Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

The police came to mediate, but I kept my mouth shut. The three grandsons already had identities, and after paying for the smashed things, the matter was over.

The result of the examination was a mild concussion, not too serious.The doctor shaved off some of the hair on the back of my head in order to stitch the wound. I took two mirrors one after the other and looked at it. No, it was not beautiful, just like a dog with psoriasis.So I simply did it myself and shaved off all my hair.

I sent a message to Kira to ask for leave, explained the situation in a light-hearted manner, and then I slept at home with my head covered.

I showed up in the rehearsal room a few days later, literally, the air was frozen, the girls were all dumbfounded, and after a few minutes of silence the world suddenly woke up and the birds came out of their cages.

"Ah! Little dumb, this hairstyle can't be controlled by ordinary people. You look more handsome with shaved hair than before!"

"I can't call you dumb from now on, I have to call you little monk. Come on, the most handsome little monk, let my sister touch her."

"Why didn't I realize it before, you really have eyes for eyes and a nose for a nose—yo, why did you hurt the back of your head?"

There were still bruises on my face, and I couldn't hide it if I wanted to pretend to be stupid, so I explained to them that when I get up and drink cold water, my teeth will be stuffed. up.But they didn't believe it, and tried their best to tease me, insisting that I was so angry that I was a beauty, and I got into a fight with someone somewhere.

Forget it, the weather is getting warmer, the wild flowers are busy pollinating, the wild dogs are busy mating, if you are a beauty, be a beauty.

Half of Yuan Luobing died, and the other half was his mourner, who was devastated.

It happened to be my birthday when Li Qiao came back from Japan.I received an instruction the night before, that I don't need to pick him up at the airport, just go directly to his studio and wait for the driver.

I was planning to go out early in the morning, and found a card stuck under the crack of the door—there was no sound outside at the moment, and someone should have slipped it in while I was fast asleep.

I picked it up and looked at the birthday cards that can be seen everywhere, but the words left on them are ordinary but not ordinary: Happy birthday, dreams come true.

Signed: Gu Yao.

Gu Yao's handwriting has been practiced a lot at first glance, the strokes are vigorous and full of edges and corners.I made a mistake that many people would make at the first time. I couldn't help but compare Li Qiao with Gu Yao's authentic work.Both of them have good handwriting, Gu Yao's handwriting is relatively neat and straight, while Li Qiao's handwriting is more scribbled and elegant.

I didn't see Fan Xiaoli again after the injury, but she kept her promise and came here, with the meaning of not being indebted.Holding this card in my hand was like holding the final chapter of a good story, and suddenly a very sad thought came to my mind: Maybe we will never see each other again.

The trip to Japan went very well.In the rest area of ​​the studio, the grandfather on the sofa looked radiant and seemed to be in a good mood.Before I appeared, I heard his hearty laughter from a long distance, but when I entered the door, he stopped smiling immediately, and stared at me with straight eyes, like a ghost.

I scratched my bare scalp and responded to his gaze helplessly.

After a long while, he asked, "What's wrong with the head?" His eyes wandered for a while on my face, and he asked again, "Where's the face? What's the matter?"

I probably haven't recovered from the concussion yet, and I'm more sluggish than before, and I didn't speak for a long time when I was questioned, but Ji Liang at the side smoothed things over for me, saying: "Luo Bing is going out with friends, and I don't want to be caught by some rich people." The second generation provoked and fought, and I asked him to rest for a few more days, but he didn't want to."

"Did you fight back?" Li Qiao looked at me coldly and asked suddenly.

Kira wasn't telling the whole truth, but I didn't have the energy to explain it.I thought Li Qiao asked this because she was afraid that I would cause trouble for him outside and lose his reputation, so I shook my head immediately, but he picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it at me, scolding: "Stupid! Fight back?!"

I didn't hide or hide, and I was hit head-on.

"Forget it, it's a big day once a year, don't mention the disappointment." Li Qiao motioned for me to pick up a gift box on the coffee table, and looked at me with a smile, "I brought you a gift box from Japan." A gift, open it and have a look."

