Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

Taoists have never held a high regard for human beings, but they like to call themselves "worms", a kind of worm that slips away.Just like my current situation, no hair, no feathers, no scales, no armor. a guest.

"Sister, you are so beautiful! Sister, do you want to take a car?" A young woman in a woolen skirt walked past me, and I immediately smiled brightly and called out to her in a coquettish voice.

Most people would feel extremely unreliable when they said this, let alone a black car driver.But I won't.

I feel that God treats me biased everywhere, except for my appearance, which makes me handsome and innocent. I am a good person at first glance, and even better at second glance.

It shouldn't be difficult to solicit customers on a rainy day, but today it was really unlucky to turn over the stove. The young woman didn't look at me, covered her face with an umbrella, and left.I tried my best, and yelled in the car for a long time, until it was past the meal time for ordinary people, and I didn't wait for a passenger who planned to take my car to the west. I had no choice but to accept the reality of going back with an empty car. up.

Just as I was dejected and about to go home, a figure suddenly jumped into my field of vision. Before I could react, he opened the car door and got into my car dripping wet.

"Hey... buddy?" This person is black from head to toe, fully armed with a mask and hat, and the sunglasses are faintly transparent, and a pair of extremely beautiful eyes can be vaguely seen.

"Drive." The voice was nice, cold and sexy.Let me drive as soon as I get in the car, you should have seen it early, I am here waiting to pick up passengers.

"Where are you going?" I asked habitually, but before the words hit the ground, several girls in pink T-shirts appeared from where he came from. At first glance, there were only three or two, but in a blink of an eye, there were no fewer than 50 people. , screaming and rushing over, like locusts running over fertile fields.

"Drive first!" The passenger next to me urged and shouted, and I was also frightened by the situation, so I hurried to start the car.

There were still some chasing cars, but Chai Huo's slender legs couldn't outrun the four-wheel engine, and they all threw off after a while.

Sniffing his nose, the scent of this man's perfume filled his nostrils. It was strong but not choking. There was rarely such an elegant smell in this carriage. Most of the time, the smell belonged to the greasy breakfast of office workers. , or the smelly feet of a drunk.

"Hey, where are you going?" I sneaked a glance at his face, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt that this face looked familiar, but this person was so well hidden that I couldn't remember where I saw him.

He reported an address from the back of the mask. I know the place, the TV station.

"Wait, are you..."

I was sure that this guest was either an artist or a celebrity, and just as I was about to say a few words, his cell phone rang.

——Even something as small as arranging a special car can go wrong, so there is no need to apologize, just let him go.

——I didn't push her, she jumped up like crazy, and fell down by herself... ——Just mind your own business!The reporters can write whatever they want, and so what if they push it, she didn't die or get hurt, does she still expect to be married to me and become "Mrs. Li"?

... I was driving when he was on the phone, seemingly concentrating on it, but I couldn't help but glance to the side from the corner of my eye - a pedestrian suddenly came out of the way, I looked back in time, but almost stepped on the brake instead of the accelerator.

It's wrong to put this pair of tricks anywhere, if you don't put it on his face, it's like a bull chewing peony to disappoint the beauty, put it on his face... I'm driving, it will cause a big disaster.

This man lost his temper and put down the phone. Before he put the phone in his pocket, I hurriedly took out the business card in my pocket and handed it over—"Yuan Luobing..." I looked down at me. His business card, such a boring name was read softly by him, it was really pleasant to hear.

"If you want to use the car, you can call me at any time." I replied with a smile, no matter whether it is a star or a famous person, if you can't run away, you are a big customer.

The handsome guy didn't throw away my business card, he put it in his pocket along with his phone, then raised his eyes, and saw the photo of me and Gu Yao - this face looks frozen three feet away, but I have sharp eyes and can tell the difference between pennies and bahts A little bit——I could clearly see that his facial muscles shivered slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, before he asked, "Do you like Gu Yao?"

"Yes...ah, no, we know each other."

The handsome guy seemed to be interested in what I said, and he raised his voice and asked, "Do you know each other?"

