Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

Later I heard from Skylar that Yang Yan came to the rehearsal room once.

Skylar said that Yang Yan is a hundred times more beautiful than the original actress, and her temperament is also a hundred times better. He said that she looks like a sweetheart when she is not smiling, and she is very lively and beautiful when she smiles-this is very convincing, because Skylar himself is also a Pretty chick, and never admits she's inferior.

I wasn't in the rehearsal room at the time, so I couldn't personally testify whether Yang Yan really turned all sentient beings upside down like the legend, but I admit that what Skylar said earlier made me feel like I was bitten by a snake, as if my seven orifices would bleed to death in the next second.Li Qiao is not in the country, and Ji Liang is not with me. I can't wait for Li Qiao to confirm to me personally, my heart is about to be scratched by this matter.

With the last sliver of luck, I went to ask Kira for confirmation.

Kira stared at me for a long time, sighed softly and said, yes.

"But... but Grandpa..."

I suddenly shut up.I have to say, I am a little annoyed by the sympathy and pity in Kira's eyes, although I am obviously fine.The matter has come to this point, I did not intend to cry, and I did not intend to hang myself, I tried my best to clean up the emotions on my face, and said goodbye to him with a smile.

Strange to say, I never felt tired during dance practice, and now I was walking down the street with a smile on my face, and suddenly my eyes went dark, and my legs were so weak that I couldn't move.

Beijing is full of people, people who travel here and there gather here, those who have money but no dreams, and those who have dreams but no money share a sandstorm.From time to time there are catkins falling, the willow trees on the street are swaying, and the willow leaves have already turned green.I lit a cigarette and squatted on the side of the road, and my eyes followed a pretty girl with a low collar, but she had big tits, half of her breasts were exposed, white and flamboyant.I puffed out the smoke and whistled at her obscenely, and she grabbed the bald and belly uncle beside me tightly, and gave me an affectionate look——

I amused myself.

I sat on the side of the road until dark.

Seeing the snaking of the drunk, the staggering of the children, the swaggering of the rich, and the exhaustion of those like me, I was thinking, why do people's eyes grow in the front?

Maybe it's a warning, a reminder: even if we are torn apart by life, we can only move forward.

Li Qiao has been very busy recently. The media turmoil a while ago affected the progress of his new movie. He took time to return to Beijing from the set, and dragged me out without saying a word.

That Alaskan dog was crouching on the back seat of the car—this was quite new, this dog had its own nanny, and Li Qiao didn't usually take it out.

I asked him, where are we going?

"Didn't you always want to see Gu Yao?" Li Qiao pushed me into the passenger seat and drove by herself, "I'll take you to meet him, he's always masturbating himself, you should meet him."

In fact, I didn't tell Li Qiao that the person I occasionally masturbate to is not Gu Yao.I think I have the advantage of being close to the water, facing this male beauty with long legs and upturned hips day and night, there is no reason to fantasize about others at this time.

I even tried to use the gift he gave me once.The Japanese are indeed geniuses in this regard. The thing moves alive and well, just like the real thing.I took that thing and compared it with my second child - I am not small at all, but when I put it with this behemoth, I suddenly looked skinny and skinny, the dick hair is not thick, the glans is not round and strong, and the horse eyes It's not juicy anymore.

I thought that such a big dick couldn't be swallowed, so I thought about those smoky eyes, and thought that the dildo in my hand was the real thing in my grandfather's crotch. Liuziliu touched himself for a while, feeling extremely refreshed.

But now Li Qiao is frowning, focusing on the road, not me.

I prefer not to say.I am not used to him.

The place where Gu Yao lives is not a villa area, but an independent skyscraper.

It was a young woman who opened the door for us. I couldn't see her face clearly, and I was frightened by her bald head.The woman seemed to be an old acquaintance with Li Qiao, and as soon as they met, she hugged him warmly and kissed him face to face, then she turned her attention to the dog in my hand, knelt down, waved at the big guy and said , Shining, long time no see.

