What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

After the end of the summer regular season, each team ushered in a short rest period. The GG team ranked second in the regular season. The playoffs only need to start from the semi-finals. Compared with other teams who have to compete for promotion opportunities round after round, the preparation time is relatively plentiful.

The Great Sage was leaning on the gaming chair, limp into a ball like a broken frame, there was not a single bone in his body that could support him, Wei Lan kicked the Great Sage's chair in disgust, "Can you be a little bit humanoid."

The Great Sage sighed, and almost let out his soul, "I am so tired, the coach is really ruthless. In comparison, brother Siyue is the Buddha."

Bai Lu turned her chair to the Great Sage, "Yesterday in the training match, you brought the double BUFF all the way to give away the head, but the coach didn't clean you up, and kept you as a mid-autumn gift for Xiao Qiao's team?"

Dasheng: "The coach is your dear father, dear, you can't even say a word."

Xiao Qiao kindly helped the Great Sage smooth out the family relationship, "Xiao Shu is your reborn parent, Xiao Shu and Brother Lu are real brothers, the coach is Brother Lu's real father, and the coach is your real grandfather."

The Great Sage retorted, "You are so good at math, why don't you go for the 985 exam? What kind of occupation do you play? It's true that Xiaoshu is my second-born parent, but other people don't want to go to the moon and touch porcelain, and neither can the coach. The me now is not you who can climb high Affordable, after all, my mother just won the regular season MVP of the summer split."

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Zhu, "Mom, am I right?"

Jiang Yi devoted himself to playing games, and refused to participate in this intellectually debilitating language group fight.

Hua Banshu dragged his suitcase into the large training room. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the Great Sage yelling at Jiang Zhu desperately for his mother. Wei Lan grinned in pain. To which psychiatric hospital.

Wei Lan saw the suitcase in Hua Banshu's hand, and asked, "Yo, moved back?"

Hua Banshu: "My mother said that I can take care of myself now."

Hearing Hua Banshu's voice, Jiang Zhu turned to look at him, Jiang Zhu smiled at Hua Banshu, and then said to Xiao Qiao, "Captain, help me play a game."

After Jiang Zhu finished speaking, he stood up and went to find Hua Banshu.

Xiao Qiao walked to Jiang Zhu's seat, and then he saw the hero Jiang Zhu was using in the game, and fell into a brief silence.

Little Qiao: "Great Sage, come here."

Dasheng sternly refused, "I don't, I don't know how to play ADC."

Xiao Qiao: "Brother Zhu is using Leopard Girl to play ADC and jungle hero, your professional counterpart."

Great Sage:? ? ?

The Great Sage looked at Jiang Zhu in shock, Jiang Zhu ignored the Great Sage, he reached out to take the suitcase in Hua Banshu's hand, and said to Hua Banshu, "I'll send it up."

Hua Banshu: "I need to hang up my clothes."

Jiang Zhu: "I'll hang up."

Hua Banshu stared at Jiang Zhu and thought about it for a while, and finally nodded in agreement, "Okay."

Bai Lu has always been straightforward. Seeing Hua Banshu's dawdling look, he asked in confusion, "What's there to think about?"

Hua Banshu: "I'm thinking, should I break up with Brother Zhu in place, or let him clean up the room for me before we break up."

Daguo came in with a stack of documents. He passed by Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu, and said without any surprise, "We broke up again, congratulations."

Jiang Zhu saw that the flowers were half-sparse, and he didn't say a word, just relying on his face.

Hua Banshu tried his best to resist the temptation of Jiang Zhu's male god face. He pretended to be calm and said, "You help me take the suitcase up first, then hang up the clothes, and we will discuss the division of property after the breakup when we come back. .”

Jiang Zhu leaned forward and approached Hua Banshu, he raised the corners of his lips and lowered his voice, "Since we broke up, I can't help in vain."

