What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Hua Banshu lied to Jiang Zhu that he sprained his ankle. Unexpectedly, due to a moment of negligence, the lie was exposed. Jiang Zhu "revenged" and carried Hua Banshu back to his own chair in public. Hua Banshu's face was lost, Hua Banshu said that he was going to take a bath, covered his face and quickly left the big training room.

The Great Sage looked at Hua Banshu's receding back, and then looked at Jiang Zhu, his eyes were full of admiration. He used to think that Hua Banshu was the unattainable flower of Gaoling, but Jiang Zhu actually took the flower of Gaoling Arranged clearly.

Dasheng wanted to open his mouth to express his feelings with Jiang Zhu, but before he could open his mouth, he saw Xiao Qiao winking at him, which meant to tell him to shut up and look at his phone.

Dasheng took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat. He found that the three-person WeChat group of him, Xiao Qiao, and Bai Lu had been renamed, and the group name was "Unconventional Operation Observation Research and Discussion Team of the 30 Xia Road Duo."

Great Sage:? ? ?

How to break up a sentence with this pile of Chinese characters?

[Little Qiao: I don't think the painting style of the next lane is quite right. 】

[Great Sage: Did you feel that today!What the hell is the group name?I miss the era when wechat group names could not enter so many characters. 】

[Little Qiao: Although the two of them were very close in the past, the brotherhood also makes sense. 】

【Bai Lu: But I don't know how the princess hugs my brother. 】

[Little Qiao: So I think we should delve into the relationship between Xiao Shu and Jiang Zhu. 】

[Bai Lu: @大圣, you find a chance to find out. 】

[Great Sage: Why me? 】

【Bai Lu: After all, everyone has no defense against fools. 】

【Great Sage: Brother Lu, I hate you. 】

The top, middle, and wild members of the GG team held a discussion in the WeChat group, and Jiang Zhu, who was one of the subjects of the discussion, was playing the game very seriously. Jiang Zhu had just changed his game ID to "" "Little Red Riding Hood", he finished admiring his ID with satisfaction, and clicked on a game, ready to go to the "Top of Orphans" to brush up his presence.

"Top of the Orphan" is a joking name among gamers. Its real name is "Top of the Canyon". Players with two or more are eligible to apply to join "Top of the Canyon".

LPL has a strict requirement for professional players, that is, all professional players must maintain a rank above Drill [-] in the "Top of the Canyon".

Not long after Jiang Zhu returned to China, all the accounts on the national server were newly applied. When he first joined the GG team, he didn't even know what "Top of the Canyon" was. , Jiang Zhu was able to meet the official standards before submitting the "occupational application".

Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu scored crazy points, and they also gained a little reputation in the "Top of Orphans", but now Jiang Zhu changed his name, and he was alone in the solo queue, so no one recognized who he was.

Jiang Zhu habitually played his support role, but when everyone was choosing a hero, a player typed a line.

[Yijian Shuanghan: Assist, let's go down the road and play some tricks, I choose the prince, you come to Pan Sen, just do it without thinking. 】

Jiang Zhu looked at Xiao Qiao on the right, and asked, "Is the anchor who said Xiao Hua talked with him called Yi Jian Shuang Han?"

Little Qiao nodded, "Yes, that Yijian Shuanghan from Yijian Frost Fourteen States."

Jiang Zhu replied thank you, then he turned around and smiled at the chat interface.

Little Joe: ...

Jiang Zhu has been in the GG team for so long, except for Hua Banshu who can smile, he treats everyone else with a very affectionate look, and this very emotional killer, he is actually smiling at the game now.

Little Qiao didn't frown slightly, but still felt that the matter was not simple.

Xiao Qiao notified his relatives and friends through WeChat, asking them to watch Yijian Shuanghan's live broadcast. Of course, Hua Banshu was not among the relatives and friends. He was afraid that Hua Banshu would run away to prevent this tragedy from happening.

What Jiang Zhu met in the game was the well-known anchor Yijian Shuanghan. Yijian Shuanghan called Jiang Zhu to choose Pan Sen for a show routine, but Jiang Zhu smiled and directly locked on a fire man.

Huo Nan, the official name is "Vengeance Flame Soul? Brand", also known as "Jiang Zhumai ADC Special Hero".

Yijian Shuanghan yelled at the assistant to play tricks, the assistant did choose a very flamboyant hero, the one who even made a show of him, the one who wanted to abandon him and become the throne.

Yijian Shuanghan has a very good mentality. Most people would have hesitated to call the police when they saw that the assistant was the fire man, but he was talking about Little Red Riding Hood trying to make trouble, and then locked himself in an ice shooter.

After both sides of the game have finished selecting heroes, the gate of Summoner's Canyon is officially opened, and all players have entered the game.

At that time, Yijian Shuanghan thought that what he opened was just a game, but later he realized that he had opened the door to a new world, and there was a small assistant in the door of the new world, who swung his little red riding hood to do evil , His face was covered in blood.

Jiang Zhu is good at playing support, and he is best at selling ADCs in fancy styles. He only remembered something called "coordination" when he was in duo with Hua Banshu. When he played games with passer-by ADCs, he basically played with ADCs while playing games. Now this ADC is called Yijian Shuanghan, and Jiang Zhu has brought his impropriety to the extreme.

