What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

In the player lounge of the competition venue, everyone in the GG team was eating boxed lunches, and only Dasheng was cleaning his keyboard wholeheartedly.

Wei Lan pulled the last bite of rice into his mouth, and he said to the Great Sage while eating, "Brother Monkey, don't wipe it, what can you do with your broken keyboard."

The Great Sage glared at Weilan, "Broken keyboard? This is the same keyboard for half a catty! Do you know the silver switch? Do you know about the aviation-grade anodized aluminum material? Have you ever experienced the 10mm trigger key travel? I was promoted to the first team and got paid. First thing, buy it right away! What the fuck!"

Wei Lan looked puzzled, "Just talk as you say, what are you doing with so many question marks and exclamation points?"

Dasheng hugged his beloved keyboard and continued to stare at Weilan, "Because you insulted my keyboard, I am outraged!"

Little Qiao said on the side, "The month he just got the keyboard, he slept under the blanket."

Bai Lu's face was full of disgust, "It's really dirty."

The Great Sage retorted, "What's dirty? It accompanied me to win the best rookie, it accompanied me to the LPL arena, and it carried the infinite glory of the Monkey King."

The cauldron took a closer look at Dasheng's keyboard, and it was indeed the same model as Banjin's. The cauldron agreed, "This keyboard is very easy to use, especially suitable for operation flow."

Wuwen, the official photographer, asked, "Would it be nice to have the keyboards of Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu?"

Several people who were discussing the keyboard looked at Wuwen together, and their eyes were not very friendly.

Unintelligible, "What's wrong?"

The lord replied kindly, "They were having fun discussing the garden house, but you suddenly humiliated them with the lake villa, and you asked what's wrong."

Wuwen replied, "After all, it is the CP keyboard that is on the hot search, can't I talk about it? In order to let these two keyboards appear together as soon as possible, the official even gave the green light to the registration of peripherals. Originally, there was a 14-day review period. It actually finished the review before your game day."

Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu were eating and watching the game between the relegation team and the old driver. When Hua Banshu heard Wuwen mentioned them, he turned around and explained, "Jiang Zhu and my keyboard are exactly the same. They are not the first Install the driver and do the test once, and the review time will naturally be faster."

Wuwen: "Three trending traffickers in one day actually talked to me, I'm so excited."

Hua Banshu: ...

Before Hua Banshu, there were indeed three trending searches in one day.

The first trending topic on him was called [Hua Banshu involved in gambling]. The reason was that Tianguang didn't know what medicine he had taken wrongly, so he insisted on posting on Weibo that Hua Banshu also participated in gambling. Hua Banshu's latest topic The popularity is very high, and things like gambling are sensitive, so he was listed on the hot search.

Hua Banshu's second trending search is called [Wealthy Flowers]. This trending search is related to the first trending search, that is, when Hua Banshu clarified that he would not participate in gambling, he casually dumped a few of his family's money. A villa worth tens of millions, a rookie in e-sports, handsome, rich, and skilled, this topic went out of the circle almost instantly.

The third hot topic about Hua Banshu is the topic [Jianghua CP is real]. Xiangyan posted Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu’s pair of custom-made keyboards on the official blog, and attached his true feelings A small essay, describing in detail the deep "friendship" between Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu. Many professional players came to watch the keyboard, and many CP fans and Yangou came to watch Jianghua CP, so it became a hot search again.

These three popular searches by Hua Banshu covered a wide range of topics, from the legal system to the economy to love. On the same day, they were rated as "LPL Law Popularization Spokesperson", "LPL Local Tyrant Image Ambassador", "LPL Show Love Brand Friend" by the e-sports circle ".

Hua Banshu just wanted to play a career in a low-key manner, but he didn't expect that he only played one game, and the trending search almost went up ten times.

Hua Banshu thought of Tian Guang who was mentally handicapped, and couldn't help asking Wei Lan, "Brother Wei Lan, when you were looking for players, didn't you take an intelligence test?"

Wei Lan pointed to the Great Sage whose head was covered with gauze, "Look at him, do you understand?"

Hua Banshu: "Understood."

Great Sage:? ? ?

The Great Sage shouted angrily, "I will be suspended for the next game, the last game before my suspension, why can't you treat me well?"

Hua Banshu: "Because of you, I'm going to go jungle soon, why should I treat you kindly?"

The Great Sage thinks it makes sense, if Hua Banshu is pitted in the jungle, the trolls will not care whether he is forced to change positions, they will only "praise" Hua Banshu as a good dish for dinner.

Dasheng: "Xiaoshu, please forget about me, you should continue to hate Tianguang."

Speaking of Tianguang, Wei Lan reminded, "Tianguang and Bliss are both transferred from the BT team. The BT team has a lot of fans who like them. did not hear it."

Xiang Yan, who had been quietly knocking melon seeds, said, "Give me a hard time beating the BT team."

The Great Sage agreed, "Tianguang actually framed Xiaoshu openly, and he must beat his old boss severely."

Xiangyan: "No."

The Great Sage looked at Xiangyan, "What isn't it?"

Xiangyan: "I asked you to beat them hard because I spent so much money on Tianguang and Bliss, and ended up dying without even playing a game. This kind of profiteer, beat me to death."

Great Sage: ...

Wei Lan looked at Xiangyan, "Reflect on yourself, our team is not famous for being stupid and quick to make money."

Xiangyan: "You are stupid, I have a lot of money, by the way, do you still want your salary?"