Hua Banshu didn't understand what Jiang Zhu meant, he subconsciously raised his eyes to look at Jiang Zhu, Jiang Zhu saw the opportunity, and directly kissed Hua Banshu on the lips.

After Jiang Zhu kissed the silly ADC, he dragged the suitcase with one hand and left, Bking from the back as usual.

Hua Banshu tried hard to put on a serious face, but failed to control his expression, he looked like a fool who was bewitched by the beauty.

The Great Sage yelled at Hua Banshu, "Father, if you have any morals, don't laugh secretly."

Hua Banshu walked up to the Great Sage, kicked his chair, and returned to his seat proudly and sat down.

Wei Lan flipped through the booklet and said, "You two stand at the door and kiss each other, one is inside and the other is outside. It's not fair for me to fine you 500 yuan, so let's make it 250. I'll charge it to Zhugege's account. "

After Wei Lan finished speaking, she made another comment, "You two are amazing."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu was injured in a car accident before. His right wrist was dislocated, and he had to rely on plaster to fix it. Dong Ji frowned slightly, thinking that the matter was not simple. Hua Banshu couldn’t move his right hand. You have to rely on Jiang Zhu.

Dong Ji listed fire prevention, theft prevention, and river defense as the top priorities in life. He ran to the GG team to help Hua Banshu pack his luggage and take him away. He strictly stipulated that Hua Banshu must go home every night or live with him in the BJ team. Since Ban Shu was discharged from the hospital, he can only stay with everyone during training, and has no time to be alone with Jiang Zhu at all.

Wei Lan is quite curious, just like that, Hua Banshu can still find a chance to break up, and where can Jiang Zhu provoke him, in a dream.

Wei Lan looked at the few people in the room. The two stubborn ones, Dasheng and Daguo, could not be counted on at all. Brother Lu was too straight, so he probably couldn’t understand it. Joe is gone.

Wei Lan winks at Xiao Xiao Qiao, which means you should ask Xiao Shu why he broke up with Jiang Zhu again.

Xiao Qiao had just finished a round of ADC with Leopard Girl, and was doubting his life. When he saw Wei Lan winking at him, he immediately understood what Wei Lan wanted him to do.Xiao Qiao was not interested in knowing why Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu broke up for the [-]th time. He ignored Wei Lan, but walked back to his seat and sat down.

Xiao Qiao was about to start a game by himself, but his mobile phone beeped suddenly. Xiao Qiao clicked on WeChat and checked, and it was indeed from Jiang Zhu, just four words: Do me a favor .

Little Qiao understood, and returned an OK gesture.

Xiao Qiao canceled the queued game, then looked at Hua Banshu and asked, "Xiao Shu, why did you break up with Brother Zhu again?"

As soon as Xiao Qiao spoke, Wei Lan, Da Sheng and Da Guo all looked at Hua Ban Shu with bright eyes, gossiping one by one, Bai Lu rolled her eyes at them, picked up the earphones and put them on.

She often felt that because she wasn't perverted enough, she didn't fit in with the idiots in the team.

When Hua Banshu heard Xiao Qiao ask him, he immediately began to talk about it enthusiastically, "This time I really went too far, a beautiful young lady sent him a photo in a private message on Weibo, and he actually hooked up with the young lady Yes, there's more than one."

Great Sage: "Impossible?"

Hua Banshu looked serious, "I saw it with my own eyes."

Xiao Qiao stared at Hua Banshu, and said truthfully, "Brother Zhu's Weibo private messages are closed."

Wei Lan: "Did you see it in your dream?"

Hua Banshu: "Yes, I saw it in a dream last night."

A group of people from the GG team gave Hua Banshu an MDZZ expression.

Hua Banshu argued hard, "Although the dream was fake, I was genuinely angry in the dream. I was very sad, and I might even cry."

Weilan, Dasheng, and Daguo all thought that Hua Banshu was sick, but Xiao Qiao saw the essence clearly through the phenomenon, and asked, "What do you want Brother Zhu to go back?"

