Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

Li Qiao is rude and obnoxious, but I still bow down for his high salary. After all, people don't have to struggle with money. A full-time driver of a big star is much better than driving a black car around the street all day long.

Facts have proved that this occupation is indeed quite idle.Whenever Li Qiao attends a commercial event, most of the organizers will send a special car to pick him up, so basically I don't have much work; and when encountering those who are not doing well, then Li Qiao just shows up in a hurry and asks someone to take a photo. I will wait for them You don't even need to go to the parking lot, just drive around in the downtown area by yourself, like a fish with no direction.

During the period, I also had a private trip on the basis of Gongji - driving to pick up Fan Xiaoli who had finished recording the show.

Six or six geese fly together eight or nine times in a row, a mountain of men is Liang Shanbo, but three women can support a drama.Especially pretty women.At one moment the sisters are very affectionate, at another moment it is life and death, fighting for beauty, fighting for ruthlessness, fighting for scheming, fighting for everything, and if you don't pay attention, you will lose your bones.I was afraid that those girls with background and background would bully Fan Xiaoli, so I specially polished the Rolls-Royce and then went to pick her up once.According to Fan Xiaoli's report afterwards, this trick was so effective that the girls who recorded the show together were all dumbfounded, and immediately pretended to hit it off with her.

When Fan Xiaoli said this, his brows and eyes were a little sullen, so I stretched out my hand and grabbed her face, forced her face into a smiling flower, and told her that since she decided to go on TV, she should be more cheerful, and she will be happy all day long. Hanging a face, which audience loves to watch.

More often, my task was to drive him to pick up girls in that new Rolls Royce.Li Qiao's two female assistants, one always insists on saying too much will always make mistakes, and the other is completely opposite, she is extremely talented and knowledgeable in gossip.According to the gossip-loving loli, Li Qiao looked 27, and her age on Baidu Encyclopedia was 32, but she was actually neither.The most suitable age for marriage, the older votes of actresses want to die for him, there is a female singer who became popular in the talent show, but she was forced to marry and turned into an enemy, so she often found someone to write articles to slander him.

I found that the private residences of certain actresses were equivalent to the ancient Qinlou Chuguan. Li Qiao didn't go there much, but he also visited a lot.I feel deeply about this, logically speaking, I am full of warmth and lust, I am busy with life every day, and often I am not even interested in playing handguns, but Li Qiao has been on a diet these days, and I still have the energy to visit his rumored girlfriends one by one.

Every time he only prostitutes but not sleeps, and leaves after having fun. I feel that such a living person is too shameful, but God is sorry, I also long to be a shameful person.

In the past month, Li Qiao's frequent meetings are with female friends or friends with sex. I don't know for a while. I only know that there are popular actresses in the circle and newcomers who have just made their mark.Naturally, they are all beauties, but as far as appearances are concerned, beauty is beauty, and not many have heart.

What is heart spirit, I can't say clearly, but it must not be focused on wearing hairpin flowers every day, and living by relying on others.

This time, Li Qiao met with friends for too long. After two consecutive meal times, I was so hungry that I went into a nearby convenience store and bought two meat buns and a bottle of mineral water, just like a migrant worker. Squat on the ground to eat.

Just after taking a bite, Li Qiao came down from the apartment building.He didn't ask me to pick him up, he just walked over and kicked my shoulder with a flying kick—I squatted so numb and unprepared, I fell down when I was kicked by him, rolled on the ground and got up, just The meat bun that I took a bite of was also stained with ashes.

This person is born with a bad temper, he can kick but not move, he can move without talking, and the good-tempered Kira has nothing to do about it, he just tells me to stay the same and let him get angry, I will blow the hills with the breeze .

After getting in the car, Li Qiao seemed to be blind to my behavior of migrant workers just now, and asked me with a cold face: "Your monthly salary is [-], which is no less than that of white-collar workers in an office building. Where did you spend the money?"

There is also a meat bag in his pocket, this man is on a diet, anyone who eats in front of him will look for pieces.I honestly replied: "I want to save money for a down payment."

He snorted noncommittally: "Plan to buy a house and get married?"

"Buy a bird, it would be nice to change to a bigger one. The main reason is that my dad can't live on the ground floor, it's too cold and too wet, and his arthritis can't stand it."

For the first time, the big star had a lot of fun talking today: "Then how much have you saved now?"

