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Chapter 62 Drunk.
062 Drunk.
Xiang Xiang frowned immediately, his sword-shaped eyebrows twisted into a pattern of Sichuan characters, stared at the broken back for a while, and suddenly said a lot of words:
"I knew you were here to ask for debts when I saw you at the time, but you came here without bringing anything, and you are not a villain in that posture. I wanted to talk to you carefully, but you did it as soon as you came up. Seeing that you are not evil people, there is no need for me to kill you."
"The most important thing is that if I make a real move, I won't be able to strike accurately, and I will cripple you all. Fighting now is different from fighting in the past. Fighting in the past caused people to break arms and legs. Get up and run, no entanglement, now people are all chaff, just touch it lightly, it’s B-ultrasound and CT, it’s not hard to get down, I don’t have money now, I can’t afford it.”
"But I can't stand still and be beaten by you, so I can only save the country in a curve, so that you can't do anything and don't suffer any serious injuries, so that I don't have to lose money. As for you two, if I take the lead with you two People are so immobilized, who will take such a large group of people to the hospital?"
This bunch of words made everyone stupid, and they didn't know what to say at all. Why did it sound like a sad story? !Is this something that poor people must hate...
"Pfft, hahaha...ahhahaha..."
Holding the wine bottle, Yu Siyan suddenly burst into laughter, leaned forward and back together, slapped Xiang Xiang's back with iron palms, and said intermittently:
"You're a fucking idiot! Damn, I'm so happy."
Xiang Xiang looked at Yu Siyan solemnly, frowning even tighter, with a serious expression,
"I'm not joking."
"Hahahaha..." Yu Siyan laughed even more boldly.
Lu Yue tapped his fingers on the ipad quickly, switching his sight between Xiang Xiang and the tablet frequently, thinking while tinkering:
Good guy, Xiang Xiang is really a scheming master, he can handle the taro boss in all directions without dead ends!
After laughing for a while, Yu Siyan touched his nose, calmed his breath, wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes, coughed a few times, and said:
"Hurry up, get revenge, drink and eat food after tossing and drinking, tsk, it's a hot day, and the food is even cold."
Xiang Xiang Beier actively looked at the big guy and said:
"If you are still not relieved, then let's fight for a bar. We have passed this matter today. After drinking, we will get to know each other again."
It's that simple for a man, without the whining and whining thoughts of a woman, talk about the matter, do it or fight for wine, the depression in his heart is relieved, and the relationship is deeper.
"Okay, that's what you said. Don't say that we bully the few with the more!"
Xiang Xiang bent down and pulled a bundle of wine, lowered his head and asked:
"One by one or in circles?"
Yu Siyan immediately held Xiang Xiang down, and said solemnly:
"No, you can drink some wine with your soft tissue sprain, he..."
Xiang Xiang immediately cut off Yu Siyan's words,
"Boss, this is my fault, I will handle it myself, don't interfere."
Yu Siyan was concerned about Xiang Xiang's injury, but he admired Xiang Xiang's integrity and loyalty.
Moving his hands away, he picked up the drink at his feet, tore off the plastic packaging,
"Okay, you guys drink, I'll open the wine for you."
Xiang Xiang smiled at Yu Siyan, then turned his head and said seriously to a large group of people:
"Let's make a circle and drink while eating, otherwise the boss will feel distressed if the food is not eaten."
"You're fucking playing tricks on me now, aren't you?" Yu Siyan laughed and cursed, grabbed the pickled peppers on the table, quickly pulled Xiang Xiang's trouser waist, and stuffed the thing that was hard to touch Put it into Xiang Xiang's pants.
Xiang Xiang didn't change his face, "shameless" in front of everyone, just reached into the innermost layer of his crotch to dig out, pulled out the green pepper with hairs, and threw it aside, muttered:
"No wonder everyone says that JB tastes like pickled peppers."
"Hahahaha...", a large group of old men suddenly burst into laughter.
Seeing that the meal was ready, Lu Yue hurriedly typed the last few words, kept it well, stuffed the tablet back into the bag, and squeezed into the original seat.
This time the broken back was quite enjoyable, and a large group of people started drinking lively.
As the saying goes, there is no relationship between brothers without drinking.
Xiang Xiang took off all his airs and aura, and played three times first to clear up the misunderstanding, and then took turns to play three times, which is the etiquette of a newcomer.
Yu Siyan let Xiang Xiang eat two bowls of meat porridge in advance, it was indeed a wise move. After playing six rounds in a row, Xiang Xiang killed 20 bottles of beer by himself.
Men generally divide drinking into five stages.
[-]. In the virgin stage, guard against death;
Second, the stage of young women, half-push and half-accept;
Three, the middle-aged stage, comers are not rejected;
Fourth, the widow stage, if you don’t look for me, I will look for you;
Fifth, at the stage of the old lady, she gestures blindly when she knows it won't work.
This group of people came up to the middle-aged stage, and after drinking for an hour, they entered the widow stage. They asked Xiang Xiang for a drink one by one, and Lu Yue kept changing seats, pulling Xiang Xiang, big tongue, etc. Talking and pouring wine.
Broken Back and Xiang Xiang drank the most, and they had already entered the old lady stage. Seeing that Xiang Xiang next to him was in full swing, he moved a chair and tried to get in between Xiang Xiang and Yu Siyan.
But Xiang Xiang held his ground, Yu Siyan buried his head and ate wildly, no one gave him a place to move, he could only sit bitterly behind Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang, and then hugged Yu Siyan tightly Wasp waist, crying with snot and tears,
"Boss, you said that I have been with you for so many years, why is my appearance still not following you at all?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The crying was so tragic that everyone at the table laughed out loud except for Xiang Xiang.
Yu Siyan was caught off guard, and his back was pressed against the hot chest, and he immediately followed the stove.
"Give the fuck up to me, and you just follow me in this hot body, get out of here, it's so hot!" Yu Siyan tugged on the two thick arms around his waist, pushing his elbows against the heat of his broken back. coaxing cheeks.
When a man is drunk, his brute force becomes stronger. As soon as Yu Siyan tore it away, Broken Back immediately entangled him again.
"Boss, I got dumped again... Woohoo, that bitch ran away with an excavator seller, hoooooo..."
While weeping, he rubbed his nose on Yu Siyan's clothes.
Yu Siyan is a clean freak, with his backhand facing the waist of the broken back is a vise,
"With your fucking virtue, you still want to follow me. Look at your bear, you are so cowardly. It's not just a woman, it's over if you find another one. If you can't swallow this breath, you will sell that excavator. Take it out and single it out! You start it for me!"
Broken Back was pinched by Yu Siyan, his intestines were squeezed, and he quickly let go, crying while letting go:
"Mlgb, that excavator seller is running all over the country, and now he and that bitch don't know where they went, where can I find them!"
Let go here, turn around with a broken back and hug Xiang Xiang,
"Brother Xiang, you said that if I grow up to be like you, that stinky bitch won't even have time to make sacrifices for me!"
Xiang Xiang sat motionless, looking down at the top of his broken back and painful head, and said in a hoarse voice after drinking:
"Looks are useless. A man who has money is not afraid of not having a woman."
Broken Back lifted himself up, took out his wallet from his butt pocket with great effort, and took out the bank cards inside one by one,
"Let me tell you, this one contains my wife's book, which has 20 yuan."
"This...is the doll book I saved, and it also has 20."
"My parents died early, and I keep [-] yuan here. If I die, this money will be used to hire someone to cry and clean the grave of the elders every month."
"I still keep 100 million for myself. This is my life-saving money. I can't move it. I bought a house, a view room by the river, and a car. Although it is not a luxury car, it is more than 30. I think I'm already considered a local tyrant, but I'm still struggling!"
Broken Back waved his hand to the people at the table, and asked in bewilderment:
"Do you know the difference between a hard worker and a local tyrant? Well? Do you know?"
