What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Both Zhuang Sheng and Zhen Qian stood in the post-match interview area. The post-match interview was about to begin. Zhuang Sheng saw Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu waiting beside the stage, and his eyes immediately lit up with trouble. This light was too dazzling. So he successfully caught Zhen Qian's attention.

Zhen Qian looked vigilant, and she said to Zhuang Sheng, "After the game interview, you are not allowed to make trouble. After the game interview is such a serious place, you are not allowed to hit CP, you are not allowed to engage in pornography, you can only follow the cue card Read the questions on the stage, if you talk nonsense, I will crash to death on the stage immediately."

Zhuang Sheng: ...

Zhuang Sheng: "You don't have to risk your life, Zhizhi and Banjin can't live without their mother."

Zhen Qian replied angrily, "Ban Jin is your father!"

Zhuang Sheng thought for a while, then called out affectionately, "Mom."

Zhuang Sheng had an aggrieved look on his face, and Zhen Qian felt very pained.

Ever since I heard that Zhuang Sheng would be invited to be a guest host in the post-match interview session of the finals, the official hosts of the LPL have all become vigilant, and each of them flashed and ran fast. Bai Fangfei said that she is too young to be a big host. Qingtang said that she couldn't get angry when she was pregnant with the child, Zhen Qian looked around and saw that she was the only one left.

When Zhen Qian miserably recalled the past, the staff members were already gesturing to Zhen Qian, telling her that the live broadcast was about to start. Zhen Qian was a very professional host. Lovelessness turned into enthusiasm.

Zhuang Sheng was taken aback by Zhen Qian's face-changing speed, and blurted out "I'll go", Zhen Qian's perfect smile was broken for the first time by someone other than the GG team.

Zhen Qian resisted the urge to kill Zhuang Sheng, and continued to say to the camera with a smile on her face, "Dear summoners, good evening, everyone, welcome to the post-match interview session, I am the official host Zhen Qian, today The post-match interview with me is also our guest commentator for this game, that is, the head coach of the Jinjiang team Zhuang Sheng, welcome Zhuang Sheng."

Zhuang Sheng greeted the camera like a person, "Hello everyone, I am Zhuang Sheng."

Zhen Qian was very satisfied with Zhuang Sheng's duty, she continued with a smile, "First of all, I would like to congratulate the GG team again, they used the most exciting BO5 to win the S12 Summer Championship, and they came to us today after the game The two players in the interview area are the bottom lane combination of the GG team, ADC Hua Banshu and support Jiang Zhu."

Zhuang Sheng made an inviting gesture in the direction of Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu, "I invite two newcomers in red to enter."

Zhen Qian:? ? ?

When the audience saw Zhuang Sheng doing something, they immediately cheered, applauded, and whistled. Zhen Qian looked at the bustling auditorium and suddenly didn't want to be the host. She just wanted to knock Zhuang Sheng's head off with a microphone.

Zhuang Sheng was probably afraid that Zhen Qian would really kill him. After a wave, he started to operate in the opposite direction. He continued, "Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu both just made it to the LPL this summer. The newcomers are really awesome, their red team uniforms seem to express the passing of the GG team from generation to generation, welcome the arrival of the two newcomers, let's say hello to everyone first."

Zhen Qian: ...

Zhen Qian thinks that Zhuang Sheng is too stupid, but Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu are not much better.

Hua Banshu stood closer to the host. Holding the microphone, he took the lead and said, "Hello everyone, I am the ADC of Team GG, Hua Banshu from Jianghua CP."

After Hua Banshu finished speaking, the auditorium that had been quiet just now became lively again.

Zhen Qian:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu glanced at Hua Banshu, raised the corners of his lips slightly, and said cooperatively, "Hello everyone, I am the support of the GG team, Jiang Zhu from Jianghua CP."

Zhen Qian: ...

Zhen Qian felt that it was enough for Zhuang Sheng, Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu to be left in the interview area, and she was not worthy to stand here.

Although Zhen Qian really wanted to throw away the microphone and leave, her professionalism made her persevere. Zhen Qian tried her best to ignore the three people in front of her. She kept smiling, focused on the cue card and said, "Welcome to the two professional players." Today, the GG team won the championship of the summer finals, there must be a lot of feelings, and there must be a lot of things to say, so next, I will ask the first question first."

Zhen Qian looked at Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu, "You guys won the summer championship today, how do you feel?"

When Hua Banshu heard Zhen Qian's question, he didn't continue to make trouble, but replied very seriously, "I won the championship with everyone today. I am very happy and very touched. Because I was injured and lying on the hospital bed. My teammates said to me, let me recover from my injuries, and they will definitely take me to the World Championship. They did it, and they also took me to win the Silver Dragon Cup. I think it is true to be in the GG team Well, it’s great to meet them, because they are the ones who won the Silver Dragon Cup together, so this championship will be more meaningful to me.”

Zhen Qian: "It's rare to hear Xiaoshu speak so seriously. I feel very touched when I hear it. What about Jiang Zhu, is there any mood you want to share?"

Jiang Zhu glanced at Hua Banshu, and then picked up the microphone, "Actually, when I first returned to China, the team I wanted to try out was not the GG team, but I met Hua Banshu by accident, because of him, I went there The GG team tried out, and I was fortunate to be the support of the GG team, now I really want to say to myself at that time, you made a good choice that will change your life."

The night gave Zhuang Sheng black eyes, but he used them to detect adultery. Zhuang Sheng said enthusiastically, "Hi Jiang Zhu, how did you and Hua Banshu meet by accident? Where did you meet? Any little stories to share?"

