What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Jiang Zhu went to meet the female player named Little Sweetheart, Hua Banshu sat in his seat for a while, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the music box Jiang Zhu gave him.

The music box was placed next to the half-flowered monitor, and the naive sky blue bear was sitting on the box, showing off his cuteness heartlessly to him.

Hua Banshu poked the innocent little bear with his index finger. The little bear shook, as if it was about to fall down and touch the porcelain. Seeing this, Hua Banshu immediately helped it up nervously, for fear that the little bear might be damaged a little. .

Hua Banshu straightened the little bear again, he and the cute little bear looked at each other for a while, the anger still persisted, Hua Banshu stood up abruptly, angrily ready to leave.

It was rare for Bai Lu to be nosy, so she asked, "Xiao Shu, what are you doing?"

Hua Banshu replied loudly, "Take a bath! Change clothes! Start the live broadcast!"

Bai Lu, Dasheng, and Wei Lan watched Hua Ban go away. After confirming that he had indeed gone far, Wei Lan asked, "Why did Brother Zhu go? Where did you come from, little sweetheart?"

Dasheng: "The big pot, brother Zhu's queen sweetheart, who knows where brother Zhu took him to hide."

Wei Lan: "I don't know why, but I feel a little sympathetic."

Dasheng: "I feel a little sympathetic to Xiaoshu. He would go to the vinegar factory if he was jealous, and he swore that he was a steel straight. Sure enough, God is fair. He gave him a perverted game talent, and deprived him of his IQ at the same time."

Bai Lu asked, "Then why didn't God give you the talent for games or IQ?"

Dasheng: "Brother Lu, didn't we agree before, you beat me up, and the matter of me taking your head in a competition is over, now my 88 broken ribs are almost growing back, why are you still here?" Against me?"

Bai Lu didn't bother to talk to the Great Sage, she turned around and continued playing games, waiting to see the excitement of Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu by the way.

Hua Banshu disappeared for almost an hour before reappearing.

When he left, his hair was disheveled, and he was still wearing a comfortable but obviously old T-shirt. When he came back, his appearance was completely changed.

Hua Banshu took a shower, seriously dried her hair, and changed into a light pink T-shirt.

Hua Banshu is very beautiful, it is the kind of neutral beauty, he has cleaned himself up so seriously, just like a small white flower after the spring rain, it is white, tender and soft, fresh and beautiful, looking at it So pure, so alluring.

Hua Banshu strutted into the large training room, raised his chin slightly, and sat back in his seat with a victorious posture.

Bailu: ...

Bai Lu looked at the Great Sage questioningly, and then she found that the pile of question marks on the Great Sage's head was about to materialize.

Bailu: ...

Bai Lu was not going to have any further communication with the Great Sage, so he sent a WeChat message to Xiao Qiao, summoning Xiao Qiao to come back to the team to enjoy the flowers and watch the excitement.

Hua Banshu doesn't like doing live broadcasts very much. Although he signed a live broadcast contract with the team, he has always been the type to barely complete the task. He will broadcast as long as the team asks, and he will not broadcast more than an hour. The well-known three-no anchor does not turn on the mic or the camera. Every time he just plays the game dully, and immediately downloads the broadcast after the game.

Hua Banshu was probably stimulated by his little sweetheart today. Not only did he start a live broadcast on his rest day, but he also had a microphone and a camera, and he was well-dressed.

Hua Banshu ignored the "Live for a long time" and "Lifetime" on the screen. He looked calm and said seriously, "Hi everyone, I am Hua Banshu, an ADC player of the GG team, and the game ID is derella. Today I am Play the game live for everyone.”

Bai Lu: "Pfft."

Hua Banshu looked sideways at Bai Lu, who frantically pressed the keyboard and mouse, pretending nothing happened.

In fact, Bai Lu really wanted to send Jiang Zhu a message, telling him to take away their kindergarten children as soon as possible, and not to come out serious and funny.

Although Hua Banshu doesn't engage in live broadcasts with pictures and sound, he occasionally watches other people's live broadcasts. After Bai Lu interrupted him with an untimely puff, Hua Banshu thought for a while, and seemed to be aware of his own The painting style of the live broadcast was not right, Hua Banshu struggled for a while, really couldn't imitate Shiliu or Dasheng's blood-thirsty appearance, Hua Banshu chose to remain silent.

Hua Banshu stopped talking. He clicked on his game client, logged in to "League of Legends" and prepared to play the game.

Hua Banshu was on the list of his own tuba, Derella, who blocked people from killing Buddhas and killing Buddhas in the first area of ​​Telecom. After related, but stopped the action.

[Derella and Little Red Riding Hood, Jianghua CP is real. 】

[Pairs and pairs of dark □□ hahahaha. 】

[Where is Jiang Zhu?Hua Banshu is so beautiful today, I don't allow Jiang Zhu not to see it! 】

[Sunrise river flowers are red than fire, the gods will go down the road, you and me~]

Hua Banshu clicked on the game store, bought a name change card, and then randomly pressed a bunch of letters, turning his game ID into a bunch of garbled characters in minutes.

And then, the barrage screen changed to "Hua Banshu is shy hahahaha".

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu didn't feel shy, he just felt stuffy.

Hua Banshu started his live streaming career today with a heartbeat, probably because he was frustrated in love and proud in the battlefield. Hua Banshu broadcasted live for several hours and won most of the games. Although he also lost a few games, the second time It's a hard game every time, and there's nothing to be unhappy about losing.