Wei Lan couldn't beat Xiangyan, so he changed it to tell the great sage, "Xiangyan is right, profiteers should be beaten to death."

Dasheng: "Team BT didn't just play casually. They had two thighs of Bliss and Tianguang in the Spring Split. Now they are gone. It can be done in minutes."

Xiao Qiao reminded, "You don't want to set up such a flag waving in the wind before the game, thank you."

The photographer Wuwen also said, "Do you think that the e-sports Whampoa is a vain name? Their team sells the main players every year, and they can do well in the LPL every year without being relegated. Isn't it because the old thighs are sold? , there will be new thighs popping up, in today’s LPL, many well-known players have come from e-sports Whampoa.”

Dasheng: "Don't panic, it's not their turn to be the strongest rookie this season. Isn't the strongest rookie our Jiang Zhu and Xiaoshu."

Bai Lu looked at the Great Sage as if he was mentally retarded, "Why are you crazy about milking your team before the game?"

Dasheng: "I am stating the facts."

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he looked at Hua Banshu, "Xiaoshu, do you think so?"

Hua Banshu stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom, get out of the way."

The Great Sage snorted and moved his chair inside.

Hua Banshu left the lounge alone, Wei Lan looked at Hua Banshu's back, wanted to say something, but finally gave up.

The cauldron noticed Wei Lan's hesitation to speak, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

Wei Lan: "It's nothing, I just remembered the terrible metaphysics in 10. For example, as long as Xiao Qiao goes out alone, 100% will start the bloody plot."

The protagonist was dissatisfied and asked, "Which time did he take the initiative to cause trouble?"

Azure:? ? ?

Wei Lan, "I beat you, uncle, I'm talking about metaphysics, what are you doing with dog food on my face!"

The lord probably also felt that what Wei Lan said made sense, so he chose to shut up.

The protagonist stopped talking, and the worry-loving cauldron picked up the previous topic, "You are afraid of activating 10 metaphysics, why did you let Xiao Shu leave alone?"

Wei Lan: "Because I thought about it, there is no suitable teammate who can accompany him out..."

After Wei Lan finished speaking, she looked at Jiang Zhu, Xiao Xiao Qiao, Da Sheng and Bai Lu, and then began a long speech.

Wei Lan: "Brother Zhu is cruel, but Brother Zhu hasn't finished his meal yet. Little Qiao is so skinny that a river crab can beat him. Not to mention the Great Sage, the gauze on the head of the Great Sage speaks for itself. Said I felt embarrassed when I came out, at this moment, among the young players in our team, the one who seems to have the most combat effectiveness is actually a cute girl like Brother Lu."

The cute girl Bai Lu asked, "Brother Wei Lan, when did you become blind?"

Azure: "It's not important."

Wuwen interjected, "Xiao Qiao is a scumbag, but Xiao Shu can fight. Looking at the players of the 1 LPL teams, he is invincible in 1V[-]."

Xiangyan spit out a melon seed and said, "It's awesome to be suspended for one year after the fight."

Wuwen: ...

Jiang Zhu, who hadn't spoken all this time, stood up, closed the lid of the lunch box, and walked out.

Wei Lan understood, "Brother Zhu, are you going to the bathroom too?"

Jiang Zhu: "Yes."

Wei Lan watched Jiang Zhu leave, and when the door of the lounge was closed again, Wei Lan said emotionally, "Sure enough, Jianghua CP is real."

Xiangyan: "Jiang Zhu accompanied Xiao Shu to the bathroom, I think I can post a small composition on the official blog."

Xiao Qiao: "Brother Xiangyan, this place sounds like Xiao Huangwen."

Xiangyan:? ? ?

Hua Banshu was walking alone in the long corridor, not knowing that the team management was arranging Xiao Huangwen for him. He took out his mobile phone to check, confirmed the location mentioned by Tianguang, and went directly to a place at the back of the stadium. Go to the small door.

Hua Banshu pushed open the back door and walked out of the stadium.

The wind outside the stadium was a bit strong, Hua Banshu stood still, zipped up the team uniform that was originally open, and then started again, walking towards Tianguang who was standing not far away.

Tian Guang was leaning against the wall to smoke a cigarette, but when he saw Hua Banshu, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground.

Hua Banshu walked up to Tianguang, he stepped on the cigarette butt that was still burning, and then walked a few steps towards the corner of the wall without saying a word.

With his hands in his pockets, Tian Guang wobbled after him. After Hua Banshu stopped, he also stopped half a meter away from Hua Banshu.

Tian Guangpi smiled and said, "Yo, you really dare to come out?"

Hua Banshu replied, "If it were someone else, I wouldn't even bother to come out, but if it were you, I'd rather come and ask in person, have you been stuck at home for too long after losing your job, and you've lost your mind?"

Tianguang saw that Hua Banshu's words were very rude, and his face darkened, "Hua Banshu, do you really think that others are afraid of you? Everyone will let you in, isn't it because you are in the professional circle and don't want to offend your parents?" .Now that I have been banned for life, do you think I will spoil you?"

Hua Banshu: "I just came to ask, who told you that I participated in gambling?"

Tian Guang smiled, "Why are you asking this? Are you guilty? Are you scared?"

Hua Banshu replied calmly, "I just want to know who is so immoral, who can't even care for the mentally retarded, and uses you to make trouble."

The author has something to say: Tianguang: Don't provoke me, or I will do it!

Xiao Hua: mentally retarded.