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Chapter 123 There is something in the brain.
Compared with Xiang Xiang's all-powerful image, Yu Siyan has a graceful and elegant style.
He bought a short mandarin jacket made of pure handmade silk at the "Jiangnan Brocade Department", with long sleeves, dark gold inlaid cuffs, and a string of elegant buttons on the chest. The strong ancient Chinese style hits.If you add a pair of cloth shoes, the background of the whole person can directly span from 20 years old to half a hundred.
Xiang Xiang saw that the cloud in his eyes was twitching, and he couldn't help walking forward, stretched out his hand to pull Yu Siyan's collar, smoothed the folds on the clothes that didn't exist, and said sincerely:
"nice."
Yu Siyan tugged on the tight collar a little uncomfortable,
"That's fine, that's all."
After buying this set, Yu Siyan went to another store to buy a set of linen casual clothes, and also went to a jade shop to buy a jade wrench.
Finally, he led Xiang Xiang away from Jiefangbei and went straight to Huayan Temple.
In the temple, Yu Siyan burned three pillars of high incense and three bundles of small incense, bought a lot of talisman papers, put on the cassock for the Buddha, and spent money to perform a big ritual, which lasted for more than two hours.
When he was about to leave, he begged for two life-saving talismans, bought a few strings of expensive rosary beads and bracelets, and then walked back despite the scorching summer.
It was already afternoon since they were messing around, and the two of them hadn't eaten lunch yet. Yu Siyan was sweating profusely and was quite dehydrated.
Xiang Xiang's body temperature was low, and the more hungry he became, the more energetic he became. He glanced in the rearview mirror at Yu Siyan who was squinting with his legs apart, and asked:
"How about we find a place to eat first?"
Yu Siyan closed his eyes and stretched out the tone, saying:
"No, I'll get sleepy after eating. We have to go somewhere."
"where to?"
Yu Siyan pried open his eyelids, raised his head vigorously, glanced at the road ahead through the windshield, and said:
"Go to Jiulongpo, Huangjiaoping."
Xiang Xiang didn't ask why he was going, he just stepped on the gas pedal and said:
"Well, go to sleep, I'll call you when we arrive."
The journey was a bit long, and Yu Siyan slept soundly despite all the sharp turns.
When they arrived at Huangjiaoping, Yu Siyan woke up without letting Xiang Xiang call.
He asked Xiang Xiang to drive the car to the gate of a community, and then led the people into a building.
Obviously, Yu Siyan contacted the good people in advance, and there was someone waiting for them as soon as they entered the elevator.
Yu Siyan reported a set of numbers, and the waiting person whispered:
"There's a trash can on the twelfth floor."
Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang got off the elevator on the twelfth floor, turned into the safe passage, and took out a plastic bag from the black trash can.Yu Siyan touched it, and then led Xiang Xiang up the stairs and down the stairs again. It took less than 5 minutes to come and go.
Yu Siyan was highly concentrated and extremely cautious, Xiang Xiang didn't say a single extra word, and the two went back to the car directly.
Yu Siyan sat in the passenger seat, fastened the seat belt, looked around carefully, and said;
"Hurry up and drive away, back to the company."
After the car drove a certain distance, Yu Siyan was still staring at the side rearview mirror to observe the situation behind the car.
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the company, Yu Siyan finally relaxed, leaning on the back of the chair and letting out a long breath of steam,
"Fuck, I'm so fucking hungry!"
Xiang Xiang said:
"I'll cook when I get back."
Yu Siyan glanced at Xiang Xiang faintly. Although Xiang Xiang's craftsmanship made him greedy, but looking at the thin layer of sweat on Xiang Xiang's forehead, he still said:
"Forget it, I can't wait, I'll order takeaway."
As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and called the takeaway, and ordered the meal.
Xiang Xiang glanced at Yu Siyan's new phone and said:
"You remember the call for takeaway?"
Yu Siyan said proudly and modestly:
"It's just a few stores."
Xiang Xiang asked:
"Then do you remember my phone number?"
Yu Siyan's expression froze, and he turned his eyes away. Silence speaks louder than words.
Xiang Xiang's breath suddenly changed, and there was a sour smell of resentment.
Yu Siyan held on for a while, couldn't help but turned his face away, and taught with a tiger face:
"It's just a phone number, what about it?!"
