Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

Grandpa thinks I'm not decent enough.

This time I am going to replace Kira, which means that I will be exposed to the media's cameras as a new assistant.I went out of my way to borrow the best shirts and ties and dressed myself like a fresh-faced best man.

In the end, Li Tianwang, who was dressed in a nondescript hip-hop outfit, thought I was not decent enough.

"Are you going to the village to welcome your relatives?" Li Qiao squinted and ordered me with disgust, "Take it off!"

"You're almost forty. If you love for one night, you'll have to rest for three days. It's not appropriate to act tender like this..." After the relationship was established, I became more courageous, and I dared to ridicule, contradict, and Challenging.

Kira laughed out loud behind us.

"If you don't take it off, don't take it off." Li Qiao seemed to want to show generosity, coughed lightly, got up and walked outside.But when he passed by me, his face was obviously downcast, and he threatened me in a low voice, clean you up on the bed.

When I'm afraid of him?Just let the birds come over.

Before going to Qinghai Lake with Li Qiao, I followed Ji Liang to visit my dad.The hardware and software of the hospital are second to none in China, especially in the ward for veteran cadres, where stars often come and go.I heard from Ji Liang that my dad was well taken care of here, and because Li Qiao arranged it personally, people who didn't know why thought he was the retired leader somewhere.

The doctor greeted me and said that my father suffered a slight brain contusion when he was admitted to the hospital. Now his physical condition has gradually improved, and his mental condition is also good. It is just because he had a stroke before, and he already had dementia caused by sequelae. This time the injury caused the old disease to recur. , is still receiving drug treatment.

My heart skipped a beat, and I hurriedly asked, what's the matter?

Seeing that I was in a hurry, the doctor reassured me that it was not serious, but the corners of my mouth were a little crooked, and I didn't remember anything.

I can no longer hear other people's words, and I just want to see my Lao Tzu quickly.Pushing the door open, one very young and beautiful nurse had just finished feeding my dad the medicine, and the other was cutting fruit and serving it on a plate. When they saw me coming in, they gave me a shy smile like a pear flower after rain, and got up to give up their seats.I sat in the hot place where a girl sat and looked at my dad. I stared at him for a long time. The hair was still white, the face was still dark, and there were no more or less creases between the eyebrows and the corners of the eyes, except that the corners of the mouth were really Crooked, the spirit head is not bad.

So what if the mouth is crooked, it looks like he is smiling at everyone, and he is handsome.

I took the fruit that the nurse had cut and put on a plate, and took it out with a small fork to feed my dad. The hand that had already been stretched out stopped suddenly, and I asked him: "Yuan Guochao, you can eat it only after you answer it. You can eat it first." Tell me, who am I?"

My dad glared at me angrily: "You're crazy, aren't you my son?!"

I let out a sigh of relief in my heart, fortunately, I am not stupid or stupid, and I still recognize me.

"What about Xiaoli? Who is Xiaoli?" I remembered that I hadn't contacted that girl for a long time, and I didn't know what was going on with her now.

"Isn't it the girl who lives next door to us and dances with your teacher. Are you stupid to think of your father?!"

"Not stupid, not stupid, who are you, who is as smart as you!" My dad was very angry, and it seemed that it was really no big deal.I just wanted to hand over the fruit on the fork, but after thinking about it, I felt uneasy, so I decided to try again, "Then tell me again, who are you?"

"Are you a bastard? I'm your old man!" My dad was annoyed by my obviously imbecile questions. He punched me several times in a row, tightening the creases all over his face, and licking his mouth. Even more crooked.

"Damn it! Yuan Guochao, you old bastard, you're just a coward. Don't be cowardly when someone outside bullies you."

My dad displayed Lao Tzu's score, but I was very happy in my heart.Then he finally withdrew his fist and snatched the fruit bowl from my hand. He doesn't like the kiwi fruit and nectarines in it, but he likes watermelon reluctantly, but he told me that he still wants to eat brine elbows the most.

I saw that his thoughts were clear, and I was happier. Thinking that I had to fly to Xining with Li Qiao at night, I reluctantly said goodbye to him. To be honest, we have been living together for so many years, and my legs have barely moved. After passing through old Beijing, even if he couldn't let go of him, he also knew that he couldn't let go of me.In other families, "the father gives birth, and the mother bows." In my family, Yuan Yuan is both a father and a mother. Even if there is still room for improvement, it is not easy.

I said, Yuan Guochao, I'm leaving first, I'm going on a long trip.You have to take care of yourself, we don’t have any shortage of food, but you are in a nursing home now, and you should listen to the doctor’s advice when you need to avoid food.

