Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

In the end, Fan Xiaoli decided to participate in that talent show. There are fixed celebrity mentors and different male god guests in each episode. There are big names gathered, full of gimmicks, and it is inevitable that it will become popular before it is broadcast.

It was not easy for Fan Xiaoli to get this opportunity. There were several rounds of preliminary examinations and re-examinations until he met the director for the final decision. Anyway, there are several dozen.This bloody scene of winning in danger greatly inflated her self-esteem. If Fan Xiaoli had an attitude of whether to go or not at the beginning, now she has to go.

I drove her to the TV station to have a final "chat" with the director, wandered outside for a while, and parked the car outside the TV station when the time was almost up, waiting.

After a while, the chief director of the program group personally sent her out. I heard from Fan Xiaoli that the director's surname is Qu, he has rich experience and is over [-] years old. There are a pair of black-rimmed eyes on the nose, which is a bit intellectual.

This is a person who has been treated favorably by the years, unlike my father, who is clearly in his fifties, but looks like he is 70 years old.

The director surnamed Qu was talking to Fan Xiaoli, so it was inconvenient for me to go there, so I sat in the car and waited quietly.I noticed that when the two of them were talking, the director put his hand on Fan Xiaoli's waist, as if it was firmly stuck, and he never took it off.He is still generous, chatting and laughing happily, but in my opinion, this gesture of putting his waist forward conveys a very dangerous signal—they are both men, and they can understand each other's differences when they weigh each other. I often talk about "throwing rice, throwing water, and preserving righteousness", but what I think in my heart is "six postures, nine postures, and thirty postures".

Most elementary school dancers have a problem. They are also used to holding up their kung fu racks on weekdays. Every movement they make seems deliberate, like scratching their heads.At this moment, Fan Xiaoli smiled with a look of ignorance in the world, and his twisted waist seemed more like a tacit consent.

I couldn't resist getting out of the car and walking towards them. Fan Xiaoli was the first to see me and waved me joyously to get closer.

Facing the director, Fan Xiaoli introduced me as her boyfriend. I laughed like a dog and said, "Please take care of my Xiaoli, the director."

"Xiao Yuan, for the effect of the show, Xiaoli may be asked to cooperate in the performance. Don't take it to heart when you see it." Director Qu is more temperamental than he looks from a distance. Incredible.He praised Fan Xiaoli's spirituality and comprehension, and my heart was slightly relieved.

Fan Xiaoli followed me back to the car. Before he could fasten the seat belt, he clasped his hands together in a begging gesture: "Please, please, don't tell Teacher Xuejing."

Then she took out an envelope and stuffed it into my hand, saying that this is the compensation she can get for recording a program. If the response from all parties is good after the broadcast, the salary will increase.

I opened the envelope and looked at it, 800 yuan.

"Which... are you from?"

Fan Xiaoli blinked pitifully: "I can earn money now, you can buy some delicious food for my uncle. I have long wanted to be filial to him. My uncle treats me better than my own father. You are my own brother." .”

Money works wonders.It can both soothe people's hearts and stop people's mouths.The 800 yuan is of course not for buying me, but more for her own peace of mind.Fan Xiaoli's little trick can't fool me, I'm afraid she can't fool herself either.

Like me, she couldn't bear the disappointed look in my old lady's eyes.

Fan Xiaoli's childhood was fortunate and unfortunate, her father couldn't get off the mahjong table for a moment, and her mother dressed up in fancy clothes and went out to fool around every day.Fan Xiaoli's presence at home is thin, like a seed blown by a gust of wind. Fertility depends on luck. Love will not last long. If she hadn't been taken in by the old lady to learn to dance, she might have turned into something bad. When she was 14 years old, she got chondroma, and her parents still ignored her, and her mother took her around to seek medical treatment. It is said that the Fan family still refuses to pay back the medical expenses paid for her surgery.

The old lady Pi has been addicted to dancing all her life, and she has no complaints or regrets when she never has a son or daughter, but she has the utmost heart for every good dancing seedling.

