cute naive

The employees of Gujin Pavilion are full of grievances. Who would have thought that the Shaodong family would have a brain cramp and steal the statue of their God of Wealth? Don't talk too much.

So Kong Xin was furious, as angry as a puffer fish, and couldn't find out how the lost God of Wealth statue was, so he spit fire and went to check the surveillance video. This search was terrible, and the surveillance in the store was cut off for 10 minutes! ! !

You must know that in an antique shop like Gujin Pavilion, there are millions of people at every turn. In the 10 minutes without monitoring, eight "ghost valley down the mountain" can be lost!

This is simply a provocation to him!

Angry to the extreme, Kong Xin calmed down instead, took a deep breath, and directed the staff to take stock of the entire store, and was shocked to find that only the statue of Guan Gong was missing.

"..." Kong Xin almost twitched, paused, reacted abruptly, and roared, "Where's Kang Tianzhen? Has that little idiot come back?"

"Okay, it seems like I'm coming back," the employees shrank like quails one by one.

The situation in the small ancient and modern pavilion changes in an instant, and the dark clouds above the dome are overwhelming and treacherous, as if the mountain rain is about to come.

In the afternoon, Kang Tianzhen came in humming a little song, greeted everyone in a good mood, everyone smiled awkwardly, and immediately scattered, pretending to work hard at their posts, but struggling in their hearts: the boss is about to beat up the young boss , Am I fanning the flames or fanning the flames or fanning the flames?

Kang Tianzhen was full of doubts, walked into the store, raised his eyes, and saw Kong Xin sitting on the chair with a golden sword, he burst into a smile, and jumped up cheerfully, "Uncle, I'm back from Ningbo, how are you doing these days?" Miss you."

There were two small dimples on the joyful little face, so innocent and cute that both people and gods were angry, Kong Xin inexplicably dispelled most of his anger, and said with a straight face, "Oh, if you don't go home first when you come back, where did you go crazy?"

"It's not crazy, I went to Song Wenyuan's shop to have a look."

Song Wenyuan's shop?Kong Xin's ears moved, and he sneered calmly, "You little bastard who eats everything else, now his mind is full of your man."

"That's not it." Kang Tianzhen took out a small jade tablet from his satchel, "I specially asked for an amulet for you in Jinshan Temple. The master has consecrated it, and put it under the pillow to ward off disasters."

The joyful voice was like a basin of cold water, instantly extinguishing the raging anger in Kong Xin's stomach. He looked at this well-behaved and lovely nephew, and his heart was filled with deep love.

Putting away the small jade card, Kong Xin cleared his throat, and said calmly, "I heard that you just came back and the statue of the God of Wealth was lost in the store. Do you know what happened?"

Before the words finished, Kang Tianzhen wailed and shook the world, "What? How could it be lost? Has the murderer been caught? Is it the grandpa who watched me grow up? How could such a thing happen? My God..."

"!!!"

Kong Xin was stunned by his superb acting skills, almost doubting his own judgment.

Kang Tianzhen grabbed Kong Xin's hand, his eyes flashed with sincerity, "Uncle, we must catch the murderer, that Grandpa God of Wealth is an inseparable member of our family."

"..." Kong Xin kicked him up and kicked him away, "Little brat, how dare you speak sweet words!"

Kang Tianzhen shyly yelled, "What's the matter with me, what's the matter, you can insult me, but you can't insult my innocence towards Grandpa the God of Wealth."

"You've asked for this, how can I not insult you?" Kong Xin said grimly, "Amusing me? You haven't been kicked out by your father when you made trouble back then, see if I don't kill you! "

The father and son quarreled in the store, and in the end, the delicate and frail Kang Tianzhen was ravaged. He was pressed on the imperial concubine's couch to pluck out the hair of his legs, howling like a cat being forcibly bathed.

Kong Xin was very animalistic, and he bullied him until his eyes were full of tears before stopping.

"Eat small things from the inside out," Kong Xin sat beside him drinking tea, "Guan Gong seems to have been instructed by a master, no matter the shape or material, everything is top-notch, you dare to steal it, and pretend to be innocent if you steal it, Do you think I have dementia?"

Kang Tianzhen was lying on the imperial concubine's couch with disheveled clothes, like a ruined doll, and said weakly, "Just because of its powerful magic power, it will bless our family with wealth..."

Kong Xin said angrily, "So you stole to Song Wenyuan's shop?"

Kang Tianzhen said in a low voice, "...Our family has a big business, and Song Wenyuan's small shop has just started. I want to ask Grandpa the God of Wealth to bless him."

Kong Xin squinted at him in displeasure, thinking how could the old Kong family have such a little bastard with his elbows thrown out?Now he is stealing the statue of the God of Wealth. When Minger inherits the property of the Kong family, he will definitely change his surname to Song!

Ancestors and ancestors! ! !

Unexpectedly, this matter was not over yet. At night Kang Tianzhen came home and expressed at the dining table that he would move out of the old house and live alone outside. It must be that the house is not comfortable enough, Xiaoxin, I have already said that at the age of innocent, there is no big girl in the house to take care of her..."

"What???" Kang Tianzhen flew out of the sky in shock.

Kong Xin's face was full of black lines, "Grandma's era doesn't allow maidservants to be in groups. Do you always watch too much TV? Why do you feel like you have time-traveled?"

"That's why you elders are disgraceful," the old lady launched an indiscriminate attack, "Our precious pistachios don't want to live with you," she said, taking Kang Tianzhen into her arms, "My liver My son, you are so innocent and pitiful, you have no mother since you were a child..."