"I originally saved a little, but something happened at home in the past two months, and I spent it all at once." That is, the matter of being sick, I don't want to mention it, so I looked at Li Qiao sideways and smiled, " It's okay, let's start all over again. I don't believe it anymore, in my father's lifetime, I, Yuan Luobing, can't even save a down payment—hey, crab noodle soup dumplings! Lord, wait for me, I'll come back when I buy it. "

Crab noodle soup dumplings are a rare thing in the north. The old man went to Suzhou to eat it once when he was young, and he has never forgotten it since then.He was nagging again these days, and happened to pass by a shop with a big sign, I didn't wait for Li Qiao's consent, so I parked the car aside, got out and ran over.

30 yuan a cage, I bought three cages in one go, the old stuff can be eaten.

"You're filial." Li Qiao wasn't angry, and he didn't say he was okay with it, anyway, he knew I didn't buy it for himself.

"Blind dick is filial!" I shook my head and said, "I wish the old thing would die early, the dung beetle would be fresh, and the dung beetle would have to be boiled to eat!"

Li Qiao frowned, showing a look of impatience like a blade——I suddenly remembered what Yujie said to me two days ago, saying that my speech is too vulgar, and she doesn't like to listen to it, let alone big stars. listened.

I was afraid of losing this job, so I quickly raised my hand and gave myself a small mouthful, and smiled: "I'm sorry, my mouth is broken, I must pay attention in the future."

Finally put the saber back into its sheath, Li Qiao closed her eyes, tiredness appeared on her face, and said "Mmm".

The sky outside is also dull.

Cars come and go on the street, traffic jams for a while, and many merchants who know how to do business have already lit up their lights at this time. Looking along the way, the fiery trees and silver flowers are very beautiful, but they are all other people's gold-selling caves.

After being speechless for a while, Li Qiao suddenly said, "Turn right at the intersection ahead, I'm going somewhere."

"Grandpa, didn't you say it earlier, my dad is still waiting for me to go home for dinner." I didn't really want to go, so I tried to struggle, the soup dumpling would not taste good if it was too cold.

"I won't die of hunger if I go back an hour late." Li Qiao extinguished the flames of my struggle in a cold voice without glancing at me.

Thinking of what is coming out, the master has spoken, so there is no room for bargaining.

The place I drove him to was an art center that seemed to have just been completed. It has not yet been operated and named, but the appearance is already very majestic.The design of the whole building is quite thoughtful, with a large area of ​​the roof interlaced with glass and a new type of translucent material, equipped with electric ceiling curtains.It can be imagined that if the sky is fine, the sun will seep in a little bit, like casting a cloud shadow on the wave heart, which is very dreamy.

It sounds like this place was invested and built by Li Qiao.I sneaked away while he was talking about serious things with the people in the art center.

The scale of the art center is not small. There are not only a large theater that can accommodate thousands of spectators, but also some small stages suitable for staged dramas.

Follow the icon instructions, go up the stairs, and follow the direction that guides the Grand Theater.

The moment I opened the door, the smell of floor glue and new paint hit my nostrils, and I was a little startled. The last time I saw such a wide and beautiful stage was the qualifiers of the Youth Dance Competition, almost eight years ago.

A few incandescent lamps with low color temperature were lit on the stage for the decorators, which also illuminated my field of vision.

I stepped on the plastic floor of the stage, but I deliberately slowed down my pace, as if I wanted to make the soles of my feet rub against it for a longer period of time.Then I went to the center of the stage, facing the 1000-person audience seats.

There was a sudden thumping noise in my heart, so I had to press it hard, because the thing inside died and revived, and it might burst through my chest at any time.

I suddenly felt that the audience was already full of people.

Old and young, men and women, they all came to see me dance.

In an instant, tears scalded his eyes, and thousands of words were choked in his throat.

I'm back here again.my stage.

Raise your right hand, put your fingers behind your ears, and face the audience with your palms, as if listening intently.

This action is very sensational and silly, but I just heard it. The audience applauded and called my name again and again.

With tears in my eyes, I grinned again: "I am Yuan Luobing, thank you for coming here for me."

It was too quiet and too spacious, and the lonely voice sounded soul-stirring at the moment.I bowed deeply to the empty stage, and straightened my waist again, "Next, I will bring you a solo dance, practicing Berber."

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