Hua Banshu made up his mind to continue the live broadcast until Jiang Zhu came back, until Jiang Zhu found out that he was beautifully live broadcasting.

You have a little sweetheart, I have a whole room of babies!

Hua Banshu restarted the game with great pride. This time, he probably ran out of luck. As soon as he entered the game, he found that his jungler's name was HP-D20 and his top laner's name was iiiiignite.

HP-20 is Chong Shui, the jungler of the HP team. The HP team is the old team of the Lord and Oukai. Their team has been like Xianglin for so many years. They feel that the whole world has failed them. The dark GG team and the relegation team in secret, and the old grudges have not yet been added to the new grudges. Hua Banshu's Ba Tian, ​​who beat up in LDL, is now the ADC of the HP team.

How much Chong Shui hates the GG team and Hua Banshu, Hua Banshu doesn’t want to say more, and that iiiiignite, he is the ADC player Shao Ran of the CD team that Hua Banshu met in the player’s rest area before, he was still stupid at the time. Recognizing that the opponent is also a professional player, what he said was somewhat offensive, Hua Banshu felt that Shao Ran might have remembered him in his heart.

Hua Banshu looked at the two teammates, sadness came from it, sad and sad, he was suddenly happy again, because he remembered a very important thing, he changed his name just now, the freshly released string of garbled codes is not at all Might be recognized by these two.

Hua Banshu was relieved, and he started the game with peace of mind. By the way, he looked at the game IDs of the five players on the opposite side, and then he saw Wu Li, the ADC of the OB team, Xiao Ji, the assistant of the old driver, and Jinjiang team The jungler boss.

Hua Banshu: ...

Wu Li and Ou Kai have been competing for the title of the world's No. 200 ADC for several years. The "Summer Carnival" All-Star Game was also selected for the ADC position in Group A and Group B respectively. Hua Banshu met and played against Wu Li. , he immediately got up to [-]% energy, ready to beat up his old enemy for Okai, and then, he had nothing more to do.

Team HP's second-rate jungler, he was caught at level [-] and led a wave of rhythm, and when he was caught at level [-], he led another wave of rhythm. After the bottom lane completely collapsed, he used his identity as an undercover agent to The middle lane was also ruined. Except for the top lane who had not been harmed by him, the record of Hua Banshu's team was miserable.

Hua Banshu is now a professional player in the LPL, and he is still broadcasting live. Although he really wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with Chong Shui until he was crying in anger, Hua Banshu didn't want to make April cry. Instead of risking a suspension and fine, he chose to remain silent, and by the way, he also initiated a surrender.

Hua Banshu didn't turn on the Zaan mode, but he didn't expect heavy water to be sprayed first, because it was Hua Banshu who initiated the surrender first, so he concentrated all his firepower on Hua Banshu, spraying Hua Banshu Taicai wildly , Can't even help, the waste, the dish, take turns to greet.

Hua Banshu was stunned. The HP team had a bad record in recent years, the team was poor, and the players’ wages were not high. At this time, Chong Shui actually sprayed him on the live broadcast. He was not cursing, he was throwing money , generally speaking, as long as professional players' public swearing becomes serious, even if they are not officially banned, they will still be fined [-] to [-] yuan, which can be called a thousand dollars.

Hua Banshu thought about how Chongshui paid the fine, he was not angry at all, he even wanted to encourage Chongshui to swear more, it would be better if he scolded more arrogantly and domineeringly, unexpectedly Hua Banshu would not return his swearing, CD However, the ADC of the team stood up. He directly said that Chongshui Taicai led Beng to the bottom lane, and even praised that he played well in the bottom lane. When he was not led to Beng, he could even stand up to OB's Wu Li.

Seeing someone stand up and slap him in the face, Chong Shui immediately squirted back, saying that he is a professional player, the jungler D20 of the HP team. CD-ignite.

Professional players and professional players can also be divided into high and low. For example, the mid-lower level of the HP team meets the top three of the CD team. Although they are all professional players, D20 is not arrogant in front of Ignite. When he got up, D20 made fun of himself, he didn't speak any more, and directly clicked to agree to surrender.

The main crystal on Hua Banshu's side exploded directly. After quitting the game, Hua Banshu took the initiative to add Shao Ran's friend, and Shao Ran immediately agreed.

After adding each other as friends, Shao Ran took the initiative to praise Hua Banshu's ADC for playing well, and he can duo together when he is free. When Hua Banshu saw this, he also told the truth, saying that he is a GG team The flowers were half sparse, and then Shao Ran deleted his friends.

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Hua Banshu looked at the hahahaha who rushed towards him on the live broadcast screen, and he suddenly discovered that even without Jiang Zhu, he could still be on Weibo's hot search by relying on these wonderful things.

The author has something to say: Hua Banshu: Being thrown into the team by one person, Ji Jiang made a fortune one by one.

Hua Banshu: I only ate a slice of bread for breakfast, and Ji Jiang paid for it one by one.

Hua Banshu: Almost pushed the little bear down, Ji Jiang made a stroke of it.

Hua Banshu: Brother Lu laughed at the live broadcast, and Ji Jiang made a fortune one by one.

Hua Banshu: I met the mentally handicapped HP team while playing games, Ji Jiang made a fortune one by one.

Hua Banshu: Shao Ran blatantly deleted friends, and Ji Jiang penned them one by one.