The big guy couldn't laugh at this time, and couldn't bear to look at the broken back of the drinking maniac. Only Yu Si said that it didn't hurt or itch, and said with a grinning smile:
"Bitterness means big treasure sees every day, and local tyrant means big health care every day."
The broken back suddenly twisted the muscles of the neck and stared at Yu Siyan with wide eyes, and said dully:
"Oh, as expected of our boss, what you said is incisive."
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Yu Siyan said goodbye and glanced back,
"Pull it down, you're still ingenious, I think you're an ass, what a big deal, you're so desperate, these days, it's easy to find a ladyboy with two fake breasts, let alone a pair of fake breasts." She's really a normal woman of the dumpling, don't JB act cute here, don't you just want us to find you another one, okay, I'll be responsible for finding you, it's done."
Broken Back burst into laughter, turned around and rushed towards Yu Siyan,
"Boss, dear!"
Xiang Xiang pressed the broken back on the chair, and kindly stuffed the card and wallet back into the broken back pocket,
"Hurry up and put away your props, don't lose them, you'll need them next time."
After being reminded by Xiang Xiang, the broken back volley retracted his hand, carefully put the things into the inner bag of his clothes, and muttered:
"Yes, this has to be collected."
Xiang Xiang was quite concerned about the life-saving money Duan Bei said, and asked:
"What is this life-saving money for? Going to the hospital?"
With a broken back and a tiger face,
"Hey, according to our company's rules, once it is a work-related injury, it will be reimbursed."
He quietly approached Xiang Xiang's ear, and said in a low voice, thinking:
"I just told you, I'm saving it for plastic surgery."
The big guy laughed happily, Yu Siyan teased Broken Back and asked:
"Plastic surgery, what are you going to look like?"
Broubei just said to Xiang Xiang, "I'll just tell you", but he forgot in the blink of an eye, and turned his head to Yu Siyan's ear and said loudly:
"I just told you..."
As he said that, Duanbei took out his mobile phone, pulled out a photo, turned sideways again, handed the photo under Xiang Xiang's eyelids, and said treacherously:
"See, if I look like this, I will be a bright spot wherever I go, and worry about those beauties not following my ass?!"
Xiang Xiang looked at Yu Siyan who was picking his feet and eating watermelon on the phone, and couldn't help grinning.
Yu Siyan looked at his neck curiously, the smile on his face froze suddenly, he pounced on Xiang Xiang, and grabbed the phone with his hand,
"Fuck me!"
But there is still a broken back in the middle, Xiang Xiang stretched out his extraordinary long arms, held up the mobile phone to prevent Yu Siyan from snatching it, and said to Yu Siyan as if nothing had happened:
"Boss, what are you doing?"
"Give it to me!" Yu Siyan roared.
The broken back in the middle was almost crushed by the two of them, and they bared their teeth and shouted:
"Don't squeeze, oops, the yellow water is squeezed out!"
When Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang heard the cry of Broken Back, they paused for a second, and they both looked at Broken Back's crotch at the same time.
In this short moment, Lu Yue, who had been typing hard on the tablet, suddenly jumped up and grabbed the phone in Xiang Xiang's hand.
"Hey, look, Broken Back is going to be at the same level as our Boss Yu!"
"what?"
"Let me see."
"Damn it, Broken Back, you're such a badass, you also think it's handsome to pick your feet!"
The mobile phone was unstoppably passed among everyone, and everyone booed one after another.
The mobile phone was all passed on, and anything else was hypocritical, so Yu Siyan simply sat back in his seat and took a sip of beer indifferently.
Xiang Xiang stared at Yu Siyan's side face, and smiled inexplicably.
Lu Yue caught Xiang Xiang's smile in time, rolled his eyes, and said to Duanbei:
"Brokeback, take a look at Xiang Xiang, this is the hardcore and pure handsome man, our boss Yu, the five sense organs have not yet bloomed, if you want to fix it, you have to look like Xiang Xiang."
Broken Back really deserves to be Yu Siyan's No. [-] sycophant,
"No, look, our boss's eyes are prettier than Brother Xiang's, these big eyes."
Yu Siyan burst out laughing, and scolded:
"Big-eyed fart."
Duanbei was so drunk that he nodded when he heard what Yu Siyan said.
"Yes, big ass."
"Fuck you!" Yu Siyan splashed a glass of wine on Broken Back's face.
Broken back snorted, and Bel said deeply:
"Well, the boss is more handsome than my mother."
Everyone laughed, Lu Yue teased and asked:
"Then what about you Brother Xiang?"
Broken Back shrugged his nose, his eyelids were a little bit hard to open, he tried his best to open his eyes and looked at Xiang Xiang and said:
"Brother Xiang is also handsome, let me see..."
He turned his head left and right, looked at Yu Siyan and then at Xiang Xiang, gestured with his fingers and said:
"I want to have big eyes like a boss, a nose like Brother Xiang's, so straight, a wider forehead, um... you both have wide foreheads, I also want to make my cheekbones as high as my boss, these eyebrows Well, you have to cultivate to be like Brother Xiang, domineering..."
The people around were laughing to and fro, Lu Yue wanted to drive, he didn't drink at all, he fiddled with the tablet and said in a very satisfied way:
"In the future, don't call me Boss or Brother Xiang, just call Mom and Dad, or you can reincarnate quickly and see if they can give birth to you."
Yu Siyan only took it as a joke, and threw a fleshy bone at Lu Yue,
"There are so many bones here that you can't stop your dog's mouth. Take them and sit around and chew."
Xiang Xiang drank so much wine and went to the toilet several times, but he didn't feel drunk at all. His deep eyes were engraved on Lu Yue's body, he took a deep look, and then turned his gaze back to Yu Si for no reason. Yan body.
Broken Back babbled on for a few more minutes, then suddenly stood up with a loud shout, and shouted:
"Brothers, let's go and release the flood, I can't hold it anymore!"
Broken Back didn't yell, and the big guys didn't move. With this yell, seven or eight people stood up.
Broken back patted the fat man who had been sitting next to Xiang Xiang and was interrupted to toast, and said in a muffled voice:
"Let's go, Big Fatty, let's kill with our army."
The big fat man picked up all the wine, and was about to have a drink with Xiang Xiang. This call made him look embarrassed.
Lu Yue got up suddenly, grabbed his broken back and went to the bathroom.
"Okay, let's go, like a big girl, pissing and forming gangs."
Broken Back staggered a few steps, grabbed Lu Yue, and was very sober at this moment,
"No, brother Lu, you didn't drink anything? Why are you so anxious?"
The corner of Lu Yue's mouth twitched, hey, if you don't drink the horse's urine, you can't have urine? !
"Okay, let's go quickly, I want to pee in my pants."
Duanbei is drunk, his mind is good and bad, but now his mind is very refreshing,
"Brother Lu, I can walk by myself, you don't have to see me off, really, if you don't believe me, I'll show you two steps."
Lu Yue dragged his broken back to the bathroom, and shouted:
"Okay, I'm going by myself, I'll go to the toilet and give you guys a drink of "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water", it's finally over!"
Yu Siyan laughed so hard that the chopsticks holding the food kept shaking, and with a smile on his face, he said to the fat man who was watching the show in a daze:
"Fatty, when are you going to serve it?"
The big fat man came back to his senses, and recklessly said to Xiang Xiang:
"Uh, I'm sorry, Brother Xiang, that...looks silly."
Xiang Xiang found out that birds of a feather flock together. This group of people usually looks quite normal, but when they get drunk, they reveal their true nature. They really follow Yu Siyan's funny mold.
"Brother Xiang, I'm here to thank you."
Yu Siyan, Xiang Xiang, and Lu Yue, who walked not far away with pricked ears, were all taken aback.
Thanks?Where did this start?
The fat man scratched the top of his head and said shyly:
"Brother Xiang, you punched me this morning."
Lu Yue stopped in his tracks, what does this mean?Need a beating?
Fatty didn't realize that everyone was stunned, and continued:
"You hit me in the stomach..."