The big dog immediately broke free from my restraint, and regardless of my many days of grooming and feeding, it stuck out its tongue and licked its face, and rushed towards the opponent.

Phew, beast!

I just found out that this dog was originally called "Shining". Li Qiao is not a pet lover. He has always called this Alaskan dog Alaska. Sometimes he finds it troublesome to call it "Togo", which is... Dog.

According to the woman, Shining was fostered by Li Qiao because her husband didn't like keeping dogs at home.

I was ushered in by a woman, put on my slippers, and waited to meet my idol.

"This is Gu Yao, you should have seen it long ago. This is Gu Yao's wife—" Li Qiao introduced me, and paused for a while before saying the woman's name, Yang Yan.

It was the bald-headed woman that his gaze was pointing at.

Of course I remember Yang Yan, I don’t remember her person, but I remember her name; of course I also remember Gu Yao, he hasn’t changed a bit from before, he is much darker than Li Qiao, but his outline is firmer , looking equally handsome.

None of them remember me.

It's no big deal, who knows who in the vast sea of ​​people.I reminded myself to be more cheerful, not to make excuses and put on airs.

Before Li Qiao could speak, I stood straight and introduced myself. My name is Yuan Luobing, and I am Li Ye's driver.

Both the hostess and hostess of this house showed slightly surprised expressions, as if they did not expect that Li Qiao would bring her driver to the door.But obviously they are all self-cultivated people, and they didn't just look down on me because of this. Yang Yan even took the initiative to lead me into the living room, which was flattering.

What Skylar said is true, Yang Yan is really good-looking, it is not easy for a man to control a bald head, let alone a woman.The bald head gave her beauty a Buddha-nature, so that no matter how wretched she was, she dared not think about the space between her legs.

And this beauty can cook.The dinner was very sumptuous, steamed mandarin fish, black pepper steak, tiger skin green pepper, dangshen chicken soup... four dishes, one soup, one dim sum, a mix of Chinese and Western styles, all from hands that seemed not to touch the spring water.

The beauty had friendly eyebrows, smiled at me and said, "Both of them don't have good food, and they are jealous of the new play, so you can eat more for them, and it's also a compliment to me."

I smiled back, bowed my head, and really appreciated it.

"I shaved my head for "Send Tang", why are you?"

"Blame me for being unlucky. When I went out with my friends, I was beaten for no reason." I smiled vigorously at Yang Yan—this is such a heroic hero, it is just like Hong Fu's to Li Jing.

"It's very unlucky-come on, eat more and make up for it."

No matter how much resentment she had towards the name, it dissipated in her tenderness of spring wind and rain.I suddenly felt that Li Qiao brought me here with ulterior motives - the most difficult thing to endure a beauty's favor, even gay guys.

"China's film awards, three points depend on acting skills, seven points depend on favors, even if you don't get it, there is nothing to regret." Gu Yao looked like he was comforting Li Qiao, but he couldn't leave the words "I have to hurt you" It means, "At least you won the most beautiful man voted on the Internet. You don't have to work hard like us, and you can eat with your face."

Li Qiaobing came to block him: "You can't fight hard, you can win awards by acting mentally ill, and you will try everything."

Gu Yao suddenly turned to look at me - he straightened his neck and tilted his face, his eyes were instantly blank, and the corners of his mouth were instantly stiff.

This mentally abnormal appearance startled me, and I instinctively made a move to dodge back.

Gu Yao suddenly smiled again, his lips were slightly thicker than Li Qiao's, and his white teeth were straightened in a smile.He pointed to the tip of my nose and said, hey, kid, you were tricked by me.

Li Qiao didn't treat herself as an outsider at this house. She went to the wine cabinet to choose the red wine she liked. Use your teeth to pull it out completely.