"Go early, good morning, you think you are not an eyesore!" My dad waved me out without looking up, "Hurry up and go home and pack your things, Spain is far away."

"Also, don't just look at the nurse's beauty and get excited, play hooligans—" I continued to exhort uneasy, and suddenly realized, when did I tell him that I was going to Spain? !

"Your teacher paid you to go abroad to learn dancing and you go. Is your father the kind of person who is greedy for others?! When we sell our house, I will return the money to your teacher. You are almost 22 years old. Can’t leave home now?! I’m going to fight with our unit! Is it not a work-related injury if I drink with my boss? ?! Just rest assured to learn from yours, dance yours..."

"What's the matter..." Red melon juice and transparent saliva dripped from the crooked corner of the mouth, and my dad didn't even notice it.I took a tissue and wiped it for him. I suddenly felt a sore nose. It took me a long time to hold back, "Aren't you... Aren't you the most shameless..."

"You think I don't know about your teacher coming to you? Although your father is not in good health, his mind is not confused. My job will be arranged in the factory. Even if it can't be arranged, I can rent a one-bedroom apartment anywhere. can always handle..."

"You still say that you are not confused? You are confused, you are so confused—" I stopped my voice abruptly, not daring to say any more, not daring to think anymore, for fear that I would cry pretentiously on such a good day.

He has been misplaced for many years now, but his temper has not changed. He didn't want to hear me say that he was confused, so he threw me out of the ward.

Probably because I didn't want to spoil our family happiness, I saw Li Qiao standing outside the door waiting for me.My mind was already blank, and I just told him in a daze that I didn't want to go anywhere.

"What's the trouble?" Li Qiao raised her hand as if she was going to slap me, I quickly closed my eyes and raised my two small arms to protect myself——but his palm didn't land on my head, and my whole body was covered by it. He pulled into his arms.

"Just hug you for 5 minutes." Li Qiao's lips were close to my ear, and her voice was gentle and distant, as if it came from the sky, "There are people coming and going in the hospital, and they will be seen after a long time."

I was hugged quietly by him for 5 minutes, and when he let go, I became obedient, my chest was filled with a fatal sense of happiness, and I couldn't help asking: "And then?"

Li Qiao narrowed her eyes slightly to look at me, and suddenly stretched out her hand to grab my head again—the turning point was so fast, I didn't expect it, and I didn't even have time to hide.Then he grabbed my tie and dragged me away like a dog reluctant to go out.

This is a summer when everything is howling. The flowers in the old Beijing city are blooming like crazy, and Qinghai Lake is not stopping.The white clouds in the sky slanted in one direction, making you feel that the blue sky is a steep slope.The beauty of Qinghai Lake lies in its tranquility, its indisputable beauty, its beauty lies in the fact that you think your expectations have been saturated, and it can show its fangs and surprise you.Unlike in Beijing, when you walk around Chaoyang District, there are many girls with fairy backs and ghosts in front, who will scare you when they turn around.The girls here are more beautiful when viewed from a distance, and the mountains here are continuous hills when viewed from a distance.

When the wind blows and the grass is low, we look at the cattle and sheep, and the cattle and sheep look at us.

Li Qiao found another hotel near the hotel arranged for him by the crew to accommodate my so-called "new assistant".After finishing work every day, he would let me go back to his hotel first, and then secretly set off from his hotel to come to me while the night was dark and windy, and no one else was prepared.Before I set off, I had fantasized about many glamorous scenes being staged in foreign lands, but in fact nothing happened. It was common for Li Qiao to film until two or three in the morning, and at six in the morning he had to go to the crew to put on makeup. To save time, I didn't take off the heavy wig at all, just hugged me and slept for just three or four hours.

I have to admit that I used to be prejudiced against the celebrity industry, especially the younger generation. I thought that among those people, only Gu Yao could be called an actor.I think they are donkey dung, superficially glamorous, and each of them looks glamorous in the open, but in fact they are all male thieves and female prostitutes.I also have a prejudice against Li Qiao. I always think that his acting skills are no wider than Gu Yao's. He looks too much like a foreigner.

There is no air-conditioning in the studio, and the female characters are okay. They are pasted with flower tints and painted with dimple yellow. Although the costumes are thicker than modern ones, they are not life-threatening.But male actors are miserable, they often wear dozens of pounds of armor, especially Li Qiao's character is a sick child who moves and coughs, and has to wear a sable cloak even in the dog days.A while ago, he didn't swallow those bitter gourds and celery in vain. After putting on makeup, his cheeks were slightly sunken and his lips were turning blue, and he was trapped by love all his life.