I'm not at all worried that my old lady Pi will find out about it herself.She calls herself an artist, and lives like a little dragon girl in an ancient tomb. She doesn't surf the Internet, watch TV, and doesn't pay attention to entertainment idols.It's good that the fire can't be wrapped in paper, but if the fire burns to the old lady's skin, I'm afraid Fan Xiaoli has already become popular all over the country.

But I am worried about Fan Xiaoli.

"I can't stop you if you want to go, just say, keep the bottom line of a dancer, okay?" I can't lightly say that the entertainment industry is a big dye tank, but who can say otherwise.

"Okay." Fan Xiaoli must have understood what I said, the expression on his pretty face was brilliant, and he answered me with a voice as soft as a dove.After another long period of silence, she started laughing, as if comforting herself, and said, "The director told me that the male god guest in one episode of the show is your favorite Gu Yao, and it is said that if you tune in The rate is good, and this show will be made into a big variety show movie in the future, and I still have a chance to appear on the big screen."

Gu Yao's name made my heart twist slightly, and I stopped talking.

"By the way, Brother Bing, I haven't asked you all this time, why don't you sell roasted pork rice?"

"One moment bird flu and one moment foot-and-mouth disease. It's not easy to depend on the weather, but it's easier to drive." I didn't tell her that I saw my old lady Pi that day, and saw her standing between the setting sun and me, looking at me so sadly.

"Living is so tiring." Fan Xiaoli sat next to me, put his head on my shoulder, and asked, "How do you say this in Cantonese?"

I thought about it carefully and said to her:

It's a shame to be a human being.

After sending Fan Xiaoli home, I continued to drive around in the black car, waiting for the next passenger.Unexpectedly, no one came, but received a call from an unfamiliar number.

The voice on the other end of the phone was very calm and pleasant, and the first sentence he spoke was: "Hello, I am Li Qiao's assistant."

This man called himself Ji Liang and was Li Qiao's first assistant. He gave me the address of a mansion with a lot of money and told me that Li Qiao wanted to see me.

Seeing that I was hesitant, the other party said, you have nothing to lose in this meeting, and I hope you will seriously consider it.

I seriously thought about it as he said, and felt that I really had nothing to lose, so let's go.

Li Qiao's mansion is located in the central business district, surrounded by real green cypresses, quiet in the midst of hustle and bustle.I was a little stage frightened, so I drove around a few times until Ji Liang appeared at the main entrance of the villa area, and I recognized him at a glance.

He also seemed to recognize me at a glance, waved to me, and when I stopped, he took the initiative to get into the car.

Listening to the sound and knowing the music, Jiliang really lived up to my expectations, with a mellow voice and a more refined person. He is about forty years old, dressed decently but not exaggerated, and there is a faint dimple at the corner of his mouth when he smiles.He is not like the celebrity assistant in my impression, he is neither philistine nor arrogant, but rather a humble and polite gentleman.

After chatting with him, I found out that he is a Chinese with Japanese nationality. Because he has been working as Li Qiao's assistant in China for these years, I don't know whether he left his hometown or returned to his hometown.

Kira doesn't take the initiative to find topics, but he is the best listener. He will smile when he listens to my nonsense, and insert a few sentences from time to time.After parking the car and stepping into the summer resort-like villa, I became more apprehensive and couldn't help but ask him, "Why does Li Qiao want to see me?"

Kira asked me back, "You're good at dancing, aren't you?"

I nodded: "But he doesn't believe me, how would you know?"

The smile on Kira's face was complicated and unpredictable, and he avoided answering.

In Li Qiao's villa, I waited for about 10 minutes, but there was no sign of him.Ji Liang seemed to be worried that I was impatient, and explained to me: "If there is no job, Li Qiao will exercise at this time of the day every day. He likes to swim naked and doesn't like his skin being too white. It just kills two birds with one stone."

"It's okay, as a driver, waiting for people is commonplace."