Hmm, then what?
"I've been constipated for four days. I took a lot of medicine, and I also used the kind of medicine that squeezed in through the back door, but it didn't work. In the end, you punched me out. I really thank you for coming." , Brother Xiang, you are really Brother Xiang! I toast you!"
After finishing speaking, the fat man raised his head sincerely, and stuffed the one in his hand.
Xiang Xiang's back molars were grinding, and Yu Siyan laughed so hard that he dropped his chopsticks and coughed while holding his forehead.
Xiang Xiang resisted the urge to do something, his face was ashen.
Seeing that Xiang Xiang was angry, the fat man tried his best to explain.
Yu Siyan raised his arm and pestered Xiang Xiang, leaned close to Xiang Xiang's ear and said:
"Okay, the fat man's brain is not working well, don't put on a tiger face, you have to scare him."
Xiang Xiang's complexion improved because of Yu Siyan's words, he looked at the fat man indifferently and said:
"It's okay, no thanks."
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Broken Back and Lu Yue, who hadn't walked a few steps, both laughed, Lu Yue was okay, in order not to offend Xiang Xiang, he just dared to hold back, but Broken Back was already drunk, and when he laughed, he had no boundaries.
At this time, a group of people who went to the toilet also came back, and asked suspiciously:
"What's the matter? Laughing like this."
Lu Yue suffocated his mouth into a mussel, his face turned red with boredom, how could he dare to speak, as soon as he let go, his mouth was full of laughter.
Broken Back suddenly pushed Lu Yue away, roaring and rushing to the bathroom,
"Oh, it's over, it's over, the pee cannon laughed!"
Yu Siyan hooked Xiang Xiang's neck, put his forehead on Xiang Xiang's shoulder, his hands and feet went limp from laughing, his whole body was shaking, and it was hard to breathe. This is not a joke yet, a new situation has arisen.
"No, no, that's the women's toilet..."
The sharp-eyed buddy saw that Broken Back rushed to the wrong door, he shouted to stop very nervously, and ran a few steps forward.
But how can this catch up with a broken back like the wind!
In an instant, a soprano voice burst out from the women's toilet,
"Ah!! You pervert, rascal, get out! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yu Siyan was a little worried but couldn't help but want to laugh, so he hurried to ask someone to see what was going on, and stood up supporting Xiang Xiang's shoulders, and couldn't help laughing from time to time while looking at the bathroom.
Those who went to see it were not easy to go in, let alone look in, so they could only stand at the door and tell Broubei to get out quickly.
But all the floodgates were opened, and there was no way to close them. What a group of people waited anxiously was sharper screams and loud roars of the flood.
When Yu Siyan heard the sound of the woman crying in fright, her smile disappeared immediately, and she said sharply:
"Bring him out to me!"
Only then did the few people standing at the door of the women's restroom realize that,
"Sister, is it okay for us to go in and drag him out?"
The woman responded in shock and fear, and several people immediately rushed in to arrest him.
When Broubei was pushed out of the women's toilet, he was still pulling his trouser chain unsteadily, twisting his neck and explaining loudly:
"I went wrong, really, big sister, I really didn't come in to see you, I just didn't see the sign clearly."
Pulling up his trousers, he squeezed his eyes with broken back, opened his hands violently, swung away a few buddies who were pulling him, and grabbed the woman who was timidly walking behind with his backhand, pointed to the doll painted on the door panel, and said seriously:
"Big sister, look, there's no fucking writing on the door, and you women have a regular triangle with circles on it," Zai pointed to the door of the men's bathroom, "Look, we men I'm so anxious, how can I see it so clearly! You...you just think I have two or five eyes, I, I apologize to you!"
Saying that, he let go of his hand, took a step back, bent down towards the woman sharply, and bowed heavily. .
The few people around looked at Broken Back's apology, and thought that the matter was over. Who knew that the situation was full of problems, and before they had time to put Broken Back up, they fell on the girl's big white legs, and buried their heads in the house. skirt.
The woman screamed and kicked Broken Back away, but Broken Back was drunk, hugged the man's big white leg as a pillar, and didn't let go at all. brute force.
Yu Siyan couldn't see it well, so he took a stride forward.
Rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention the Chongqing hot girl, whose broken back completely fanned the woman's anger.
"My old lady killed your son of a bitch!"
The girl who was weak just now broke out suddenly, and she rode on the back of the broken back as soon as she flipped her legs, her hands danced like a propeller, she kept grabbing the short hair on the back of the broken back, and plucked it out in a few strokes. With a handful of hair, there are countless blood spots on the broken back and head.
Yu Siyan, who had just taken two steps, stopped suddenly, and a group of old men who never cared about women were immediately nailed to the spot. They didn't know what to do, they could only watch helplessly as their broken backs were crushed. Pressed on the ground bared his teeth and screamed.
Several people standing at the edge of the battlefield stretched out their hands several times to pull the crazy woman away, but seeing that posture, they all retracted again.
Pairs of eyes all focused on Yu Siyan, this kind of thing, the boss!
Yu Siyan's facial muscles were tense, and his temples were protruding a little. He looked at Lu Yue in a blink of an eye, and his eyes signaled:
You go!
This kind of thing used to be handled by Lu Yue, but this time Lu Yue slipped away.
He sat back in his original position and said in a moderate voice:
"What are you looking at me for? You can't help me. What can I do? He is a typical trick to die. Let him learn a lesson."
Yu Siyan narrowed his eyes and stared at Lu Yue for a few seconds, biting his cheeks tighter and tighter, and then moved towards the broken back.
But someone is faster than him.
Xiang Xiang pulled Yu Siyan back, brushed Yu Siyan's left arm, and walked to the side of the woman with his long legs about ten steps away.
Lu Yue stared at Xiang Xiang's back, evoked a wicked smile, and tapped his right index finger on his thigh quickly and rhythmically a few times.
Xiang Xiang grasped both of the woman's wrists quickly, with a deep and magnetic voice that was long and charming,
"You split your nails."
The girl with a distorted expression and her chest heaving violently in anger stopped her movements for a moment, turned her head nervously to look at her sharp claws, and confirmed that the manicure was in place, then raised her eyes to look at Xiang Xiang.
The advantages of looks really show up everywhere.
As soon as the beauty saw Xiang Xiang's face, she returned to the cage in a blink of an eye with rationality and reserve.
Xiang Xiang let go of his hand, stood up straight, condescending like a king looking down, and said indifferently:
"Women should not ride on men casually."
I don't know if it was too bloody beating just now or because I was ashamed, the girl's face was flushed.She pressed her skirt and stood up from Broken Back, and looked at Xiang Xiang in embarrassment, but she didn't know what to say.
The surrounding people worked together to lift the broken back from the ground.
Xiang Xiang said without any emotion:
"He was drunk and went to the wrong place, and what happened afterwards was also an accident. He apologized and said, "You hit me if you want to. If you still feel angry and uncomfortable, my boss can keep him. Here you are, you wait for him to wake up and let him take responsibility for you."
The surrounding atmosphere suddenly felt joyful, and the big men around booed and echoed Xiang Xiang.
Lu Yue tapped on the small tablet with all ten fingers together, shaking his head in admiration.
Black, so fucking black!Just now Yu Siyan agreed to find a new wife for Duanbei, but taking advantage of this bad situation, he planned to take care of Yu Siyan's chores for Yu Siyan.
At this moment, the kidnapper who had left the restaurant at some point found the other women who were with the woman and brought them in.
"Cat, what's wrong?"
A manly head, a flat-chested woman wearing hot pants and cross-beam tight work suspenders walked to Xiang Xiang's side first, and stared fiercely around with fiery eyes.
"You guys are really pretty for bullying a woman!"
With this outburst of anger, the other women also started cursing, and Yu Siyan suddenly became one head and two big.
The cat girl was a little embarrassed, she grabbed her sisters and dragged them out to the side door of the hotel.
"Stop making trouble, you misunderstood me, I'm fine, some of them were drunk and just bumped into me!"