The corners of Kang Tianzhen's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "My mother is fine, she's in great shape, it's delicious to eat, she's fine, she can whip my dad for fun..."

The old lady was a little deaf, "What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing," Kang Tianzhen said loudly, "I said I wanted to move out, not because I thought my family was bad, but... because I wanted to do business with my friends, and I wanted to live closer to the store."

Mr. Kong pondered for a moment, "You are not too young. It is a good thing to want to develop your career. Grandpa supports you. It is easy to understand when you think about it. There are old guys in the family. You don't like living here. This is also human nature."

The old man's old voice was calm and melancholy, which made Kang Tianzhen feel guilty all of a sudden. He drooped his ears and murmured, "It's not that I despise you, it's just that I... oh..."

"Okay, okay," Kong Xin came out to smooth things over, "Dad, grandma, don't put pressure on the children, just move, as far as I know, the house he is looking for is not very far from our house, and he can come back for dinner every now and then. .”

Kang Tianzhen's ears perked up, "How do you know where my house is?"

Kong Xin glanced at him disdainfully, "With your mother in charge, I even know what you did with Song Wenyuan in Beijing."

"!!!" Kang Tianzhen was in a bad mood.

After saying hello to his family, Kang Tianzhen rolled up his bed and fled to Song Wenyuan the next day. Song Wenyuan was so busy recently that he had not had time to tidy up his new house for more than a month. It's not too much trouble.

The two went to the supermarket to buy daily necessities. Kang Tianzhen lay on the shopping cart, stepped on the support with one foot, and kicked the ground with the other, and even slid out of the cart with people, laughing loudly.

Song Wenyuan walked behind, looking at this brat with a smile on his lips, "Don't bump into anyone."

"I'm good at technology," Kang Tianzhen wandered around the supermarket, "Do you have sheets at home? Pots and pans? Mopping machine? Air purifier? Song Wenyuan, look, the supermarket aunt is going against the sky again. Is this toilet paper?"

Vinda toilet paper was on sale, and dozens of rolls of pure white rolls were wrapped around the models, just like wedding dresses. Kang Tianzhen stepped on the shopping cart and slid past, admiring, "It's amazing, does this model sell in the supermarket?"

"Don't make trouble," Song Wenyuan smiled and carried a bag of rolls. When he turned his head, the shopping cart had already slid five meters away, and sighed, "Don't run around, I have to buy a four-piece bed set, over here."

Kang Tianzhen nimbly turned around on the spot, kicked her foot, the shopping cart slid over, and suddenly a toddler rushed out from the aisle, Song Wenyuan's heart twitched suddenly, "Brake!"

"Damn it!!!" Kang Tianzhen was too fast, twisted his waist forcefully, and with a bang, he and the car crashed into the pile of toilet paper.

The aunt in the supermarket was squatting on the ground to perfect the toilet paper wedding dress, when a black shadow flashed, and she only had the model's leg left in her hand.

The security guards from the supermarket ran over, and Kang Tianzhen lay on the pile of toilet paper, wailing, "Song Wenyuan, help..."

"..." Song Wenyuan pulled him out, rubbed his knees, "Did you hurt yourself?"

"No," Kang Tianzhen smiled innocently, "The cushioning effect of toilet paper is quite good, hehehe..."

"Hehehe," Song Wenyuan said expressionlessly.

Kang Tianzhen's face immediately wrinkled into a dog ignoring the steamed stuffed bun, "Actually, my waist is a little twisted."

"Is it serious?" Song Wenyuan rubbed his waist.

Kang Tianzhen twisted his buttocks, "It's not serious, just a drop of soreness."

Surrounded by a circle of supermarket employees, customers looked over one after another. Song Wenyuan held Kang Tianzhen's head and bowed to everyone, "I'm really sorry, it's all our fault, and we will bear the loss..."

Toilet paper is not a fragile product, but the model of the auntie was smashed, Kang Tianzhen dug out a head from the pile of toilet paper, put it on the torso in the hands of the auntie with a smile, "Well...the quality of these girls is quite good It's..." He tapped the model's bald head, "The head is really round, hehe...I'll find the wig right away...Okay, I'll buy it."

It took the two of them more than ten minutes to finally pile up dozens of packs of toilet paper in the original form. Song Wenyuan picked up the wig on the ground, put it on the model's head, put the torso and limbs into the shopping cart, and pulled up a face. Depressed Kang Tianzhen, "Let's go."

They walked around until the supermarket closed. Song Wenyuan was pushing a shopping cart of daily necessities, pots and pans, towels, mops, shower gel...Kang Tianzhen hugged the four-piece set on the big yellow duck bed.

The radio operator scanned them one by one, then looked at the three empty potato chip bags and two empty drink bottles in astonishment, and looked up at the two.

Kang Tianzhen calmly wiped the potato chip crumbs from the corner of his mouth, licked his fingers, and burped.

"And this," Song Wenyuan threw over two boxes of lubricating oil for gays, the heat felt smooth...

The cashier blushed and scanned, wondering if these two were a same-sex couple?So handsome.Before he finished feeling, he was scared to pee by a head that appeared in front of him, "What?"

Song Wenyuan calmly took the model's torso and limbs from the car, and said gently, "It was accidentally damaged just now, and we want to compensate for the original price."

"Let's go there to deal with it," the cashier pointed to the work place, watching the two people's figures drifting away, his brain couldn't help thinking: what did these two people do to break the model?Oh, that little shou is clutching his waist...