Xiang Xiang's complexion didn't improve, why not, this is simply telling him that Xiang Xiang is not even as good as a dish!
Yu Siyan saw that the writing was not good enough, so he had to go to the martial arts,
"Then you remember my number?!"
Xiang Xiang said it as soon as he slipped his mouth, and when he was done, he turned his face and cast a condemning look at Yu Siyan.
Yu Siyan cursed secretly in his heart, and said helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I'll go back and recite it when I'm full and have nothing to do! I've recited it fluently, and I've recited it backwards, so it's okay. Hurry up and put away your rotten face. I'm heartbroken just looking at it."
Xiang Xiang said:
"You have a good memory, you should have memorized it in a minute or two."
……
But it turns out that Yu Siyan's brain is naturally inspiring!For memorizing things without any purpose, the brain just doesn't absorb them.
After eating, I lay down on the bed and picked up my mobile phone. After reciting it twice, I started snoring.
Xiang Xiang came out of the shower room, heard the sound of snoring, he stopped, leaned against the door of the shower room, looked at Yu Siyan with a smile on his face.
The big mushroom and the little mushroom walked past his feet one after the other, walked towards Yu Siyan's bed with their upturned little buttocks, and finally squatted next to Yu Siyan's slippers, huddled together Cross your neck and sleep soundly.
Xiang Xiang chuckled a few times, his shoulders trembled slightly.
The two sons grew up very fast. They had shed their creamy yellow fur and grown oily feathers. They were also a bit bigger, and even the small mushrooms had to be held with two hands.
The sons gradually grew into shape, and Xiang Xiang finally got the reason why the big mushroom is so much bigger than the small mushroom, it's obviously a goose!
But since Yu Siyan chose to deceive himself and others, there was no need for him to expose it.
Standing up straight, he walked slowly to the bed, gently took out the mobile phone in Yu Siyan's hand, put it on the bedside table, then turned on the electric fan, and fell asleep next to Yu Siyan.
The two of them slept until eight or nine o'clock before getting up to pack their luggage.
You don't need to bring a lot of things, but you can't miss any of the key things.
Only then did Yu Siyan take out the plastic bag.
He sat cross-legged on the bed, poured out the contents, and wrapped everything tightly in newspaper.
But Xiang Xiang knew it was a knife when he saw the sharp-edged shape!
Yu Siyan patted the bed and whispered:
"Lock the door and come here."
Xiang Xiang turned around and locked the door, turned back and sat opposite Yu Siyan.
Yu Siyan carefully opened the newspaper, revealing slices of silvery blades in various shapes, none of which were repeated.
"These are Russian knives that cut iron like mud, try it."
Xiang Xiang picked up a razor blade and slashed it on Yu Siyan's mat, making a cut in an instant, clean and neat, without even a burr.
"good."
Yu Siyan slapped Xiang Xiang's tender thigh hard with his palm, and there was a resounding 'snap',
"Not a bad fart! I only have this mat, can you use your brain before you fucking do things?"
Xiang Xiang said innocently:
"I see that you are in a hurry, isn't it easy!"
Yu Si said viciously:
"Why don't you cut your wrists by the way!"
Yu Siyan said viciously,
"Why don't you cut your wrists by the way!"
Xiang Xiang said honestly:
"It hurts."
Yu Siyan rolled his eyes, picked up a finger-wide blade and said:
"Bring the belt you bought today."
Taking the belt, in front of Xiang Xiang, Yu Siyan made a small vertical slit on the side of his waist, then slowly inserted the blade in the small slit horizontally, carefully,
"Pay attention to yourself. I'll hide this piece in your leather bag. If you feel a little bit rough, try to take a look. Don't cut your own flesh."
Then, Yu Siyan also hid two pieces of Xiang Xiang's soles, and he ordered after finishing them:
"Unless it is absolutely necessary, don't touch this knife, it is for us to retreat."
Xiang Xiang looked at the few remaining blades and said:
"Where are you going to hide, your whole body is not easy to hide these things."
Yu Siyan grinned grimly and said:
"I don't have anything on me, it's all tied to you, on the bright side, so they can see it."
Xiang Xiang frowned,
"You don't bring anything?!"
Yu Siyan rewrapped the things and avoided answering the question.
"Put these things in your bag, and put those gold pieces on when you go out tomorrow. You should get used to them early, and don't make any trouble when you get there."