Although women are more emotional than rational, they are not easy to fool with a few words.
"You fart, just bumped into it and made such a fuss, did they take advantage of you?!"
Mao'er has a typical Chongqing girl's cute face, moist skin, like a doll, she is indeed a little beauty who is easy to provoke perverts.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, the sweet image collapsed instantly,
"Come on, who dares to take advantage of my mother, my mother will have to eunuch him."
Yu Siyan snorted, pulled away the chair and sat down, don't want to look at these women at first, just now he just planned to take care of these women when they were about to cry, but in the end...
Women are indeed complex creatures!
The woman with the masculine head obviously didn't believe her, and she refused to leave. She had to figure things out, and even the shop owner's persuasion was useless.
Under the anxiety, the other old man who was already drunk suddenly closed his eyes and howled:
"Damn it, it hurts me to death, did I fall on a plane?"
As he spoke, he slapped his paw on the back of his head indiscriminately.
The noisy women immediately focused their gazes on the drooping heads with broken backs.
What a bloody alopecia areata!
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Xiang Xiang was not interested in staying with other people, so he left the mess behind and walked back to Yu Siyan's side, and sat down firmly.
Mao'er rolled his eyes and glanced at his silent friend, coughed, and said softly:
"It's clear now, it's because he bumped into my old lady, and my old lady is in a bad mood, take it out on him, see clearly, and be satisfied!"
After yelling, Mao'er turned around suddenly pretending to be embarrassed, pushed open the side door of the hotel next to the bathroom, and rushed out at a trot.
The few remaining women looked at each other and hurriedly chased them out.
The side door closed with a "bang", and Yu Siyan said without paying much attention:
"Put this calf on that table for me, and let's continue."
Xiang Xiang reached out and grabbed a few wet peanuts in Yu Siyan's hands, and when Yu Siyan turned his face to meet him, he immediately conveyed the hint through his eyes.
Yu Siyan understood Xiang Xiang's deep meaning at a glance.
He took a sip from the wine bottle, then leisurely peeled out a peanut and put it in his mouth. He lowered his eyes and whispered while chewing:
"The gang have been busy for more than a month, and they haven't been idle for a quarter of an hour. Let them make trouble for a while."
He watched the fat man pick up his broken back and fall onto the table, and smiled,
"It's almost time, we will withdraw at three o'clock."
Xiang Xiang leaned close to Yu Siyan's ear, breathed hot air, and said:
"I am drunk."
Yu Siyan was sprayed with goosebumps all over his neck by the smell of alcohol. He subconsciously turned his head away, rubbed his neck, and said with a fierce face:
"Stay away from me, I can't hear you."
Xiang Xiang glanced at Yu Siyan eagerly, this pitiful look was absolutely the same as the Leng Yi just now.
Yu Siyan couldn't see Xiang Xiang's expression of suffering, so he touched his mouth a few times and said:
"Chengchengcheng, I can tell, you are drunk, bear with it, let's leave at two o'clock, it's over."
Xiang Xiang didn't want this, he was thinking about how to make Yu Siyan confused, but Yu Siyan took the initiative to bring it up:
"You will come back to the company with me in a while, and sleep at my place tonight."
Xiang Xiang stared at Yu Siyan steadfastly, covering up the restless blood at this moment with a blank expression and eyes without distracting thoughts.
Yu Siyan's cognition of Xiang Xiang has been deeply ingrained in the word "pure". Xiang Xiang didn't say anything, but he made a mistake again in an instant.
"It's not that I won't take you back, it's too far away, and I've been drinking, so it's not a problem that it's close to my company, but to take you back, you have to get on the expressway, and there are many drunk driving investigations in that section, I'll sleep tomorrow Wake up and take you back, don't worry, even if you contact the seller tomorrow, you won't be able to move out in minutes, and you will have to live in your villa for a few more days, right? And you will have to buy that house sooner or later , if you stay for one more day, you will be more reluctant to part with it, so it's better to be more straightforward."
Xiang Xiang slowly blinked his eyelids a few times, and quietly said:
"Okay, then I will move to the company tomorrow."
Yu Siyan opened his mouth, Xiang Xiang was obviously the fastest,
"That's how I stopped thinking about it."
Yu Siyan's words were blocked again, but he couldn't find any excuses.
He looked at Xiang Xiang who was "drinking too much" and was suddenly a little puzzled.
How can I talk so much when I'm with him, throwing stones at my own feet!
After thinking about it, Yu Siyan said calmly again:
Forget it, anyway, he has to move in sooner or later, so it would be nice to come earlier and start cooking earlier.
Xiang Xiang had no idea that he had been positioned as a rice cook in Boss Yu's mind, and he was still drinking deliciously.
Since Xiang Xiang intends to come tomorrow, Yu Siyan has to start introducing the company to Xiang Xiang in advance.
"The drunk and crazy guy just now is called Broken Back, he..."
Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang leaned head to head, and just after they said a few words, the large glass door of the restaurant was pushed open with a 'squeak'.
A table of people neatly raised their eyes to the door.
A few women who had just left for less than 10 minutes came in again, and the flat-chested woman who walked in the front was still carrying a bundle of beer in her hand.
The cat walking behind her saw Broken Back lying on the table snoring, and rolled her eyes speechlessly.
"It's our cat's fault. I'll make amends for her." The flat-chested woman pulled up a chair, put the wine aside, and placed it next to Lu Yue.
Yu Siyan glanced at the masculine woman lightly, and stroked her stubbled chin thoughtfully.
Xiang Xiang's pupils shrank, and he bumped Yu Siyan with his shoulder.
"Go on."
Yu Siyan always puts work first, so he immediately looked away, lowered his head and continued talking to Xiang Xiang about the company.
Lu Yue is also not interested in this matter, he doesn't even raise his head, and concentrates on his coding career,
"There is no right or wrong in this matter. If we want to make amends, we are the ones who make amends. It's a bunch of old men, and it's impossible for women to hold them."
Flat-chested women are manly,
"Both men and women are the same. I am right about the matter and not about the person. Since you say so, then you won't make amends. Let's drink a drink and you'll know each other. Don't be angry with anyone today. You can throw away the trouble wherever you go."
Lu Yue chuckled, raised his eyelids and glanced at the women,
"Sister, do you know what we do? Come up and get to know each other."
Mao'er, who was standing behind the flat-chested girl, pointed to Yu Siyan's big red car parked by the side of the road, and said suspiciously:
"Isn't it a debt collection company?"
The kidnapper smiled and said:
"You guys are courageous enough. Our whole company came out for a dinner, and this is the first time a woman knows what we do and joins us."
The flat-chested woman was dissatisfied with the term kidnapper, and frowned,
"What do you mean getting together! We're just here to have a drink with you. After drinking, everyone should be happy, so as not to think of it in the future and think it's a bad memory."
Kidnap quickly waved his hand,
"No, no, I didn't mean that. I just said that you are brave enough. Most people always equate debt collection companies with rogue companies and local gangsters. We are all used to people hiding us when they see us. You are really not good at it." seen."
Mao'er smiled and said:
"Cut, what's the matter with you, who of us haven't seen it?!"
He does not mean that.
Except for the three people at the table who didn't look up, they all had expressions of enlightenment.
The flat-chested woman opened several bottles of wine with a corkscrew, each of the women held a bottle,
"Since it's not an apology, let's blow a bottle together. Everyone calm down. It's hard to be angry in this hot weather."
Because of this, Yu Siyan stopped talking again, and raised his eyes to look at the female man.
Xiang Xiang followed Yu Siyan's line of sight and looked over, his eyes darkened.
Women stand and hold wine bottles, how can men sit down.
The rough men stood up one by one, even Lu Yue, who wanted to drive and didn't drink, brought a cup of tea, using tea instead of wine, but Xiang Xiang and Yu Siyan were as stable as Mount Tai.
