Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

When I first went to Spain, communication was really a big problem.I can't understand Spanish at all, and English is only the point I learned in high school, and I almost gave it back to the English teacher back then. The Spanish accent, which likes long sounds and short hair, is too much for people to bear.The nine-month language school is a must, but fortunately there is a Taiwanese girl named Zheng Yuanxi in the same class. Although the girl is young and beautiful, she has learned enough history, and she will never be able to tell whether she is a descendant of Zheng He or Zheng Chenggong.

When we meet relatives from the motherland in a foreign land, of course we hit it off right away, and after a few words, we become more speculative.She bitterly complained to me, saying that the mainland is good, it is convenient to catch stars in the mainland, and Taiwanese artists are also flocking to the mainland, so that there are handsome men and beautiful women everywhere.I asked her who she wanted to chase after?She first named a married Taiwanese male singer who had been developing in the mainland for the past two years, and then she mentioned another name.

Li Qiao.

The reason for emphasizing that the male singer is married is to show that Ms. Zheng poured all her girlish feelings into the unmarried Li Qiao. Not only is he handsome like no other in a million, but he also has good looks and acting skills...

The evaluation of "has acting skills" is a bit of a stretch.Nine out of ten people like fans will make the mistake of not being clear about people, but I don't want to expose her, just keep smiling and listen patiently, with a beautiful heart: people are mine now, it's useless if you miss her any more.

Ms. Zheng not only talked to me in her Mandarin, which is full of idol drama, but also acted as my teacher and translator, which greatly eased the inconvenience of being in a foreign land.By the way, I also got acquainted with Sergio, an Argentine guy who was very close to her.Most of the young people dancing in the class are beautiful and smooth, but the 20-year-old Sergio is recognized as the number one male and female. He is of mixed Italian, Arabic, Spanish and Portuguese descent. His facial proportions are perfect to the point of fantasy, with black hair and straight Nose, sensual lip shape, especially a pair of thieves eyes, as if they can steal your heart just by looking at you.Sergio is full of interest in the 5000-year-old culture of my vast country. He wants to learn Chinese, and I want to learn Spanish. Under the lead of Ms. Zheng, the two of us quickly hooked up like wolves and embarrassment, and rented together. Live together, not adultery.

There is also the possibility of being an adulterer. Sergio is crooked. Besides, South Americans are naturally enthusiastic. We didn’t know each other for long. He bluntly said that he wanted to sleep with me. Turn out the fancy posture, and also include my breakfast for a week.

I refused without hesitation, fearing that this person would pester me endlessly if I gave him a chance, so I simply used myself as a straight man as an excuse to cut off his unreasonable thoughts from the source.

During the first few days when I went to Spain, Li Qiao completely ignored me, and only asked Sister Lin to ask me for my address in Barcelona. Not long after, I received a credit card. The main card was issued in Sister Lin’s name, and the supplementary card was to me.

In fact, I can't spend it.

Although thanks to Wilton's recommendation, the dance academy exempted me from a huge tuition fee of RMB 10 a year, but the living expenses are not a small amount to take root in Barcelona for three years.So before going out, I asked old K to sell my house and Lao Yuan's house. Old K was very righteous, so he said sell it to me. If you come back from your studies and have a future, you can buy it back.No worries, nothing to worry about, and considering that old K is a businessman, it is convenient to buy my small broken house on the ground floor and go back home, so it is convenient to pile up goods.So I think it's a good idea.

Unexpectedly, not long after I received the credit card, the old K remitted me another sum of money, which was really a large sum.He said, well, if you want to learn from Lei Feng, you don't give me a chance. There is a woman surnamed Lin, who is still beautiful. I don't know how to find me, and she must pay a high price to buy your house.

You don't even need to think about it to know it's Sister Lin.I calculated the time difference to find Li Qiao, it was rare for Li Qiao not to drop my phone, and slowly said on the other end, that dilapidated house is not worth a dime, but it carries the most indelible memory in your life, except for me, Who do you want to leave such a precious thing to?

Hearing the sound of Li Qiao opening the can, I guessed that he must have taken a sip of beer, and a pair of wet thin lips and the ups and downs of his Adam's apple when he swallowed had already appeared in front of his eyes. I was so ecstatic that I heard him say again, don't think that you can pay off what you owe me, your ass is my territory, you are under strict control, and you have to pay me back with interest when you come back.

Sometimes we contact online, sometimes by phone, but basically I find him.Li Qiao stipulates that I have to report to him my itinerary for the day, which is nothing more than learning dance, practicing dance, eating, drinking and sleeping. Occasionally I go to the theater to watch performances. Follow Sergio to perform on the street and earn a little living expenses.Anyway, you have to talk about everything, big or small, and it’s not good if you don’t talk less.Li Qiao always listened without interjecting, and rarely said "um", just like a teacher marking the word "read" in a student's notebook.

One day, I watched a wonderful dance performance with Sergio. After being shocked, emotional and excited, I drank again. Ms. Zheng went back one step earlier, and we were left half drunk and dancing in the street.At this time, there is no homeless man holding an accordion. We hum, dance, and move forward. Sometimes we have to stop suddenly for a pond in front of us, but when we look closely, we find that it is just a bright reflection on the ground. moonlight.

When I returned to the rented place, I suddenly missed my grandfather and became mad for some reason. I searched for him online but couldn’t find him, so I called him and told him that I missed him.

"Grandpa, I miss you."

"Speak with your tongue straightened."

Li Qiao's voice has no warmth, it's stiff and straight, but it's the most beautiful music I've ever heard, I repeat with my nose humming: "Master, I miss you."

"Drinking?"

"Drink it, you can't drink it, you can't sleep at night if you don't drink it, I keep thinking."

"Thinking about what?"

"Sometimes I miss Lao Yuan, sometimes I miss you. When I miss Lao Yuan, my eyes are wet, and when I miss you, my crotch is wet." I heard something similar in "Brokeback Mountain", and the drunkenness rushed to my head. I put my hand between my legs, touched the second child of the Yuan family, and continued to talk, "Master, let's have sex on the phone."

"What's the matter? I'm on the set right now." It's early morning here, and morning there, Li Qiao scolded me impatiently, and then hung up the line.

I couldn't be satisfied, I had little interest, and fell on my back to the big bed.As soon as his head landed on the pillow, he fell asleep as if he was dizzy.

I woke up late in the evening, sluggish and with a splitting headache.I got up from the bed, patted my cheeks with cold water in front of the sink, and started to wash.With the toothbrush in my mouth, I heard Sergio shouting my name, Yuan, someone is looking for you!

I guessed it was a colleague from the [-]-yen store, so I didn't need to be in a hurry, I rubbed my messy hair after waking up, and speeded up the movements of my hands.

Listening to Sergio lead the visiting guests into the dark corridor, I also heard him say happily in broken Chinese, Yuan is my lover, our common artistic dream brings us together, we dance here, we are here Make 'love... that's pretty much it, Sergio is less heartless and shameless than I am, and he especially likes to joke about it to my friends.

"Yuan, your friend."

Bringing the person to me, Sergio stepped to my side, hugged my shoulder affectionately, leaned his head over, and pecked at the corner of my mouth that was stained with toothpaste.

Seeing the appearance of this person clearly, I was overjoyed and then shocked.

I am very proud, my grandfather is not inferior even compared to the most beautiful boy in the dance academy, but I am also very panic, because my grandfather's face is gloomy, his eyes are like the light of a knife, as if a dark fire is burning to the climax and is about to explode .