cute naive

During the break, Wang Sanxiao and Curator Rose came over shoulder to shoulder, Kang Tianzhen glanced at him, "Do you still have the guts to come here?"

"Why do you have no face? I have so many faces," Wang San smiled playfully, and twisted his cheeks, "Why are you just sitting there stupidly? Come, uncle will teach you archery."

"When you make time, my hair will be gray," Kang Tianzhen scoffed at him, stood up and picked up the compound bow, stood in front of the arrow path, drew out an arrow and placed it, "Look, let me show you what it means marksman."

The arrow pierces through the wind, Sixth Ring!

"Oh, not bad," Wang San smiled and brushed Curator Rose's long hair, "Beauty, how about my baby's archery skills?"

Curator Rose smiled, "Since your third youngest's baby, isn't your skill poor?" Then, Kui Kui walked over and supported his arm from behind, "Relax your muscles, your grades can be better ..."

Guerlain's scent hit his nostrils instantly, Kang Tianzhen wrinkled his nose, his nasal cavity felt a little uncomfortable, but what made him even more uncomfortable was the two lumps of soft warm... Opie that inadvertently pressed on his back.

He moved forward slightly, wanting to get away from the oppression of the pair of soft flesh quietly, but rose also moved forward, pressing even tighter.

"Cough, that..." Kang Tianzhen cleared his throat in embarrassment. He could only shiver like a dog in front of acquaintances. When he was around strangers, especially beautiful women, he would immediately feel awkward and awkward.

Rose smiled, "Huh?"

Kang Tianzhen bit the bullet and said, "Well... I... I can just practice on my own, um... you can continue chatting with Wang Sanxiao..."

"You don't like me?" Rose was slightly hurt.

Kang Tian really thought why should I like you, you are not Jiang Biying, but he still tried his best to explain tactfully, "No, I'm just...just...it's too hot indoors, I don't like being so close to people. "

"Oh, that's it," Rose smiled teasingly, apparently not believing it, but she let him go, put on the protective gear, and picked up a recurve bow, "Let me demonstrate it to you," she said. The arrow is on the string, and three arrows are released in a row, and the three rings are full.

"It's amazing!" Kang Tianzhen praised sincerely, but a shadow suddenly appeared in his heart: This big beauty in front of her is gorgeous, with a sexy figure, and she is as passionate and provocative as a wild rose when she shoots arrows. If it was before, I would definitely be moved , and now... there is no throbbing of love between men and women at all! ! !

This is not normal!

He looked down at his crotch, frowned, and thought hard about what happened to the little innocent who was separated by a cloth. Just now, he was shouting at the flat-chested Song Wenyuan, but now he was replaced by a hot girl with a hot body. Has the flag died down?

Fuck, what the hell is this direction of development?

He sat next to Wang Sanxiao with a dark heart, swallowed his saliva, "That... Xiaoxiao..."

Wang Sanxiao absently peeled the pistachios, piled up a handful of the peeled nuts in front of him, and glanced at him, "What's your expression?"

"I have something to ask you." Kang Tianzhen hesitated for a long time, then whispered, "Have you ever lost interest in girls for a moment?"

Wang San smiled and turned to look at him, his eyes stayed on his face for less than a second, then slid to his lower body, raised his eyebrows, "Unspeakable?"

"Fuck you!" Kang Tianzhen reached out to cover his eyes and yelled, "Where are you looking!"

"Where on you have I never seen?" Wang San smiled disgustedly and waved him away, raised his chin, looked at him for a moment, the signature smile on his face gradually disappeared, and he asked blankly, "Why do you ask this all of a sudden?"

Kang Tianzhen quietly pointed to Rose, "What do you think of her?"

Wang San smiled and narrowed his eyes like an old cat, "Super punctual."

"I also think she's super punctual, but..." Kang Tianzhen changed his finger, pointed between his legs, and said dejectedly, "It doesn't think so."

Wang San smiled and frowned and looked at him for half a minute, then suddenly raised his face and laughed, "Pfft ha ha ha, I'm dying of laughter, you are a bitch!!!"

Kang Tianzhen was embarrassed, "Don't laugh...don't laugh!"