Bottom of flat chested wine bottle knocked a few times on dinner table
Xiang Xiang frowned immediately, his sword-shaped eyebrows twisted into a pattern of Sichuan characters, stared at the broken back for a while, and suddenly said a lot of words:
"I knew you were here to ask for debts when I saw you at the time, but you came here without bringing anything, and you are not a villain in that posture. I wanted to talk to you carefully, but you did it as soon as you came up. Seeing that you are not evil people, there is no need for me to kill you."
"The most important thing is that if I make a real move, I won't be able to strike accurately, and I will cripple you all. Fighting now is different from fighting in the past. Fighting in the past caused people to break arms and legs. Get up and run, no entanglement, now people are all chaff, just touch it lightly, it’s B-ultrasound and CT, it’s not hard to get down, I don’t have money now, I can’t afford it.”
"But I can't stand still and be beaten by you, so I can only save the country in a curve, so that you can't do anything and don't suffer any serious injuries, so that I don't have to lose money. As for you two, if I take the lead with you two People are so immobilized, who will take such a large group of people to the hospital?"
This bunch of words made everyone stupid, and they didn't know what to say at all. Why did it sound like a sad story? !Is this something that poor people must hate...
"Pfft, hahaha...ahhahaha..."
Holding the wine bottle, Yu Siyan suddenly burst into laughter, leaned forward and back together, slapped Xiang Xiang's back with iron palms, and said intermittently:
"You're a fucking idiot! Damn, I'm so happy."
Xiang Xiang looked at Yu Siyan solemnly, frowning even tighter, with a serious expression,
"I'm not joking."
"Hahahaha..." Yu Siyan laughed even more boldly.
Lu Yue tapped his fingers on the ipad quickly, switching his sight between Xiang Xiang and the tablet frequently, thinking while tinkering:
Good guy, Xiang Xiang is really a scheming master, he can handle the taro boss in all directions without dead ends!
After laughing for a while, Yu Siyan touched his nose, calmed his breath, wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes, coughed a few times, and said:
"Hurry up, get revenge, drink and eat food after tossing and drinking, tsk, it's a hot day, and the food is even cold."
Xiang Xiang Beier actively looked at the big guy and said:
"If you are still not relieved, then let's fight for a bar. We have passed this matter today. After drinking, we will get to know each other again."
It's that simple for a man, without the whining and whining thoughts of a woman, talk about the matter, do it or fight for wine, the depression in his heart is relieved, and the relationship is deeper.
"Okay, that's what you said. Don't say that we bully the few with the more!"
Xiang Xiang bent down and pulled a bundle of wine, lowered his head and asked:
"One by one or in circles?"
Yu Siyan immediately held Xiang Xiang down, and said solemnly:
"No, you can drink some wine with your soft tissue sprain, he..."
Xiang Xiang immediately cut off Yu Siyan's words,
"Boss, this is my fault, I will handle it myself, don't interfere."
Yu Siyan was concerned about Xiang Xiang's injury, but he admired Xiang Xiang's integrity and loyalty.
Moving his hands away, he picked up the drink at his feet, tore off the plastic packaging,
"Okay, you guys drink, I'll open the wine for you."
Xiang Xiang smiled at Yu Siyan, then turned his head and said seriously to a large group of people:
"Let's make a circle and drink while eating, otherwise the boss will feel distressed if the food is not eaten."
"You're fucking playing tricks on me now, aren't you?" Yu Siyan laughed and cursed, grabbed the pickled peppers on the table, quickly pulled Xiang Xiang's trouser waist, and stuffed the thing that was hard to touch Put it into Xiang Xiang's pants.
Xiang Xiang didn't change his face, "shameless" in front of everyone, just reached into the innermost layer of his crotch to dig out, pulled out the green pepper with hairs, and threw it aside, muttered:
"No wonder everyone says that JB tastes like pickled peppers."
"Hahahaha...", a large group of old men suddenly burst into laughter.
Seeing that the meal was ready, Lu Yue hurriedly typed the last few words, kept it well, stuffed the tablet back into the bag, and squeezed into the original seat.
This time the broken back was quite enjoyable, and a large group of people started drinking lively.
As the saying goes, there is no relationship between brothers without drinking.
Xiang Xiang took off all his airs and aura, and played three times first to clear up the misunderstanding, and then took turns to play three times, which is the etiquette of a newcomer.
Yu Siyan let Xiang Xiang eat two bowls of meat porridge in advance, it was indeed a wise move. After playing six rounds in a row, Xiang Xiang killed 20 bottles of beer by himself.
Men generally divide drinking into five stages.
[-]. In the virgin stage, guard against death;
Second, the stage of young women, half-push and half-accept;
Three, the middle-aged stage, comers are not rejected;
Fourth, the widow stage, if you don’t look for me, I will look for you;
Fifth, at the stage of the old lady, she gestures blindly when she knows it won't work.
This group of people came up to the middle-aged stage, and after drinking for an hour, they entered the widow stage. They asked Xiang Xiang for a drink one by one, and Lu Yue kept changing seats, pulling Xiang Xiang, big tongue, etc. Talking and pouring wine.
Broken Back and Xiang Xiang drank the most, and they had already entered the old lady stage. Seeing that Xiang Xiang next to him was in full swing, he moved a chair and tried to get in between Xiang Xiang and Yu Siyan.
But Xiang Xiang held his ground, Yu Siyan buried his head and ate wildly, no one gave him a place to move, he could only sit bitterly behind Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang, and then hugged Yu Siyan tightly Wasp waist, crying with snot and tears,
"Boss, you said that I have been with you for so many years, why is my appearance still not following you at all?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The crying was so tragic that everyone at the table laughed out loud except for Xiang Xiang.
Yu Siyan was caught off guard, and his back was pressed against the hot chest, and he immediately followed the stove.
"Give the fuck up to me, and you just follow me in this hot body, get out of here, it's so hot!" Yu Siyan tugged on the two thick arms around his waist, pushing his elbows against the heat of his broken back. coaxing cheeks.
When a man is drunk, his brute force becomes stronger. As soon as Yu Siyan tore it away, Broken Back immediately entangled him again.
"Boss, I got dumped again... Woohoo, that bitch ran away with an excavator seller, hoooooo..."
While weeping, he rubbed his nose on Yu Siyan's clothes.
Yu Siyan is a clean freak, with his backhand facing the waist of the broken back is a vise,
"With your fucking virtue, you still want to follow me. Look at your bear, you are so cowardly. It's not just a woman, it's over if you find another one. If you can't swallow this breath, you will sell that excavator. Take it out and single it out! You start it for me!"
Broken Back was pinched by Yu Siyan, his intestines were squeezed, and he quickly let go, crying while letting go:
"Mlgb, that excavator seller is running all over the country, and now he and that bitch don't know where they went, where can I find them!"
Let go here, turn around with a broken back and hug Xiang Xiang,
"Brother Xiang, you said that if I grow up to be like you, that stinky bitch won't even have time to make sacrifices for me!"
Xiang Xiang sat motionless, looking down at the top of his broken back and painful head, and said in a hoarse voice after drinking:
"Looks are useless. A man who has money is not afraid of not having a woman."
Broken Back lifted himself up, took out his wallet from his butt pocket with great effort, and took out the bank cards inside one by one,
"Let me tell you, this one contains my wife's book, which has 20 yuan."
"This...is the doll book I saved, and it also has 20."
"My parents died early, and I keep [-] yuan here. If I die, this money will be used to hire someone to cry and clean the grave of the elders every month."
"I still keep 100 million for myself. This is my life-saving money. I can't move it. I bought a house, a view room by the river, and a car. Although it is not a luxury car, it is more than 30. I think I'm already considered a local tyrant, but I'm still struggling!"
Broken Back waved his hand to the people at the table, and asked in bewilderment:
"Do you know the difference between a hard worker and a local tyrant? Well? Do you know?"