At first Li Qiao was also hot, she was sweating profusely when she was just sitting and waiting for the play, but after entering the play, she completely recovered.I also remember that when he first took over the script, he complained a lot, complaining that it was produced by the same film and television company, why Gu Yao could play the young Lu Xun, but he could only prostitute the ancients. A movie with martial arts and special effects supporting the scenes.

But once he puts himself into his work, into this role, this master is so meticulous that he is completely different from usual.

Once I lay on his lap and fell asleep without paying attention, but when I woke up and looked up, I found that Li Qiao was still motionless, sitting in a daze.

He didn't take off his makeup, his temples were white, his face was sick and haggard, his brows were slightly frowned, and his thin lips were slightly pursed.I heard him reciting the lines emotionally: Going far outside the Great Wall and entering the camp alone is "ten times and nine times never return"...you...you really...

After saying that, tears rolled down his cheeks.

I crouched down and didn't dare to move, lest I disturb this deeply affectionate general.

"The concubine dare not ask the general to send troops to rescue him in consideration of his old kindness... It's just that the general's hero is unmatched in the world. It is easy to take the head of the general from among thousands of troops. Now it is not difficult to go deep into the enemy to rescue a baby. "

"Going far outside the Great Wall and entering the camp alone, it's 'ten times and nine times you don't return'..." The snow outside the window was like goose feathers, and he couldn't help trembling all over his body, coughing lightly, with tears glistening in his gray eyes, "You ...you really..."

After the director yelled "Crack", the whole crew called "Perfect". Only Li Qiao hadn't played yet, his brows were tightly knit and his eyes were flushed. After 10 minutes of silence, I heard him say to the director that this is a bit Passed, another one.

If you see such a scene of life and death on the screen, you will definitely feel very sad and hypocritical, but seeing it with your own eyes on the spot, the emotion is beyond words.Li Qiao played really well.When he cried, I wanted to cry too, but I couldn't cry.The snow machine worked continuously for several hours, but the studio was over [-] degrees Celsius and it was terribly hot. The moisture in my body was completely evaporated, and I couldn't cry.

The filming went very smoothly that day, and the crew finished work early. The Tibetan extras in the crew completed a scene with several leading actors. They were happy, shouted, sang, and then jumped up.

The sky of Qinghai Lake is wider than that of Beijing, and the night seems to be torn down like a curtain.

Tibetans have a well-deserved reputation for being good at singing and dancing. Each of them dances vigorously and stretched, erratic and agile.I was tickled by their singing and dancing, and without waiting for Li Qiao's consent, I joined those young people in Tibetan robes and danced with them.I didn't skip their dances, but I learned them very quickly. After I learned them, I improvised and added some movements that I am good at.

The Tibetan youths formed a circle with me, but before they knew it, they changed their formation and began to rotate around me.After a while, several Tibetan girls who had been laughing at the side also joined us. They fluttered their long sleeves and sang in unison in Tibetan.

I have been with the crew for more than a week, but this is the happiest time since I entered Qinghai Lake.Where the camera is pointed at, Li Qiao is the absolute protagonist of the stars and the moon. I used to feel humble for myself at a certain moment, but outside the camera, there are young dancers and singing voices, and I finally believe that I am like a good gold Zai Rong is like a good jade in the rough, and I am not inferior to this master at all.

"Your new assistant dances well!" I enjoyed myself and listened to all directions, and I heard the assistant director not far away praise me.

During a few jumps and turns, Li Qiao and I looked at each other. After a short moment of licking and licking each other's dirty eyes, he smiled and said, not only is he good, he is the best.

Tibetans are equally hospitable. I was invited to drink with a young man. Li Qiao didn't bother to join in the fun, so I dragged him over with my cowardice.

With wine, meat, and stars, I sat on the floor with those Tibetan groups, and immediately became friends after toasting and drinking.

Li Qiao was not enthusiastic from the beginning to the end, but if he was not enthusiastic, he was not enthusiastic. He did not leave without any hesitation.

The sound of people outside became even quieter. A handsome young Tibetan held a bowl and toasted everyone. He opened his voice and sang in Tibetan.

"What is he singing?" Li Qiao asked.

Another young man explained the lyrics to us, saying, eat the most delicious meat, drink the strongest wine, and sleep with the most beloved girl.It's the best thing in the world.

At this time, I was trying to cut off a difficult piece of meat with a Tibetan knife, and Li Qiao was about to drink down the highland barley wine in the glass, so we glanced at each other in unison.

We were not that hungry and thirsty, and we could have lived a comfortable life with abstinence for ten days, but now we were suddenly very hungry and thirsty.The paparazzi were everywhere, and we didn't dare to take the sky as a cover to solve the "field battle" on the ground, so we had to endure the heat in our crotch and rushed all the way to the hotel.

We're going to do the best thing in the world.