain. Immediately hugging his thighs for protection, it is not easy to be a bad guy for this sake.

Wei Lan sighed, and continued, "I've already contacted my friends in the media, and their matter will not be exposed. I really don't want to see our team on Hot Search again. Dad is tired."

The Great Sage asked curiously, "Have you chatted with Tianguang? What kind of brainwashing did he eat? He insists on thinking that Xiaoshu is playing fake matches."

When Wei Lan heard the Great Sage's question, he glanced at the half-scattered flowers in the distance, and his face became more serious.

Wei Lan: "I talked with Tian Guang. He actually wanted to scare Xiao Shu. He didn't expect things to turn out like this. Tian Guang said that he heard the players from the HP team tell him about Xiao Shu's betting. It seems to be from Lin Su, the manager of the HP team."

The Great Sage was speechless, "The people in HP don't have any brains. They believe whatever their team manager says. It's okay to scold our coach and Oukai next door for being ungrateful every day. Now they're inciting Tianguang to make a fool of themselves."

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he looked at Wei Lan and asked, "Can you complain to the alliance about this kind of thing?"

Wei Lan asked, "How to complain? It's all about hearing, hearing, and hearing. We can't produce any real evidence, and I don't want to cause trouble for Qiao Mu. He is naturally not afraid of gossip, but I can't just because he is not afraid. I don’t want to help him avoid these.”

Since Qiao Mu was promoted to the general manager of the alliance, the relationship between the GG team and him is indeed a bit awkward.

Qiao Mu has a close relationship with the GG team. GG team boss Xiangyu, team leader Weilan and analyst Siyue are all his old teammates. He also served as the head coach of the GG team. The current head coach Wen Haoyu is him again. The players who have been coached, the GG team is nicknamed the "Prince Team" by the e-sports circle, and the reason is Qiao Mu.

Most of the time, even if Qiao Mu is fair, he will be told by a group of rhythmic black men that he is partial to the princes. If Weilan uses "heard" to find Qiao Mu now, Qiao Mu will naturally investigate, but it is inevitable that he will be accused by someone who cares. gossip.

Wei Lan sighed, "If Jiang Yingbai was still in charge, I would have gone to beat the drums to complain, but now the person in charge is Qiao Mu, so let's avoid suspicion. You see, Feng Fan can avoid Qiao Mu if he can. , Two old teammates, one is the leader of the league, the other is the head coach of the team, he is not afraid that Qiao Mu will be tempted and splashed with dirty water."

When the Great Sage heard the name Feng Fan, he also thought of the legendary pair of strongest bot laners, and then he thought of the mid laner king of his own team boss. The Great Sage looked at Wei Lan and said, "Brother Wei Lan, there is I don't know whether to ask or not to ask about this matter."

Wei Lan: "It's not appropriate to ask, shut up."

Great Sage: ...

The Great Sage chose to shut up, and quietly watched Hua Banshu and Shiliu by the roadside.

Dasheng: "Cherish this happy little Shu now, after three games, he will be autistic."

Wei Lan replied, "That's not your fault."

The Great Sage asked, "Who will be played in the next three games, let's see if there is anything easy to win, such as the old driver."

Wei Lan memorized the schedule by heart, and he replied directly, "DR, MO and OP, which one do you think is easy to win?"

The next three opponents of the GG team, except for the MO team established by S7, the other two are all new teams who have only qualified for the LPL in the past two years. The three teams are all at the mid-level level in the LPL, which is explosive. The unstable factor of being able to kill a strong team and lose to a weak team, originally this kind of team is better for the GG team to get points, but now there is no serious jungler, I am afraid that every game will be tough battle.

Dasheng: "Tell me, if I treat Xiaoshu to eat crayfish, will he be happier?"

Wei Lan: "Please, Xiao Shu's smile is guarded by the crayfish."

Dasheng: "I think he is quite happy now, and I don't know what he is talking to Sixteen."