The big guy couldn't laugh at this time, and couldn't bear to look at the broken back of the drinking maniac. Only Yu Si said that it didn't hurt or itch, and said with a grinning smile:
"Bitterness means big treasure sees every day, and local tyrant means big health care every day."
The broken back suddenly twisted the muscles of the neck and stared at Yu Siyan with wide eyes, and said dully:
"Oh, as expected of our boss, what you said is incisive."
Creditor Husband 063 Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups
Yu Siyan said goodbye and glanced back,
"Pull it down, you're still ingenious, I think you're an ass, what a big deal, you're so desperate, these days, it's easy to find a ladyboy with two fake breasts, let alone a pair of fake breasts." She's really a normal woman of the dumpling, don't JB act cute here, don't you just want us to find you another one, okay, I'll be responsible for finding you, it's done."
Broken Back burst into laughter, turned around and rushed towards Yu Siyan,
"Boss, dear!"
Xiang Xiang pressed the broken back on the chair, and kindly stuffed the card and wallet back into the broken back pocket,
"Hurry up and put away your props, don't lose them, you'll need them next time."
After being reminded by Xiang Xiang, the broken back volley retracted his hand, carefully put the things into the inner bag of his clothes, and muttered:
"Yes, this has to be collected."
Xiang Xiang was quite concerned about the life-saving money Duan Bei said, and asked:
"What is this life-saving money for? Going to the hospital?"
With a broken back and a tiger face,
"Hey, according to our company's rules, once it is a work-related injury, it will be reimbursed."
He quietly approached Xiang Xiang's ear, and said in a low voice, thinking:
"I just told you, I'm saving it for plastic surgery."
The big guy laughed happily, Yu Siyan teased Broken Back and asked:
"Plastic surgery, what are you going to look like?"
Broubei just said to Xiang Xiang, "I'll just tell you", but he forgot in the blink of an eye, and turned his head to Yu Siyan's ear and said loudly:
"I just told you..."
As he said that, Duanbei took out his mobile phone, pulled out a photo, turned sideways again, handed the photo under Xiang Xiang's eyelids, and said treacherously:
"See, if I look like this, I will be a bright spot wherever I go, and worry about those beauties not following my ass?!"
Xiang Xiang looked at Yu Siyan who was picking his feet and eating watermelon on the phone, and couldn't help grinning.
Yu Siyan looked at his neck curiously, the smile on his face froze suddenly, he pounced on Xiang Xiang, and grabbed the phone with his hand,
"Fuck me!"
But there is still a broken back in the middle, Xiang Xiang stretched out his extraordinary long arms, held up the mobile phone to prevent Yu Siyan from snatching it, and said to Yu Siyan as if nothing had happened:
"Boss, what are you doing?"
"Give it to me!" Yu Siyan roared.
The broken back in the middle was almost crushed by the two of them, and they bared their teeth and shouted:
"Don't squeeze, oops, the yellow water is squeezed out!"
When Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang heard the cry of Broken Back, they paused for a second, and they both looked at Broken Back's crotch at the same time.
In this short moment, Lu Yue, who had been typing hard on the tablet, suddenly jumped up and grabbed the phone in Xiang Xiang's hand.
"Hey, look, Broken Back is going to be at the same level as our Boss Yu!"
"what?"
"Let me see."
"Damn it, Broken Back, you're such a badass, you also think it's handsome to pick your feet!"
The mobile phone was unstoppably passed among everyone, and everyone booed one after another.
The mobile phone was all passed on, and anything else was hypocritical, so Yu Siyan simply sat back in his seat and took a sip of beer indifferently.
Xiang Xiang stared at Yu Siyan's side face, and smiled inexplicably.
Lu Yue caught Xiang Xiang's smile in time, rolled his eyes, and said to Duanbei:
"Brokeback, take a look at Xiang Xiang, this is the hardcore and pure handsome man, our boss Yu, the five sense organs have not yet bloomed, if you want to fix it, you have to look like Xiang Xiang."
Broken Back really deserves to be Yu Siyan's No. [-] sycophant,
"No, look, our boss's eyes are prettier than Brother Xiang's, these big eyes."
Yu Siyan burst out laughing, and scolded:
"Big-eyed fart."
Duanbei was so drunk that he nodded when he heard what Yu Siyan said.
"Yes, big ass."
"Fuck you!" Yu Siyan splashed a glass of wine on Broken Back's face.
Broken back snorted, and Bel said deeply:
"Well, the boss is more handsome than my mother."
Everyone laughed, Lu Yue teased and asked:
"Then what about you Brother Xiang?"
Broken Back shrugged his nose, his eyelids were a little bit hard to open, he tried his best to open his eyes and looked at Xiang Xiang and said:
"Brother Xiang is also handsome, let me see..."
He turned his head left and right, looked at Yu Siyan and then at Xiang Xiang, gestured with his fingers and said:
"I want to have big eyes like a boss, a nose like Brother Xiang's, so straight, a wider forehead, um... you both have wide foreheads, I also want to make my cheekbones as high as my boss, these eyebrows Well, you have to cultivate to be like Brother Xiang, domineering..."
The people around were laughing to and fro, Lu Yue wanted to drive, he didn't drink at all, he fiddled with the tablet and said in a very satisfied way:
"In the future, don't call me Boss or Brother Xiang, just call Mom and Dad, or you can reincarnate quickly and see if they can give birth to you."
Yu Siyan only took it as a joke, and threw a fleshy bone at Lu Yue,
"There are so many bones here that you can't stop your dog's mouth. Take them and sit around and chew."
Xiang Xiang drank so much wine and went to the toilet several times, but he didn't feel drunk at all. His deep eyes were engraved on Lu Yue's body, he took a deep look, and then turned his gaze back to Yu Si for no reason. Yan body.
Broken Back babbled on for a few more minutes, then suddenly stood up with a loud shout, and shouted:
"Brothers, let's go and release the flood, I can't hold it anymore!"
Broken Back didn't yell, and the big guys didn't move. With this yell, seven or eight people stood up.
Broken back patted the fat man who had been sitting next to Xiang Xiang and was interrupted to toast, and said in a muffled voice:
"Let's go, Big Fatty, let's kill with our army."
The big fat man picked up all the wine, and was about to have a drink with Xiang Xiang. This call made him look embarrassed.
Lu Yue got up suddenly, grabbed his broken back and went to the bathroom.
"Okay, let's go, like a big girl, pissing and forming gangs."
Broken Back staggered a few steps, grabbed Lu Yue, and was very sober at this moment,
"No, brother Lu, you didn't drink anything? Why are you so anxious?"
The corner of Lu Yue's mouth twitched, hey, if you don't drink the horse's urine, you can't have urine? !
"Okay, let's go quickly, I want to pee in my pants."
Duanbei is drunk, his mind is good and bad, but now his mind is very refreshing,
"Brother Lu, I can walk by myself, you don't have to see me off, really, if you don't believe me, I'll show you two steps."
Lu Yue dragged his broken back to the bathroom, and shouted:
"Okay, I'm going by myself, I'll go to the toilet and give you guys a drink of "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water", it's finally over!"
Yu Siyan laughed so hard that the chopsticks holding the food kept shaking, and with a smile on his face, he said to the fat man who was watching the show in a daze:
"Fatty, when are you going to serve it?"
The big fat man came back to his senses, and recklessly said to Xiang Xiang:
"Uh, I'm sorry, Brother Xiang, that...looks silly."
Xiang Xiang found out that birds of a feather flock together. This group of people usually looks quite normal, but when they get drunk, they reveal their true nature. They really follow Yu Siyan's funny mold.
"Brother Xiang, I'm here to thank you."
Yu Siyan, Xiang Xiang, and Lu Yue, who walked not far away with pricked ears, were all taken aback.
Thanks?Where did this start?
The fat man scratched the top of his head and said shyly:
"Brother Xiang, you punched me this morning."
Lu Yue stopped in his tracks, what does this mean?Need a beating?
Fatty didn't realize that everyone was stunned, and continued:
"You hit me in the stomach..."
