cute naive

Ever since he saw Kenbad at the gate of the Stewed Cuisine Building, Kang Tianzhen fell into a state of insanity, chattering all the way to wonder if the old guy was thinking of something evil again.

"Could it be that he was collected by our family? It must be, he must use very despicable means to snatch Huaixinlou! What should I do? What should I do?"

All kinds of dark speculations in his heart made Song Wenyuan's ears smoke. He drank a lot of alcohol, his brain has been in a muddy state, and this guy is still buzzing tirelessly beside him, so he reluctantly agrees with him. In fact, the brain didn't turn at all.

"As the saying goes, money can make motui ghosts. Kenbard is so rich, and he has a manor, and he is still an old British lord. Damn, why did the queen of the big rotten country grant him a title? It's just helping the evil, don't you think? ?”

"Well, yes, you're right."

Song Wenyuan walked into the bathroom to turn on the water for a bath, and Kang Tianzhen followed in, "He's definitely trying to hurt you, my intuition told me, really, Song Wenyuan, you have to trust me, my intuition has always been accurate... originally Huang The old monster is already very difficult to get a boss, and now he is resurrected, when will he be able to pass the level?"

"It's hard to pass the customs," Song Wenyuan said perfunctorily, feeling that the water temperature was about the same, and he took off his clothes to take a bath.

Kang Tianzhen took the clothes he had taken off, and said thoughtfully, "Thinking about it now, life is really hard. Before, there were dicks staring at you, and later, there were yellow old monsters, treacherous and cunning. We are only 16 years old, and we have to accept so many realistic tribulations." ..."

"Well, too much suffering, we are still so young...huh?"

Kang Tianzhen sat on the edge of the bathtub, and said in a rambling manner, "The dick was killed by you and Brother Hong Yang together last time, this time it must be for revenge, he will take away your most precious thing, and let you taste it when you are young." To the feeling of losing a lover..."

"That taste must be difficult..." Song Wenyuan turned on the shower casually, pouring hot water from his head, he suddenly woke up, turned off the shower, and looked at him, "What did you say?"

"If you ruin his reputation, he will ruin the person you love the most," Kang Tianzhen was immersed in his own world, his mind was full of two old guys who tried their best to catch him, tied him up and threw him into the cellar, Forcing Song Wenyuan to hand over the Huaixinlou collection, if he doesn't hand in, he will chop off a finger a day, or first #&￥then&*$ to do something that makes people want to shout "Ya Butterfly"...

Song Wenyuan frowned, "Kang Tianzhen?"

Kang Tianzhen's mind was a gloomy cellar, the wet floor kept seeping water droplets, and he huddled weakly in the corner. Kenbad and Huang Xingyun approached step by step with sly smiles, holding finger-cutting hands in their hands. the knife...

Or a vibrator?It's too shameful, it's a knife...

Their faces were getting closer and closer, and they were getting more and more afraid. The moment the two raised their knives, the sky was bright, and six pairs of wings spread out behind Song Wenyuan, descending from the sky like a god...

He felt that he fell in love with Song Wenyuan again.

"Kang Tianzhen???"

"Ah...ah?" Kang Tianzhen came back to his senses with drooling, and looked at Song Wenyuan in shock.

Amused by this guy's bewildered look, Song Wenyuan laughed, wiped his saliva, pulled him up and pushed him out, "You, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, are you going to watch me take a bath? Your hair is all wet."

Kang Tian squinted at the clearly textured abdominal muscles on his stomach, moaned and touched them, "Tian Zhen really wants to take a bath with Wen Yuanyuan..."

"..." Song Wenyuan looked at him expressionlessly, thinking that something indescribable must have happened during the few minutes when he was absent-minded.

The two had sex in the bathroom once. After cleaning up, Song Wenyuan carried the fragrant and soft Kang Tianzhen back to the bed, rubbed Kang Tianzhen's hair, "Go to sleep."