The red wine of foreigners is no better than our Laobaigan. It is similar to tasting tea. Mr. Yang Jiang, the mother-in-law of a great writer, once said, "A cup is the taste, just to distinguish the taste." After filling up the wine glass, raise your head and drink, reckless and vigorous, and drink it all in one gulp.

The overall atmosphere at the dinner table was quite harmonious, but the two masters pointed their needles at each other, throwing cold arrows at each other from time to time.In order to resolve this weird embarrassment, I took out the experience I had cherished for many years, and told Gu Yao that I had a relationship with him once, and I almost acted in "The Long Song of the Ming Dynasty" at his invitation.

"Oh, is that so?" Gu Yao smiled with all his teeth showing, and the curvature was just right. Judging from this stylized smile, he really didn't remember it.

I reacted quickly, and immediately smoothed things over with two nasty jokes, which made Yang Yan laugh out loud.

Gu Yao also laughed, but Li Qiao had kept a cold face since entering the door, kept silent, and poured himself another glass.

"You're too masculine, and you don't ask your friends for help if you have something to do. If I hadn't read the news, I wouldn't have known that so many things happened in "Send Tang." Yang Yan stroked her bald head , and said with a smile to Li Qiao, the news that you forced actresses to shave their heads was all over the place, so I decided to support you with my own body. Seeing that I made such a big sacrifice for you, the lead dancer of "Send Tang" is very I am none other than me, and no one can rob me.

I buried my face down and just ate but didn't speak.

"She didn't even say hello to me, and she shaved off her hair that she had kept for more than ten years." Gu Yao shook his head and sighed, obviously dissatisfied with this, but also seemed helpless—his daughter-in-law No one would be happy to become a nun overnight.

"I know, you are a major in the dance academy, and you are also the champion of the youth dance competition." Li Qiao hardly moved the tableware, and only filled up the wine glass in front of her one cup after another.

Hanging in the hall is a photo that takes up almost the entire wall.The girl in the photo is also a dancer. The dancer's figure adds to her alluring beauty. She wears a peacock blue dance skirt and her black hair cascades down like a waterfall.

I remember this dance. In the final of the youth dance competition that year, a fledgling girl danced "The Peacock Flies to the Southeast".

Next to this photo is an artistic photo-type glass shelf, which is full of awards and photos recording various honors. I took a cursory look: Graduated from the Spanish Royal Gisar Dance Academy, National Federation of Literary and Art Circles " Outstanding Young Artists", the "Five One Project" award of the Central Propaganda Department, photos with leaders when serving as a member of the Beijing CPPCC, and photos of overseas performances... The championship trophy of the Youth Dance Competition is placed in the center of the shelf.

If I said that until just now I had tried to save my life, now I am really ashamed.Because of the love of confidante and the reason of being full of honor, Yang Yan is the best candidate.

If you are sitting on pins and needles, you have to greet each other with a smile, and you will be liberated after a meal.Li Qiao was half drunk, so I drove the car on the way back.He rested with his eyes closed and remained silent all the way, while I was in charge of shouting in surprise after a long period of silence, Gu Yao is so handsome, and his wife is so beautiful.

After sending my grandfather and his dog back, I was extremely depressed and planned to go home, but unexpectedly, this grandfather stopped me.

"What do you want?" Li Qiao's eyes were a little red, and his breath was slightly alcoholic. He grabbed my wrist, paused for a few minutes, and continued, if you have any objections to this casting, you can also Please let me know.

These words are obviously overdone. As a driver, do I have any objections?If he is determined to give me that copy of "Taiping", he doesn't need to take me to see Gu Yao. I weighed my weight in my heart, and then smiled and said, Lord, what you promised last time It hasn't materialized yet.

This was actually half a joke, but Li Qiao didn't expect Li Qiao to take it seriously.He suddenly threw me out—before I could react, I was pressed face down on the table by the man behind me.

He was going to execute me on the spot.