Xiang Xiang looked deeply at the top of Yu Siyan's head, and decided not to take a step away from Yu Siyan.
After wrapping up his things, Yu Siyan turned over, climbed to the head of the bed, and took out two life-saving charms from his sweatpants pocket.
The life-saving talisman was less than half the size of a palm, with a red charm printed on the bright yellow satin surface, wrapped in a triangle shape, and one could tell that there was a copper coin wrapped inside it.
Yu Siyan handed one of them to Xiang Xiang, quite solemnly,
"You sew this on the inner layer of your close-fitting shirt, it must be at the heart position, it must be!"
Xiang Xiang didn't believe this, but Yu Si said something, he accepted it firmly, nodded seriously,
"I'll sew right away."
Yu Siyan asked again with a serious face:
"It must be where the heart is!"
Seeing Yu Siyan's nervous appearance, Xiang Xiang felt warm in his heart,
"What you said, I never heard of it."
Yu Siyan was taken aback for a moment, that's true.
He reached out and touched Xiang Xiang's head, saying:
"good."
Xiang Xiang raised his eyelids and stared at Yu Siyan's palm, raising his eyebrows.
Recently, Yu Siyan likes to touch his head, face, nose, ears, and the top of his head, and he always likes to add the word "good". Could it be caused by always riding on his neck when he was learning to swim? !
Just as he was thinking deeply, a cross-beam vest suddenly fell on his face. Yu Siyan grabbed the phone and said to him:
"Sew mine on, too!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Siyan said to the phone:
"Lu Yue, Xiang Xianger and I will leave tomorrow morning, everything is ready...OK, don't worry."
Listening to Yu Siyan's report to Lu Yue, Xiang Xiang grabbed his vest and pulled it in a rather uncomfortable manner.
"I called you not to listen to your nagging, but to tell you that you must take good care of the big and small mushrooms, take them out for a walk early every day, and if it rains, you should hurry up as soon as the rain stops Take them out to tread water..."
"What? What's wrong with the big mushroom? There are bumps on your head? You only have bumps on your fucking head!"
Xiang Xiang chuckled, and in a good mood, he took his clothes and went to look for a sewing box.
He bought a short mandarin jacket made of pure handmade silk at the "Jiangnan Brocade Department", with long sleeves, dark gold inlaid cuffs, and a string of elegant buttons on the chest. The strong ancient Chinese style hits.If you add a pair of cloth shoes, the background of the whole person can directly span from 20 years old to half a hundred.
Xiang Xiang saw that the cloud in his eyes was twitching, and he couldn't help walking forward, stretched out his hand to pull Yu Siyan's collar, smoothed the folds on the clothes that didn't exist, and said sincerely:
"nice."
Yu Siyan tugged on the tight collar a little uncomfortable,
"That's fine, that's all."
After buying this set, Yu Siyan went to another store to buy a set of linen casual clothes, and also went to a jade shop to buy a jade wrench.
Finally, he led Xiang Xiang away from Jiefangbei and went straight to Huayan Temple.
In the temple, Yu Siyan burned three pillars of high incense and three bundles of small incense, bought a lot of talisman papers, put on the cassock for the Buddha, and spent money to perform a big ritual, which lasted for more than two hours.
When he was about to leave, he begged for two life-saving talismans, bought a few strings of expensive rosary beads and bracelets, and then walked back despite the scorching summer.
It was already afternoon since they were messing around, and the two of them hadn't eaten lunch yet. Yu Siyan was sweating profusely and was quite dehydrated.
Xiang Xiang's body temperature was low, and the more hungry he became, the more energetic he became. He glanced in the rearview mirror at Yu Siyan who was squinting with his legs apart, and asked:
"How about we find a place to eat first?"
Yu Siyan closed his eyes and stretched out the tone, saying:
"No, I'll get sleepy after eating. We have to go somewhere."
"where to?"
Yu Siyan pried open his eyelids, raised his head vigorously, glanced at the road ahead through the windshield, and said:
"Go to Jiulongpo, Huangjiaoping."
Xiang Xiang didn't ask why he was going, he just stepped on the gas pedal and said:
"Well, go to sleep, I'll call you when we arrive."
The journey was a bit long, and Yu Siyan slept soundly despite all the sharp turns.