Kang Tianzhen lay on the pillow and murmured, "Song Wenyuan, why aren't you afraid at all? Kembard is coming to harm you."

"His case only arrested a museum manager as a scapegoat, and the police are still arresting him. You can tell by the way he hides his head and shows his tail, and he dare not show his face at all," Song Wenyuan said sleepily, "even if he really came I have nothing to fear from me, don't worry, my husband will no longer be bullied by others."

Kang Tianzhen's face was flushed, and the girl thought in her heart: My man is indeed very powerful. An old bastard like Kembard is definitely not enough for him, but my husband and so on... I'm really ashamed...

The next day, Song Wenyuan woke up at eleven o'clock in the noon. For the first time, he didn't touch the person who was sleeping like a dead pig by his side. There was the clanging of pots and pans in the kitchen, and suddenly, the hangover was gone in an instant. , one turned over and got out of bed and rushed into the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw Kang Tianzhen wearing an apron chopping chopped green onions, and his movements still looked good.

He couldn't help laughing, leaning against the door, and said with a smile, "I never expected to see you washing your hands and making soup when you woke up."

"My culinary skills are learned from the ten princes." Kang Tianzhen chopped up the chopped green onion and smiled back at him, "Go wash up first, and there will be delicious fried grapes soon."

The smile on Song Wenyuan's face froze, "What are you frying?"

"Grapes," Kang Tianzhen moved freely to heat the oil and the frying pan, then grabbed a handful of grapes that had been battered with eggs and threw them into the oil pan, and the oil splashed all over in an instant...

Song Wenyuan strode up, pushed him away, picked up the lid and pressed it on the hot pot, only heard the crackling sound inside, turned his head to look at Kang Tianzhen, "Where did you learn this divine dish?"

Kang Tianzhen looked innocent, "I made it myself, think about it, there are fried bananas and shredded apples, why can't there be fried grapes? Everyone is a fruit, and no one is more noble than the other."

"..." Song Wenyuan was full of heart, "What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless."

Kang Tianzhen pushed him away, "Go wash up, I'll do it."

The movement in the oil pan was already quiet, Song Wenyuan got up, returned the position of the chef to him, went to the bathroom, brushed his teeth while thinking that although Kang Tianzhen was unreliable in various ways, he had read poetry and books well after all, maybe which book It is not necessarily true that there is such a dish in the recipe that has been lost for a long time...

Walking out after shaving, Kang Tianzhen had already served mung bean and sweet potato rice, plum pork ribs, fried rice cake with hairy crab, clear soup with baby vegetables and secret fried grapes. He untied his apron and sat at the table with his hands on his cheeks, his eyes shining brightly. Looking at him, "Come here and taste my cooking skills."

It has to be said that the culinary skills of the ten princes under the tutelage are really extraordinary. The dishes are full of color, fragrance and fragrance. Song Wenyuan walked over with a smile, his eyes fell on the dark fried grapes, and he staggered, "This is Is it fried?"

"No way," Kang Tianzhen cheerfully picked up a grape and brought it to his mouth, "Try it."

"..." Song Wenyuan stared at the thing brought to his mouth, thinking that the color is obviously poisonous, but when he looked up and saw the eyes full of love and expectation, he couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and put the grapes in his mouth .

"Don't just hold it in your mouth, chew it," Kang Tianzhen's eyes widened, "Hey, why is your expression frozen?"

Song Wenyuan chewed twice and felt that his entire mouth had lost consciousness. He stared wide-eyed at him for a long time, and swallowed the grape whole, the extreme soreness raged down the esophagus to the stomach.

"How about it?"

Song Wenyuan talked nonsense without conscience, "It tastes very good, with the sweet and sour taste of grapes and the fragrance of peanut oil."

Kang Tianzhen slapped his hands and said excitedly, "I knew it, it must be delicious! Come here, there is a big plate full..."