"Yeah, he still asked me to make a movie, just the "Da Ming Long Song", just the little prostitute Chang Yue who stabbed the prince to death in the end. But I think the script is boring——"

The handsome guy interrupted me not very politely: "Chang Yue's character doesn't have many lines, but he is very entertaining. There are many scenes in the movie where he performs dances before others. I heard that when the director was casting the role, Bei Wu went to Bei Wu twice, twice. They all returned empty-handed, so until the day before the start-up, the candidate was still undecided... You said that Gu Yao looked for you, so you can dance?"

"Yes, not only can dance, I also won the No.17 Youth Dance Championship." I regretted it as soon as I said that. I did dream that I would shine on the final stage of the Youth Dance Competition Guangcai, accidentally took the false scene in the dream as real.But this master made it clear that the people in the circle, where is the ordinary small people who have limited knowledge and knowledge, believe in the rain when they hear the wind.

"The Youth Dance Competition has been held in the [-]th so far, but not a single real dancer has emerged, and many young actors from outside the [-]th line have emerged." The master turned his face slightly to me, as if glancing at me through his sunglasses, "Of course, there is also a black car driver."

Fortunately, the other party didn't want to delve into it. He just raised the corners of his mouth noncommittally, and then tilted his head back, trying to close his eyes and rest his mind.

I was afraid of losing my voice again, so I kept my mouth shut and concentrated on driving.

All the way to the downtown area, cars on the street are next to cars, umbrellas are crowded by umbrellas, like putting horses and cows in the world, and chickens in cages.Occasionally, I looked at the street from the car. In front of the towering boutique department store, a few girls under the umbrella smiled brightly.

At the red light, the Chevrolet parked on the commercial street, I turned around and saw a huge light box poster, the spokesperson of the top luxury brand in Asia, with Gu Yao's face printed on it.

He looked more mature and handsome than when I knew him. I looked at him from a distance of less than a few meters, but it was like looking at a handful of freshly covered snow on the top of a mountain. I sighed and looked away. Moving, next to Gu Yao is another luxury flagship store, and another handsome face comes into view.

On the poster of the light box, there is a name signed by Li Qiao.

I was shocked at first, then stunned, then dubious, and finally realized - I finally remembered where I saw this man next to me, isn't it right here!

Both Li Qiao and Gu Yao are frequent visitors to the entertainment news. They are classmates in the drama school. They became very popular after their debut. Gu Yao has better acting skills, and Li Qiao is more handsome. The "No. [-] niche student in the Mainland" also has countless fans.

However, there have been rumors on the Internet that their relationship is far from being as harmonious as it appears on the surface. In fact, "enemies cannot become sworn enemies, and friends cannot become best friends", which is very subtle.

Strictly speaking, Li Qiao is not my type. Compared with Gu Yao, who is gentle and friendly and has a good reputation, his beauty is too cold and alienated, and his negative news is overwhelming, and his vision for choosing scripts is extremely poor. Play some stupid movies that obey the market and flatter the audience.But I have to say that Gu Yao himself is not far from the one on TV, only slightly thinner and taller, but Li Qiao is far behind. A foreign product.

"You..." The palms of the hands holding the steering wheel were sweating. I just wanted to create a dirty joke to enliven the atmosphere, but I didn't expect the phone ringing to disturb people again.

This time it's me.Freed one hand to answer the phone, and heard a crackling call coming from inside.

Something happened to my dad.

hang up the phone.I was stunned for a while, and then I turned back to Hun'er and said to Li Qiao: "I'm sorry, I can't see you off, something happened at home. Why don't you get off here, it's not difficult to get a car here."

"The sum of your things in this year will not be more valuable than my one day's things." Li Qiao looked down at his watch, looking very impatient, and didn't take the "important things" I said seriously at all. .

"Master," I begged for mercy with a bitter face, "I really have something urgent to do, I won't charge you for this fare, just get off."

Who would have thought that this man would take out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his wallet, and slap them towards my face.The banknotes were scattered on the ground, and the corner of his mouth twitched sarcastically: "You have accepted it now, you can shut up and drive."

Pulling out the radish and bringing out the mud, no matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can’t hide the essence of scolding, the words in my throat are overwhelming, I try my best to hold back, and suddenly I turned the steering wheel violently—the car turned around and drove in the opposite direction .

"Where are you going?" Li Qiao was obviously dissatisfied, and shouted at me at a higher volume.

"I'm sorry, sir, since you don't want to get out of the car, please come and run with me."