When they arrived at Huangjiaoping, Yu Siyan woke up without letting Xiang Xiang call.
He asked Xiang Xiang to drive the car to the gate of a community, and then led the people into a building.
Obviously, Yu Siyan contacted the good people in advance, and there was someone waiting for them as soon as they entered the elevator.
Yu Siyan reported a set of numbers, and the waiting person whispered:
"There's a trash can on the twelfth floor."
Yu Siyan and Xiang Xiang got off the elevator on the twelfth floor, turned into the safe passage, and took out a plastic bag from the black trash can.Yu Siyan touched it, and then led Xiang Xiang up the stairs and down the stairs again. It took less than 5 minutes to come and go.
Yu Siyan was highly concentrated and extremely cautious, Xiang Xiang didn't say a single extra word, and the two went back to the car directly.
Yu Siyan sat in the passenger seat, fastened the seat belt, looked around carefully, and said;
"Hurry up and drive away, back to the company."
After the car drove a certain distance, Yu Siyan was still staring at the side rearview mirror to observe the situation behind the car.
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the company, Yu Siyan finally relaxed, leaning on the back of the chair and letting out a long breath of steam,
"Fuck, I'm so fucking hungry!"
Xiang Xiang said:
"I'll cook when I get back."
Yu Siyan glanced at Xiang Xiang faintly. Although Xiang Xiang's craftsmanship made him greedy, but looking at the thin layer of sweat on Xiang Xiang's forehead, he still said:
"Forget it, I can't wait, I'll order takeaway."
As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and called the takeaway, and ordered the meal.
Xiang Xiang glanced at Yu Siyan's new phone and said:
"You remember the call for takeaway?"
Yu Siyan said proudly and modestly:
"It's just a few stores."
Xiang Xiang asked:
"Then do you remember my phone number?"
Yu Siyan's expression froze, and he turned his eyes away. Silence speaks louder than words.
Xiang Xiang's breath suddenly changed, and there was a sour smell of resentment.
Yu Siyan held on for a while, couldn't help but turned his face away, and taught with a tiger face:
"It's just a phone number, what about it?!"
Xiang Xiang's complexion didn't improve, why not, this is simply telling him that Xiang Xiang is not even as good as a dish!
Yu Siyan saw that the writing was not good enough, so he had to go to the martial arts,
"Then you remember my number?!"
Xiang Xiang said it as soon as he slipped his mouth, and when he was done, he turned his face and cast a condemning look at Yu Siyan.
Yu Siyan cursed secretly in his heart, and said helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I'll go back and recite it when I'm full and have nothing to do! I've recited it fluently, and I've recited it backwards, so it's okay. Hurry up and put away your rotten face. I'm heartbroken just looking at it."
Xiang Xiang said:
"You have a good memory, you should have memorized it in a minute or two."
……
But it turns out that Yu Siyan's brain is naturally inspiring!For memorizing things without any purpose, the brain just doesn't absorb them.
After eating, I lay down on the bed and picked up my mobile phone. After reciting it twice, I started snoring.
Xiang Xiang came out of the shower room, heard the sound of snoring, he stopped, leaned against the door of the shower room, looked at Yu Siyan with a smile on his face.
The big mushroom and the little mushroom walked past his feet one after the other, walked towards Yu Siyan's bed with their upturned little buttocks, and finally squatted next to Yu Siyan's slippers, huddled together Cross your neck and sleep soundly.
Xiang Xiang chuckled a few times, his shoulders trembled slightly.
The two sons grew up very fast. They had shed their creamy yellow fur and grown oily feathers. They were also a bit bigger, and even the small mushrooms had to be held with two hands.
The sons gradually grew into shape, and Xiang Xiang finally got the reason why the big mushroom is so much bigger than the small mushroom, it's obviously a goose!
But since Yu Siyan chose to deceive himself and others, there was no need for him to expose it.
Standing up straight, he walked slowly to the bed, gently took out the mobile phone in Yu Siyan's hand, put it on the bedside table, then turned on the electric fan, and fell asleep next to Yu Siyan.
The two of them slept until eight or nine o'clock before getting up to pack their luggage.
You don't need to bring a lot of things, but you can't miss any of the key things.
Only then did Yu Siyan take out the plastic bag.
He sat cross-legged on the bed, poured out the contents, and wrapped everything tightly in newspaper.