When Li Qiao appeared, an adult-sized Alaskan dog slipped out from nowhere. Seeing that I was not afraid of it, it was not a bully at all, and lay lazily by my feet.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, the big star finally showed up.

Probably just came out of the water, Li Qiao was half-wet and not dry, with no clothes on her upper body, only a white bath towel wrapped her lower body.I didn’t realize it on TV before, but here I found out that this person is quite strong, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, a T-shaped figure, full chest muscles, and three left and four right abdominal muscles. Seeing it made me feel disgusted, and I couldn't help swallowing.

Not looking at me for a long time, Li Qiao snapped his fingers at the big dog, and the dog got up obediently, and slumped past.

After he sat down on the sofa, there were two more women in the room, one Lolita-type and one Yujie-type, both with beautiful faces that could straighten crooked men.They looked like Li Qiao's female assistants. Luoli held a towel in her hand, and sister Yu held a tray with a glass of green vegetable juice and a pot of boiled broccoli and chicken breast on it. layer of salt grains.

Li Qiao took the towel, wiped her face, pointed to the cup of emerald green liquid, and asked, "What is this?"

Sister Yu's face was tense, and she answered him, "Celery and aloe vera juice."

Li Qiao frowned obviously: "I'm not a monk, why do I eat these?"

Ji Liang reminded him: "The new film will start in two months, and you have to lose at least fifteen kilograms in these two months."

"Okay, okay, read the lines, brush your face, just such a useless character." Li Qiao picked up the glass of celery juice with a look of disgust, and took a big gulp like drinking traditional Chinese medicine, and immediately felt heavy Putting down the cup, rolled his eyes, and motioned for Sister Yu to take away all these hard-to-swallow things.It can be seen that his mood is quite weak at the moment, and I can't help laughing: So the star is not a god who can't eat or be hungry.

Ji Liang smiled: "Director Chen said that this role belongs to you."

"I clearly want Gu Yao's character." Li Qiao sighed, laying on the sofa on her back, closing her eyes.

I have to say that his sitting posture with his bare upper body and legs crossed is a great test for me, no less than a nude woman skilled in seduction teasing minors.The skin on the inside of Li Qiao's thighs was extremely white and thin, as if a white fox's lining had leaked out.I pretended to be looking at the big dog lying at his feet, but in fact I always wanted to see through his towel and glimpse the scenery inside.

Just as my heart was shaking, Li Qiao suddenly opened his eyes and stared at me.There was a surprised expression on his face, as if he realized that there was a big living person in the room at this time.

I grinned at him, waved and said hi.

Li Qiao frowned slightly, seemed to ponder for a while, then her eyes dimmed, "Oh, it's you."

Then he walked towards me, a half-naked man taller than me, with an inexplicable sense of oppression.

Still looking down on all sentient beings without raising his eyelids, he suddenly pinched my chin, forcibly turned my head to the left, and then to the right, as if picking an animal, and looked at the left cheek and the right cheek after squatting. I don't know what to look at.

At last the inspection was over, Li Qiao stopped looking at me, turned to tell Ji Liang: "Take him to the physical examination."

"Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean?" Seeing that the man turned to leave, I stretched out my hand and grabbed his towel in desperation——

Unexpectedly, the bath towel was not wrapped tightly, and it would fall off with a tug.

The big dog got up with a huff, his eyes were piercing, and he sat upright.

Luoli let out a small scream, and Yujie's ice-beautiful face, which had never changed for thousands of years, also made waves.I swear I really didn't mean to.Even if Ji Liang said just now that Li Qiao has the habit of swimming naked, I didn't... on purpose.

The buttocks were beautiful, the thighs were slender and strong, and the buttocks muscles were tight and warped.He turned his back to me now, which made me feel a little sorry, the positions of Lolita and Sister Yu are much better.

Li Qiao's back muscles showed a stiff posture for a moment, but he still pretended to be calm and covered his lower body with one hand, and turned his face to one side - I guess he must have given the two women a hard look, because they were all exerting themselves Suppressing a smile, she hurriedly turned her face away.

"You... come and drive for me."

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