Hmm, then what?
"I've been constipated for four days. I took a lot of medicine, and I also used the kind of medicine that squeezed in through the back door, but it didn't work. In the end, you punched me out. I really thank you for coming." , Brother Xiang, you are really Brother Xiang! I toast you!"
After finishing speaking, the fat man raised his head sincerely, and stuffed the one in his hand.
Xiang Xiang's back molars were grinding, and Yu Siyan laughed so hard that he dropped his chopsticks and coughed while holding his forehead.
Xiang Xiang resisted the urge to do something, his face was ashen.
Seeing that Xiang Xiang was angry, the fat man tried his best to explain.
Yu Siyan raised his arm and pestered Xiang Xiang, leaned close to Xiang Xiang's ear and said:
"Okay, the fat man's brain is not working well, don't put on a tiger face, you have to scare him."
Xiang Xiang's complexion improved because of Yu Siyan's words, he looked at the fat man indifferently and said:
"It's okay, no thanks."
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Broken Back and Lu Yue, who hadn't walked a few steps, both laughed, Lu Yue was okay, in order not to offend Xiang Xiang, he just dared to hold back, but Broken Back was already drunk, and when he laughed, he had no boundaries.
At this time, a group of people who went to the toilet also came back, and asked suspiciously:
"What's the matter? Laughing like this."
Lu Yue suffocated his mouth into a mussel, his face turned red with boredom, how could he dare to speak, as soon as he let go, his mouth was full of laughter.
Broken Back suddenly pushed Lu Yue away, roaring and rushing to the bathroom,
"Oh, it's over, it's over, the pee cannon laughed!"
Yu Siyan hooked Xiang Xiang's neck, put his forehead on Xiang Xiang's shoulder, his hands and feet went limp from laughing, his whole body was shaking, and it was hard to breathe. This is not a joke yet, a new situation has arisen.
"No, no, that's the women's toilet..."
The sharp-eyed buddy saw that Broken Back rushed to the wrong door, he shouted to stop very nervously, and ran a few steps forward.
But how can this catch up with a broken back like the wind!
In an instant, a soprano voice burst out from the women's toilet,
"Ah!! You pervert, rascal, get out! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yu Siyan was a little worried but couldn't help but want to laugh, so he hurried to ask someone to see what was going on, and stood up supporting Xiang Xiang's shoulders, and couldn't help laughing from time to time while looking at the bathroom.
Those who went to see it were not easy to go in, let alone look in, so they could only stand at the door and tell Broubei to get out quickly.
But all the floodgates were opened, and there was no way to close them. What a group of people waited anxiously was sharper screams and loud roars of the flood.
When Yu Siyan heard the sound of the woman crying in fright, her smile disappeared immediately, and she said sharply:
"Bring him out to me!"
Only then did the few people standing at the door of the women's restroom realize that,
"Sister, is it okay for us to go in and drag him out?"
The woman responded in shock and fear, and several people immediately rushed in to arrest him.
When Broubei was pushed out of the women's toilet, he was still pulling his trouser chain unsteadily, twisting his neck and explaining loudly:
"I went wrong, really, big sister, I really didn't come in to see you, I just didn't see the sign clearly."
Pulling up his trousers, he squeezed his eyes with broken back, opened his hands violently, swung away a few buddies who were pulling him, and grabbed the woman who was timidly walking behind with his backhand, pointed to the doll painted on the door panel, and said seriously:
"Big sister, look, there's no fucking writing on the door, and you women have a regular triangle with circles on it," Zai pointed to the door of the men's bathroom, "Look, we men I'm so anxious, how can I see it so clearly! You...you just think I have two or five eyes, I, I apologize to you!"
Saying that, he let go of his hand, took a step back, bent down towards the woman sharply, and bowed heavily. .
The few people around looked at Broken Back's apology, and thought that the matter was over. Who knew that the situation was full of problems, and before they had time to put Broken Back up, they fell on the girl's big white legs, and buried their heads in the house. skirt.
The woman screamed and kicked Broken Back away, but Broken Back was drunk, hugged the man's big white leg as a pillar, and didn't let go at all. brute force.
Yu Siyan couldn't see it well, so he took a stride forward.
Rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention the Chongqing hot girl, whose broken back completely fanned the woman's anger.
"My old lady killed your son of a bitch!"
The girl who was weak just now broke out suddenly, and she rode on the back of the broken back as soon as she flipped her legs, her hands danced like a propeller, she kept grabbing the short hair on the back of the broken back, and plucked it out in a few strokes. With a handful of hair, there are countless blood spots on the broken back and head.
Yu Siyan, who had just taken two steps, stopped suddenly, and a group of old men who never cared about women were immediately nailed to the spot. They didn't know what to do, they could only watch helplessly as their broken backs were crushed. Pressed on the ground bared his teeth and screamed.
Several people standing at the edge of the battlefield stretched out their hands several times to pull the crazy woman away, but seeing that posture, they all retracted again.
Pairs of eyes all focused on Yu Siyan, this kind of thing, the boss!
Yu Siyan's facial muscles were tense, and his temples were protruding a little. He looked at Lu Yue in a blink of an eye, and his eyes signaled:
You go!
This kind of thing used to be handled by Lu Yue, but this time Lu Yue slipped away.
He sat back in his original position and said in a moderate voice:
"What are you looking at me for? You can't help me. What can I do? He is a typical trick to die. Let him learn a lesson."
Yu Siyan narrowed his eyes and stared at Lu Yue for a few seconds, biting his cheeks tighter and tighter, and then moved towards the broken back.
But someone is faster than him.
Xiang Xiang pulled Yu Siyan back, brushed Yu Siyan's left arm, and walked to the side of the woman with his long legs about ten steps away.
Lu Yue stared at Xiang Xiang's back, evoked a wicked smile, and tapped his right index finger on his thigh quickly and rhythmically a few times.
Xiang Xiang grasped both of the woman's wrists quickly, with a deep and magnetic voice that was long and charming,
"You split your nails."
The girl with a distorted expression and her chest heaving violently in anger stopped her movements for a moment, turned her head nervously to look at her sharp claws, and confirmed that the manicure was in place, then raised her eyes to look at Xiang Xiang.
The advantages of looks really show up everywhere.
As soon as the beauty saw Xiang Xiang's face, she returned to the cage in a blink of an eye with rationality and reserve.
Xiang Xiang let go of his hand, stood up straight, condescending like a king looking down, and said indifferently:
"Women should not ride on men casually."
I don't know if it was too bloody beating just now or because I was ashamed, the girl's face was flushed.She pressed her skirt and stood up from Broken Back, and looked at Xiang Xiang in embarrassment, but she didn't know what to say.
The surrounding people worked together to lift the broken back from the ground.
Xiang Xiang said without any emotion:
"He was drunk and went to the wrong place, and what happened afterwards was also an accident. He apologized and said, "You hit me if you want to. If you still feel angry and uncomfortable, my boss can keep him. Here you are, you wait for him to wake up and let him take responsibility for you."
The surrounding atmosphere suddenly felt joyful, and the big men around booed and echoed Xiang Xiang.
Lu Yue tapped on the small tablet with all ten fingers together, shaking his head in admiration.
Black, so fucking black!Just now Yu Siyan agreed to find a new wife for Duanbei, but taking advantage of this bad situation, he planned to take care of Yu Siyan's chores for Yu Siyan.
At this moment, the kidnapper who had left the restaurant at some point found the other women who were with the woman and brought them in.
"Cat, what's wrong?"
A manly head, a flat-chested woman wearing hot pants and cross-beam tight work suspenders walked to Xiang Xiang's side first, and stared fiercely around with fiery eyes.
"You guys are really pretty for bullying a woman!"
With this outburst of anger, the other women also started cursing, and Yu Siyan suddenly became one head and two big.
The cat girl was a little embarrassed, she grabbed her sisters and dragged them out to the side door of the hotel.
"Stop making trouble, you misunderstood me, I'm fine, some of them were drunk and just bumped into me!"