But Xiang Xiang knew it was a knife when he saw the sharp-edged shape!
Yu Siyan patted the bed and whispered:
"Lock the door and come here."
Xiang Xiang turned around and locked the door, turned back and sat opposite Yu Siyan.
Yu Siyan carefully opened the newspaper, revealing slices of silvery blades in various shapes, none of which were repeated.
"These are Russian knives that cut iron like mud, try it."
Xiang Xiang picked up a razor blade and slashed it on Yu Siyan's mat, making a cut in an instant, clean and neat, without even a burr.
"good."
Yu Siyan slapped Xiang Xiang's tender thigh hard with his palm, and there was a resounding 'snap',
"Not a bad fart! I only have this mat, can you use your brain before you fucking do things?"
Xiang Xiang said innocently:
"I see that you are in a hurry, isn't it easy!"
Yu Si said viciously:
"Why don't you cut your wrists by the way!"
Yu Siyan said viciously,
"Why don't you cut your wrists by the way!"
Xiang Xiang said honestly:
"It hurts."
Yu Siyan rolled his eyes, picked up a finger-wide blade and said:
"Bring the belt you bought today."
Taking the belt, in front of Xiang Xiang, Yu Siyan made a small vertical slit on the side of his waist, then slowly inserted the blade in the small slit horizontally, carefully,
"Pay attention to yourself. I'll hide this piece in your leather bag. If you feel a little bit rough, try to take a look. Don't cut your own flesh."
Then, Yu Siyan also hid two pieces of Xiang Xiang's soles, and he ordered after finishing them:
"Unless it is absolutely necessary, don't touch this knife, it is for us to retreat."
Xiang Xiang looked at the few remaining blades and said:
"Where are you going to hide, your whole body is not easy to hide these things."
Yu Siyan grinned grimly and said:
"I don't have anything on me, it's all tied to you, on the bright side, so they can see it."
Xiang Xiang frowned,
"You don't bring anything?!"
Yu Siyan rewrapped the things and avoided answering the question.
"Put these things in your bag, and put those gold pieces on when you go out tomorrow. You should get used to them early, and don't make any trouble when you get there."
Xiang Xiang looked deeply at the top of Yu Siyan's head, and decided not to take a step away from Yu Siyan.
After wrapping up his things, Yu Siyan turned over, climbed to the head of the bed, and took out two life-saving charms from his sweatpants pocket.
The life-saving talisman was less than half the size of a palm, with a red charm printed on the bright yellow satin surface, wrapped in a triangle shape, and one could tell that there was a copper coin wrapped inside it.
Yu Siyan handed one of them to Xiang Xiang, quite solemnly,
"You sew this on the inner layer of your close-fitting shirt, it must be at the heart position, it must be!"
Xiang Xiang didn't believe this, but Yu Si said something, he accepted it firmly, nodded seriously,
"I'll sew right away."
Yu Siyan asked again with a serious face:
"It must be where the heart is!"
Seeing Yu Siyan's nervous appearance, Xiang Xiang felt warm in his heart,
"What you said, I never heard of it."
Yu Siyan was taken aback for a moment, that's true.
He reached out and touched Xiang Xiang's head, saying:
"good."
Xiang Xiang raised his eyelids and stared at Yu Siyan's palm, raising his eyebrows.
Recently, Yu Siyan likes to touch his head, face, nose, ears, and the top of his head, and he always likes to add the word "good". Could it be caused by always riding on his neck when he was learning to swim? !
Just as he was thinking deeply, a cross-beam vest suddenly fell on his face. Yu Siyan grabbed the phone and said to him:
"Sew mine on, too!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Siyan said to the phone:
"Lu Yue, Xiang Xianger and I will leave tomorrow morning, everything is ready...OK, don't worry."
Listening to Yu Siyan's report to Lu Yue, Xiang Xiang grabbed his vest and pulled it in a rather uncomfortable manner.
"I called you not to listen to your nagging, but to tell you that you must take good care of the big and small mushrooms, take them out for a walk early every day, and if it rains, you should hurry up as soon as the rain stops Take them out to tread water..."
"What? What's wrong with the big mushroom? There are bumps on your head? You only have bumps on your fucking head!"
Xiang Xiang chuckled, and in a good mood, he took his clothes and went to look for a sewing box.
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