Wang San laughed: "Pfft ha ha ha ha, you still say there is nothing hard to say, ha ha ha, you should go to the Andrology Hospital ha ha ha..."

"I'm angry!" Kang Tian was really angry.

Wang Sanxiao laughed until he was almost out of breath before stopping, touched Kang Tianzhen's head, and said distressedly, "Don't be afraid, uncle will help you contact the hospital. You are still young, and everything has a chance to recover."

Kang Tianzhen drooped his ears and murmured, "You're going to the hospital, homosexuality is not a disease."

"..." Wang Sanxiao's movements stopped suddenly, and after a while, his five fingers instantly formed into claws, grabbing the back of Kang Tianzhen's head, controlling him, staring into his eyes, "What the hell are you talking about? "

Kang Tianzhen flattened his lips, "I may have become a gay."

"Who told you that?"

"I feel it myself," Kang Tianzhen lay on the tea table, pinching and eating the pistachios that Wang Sanxiao had peeled, and suddenly found that the fragrant and crunchy taste was first-class, so he sighed and ate the pistachios.

Wang San had no expression on his smiling face, and asked lightly, "Hey, which man are you looking for?"

"Do not ask."

"Is it owed?" Wang Sanxiao fingled his mind, "Do you say not? Believe it or not, I call and tell your mother."

"Damn it, you must have been a snitch when you were in school," Kang Tianzhen thought for a while, then whispered shyly, "Song Wenyuan, how are you?"

Wang Sanxiao stood up silently, turned around, sat down again, pinched Kang Tianzhen's chin, and said, "Do you want to sleep with him?"

"Well," Kang Tianzhen nodded seriously, "I want to sit on the bed with him and read a book, and let him hug me."

"!!!" Wang Sanxiao gasped, glared at him, and choked out "Damn!" for a long time, feeling a bit stuck in his breath, the hard-grown cabbage was overwhelmed by Cheng Yaozhu, who had killed halfway through!How the hell did she take the initiative to be arched!

He closed his eyes, as if he had witnessed the human tragedy of the crispy and sweet tender yellow heart being swallowed clean by a pig.

His side was struggling with angina, but Kang Tianzhen's side felt much more comfortable. When he told the secret he was holding in his heart, he felt relieved all over his body. Laughing, you peel it quickly, it’s almost not enough to eat.”

Seeing his heartless and cowardly appearance, Wang Sanxiao became angry, grabbed all the pistachios on the table, and stuffed them into his mouth.

"...Fuck!"

Wang San smiled and chewed on pistachios, and said vaguely, "You say you are gay, I think it is probably an illusion."

"What illusion?"

"You are dependent on Song Wenyuan, a bit like an Oedipus complex," Wang Sanxiao said solemnly, "You grew up in an environment where the yang flourished and the yin waned, and you lacked maternal love. Song Wenyuan exudes a maternal aura, just like a duckling that has just hatched and sees its mother duck, this is called the duckling effect."

Kang Tianzhen looked at him in shock, "..."

After Wang Sanxiao finished speaking, he nodded narcissistically, and asked him, "Is my language very sharp and straight to the heart?"

"It's too sharp," Kang Tianzhen thought for a while, "Should this be called a fledgling plot?"

Wang Sanxiao waved his hand, "That's not the point."

"But the point is..." Kang Tianzhen looked at him like an idiot, "How can you tell that Song Wenyuan exudes a maternal aura?"

"No matter what aura he exudes," Wang San said with a smile, "you can't be gay."

"Why do you say that?"

Wang San smiled and stroked his hair, and gave him a charming look, "Just because you have been facing your uncle for so many years, it looks like you have been scalded with negative ions, there is no reason to play with Song Wenyuan for two days. bent."

Kang Tianzhen thought about it, and suddenly felt that what he said made sense!But there was still a little hesitation, "But haven't you heard, I'm not gay, I just happen to love the same sex."

"That's a novel," Wang San smiled and licked his lips, "Let's put it this way, you feel like you've become gay, have you ever thought that gays not only need to be hugged on the bed, but also rolled around? of."