Regardless of how outsiders portray Li Qiao as cold-hearted and cold-blooded, but he has always been generous to his employees. When he went back to Japan, he brought gifts to everyone in the team, including me.

Several female staff members unpacked and found top luxury brand leather bags and skin care products, all croaking in surprise.Although I wasn't looking forward to it, under Li Qiao's inexplicably encouraging and earnest eyes, I still peeled off the clothes in public and opened the gift box——

As a result, an electric penis was actually taken out from such a grand and fancy box. It was extremely thick, with clear horizontal stripes on the stem, and the leather and style were no different from the real thing.

There was laughter all around, and someone said "Yo" meaningfully on the spot.

The weasel gave the chicken a gift, and this man took pleasure in sarcasm, and casually exposed my sexuality to others: "That day in my swimming pool, you said you were a boy scout who had never been to a battlefield, so this I paid special attention to you when I went out for the first time. According to the clerk, this is exclusive for homosexuals, and the exclusive patented propulsion technology is especially suitable for beginner players who have never been opened by anyone. It is a lot of fun..."

Every time a serious word is added, the others laugh even more wretchedly. From time to time, some people make a fuss and shout in a strange way: "Little monk, you are really a little monk. You have lived in vain for more than 20 years, and you have never been happy once..."

Li Qiao lay back on her back, with a piercing and charming smile: "Put it away, I will liberate your nature when you go back tonight, don't thank me."

There was another burst of laughter around me, and I was the only one who was listless, without arguing or arguing, and kept hanging my head.

This master was dissatisfied with my reaction, so he raised his hand and threw a pillow at my face.

I still didn't hide, and after being hit twice in a row, I suddenly became dizzy, tinnitus, and eyes blurred. I raised my eyelids wearily: "Master, stop making trouble."

"Why are you so boring today." Li Qiao showed a disappointing expression, was silent for a while, and said to me, "Make a birthday wish."

"Just this one," I shook the dildo in my hand, "it's pretty good."

"Seriously mention one." Seeing that I was about to talk, Li Qiao immediately added seriously, "You have to think about it, you only have one chance."

I tried to think about it, but I couldn't greet him from a distance, so I made a wish based on my current situation: "I have a headache, it hurts like hell, can you allow me to ask for leave and go home?"

"No," Li Qiao refused categorically, "I'll mention one more."

This is not allowed, that is not allowed, I suddenly had a bad idea, and deliberately picked up what he didn't like to hear and said: "Then... can you take me to meet Gu Yao, I really want to see him again, and talk to him face to face. Said I liked him—”

Before he finished speaking, Li Qiao picked up a glazed ornament and was about to hit me——

This time I can't dodge. If such a thing hits me, I must die on the spot.But as soon as I put my arm up to protect my head, I saw him put down his rounded arm again, and said with disgust, this thing is worth more than your face.

I was so dizzy that I was so dizzy that I could only say in a tone of pleading for forgiveness: "Master, you are not happy when I accept the things you gave me, and you are not happy when I want to go home, wash and sleep, why don't you say yes?" What should I do today, to save myself from thinking about it, and to save those with ulterior motives from saying that you are showing off stink, emptying cannons, and pouring manure on small grass roots. It is obviously a gift, but it is unwilling to smother it to death. Lizheng!"

The people around laughed again, even Li Qiao himself laughed.

There was an indescribable taste in his smile, he was obviously frowning and displeased, with a cold face fixed, but in a blink of an eye, the spring breeze came again, and he let his sexy and affectionate lips be half-opened, so shocked and amazed.

Then Li Qiao narrowed her eyes and stared at me for 5 minutes. Five minutes later, he got up suddenly, walked towards me, grabbed me by the back of the collar, and dragged me out of the door like walking a very unruly dog: "Apart from following me today, you can't go anywhere. Don't even think about going."

I couldn't move anymore, so I followed along obediently.

A media specialist in the studio asked, "Master, where are you going?"

These people used to call Li Qiao the boss, or just call him Lee if they were close, but now they are all infected by me, and they don't call him "father" seriously.But Li Qiao gave that sissy a cold look, and warned him mercilessly: "If you dare to yell like that again, pack up your things and get out."

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