Hua Banshu: "Obviously?"

Little Qiao is not Jiang Zhu, when Hua Banshu was in charge of the world, he couldn't feel any cuteness, and he didn't have any interest in making waves with this mentally retarded little Qiao, so Xiao Qiao replied Hua Banshu, just say you are happy, and then Pushing the glasses, I went to play games by myself.

Hua Banshu's hand injury hasn't completely healed yet, and he can't use his right hand too hard, so he opened a custom, looking for the feel while waiting for Jiang Zhu to take the bait.

Hua Banshu didn't bring many clothes back, so Jiang Zhu quickly hung up the clothes for him and returned to the training room.

Xiangyan has been busy helping the lord recently, lucky lost his father, and was running around Jiang Zhu all day as a licking dog, lucky saw Jiang Zhu happily rushing over, Jiang Zhu patted the dog's head, and when he finished patting the dog straightened up, Only to find that everyone in the training room cast a sympathetic look at him.

Jiang Zhu took lucky back to his seat and sat down. He looked at Hua Banshu and confessed, "The clothes are all hung up."

Hua Banshu gave a noble and cool hum, and waited for Jiang Zhu to ask him why he wanted to break up, but Jiang Zhu didn't say anything more, but instead asked the Great Sage, "Brother Monkey, are you making up the live broadcast? Row?"

The Great Sage didn't want to be caught between his father and mother, but his mother looked at him with threatening eyes, and the Great Sage replied crying, "I'll make up the live broadcast."

Jiang Zhu hummed in satisfaction, and turned on the live broadcast device by the way.

Hua Banshu felt that Jiang Zhu had changed. Jiang Zhu was no longer the cutie who had to be taught by him how to broadcast live. Jiang Zhu didn't even care about breaking up.

Although Jiang Zhu started the live broadcast, he didn't turn on the camera or mic. He clicked on the invitation from the Great Sage to form a team. After signing up for the duo, he asked Hua Banshu knowingly, "Xiao Hua, why did you break up with me again?"

Hua Banshu said confidently, "You hook up with several girls on Weibo, I've dreamed about it."

Jiang Zhu echoed, "Then you should be angry, you should be angry first, my game is on."

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Is it so difficult not to delete those photos in my computer!

Hua Banshu still wanted to drag Jiang Zhu to continue to do things, but Jiang Zhu seemed to be a prophet, before he could speak, he said, "I'm going to turn on the camera and microphone."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu couldn't talk nonsense anymore, he moved his chair farther away from Jiang Zhu angrily, and continued to play with his custom, Hua Banshu was playing, and heard that Jiang Zhu was still talking to those people in the live broadcast room interacted.

Jiang Zhu: "Thank you for the cornucopia from 'Sister Tuanzi', 'Demacia Mengmeng', and 'Strawberry Orange Jam'. I will work hard in the playoffs."

Hua Banshu sat on the sidelines and said sarcastic words, "Fans cheering you on, you can have an echo, but it's too much to be an echoing wall."

Jiang Zhu looked sideways at Hua Banshu, who looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Jiang Zhu: "Thank you 'Zuan Akali' and 'Miss Qinghui' for the cornucopia."

Hua Banshu continued to answer the conversation in a lukewarm manner, "I don't ask you not to run a central air conditioner, but you should also clean the filter once in a while."

Jiang Zhu turned his head to look at the half-sparse flowers, and continued to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

In Jiang Zhu's live broadcast room, the screen was full of question marks, mixed with rows of "vinegar" floating by.

A smile flashed in Jiang Zhu's eyes, "Turn off the live broadcast, let's resolve the conflicts within the family."

The author has something to say: Jiang Zhu: Let me first resolve the conflicts within the family.

Weilan: 500 is the starting price, if you dare to do other things in the training room, you will have to pay more!