"Of course I thought about it!" Kang Tianzhen was depressed, "Do you think I'm a kid who has never seen the world? How could I not know that my parents are gay?"

"Knowing is one thing, can you accept it?" Wang San smirked, "Do you know what you have to face when you have sex with Song Wenyuan? He will not only hug you, kiss you, but also fuck you."

Kang Tianzhen exploded instantly, "Why should I be fucked by him?"

"Fuck him if you have the ability."

Kang Tianzhen imagined Song Wenyuan's panting and winking eyes under him, and suddenly he felt bad, and stammered, "I... we can also rub each other, each other's babies... each other's babies... "

"Young man, why are you so sweet?"

The two were talking, when the man exuding a maternal halo came back from the bathroom, saw Wang Sanxiao was there, and greeted him with a smile, turned his head, and found that Kang Tianzhen's face blushed again inexplicably.

He squeezed his cheek, "Why are you blushing?"

"It's hot," Kang Tianzhen took up the ice water and applied it to his face, using the glass to cover his eyes, he took a peek at the man three times, thinking wildly that this guy's dick isn't too big, and he doesn't look like one either. Very hungry, can't two people just hug and sleep?

Song Wenyuan found himself going to the bathroom, Kang Tianzhen's eyes didn't look right after he came out, he wondered a little embarrassingly if he would realize that he was actually going to jerk off?

Both of them had ghosts in their hearts, and the atmosphere became inexplicably awkward.

Fortunately, Hong Yang came over at the right time. He was wearing a vest and a shirt on his shoulders. He walked over and put his arms around Song Wenyuan's shoulders, "Let's go, Bi Ying said she was tired."

Kang Tianzhen looked at them with some disappointment, "Song Wenyuan, are you going with Hong Yang?"

"I'll take him by car," Hong Yang said with a smile, "Do you want to go together?"

"Okay, okay," Kang Tianzhen nodded quickly.

Wang San smiled and said coolly, "You left with them, what should I do?"

Only then did Kang Tianzhen remember that he was laughing with Wang San this time, and that he was driving his own car, his joy sank, and he sniffled, "Okay then."

On the way back, Wang Sanxiao sat in the co-pilot and played with his mobile phone, while chastising him, "Those two are childhood sweethearts, why are you following? Are you familiar with Hong Yang?"

"I know Song Wenyuan very well."

"I'm so familiar that I want to sleep with someone, right?"

"It's he who wants to sleep with me!" Kang Tianzhen loudly defended, "I just want to hug him, he is very comfortable, and I sleep very well every time I hug him."

Wang San laughed coldly, "Don't quibble, are you still a kid in kindergarten? Junior high school students can ooxx now, and you still play Plato? Does Song Wenyuan want to play with you? He doesn't have a disability."

Kang Tianzhen went crazy, "You have a disability..."

"Shut up and don't talk, drive your car seriously!"

Kang Tianzhen didn't finish a sentence, his throat was blocked by him, it was like swallowing three boiled eggs without drinking water, choking and staring, just about to speak, the phone rang suddenly.

Wang Sanxiao took out the phone from his pocket, glanced at it, "You adulterer."

"Fuck your mother," Kang Tianzhen cursed, and plugged in the earphones, "Hey, Song Wenyuan, what's wrong?"

Song Wenyuan's voice was very hoarse, "Naively, is Wang Sanxiao by your side? Hong Yang and I were attacked in the underground parking lot..."

"What?" Kang Tianzhen shouted.

Wang Sanxiao suddenly became serious, "What's wrong?"

Kang Tianzhen braked calmly, parked the car on the side of the road, and said loudly into the phone, "Are you injured? Song Wenyuan, tell me, are you injured?"

"I'm fine, don't worry."

Gentle laughter came from the phone, but Kang Tianzhen sensed a trace of weakness that he tried to hide, and his heart ached, "Did you call the police? How did you get hurt? Did you call 120? Song Wenyuan, hold on, Wang Sanxiao and I will go over immediately."

Listening to the other party's barrage of questions, Song Wenyuan nestled next to a car, looked at the unconscious Hong Yang, chuckled, and closed his eyes in relief and exhaustion.