Song Wenyuan's eyes were dead, wondering if I did something wrong, are you going to poison me to death?After thinking about it again, with this guy's IQ, it would definitely not be so tortuous to poison himself to death...

While talking, Kang Tianzhen picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth. Then he went crazy, howled and rushed to the toilet, and when he came back, he crazily stuffed rice.

Song Wenyuan laughed.

Kang Tianzhen swallowed his mouthful of rice with difficulty, and said pitifully, "Song Wenyuan, I fell in love with you again."

"...Just because I didn't say that your homemade dishes are unpalatable?"

"Not only is it unpalatable, but now I feel that this thing is not a grape, but a bomb." Kang Tianzhen brought the plate in front of Song Wenyuan, "I always thought you liked me, but I didn't expect you to like me so much Now, I have no judgment on the dishes I cook.”

Song Wenyuan thought to himself that it wasn't that I didn't have the ability to judge, but that I knew you too well, and I would die if I dared to say that it was unpalatable. He stared at his movements, "Why are you bringing the food in front of my face?"

"Don't you like to eat it? You also said that it has the sweet and sour taste of grapes and the fragrance of peanut oil."

"..." Song Wenyuan wanted to travel back to just now and strangle the self who was talking nonsense with no conscience.

After dinner, it was past one o'clock in the afternoon, and the two of them decided not to open the shop, but stayed at home to bask in the sun. There was a sunny glass room in their home, and several pots of tall plants were planted in it.

Song Wenyuan's hangover brain was still a little uncomfortable, sitting on the huge rattan hanging chair and dozing off, Kang Tianzhen sat between his legs and played with the Rubik's Cube.

Fragments of sunlight projected from between the leaves and fell on the two of them, and they spent the afternoon lazily like this.

When Song Wenyuan woke up from a doze, the sun had already set in the west, Kang Tianzhen fell asleep leaning on his arms, and the autumn evening wind blew in, making the whole world refreshing and peaceful.

He chuckled, took the Rubik's Cube from Kang Tianzhen's hand, carried him into the bedroom, and put him on the bed. Kang Tianzhen didn't sleep well, and woke up as soon as he moved, rubbing his eyes, "What time is it?"

"It's past six o'clock."

"Song Wenyuan, I'm hungry," Kang Tianzhen rolled on the bed, lying on the quilt with his limbs spread out.

Song Wenyuan leaned over, pressed on his body, kissed his cheek, and said with a smile, "Get up, it's time for dinner, what do you want to eat?"

Kang Tianzhen thought for a while, then drooled and said, "I want to eat thirteen-flavored crayfish."

"Okay," Song Wenyuan got up to change clothes, "Get up, let's go out to eat."

The night at the end of October has cooled down, but the food stall business is still very hot. You can see strong men with their arms up, eating barbecue and drinking beer everywhere. The two ordered lobster, snails and live fish pot stickers, and ordered two bottles of beer. They ate and drank all the time. To nine o'clock in the evening.

On the way home, Kang Tianzhen stroked her round belly, "I'm so full."

"Aren't you full after eating a catty and a half of lobster and more than a dozen pot stickers?" Song Wenyuan laughed, suddenly felt as if something was following them behind him, and calmly pulled Kang Tianzhen into his arms.

Kang Tianzhen was unconscious, turned a corner, and acted coquettishly, "Then if I get fat, will you still like me?"

"Are you very thin now?" Song Wenyuan teased.

"Then I still have some abs at least now."

"One piece?"

"Hey!" Kang Tianzhen protested,

Song Wenyuan laughed loudly, turned around suddenly, kicked the person behind him to the ground, followed by striding up, and stepped on his chest, "Who asked you to follow us?"

"Cough, cough, cough... Aiyo... Aiyo..." A familiar voice came.

Song Wenyuan's complexion suddenly changed, and he grabbed his collar, "You?"

Kang Tianzhen illuminated his face with his mobile phone, and looked at Song Wenyuan with a look of seeing a ghost, "This seems to be your father..."