Hua Banshu called out Shiliu early in the morning, and the only thing he could say was Jiang Zhu. Hua Banshu beat Shiliu up and down, and then began a long description of how handsome Jiang Zhu was. .

Hua Banshu pulled the sleepy-faced Sixteen, gestured happily and said, "Just like that, he kicked that Shamat's leg, and Shamate immediately knelt down, Shamat knelt down." At the same time, Jiang Zhu even took off the dagger in his hand."

Shiliuyi didn't wake up, and let out a perfunctory oh.

Hua Banshu shook Shiliu to let him open his eyes, then continued to gesture, "That's it, with a backhand, I took the dagger into his own hand, he pressed Shamat's eyes like this, you don't know Duosu, ahhhh, you don't know what he looked like, that face, that expression, ahhhh!"

Hua Banshu made himself excited, and began to hit Shiliu with small fists, and Shiliu gave him the hammer with a look of lovelessness.

Sixteen waited until Hua Banshu had had enough, and then asked, "I've listened to it ten times, can I go back to sleep?"

Hua Banshu originally wanted to tell it again, but he found that the Great Sage and Wei Lan were both in the yard, so he gave up on Shiliu, an old audience, and Hua Banshu waved his hand and said, "Let's go." Headed towards his team.

Hua Banshu walked all the way back to his team, targeting the Great Sage with a clear target, Hua Banshu said hello, "Morning monkey, good morning, are you going to have breakfast?"

Dasheng was a little dazed, he felt that in his memory, Hua Banshu was not such an enthusiastic character.

The Great Sage nodded in a trance, then Hua Banshu pulled him up and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.

Great Sage:? ? ? ? ?

Hua Banshu is not very affectionate to the GG team, on the contrary, he is a bit deserted, and always looks like he wants to keep a distance from them. Everyone in the GG team also knows about Shiwu, so no one has anything to do with it because of Hua Banshu. He was dissatisfied with his attitude before, but now Hua Banshu suddenly became enthusiastic, and the whole body of the Great Sage became stiff with fright.

The Great Sage turned around to look at Wei Lan, his eyes were full of panic, Hua Banshu couldn't be forced to go to the jungle, so he wanted to kill him, this abnormal attitude is too scary.

The Great Sage was led by Hua Banshu towards the house, the Great Sage was about to cry from fright, but Wei Lan laughed happily.

Yesterday, Hua Banshu had a conflict with Tianguang's group. A group of them ran to help fight with various "weapons". Soon, no one noticed that they treated Hua Banshu sincerely, and finally waited until Hua Banshu accepted them.

Wei Lan said proudly, "GG problem children's rehabilitation center, big brands, time-honored brands, autistic, secondary, and mentally disabled can treat them, no injections, no medicine, transfer to join the curative effect."

The Great Sage turned to look at Wei Lan, and didn't know what he was talking about, but he just ignored his eyes asking for help, and Hua Banshu didn't notice what the Great Sage was thinking at all, he hugged the Great Sage affectionately, and said, "You know what happened when Jiang Zhu and I were besieged yesterday, right? You must not know the specific situation at that time. At that time, Jiang Zhu came to rescue me single-handedly, and he just kicked me like that..."

Hua Banshu turned on the mode of praising Jiang Zhu again. The Great Sage felt that Hua Banshu's attitude towards him was terrible. The Great Sage looked at the sky with tears in his eyes, and then he saw Jiang Zhu standing upstairs by the window.

Jiang Zhu saw the Great Sage and Hua Banshu hugging each other affectionately, and Jiang Zhu smiled at the Great Sage.

The Great Sage listened to Hua Banshu's story about how Jiang Zhu wanted to poach other people's eyes, and then recalled Jiang Zhu's death smile, and suddenly he shed tears of emotion.

At that moment, the great sage even thought of an epitaph for himself—died unexpectedly, Jianghua is poisonous.

The author has something to say: Dasheng: Brother Zhu, I can explain.

Jiang Zhu: No.