Although women are more emotional than rational, they are not easy to fool with a few words.
"You fart, just bumped into it and made such a fuss, did they take advantage of you?!"
Mao'er has a typical Chongqing girl's cute face, moist skin, like a doll, she is indeed a little beauty who is easy to provoke perverts.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, the sweet image collapsed instantly,
"Come on, who dares to take advantage of my mother, my mother will have to eunuch him."
Yu Siyan snorted, pulled away the chair and sat down, don't want to look at these women at first, just now he just planned to take care of these women when they were about to cry, but in the end...
Women are indeed complex creatures!
The woman with the masculine head obviously didn't believe her, and she refused to leave. She had to figure things out, and even the shop owner's persuasion was useless.
Under the anxiety, the other old man who was already drunk suddenly closed his eyes and howled:
"Damn it, it hurts me to death, did I fall on a plane?"
As he spoke, he slapped his paw on the back of his head indiscriminately.
The noisy women immediately focused their gazes on the drooping heads with broken backs.
What a bloody alopecia areata!
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Xiang Xiang was not interested in staying with other people, so he left the mess behind and walked back to Yu Siyan's side, and sat down firmly.
Mao'er rolled his eyes and glanced at his silent friend, coughed, and said softly:
"It's clear now, it's because he bumped into my old lady, and my old lady is in a bad mood, take it out on him, see clearly, and be satisfied!"
After yelling, Mao'er turned around suddenly pretending to be embarrassed, pushed open the side door of the hotel next to the bathroom, and rushed out at a trot.
The few remaining women looked at each other and hurriedly chased them out.
The side door closed with a "bang", and Yu Siyan said without paying much attention:
"Put this calf on that table for me, and let's continue."
Xiang Xiang reached out and grabbed a few wet peanuts in Yu Siyan's hands, and when Yu Siyan turned his face to meet him, he immediately conveyed the hint through his eyes.
Yu Siyan understood Xiang Xiang's deep meaning at a glance.
He took a sip from the wine bottle, then leisurely peeled out a peanut and put it in his mouth. He lowered his eyes and whispered while chewing:
"The gang have been busy for more than a month, and they haven't been idle for a quarter of an hour. Let them make trouble for a while."
He watched the fat man pick up his broken back and fall onto the table, and smiled,
"It's almost time, we will withdraw at three o'clock."
Xiang Xiang leaned close to Yu Siyan's ear, breathed hot air, and said:
"I am drunk."
Yu Siyan was sprayed with goosebumps all over his neck by the smell of alcohol. He subconsciously turned his head away, rubbed his neck, and said with a fierce face:
"Stay away from me, I can't hear you."
Xiang Xiang glanced at Yu Siyan eagerly, this pitiful look was absolutely the same as the Leng Yi just now.
Yu Siyan couldn't see Xiang Xiang's expression of suffering, so he touched his mouth a few times and said:
"Chengchengcheng, I can tell, you are drunk, bear with it, let's leave at two o'clock, it's over."
Xiang Xiang didn't want this, he was thinking about how to make Yu Siyan confused, but Yu Siyan took the initiative to bring it up:
"You will come back to the company with me in a while, and sleep at my place tonight."
Xiang Xiang stared at Yu Siyan steadfastly, covering up the restless blood at this moment with a blank expression and eyes without distracting thoughts.
Yu Siyan's cognition of Xiang Xiang has been deeply ingrained in the word "pure". Xiang Xiang didn't say anything, but he made a mistake again in an instant.
"It's not that I won't take you back, it's too far away, and I've been drinking, so it's not a problem that it's close to my company, but to take you back, you have to get on the expressway, and there are many drunk driving investigations in that section, I'll sleep tomorrow Wake up and take you back, don't worry, even if you contact the seller tomorrow, you won't be able to move out in minutes, and you will have to live in your villa for a few more days, right? And you will have to buy that house sooner or later , if you stay for one more day, you will be more reluctant to part with it, so it's better to be more straightforward."
Xiang Xiang slowly blinked his eyelids a few times, and quietly said:
"Okay, then I will move to the company tomorrow."
Yu Siyan opened his mouth, Xiang Xiang was obviously the fastest,
"That's how I stopped thinking about it."
Yu Siyan's words were blocked again, but he couldn't find any excuses.
He looked at Xiang Xiang who was "drinking too much" and was suddenly a little puzzled.
How can I talk so much when I'm with him, throwing stones at my own feet!
After thinking about it, Yu Siyan said calmly again:
Forget it, anyway, he has to move in sooner or later, so it would be nice to come earlier and start cooking earlier.
Xiang Xiang had no idea that he had been positioned as a rice cook in Boss Yu's mind, and he was still drinking deliciously.
Since Xiang Xiang intends to come tomorrow, Yu Siyan has to start introducing the company to Xiang Xiang in advance.
"The drunk and crazy guy just now is called Broken Back, he..."
Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang leaned head to head, and just after they said a few words, the large glass door of the restaurant was pushed open with a 'squeak'.
A table of people neatly raised their eyes to the door.
A few women who had just left for less than 10 minutes came in again, and the flat-chested woman who walked in the front was still carrying a bundle of beer in her hand.
The cat walking behind her saw Broken Back lying on the table snoring, and rolled her eyes speechlessly.
"It's our cat's fault. I'll make amends for her." The flat-chested woman pulled up a chair, put the wine aside, and placed it next to Lu Yue.
Yu Siyan glanced at the masculine woman lightly, and stroked her stubbled chin thoughtfully.
Xiang Xiang's pupils shrank, and he bumped Yu Siyan with his shoulder.
"Go on."
Yu Siyan always puts work first, so he immediately looked away, lowered his head and continued talking to Xiang Xiang about the company.
Lu Yue is also not interested in this matter, he doesn't even raise his head, and concentrates on his coding career,
"There is no right or wrong in this matter. If we want to make amends, we are the ones who make amends. It's a bunch of old men, and it's impossible for women to hold them."
Flat-chested women are manly,
"Both men and women are the same. I am right about the matter and not about the person. Since you say so, then you won't make amends. Let's drink a drink and you'll know each other. Don't be angry with anyone today. You can throw away the trouble wherever you go."
Lu Yue chuckled, raised his eyelids and glanced at the women,
"Sister, do you know what we do? Come up and get to know each other."
Mao'er, who was standing behind the flat-chested girl, pointed to Yu Siyan's big red car parked by the side of the road, and said suspiciously:
"Isn't it a debt collection company?"
The kidnapper smiled and said:
"You guys are courageous enough. Our whole company came out for a dinner, and this is the first time a woman knows what we do and joins us."
The flat-chested woman was dissatisfied with the term kidnapper, and frowned,
"What do you mean getting together! We're just here to have a drink with you. After drinking, everyone should be happy, so as not to think of it in the future and think it's a bad memory."
Kidnap quickly waved his hand,
"No, no, I didn't mean that. I just said that you are brave enough. Most people always equate debt collection companies with rogue companies and local gangsters. We are all used to people hiding us when they see us. You are really not good at it." seen."
Mao'er smiled and said:
"Cut, what's the matter with you, who of us haven't seen it?!"
He does not mean that.
Except for the three people at the table who didn't look up, they all had expressions of enlightenment.
The flat-chested woman opened several bottles of wine with a corkscrew, each of the women held a bottle,
"Since it's not an apology, let's blow a bottle together. Everyone calm down. It's hard to be angry in this hot weather."
Because of this, Yu Siyan stopped talking again, and raised his eyes to look at the female man.
Xiang Xiang followed Yu Siyan's line of sight and looked over, his eyes darkened.
Women stand and hold wine bottles, how can men sit down.
The rough men stood up one by one, even Lu Yue, who wanted to drive and didn't drink, brought a cup of tea, using tea instead of wine, but Xiang Xiang and Yu Siyan were as stable as Mount Tai.
Bottom of flat chested wine bottle knocked a few times on dinner table
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