Yijian Shuanghan felt that he was a huge bait, either being assisted to sell, or on the way of being assisted to sell, selling and selling, Yijian Shuanghan began to doubt whether his profession was legal, and he was not An ice shooter, he is a young boy who has gone astray.

In the game, Little Red Riding Hood stepped on Yijian Shuanghan's corpse for double kills, triple kills, and even super gods, and every time the assistant got a head he shouldn't have, he would stand on Yijian Shuanghan's corpse and give a very friendly Jian Shuanghan sent a "Like" emoji.

Yijian Shuanghan used the fragile body of the ADC to pave the way for the support.

After a game, Yijian Shuanghan and Jiang Zhu won the game.

There is no suspense, Jiang Zhu, the one who kills, is the MVP, and Shuanghan, the sandbag in the world, is the one with the lowest score.

Little Qiao and the others watched the whole process in Yijian Shuanghan's live broadcast room. The Great Sage felt that Yijian Shuanghan was too pitiful. He used his trumpet to give Yijian Shuanghan a cornucopia. Silent female tears.

Although Yijian Shuanghan played this game very sadly, but the entertainment effect was perfect, and he also received a lot of gifts from his friends. Yijian Shuanghan felt that there was something about Little Red Riding Hood, so he took the initiative to add Jiang Zhu's game friends, And Jiang Zhu actually agreed.

The Great Sage looked at Bai Lu and Xiao Xiao Qiao who were sitting on the other side. He was using his mind to communicate with his two teammates.

Dasheng: Is Yijian Shuanghan an idiot?

Little Qiao and Bai Lu nodded in unison.

Yijian Shuanghan didn't know that he was stabbing the hornet's nest of the GG team, so he chatted happily with Jiang Zhu.

[Yijian Shuanghan: Dude, Huo Nan played well. 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: Teammates set off well. 】

One Sword Shuanghan: ...

[Yijian Shuanghan: Dude, although your operation is very good, it is dangerous for you to speak like this, you know? 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know. 】

[Yijian Shuanghan: Then you must have never met a player named Derella. If you dare to do this in the bottom lane with him, he will make you doubt your life. 】

【Little Red Riding Hood: I won’t do that with him. 】

[Yijian Shuanghan: With your tone, do you know Derella? 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: I know. 】

[Yijian Shuanghan: You have professional-level operations and know Derella. Are you a professional player? 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: Yes. 】

[One Sword Shuanghan: Support? 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: Yes. 】

[Yijian Shuanghan: May I take the liberty to ask which team you belong to, and who is your ADC, this ADC can let you play support for him, it's a big heart. 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: GG team, derella. 】

One Sword Shuanghan: ...

Yijian Shuanghan had already forgotten that he was still on the live broadcast, so he couldn't help but swear, "Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood, this isn't a fairy tale, it's a ghost story!"

Yijian Shuanghan suffered the second biggest blow to his anchor career, and he wanted to ask that little red riding hood if he was talking nonsense, but after scaring him, little red riding hood had already ruthlessly deleted his friends, the great sage witnessed He just wanted to share the whole ghost story with Hua Banshu upstairs, who knew nothing about it.

Hua Banshu really didn't know how Jiang Zhu frightened the innocent anchor. He went back to his room and took a slow bath. In the training room, Jiang Zhu directly hugged him to the princess just now, and he was a little ashamed to face his teammates in the upper, middle, and wild three lanes.

Hua Banshu wandered to the window, he looked down, and found that the lord was sitting alone on the swing in the yard.

Hua Banshu remembered that the Great Sage said that the swing of the GG team is not an ordinary swing, it is a special swing for autism, and Hua Banshu remembered that today a lot of mentally retarded fans of the HP team on Weibo are calling the lord a traitor and a white-eyed wolf , he saw those, after all, he still minded.

Hua Banshu didn't like to meddle in other people's affairs before, but after joining the GG team, everyone always looked like a family that must be neat and tidy. Even Hua Banshu didn't feel that he started to care about the people around him. He hesitated by the window, and finally put on his coat and went out.

Hua Banshu took the elevator down to the first floor, and went directly to the yard. He walked to the side of the lord, and sat down on another swing next to the lord.

Hua Banshu's mother has known the protagonist for a long time. Hua Banshu is very clear about the transfer of the protagonist from the HP team to the GG team. Hua Banshu thinks that he can chat with the protagonist.

Hua Banshu swayed on the swing twice, then looked at the lord and asked, "Coach, why are you sitting here alone?"

The lord replied with a natural look, "I'm waiting for Xiao Qiao to pick me up from get off work."

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Is your kindergarten class just turned three years old?The kind that you have to wait in the yard to see your mother sooner?

Hua Banshu complained about the lord in his heart, but the lord also asked Hua Banshu, "Why did you come here and sit here, are you autistic?"

Hua Banshu especially wanted to say, originally there wasn't, but now it's almost there.

Hua Banshu didn't want to say another word to the lord. He wanted to get up and leave, but the lord said again, "Since we met, let's talk about your previous suspension."

The author has something to say: Yijian Shuanghan: I am very tired.

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