Zhen Qian:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu looked at Hua Banshu, with a smile in his eyes, and even the tone of his speech softened a lot, "We met in an Internet cafe, and Xiaohua bumped into my arms, that's why we have the back All the stories."

After Jiang Zhu finished speaking, he added, "That Internet cafe is called 'serendipity', which is my current professional ID. There is a movie in the United States that happens to be called by this name, and the Chinese translation is "Fate is Destined".

Hua Banshu suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he suppressed a smile, raised his hand to straighten his hair, and blocked his face in a fancy way, Jiang Zhu didn't speak anymore, but stretched out his hand to help Hua Banshu tidy his hair together.

Zhen Qian couldn't explain why, but somehow felt a little sweet, but the sweetness didn't make her feel uncomfortable.

Zhen Qian looked at Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu, and realized that the two might have forgotten where they were. They smiled at each other shamelessly, completely ignoring her as the host.

Zhen Qian felt that what the audience was watching was not the post-match interview, but a romantic movie. They might be buying movie tickets.

Zhen Qian deliberately amplified some voices to attract the attention of Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu.

Zhen Qian: "Let me continue to ask questions. In today's BO5, you and the CD team drew 2:2 in the first four games. After being tied by the CD team in two consecutive games, what was your mentality at that time?" Yes, has it been affected? Xiao Shu came off the bench in the fifth game, so let’s ask Jiang Zhu to answer this question.”

Jiang Zhu glanced at Hua Banshu.

Zhen Qian especially wanted to ask, did the two of you write answers on each other's faces? Why do you have to look at each other first every time I ask a question?

Jiang Zhu didn't know what Zhen Qian was complaining about in his heart. After watching Hua Banshu, he answered, "It's our coach's tactic to win the first two rounds. The third and fourth rounds will be difficult to play. We had already made good mental preparations before, and the direction of the game was basically within our coach's expectations. In fact, in the fourth game, we really wanted to win, but unfortunately we still failed to win the game. :2 After the score was equalized, what I thought at the time was that Xiaohua was going to play with an injury, and I was very worried about him."

Zhen Qian looked at Hua Banshu with concern, "How is Xiaoshu's hand injury now? I checked Weibo just now and found out that you used your left hand to shake hands after the game, and everyone on the Internet said that your hand injury may be serious. "

Hua Banshu didn't want to talk about his hand injury, he simply replied, "I'm fine now, few words on the Internet are true, but Jianghua CP is true."

Zhen Qian: ...

Zhen Qian shut herself up, but Zhuang Sheng took the opportunity to intervene, "I've heard of a folk remedy, when your hand hurts, just kiss it and it won't hurt."

Zhen Qian:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu answered calmly, "I'll try after the interview is over."

The audience at the scene went crazy again. Some CP fans held up Jianghua’s light board and loudly advised Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu to stop showing off. Jianghua CP is not ashamed, but Jianghua’s CP fans can’t bear it anymore .

Zhen Qian looked at the chaos in the audience, and quietly bumped Zhuang Sheng with her arm, urging him to continue asking questions, and quickly suppress this wave of commotion.

After Zhen Qian bumped into Zhuang Sheng, she smiled and helped him straighten the cue card in his hand. The meaning Zhen Qian wanted to express was obvious, and she read it according to the cue card, and she was not allowed to change a single word.

Zhuang Sheng looked at the reminder card and found that the question above was related to the tactics of the fifth game. Zhuang Sheng held up the reminder card and "read" seriously, "It can be seen from the usual interaction that the players of the GG team The relationship is very harmonious, may I ask how you live in the team, how are the rooms allocated?"

Zhen Qian:? ? ? ? ?

Hua Banshu didn't doubt him, and answered honestly, "Brother Lu lives by herself, Dasheng and Xiaoqiao live in the same room, Daguo lives with Brother Weilan now, and Brother Zhu and I each share a room." .”

Zhuang Sheng asked without giving up, "Don't you usually visit each other? Don't boys sleep together at night?"

Hua Banshu: "Others don't know, I go to brother Zhu's room to sleep every night, brother Zhu is afraid of the dark, so I protect him."

Jiang Zhu: "Yes, I can't sleep without Xiao Hua."

Zhuang Sheng especially wanted to send a like icon to Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu, the show is still your show, I lost.

Zhen Qian doesn't want to see Zhuang Sheng, Hua Banshu, and Jiang Zhu flirting with each other anymore. If Hua Banshu comes out in public, how can she explain to Sister Hua and the DJ? In the middle of Hua Banshu, Zhen Qian pushed Zhuang Sheng aside with her body, tried to force a smile, and said, "Thank you Xiaoshu for your answer. Today's post-match interview is coming to an end. We have one last question. This question is It was voted out by netizens, please answer.”

Hua Banshu nodded, obediently waiting for an answer, and wanted to see if there was any chance to show her affection.

Zhen Qian: "The God of Electric Killing, Cinderella, has been famous for a long time. The question that was voted out today is to ask you. Cinderella is the name of the heroine in fairy tales. Why do you want to choose such an ID?"

Hua Banshu, the pet sister, went online, and he replied seriously, "Because my sister likes it."

Zhuang Sheng hit it off, "Then what do you like?"

Jiang Zhu calmly reported his ID, "He likes serendipity."

The author has something to say: Zhen Qian: I quit! ! !

Banjin: Daughter-in-law, let's go home.